Save money by buying your gym shorts used from IFBB pros. (No homo)
put a towel under your ass when wacking off to porn of you will get a foul smelling chair over time
just got off the phone with Nasser . . .
i never understood why the ass has to sweat when you crack one off
You can spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her tits, call her by the wrong name. Then see how long you can `stay mounted` for.
You guys need better porn, you're working too hard.