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The advices thread
« on: November 15, 2009, 07:11:40 PM »
Post your best bodybuilding related advices on here. 

Mine: Save money by buying your gym shorts used from IFBB pros.  (No homo) 
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 07:13:32 PM »
Car pool with this guy, and good things will happen for you.
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 07:19:15 PM »
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That advice works for the forest and the gym.
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 07:23:26 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on November 15, 2009, 07:11:40 PM

Save money by buying your gym shorts used from IFBB pros.  (No homo) 

just got off the phone with Nasser . . .

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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 07:26:13 PM »
Cum on her tits and leave.
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 07:27:33 PM »
eat lotta good fats to prevent breakouts on your face
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 07:28:17 PM »
Imodium is good for diarrhoea
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2009, 11:07:51 PM »
If you get mad, don't get even - post the little bitch's IP address in Getbig and own the shit outta him
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2009, 11:14:54 PM »
put a towel under your ass when wacking off to porn of you will get a foul smelling chair over time
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2009, 11:23:32 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 11:14:54 PM
put a towel under your ass when wacking off to porn of you will get a foul smelling chair over time

QFT
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 11:26:05 PM »
never shoot tren, or prop into a neck vein.

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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 11:42:56 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 11:14:54 PM
put a towel under your ass when wacking off to porn of you will get a foul smelling chair over time
LOL
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2009, 12:05:59 AM »
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2009, 12:18:51 AM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on November 15, 2009, 07:23:26 PM
just got off the phone with Nasser . . .


haha
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2009, 12:31:01 AM »
If you're not planning on posting on Getbig for a while - make sure someone starts a rumour that your on a "business trip".
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2009, 12:40:13 AM »
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2009, 03:14:26 AM »
Quote from: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 11:14:54 PM
put a towel under your ass when wacking off to porn of you will get a foul smelling chair over time

 ;D

i never understood why the ass has to sweat when you crack one off
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2009, 03:21:51 AM »
Quote from: Bobby on November 16, 2009, 03:14:26 AM
;D

i never understood why the ass has to sweat when you crack one off

You guys need better porn, you're working too hard.
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2009, 03:22:44 AM »
You can spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`.

Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her tits, call her by the wrong name. Then see how long you can `stay mounted` for.
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2009, 03:28:37 AM »
Quote from: Purple Aki on November 16, 2009, 03:22:44 AM
You can spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`.

Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her tits, call her by the wrong name. Then see how long you can `stay mounted` for.

LOL!
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2009, 03:40:45 AM »
If you don't eat meat you'll turn into a pussy. 
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2009, 04:16:50 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on November 16, 2009, 03:21:51 AM
You guys need better porn, you're working too hard.

x2

I've used the same chair for 10 years and I can still smell the leather!  ;D
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Re: The advices thread
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2009, 09:35:53 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on November 16, 2009, 03:21:51 AM
You guys need better porn, you're working too hard.

i'm open to suggestions :D
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