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Title: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: 2ND COMING on November 25, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
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Post by: Mars on November 25, 2009, 01:58:22 AM
its sad that because of retards like that an animal can be shot.
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Post by: Gino30 on November 25, 2009, 01:58:44 AM
that was aweful dude

u have to post shit like this?
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Post by: 2ND COMING on November 25, 2009, 02:02:40 AM
that was aweful dude

u have to post shit like this?

not hardcore enough for ya?

maybe a live beheading is more your thing?
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Post by: webcake on November 25, 2009, 02:08:39 AM
Pretty weak........was hoping to see some limbs getting ripped off or something.
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Post by: 2ND COMING on November 25, 2009, 02:11:44 AM
lol at throwing an orange at it
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Post by: kiwiol on November 25, 2009, 02:26:35 AM
That's terrible. Poor bastard.
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Post by: Meso_z on November 25, 2009, 02:46:19 AM
lol at throwing an orange at it

haha what about the bottle of coke at the beggining.  :D
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Post by: just_a_pilgrim on November 25, 2009, 02:48:59 AM
How good was his ground and pound! Could make millions as a UFC fighter.
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Post by: Meso_z on November 25, 2009, 02:49:32 AM
That's terrible. Poor bastard.

Poor bear i would say.
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: kiwiol on November 25, 2009, 02:55:23 AM
Poor bear i would say.

I say send in a gorilla to kick the shit out of that bear
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Post by: webcake on November 25, 2009, 02:56:37 AM
See here i was thinking a bear would crush a gorilla.

Perhaps we should discuss this some more?
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Post by: Mr Nobody on November 25, 2009, 03:03:22 AM
I say send in a gorilla to kick the shit out of that bear
My thoughts as well, where did that post go Gorilla vs Bear? fucking hilarious
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Post by: serpentine007 on November 25, 2009, 03:03:43 AM
Guy looked a little young, was it pedobear?
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on November 25, 2009, 03:11:05 AM
See here i was thinking a bear would crush a gorilla.

Perhaps we should discuss this some more?

We should also discuss who's glutes are more ripped
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: kyomu on November 25, 2009, 03:32:44 AM
But why did it happen? Was he drank?
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Post by: 2ND COMING on November 25, 2009, 03:34:22 AM
i read that he was mentally unstable.

he jumped in willingly.

dont really feel an remorse for the guy.
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Post by: HTexan on November 25, 2009, 03:35:28 AM
so the guy jumped in? :-\
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Post by: Petrucci on November 25, 2009, 03:46:52 AM
so the guy jumped in? :-\

i heard in some site yesterday that yes, he jumped there, but i cant say its secure information...

IF thats the case, f*ck him.... if not, poor guy. but for what i know, he didnt die, did he?
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: HTexan on November 25, 2009, 03:55:41 AM
i heard in some site yesterday that yes, he jumped there, but i cant say its secure information...

IF thats the case, f*ck him.... if not, poor guy. but for what i know, he didnt die, did he?
i don't know, but he was pretty much getting ass munch by that bear. :-\
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Post by: MuscleMcMannus on November 25, 2009, 04:22:33 AM
No one jumped in to try to help the guy?  My god what a bunch of pussies.  I'd have been the FIRST one to jump in and throw that fucking thing off that guy.  What the hell is wrong with people nowadays??????????????????  :o ;D
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Post by: Meso_z on November 25, 2009, 04:23:38 AM
i heard in some site yesterday that yes, he jumped there, but i cant say its secure information...

IF thats the case, f*ck him.... if not, poor guy. but for what i know, he didnt die, did he?

i hope he died.
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Post by: Parker on November 25, 2009, 04:30:38 AM
i don't know, but he was pretty much getting ass munch by that bear. :-\
That bear was playing with him. If it wanted to kill and eat him, the vid wouldn't have been that long.

As a child, I on a school trip visiting a zoo, and I had jump up to look down into the Lion pit. There was this squirrel in there. The lions were on the far side where most of the people were. I almost lost my balance and fell face in. A chaparone had grabbed me, I was all leaned over

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Post by: 240 is Back on November 25, 2009, 04:36:01 AM
you start throwing citrus in there, suddenly you have men in posing thongs jumping in the bear pit too.
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Post by: Parker on November 25, 2009, 04:45:12 AM
Here is my thing, where were the zoo keepers with the cattle prods and shit?
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Post by: spinnis on November 25, 2009, 04:47:44 AM
he had a few chances to throw a mean elbow, and poke the bears eyes out.

That dude needs to watch more ufc.

He probably just wanted to die.
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: Parker on November 25, 2009, 04:51:42 AM
he had a few chances to throw a mean elbow, and poke the bears eyes out.

That dude needs to watch more ufc.

He probably just wanted to die.
Nope, that would have provoked the bear more. Bears are like big, very densely muscled dogs. The more you do, more you encourage it's prey (predator) drive. Not even Brock could have gotten away. In fact, Brock's actions would encourage the bear to eat Brock on site.
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Post by: spinnis on November 25, 2009, 04:55:02 AM
Nope, that would have provoked the bear more. Bears are like big, very densely muscled dogs. The more you do, more you encourage it's prey (predator) drive. Not even Brock could have gotten away. In fact, Brock's actions would encourage the bear to eat Brock on site.

Brock would have pulled a giljotin from the bottom and put the mfak bear to sleep!
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Post by: 2ND COMING on November 25, 2009, 04:56:51 AM
this is a situation where you need an emergency tool like a fire exstinguisher right near the pit.

break glass, take rifle out and shoot it dead.
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Post by: The_Hammer on November 25, 2009, 05:07:02 AM
That wasn't even a full grown Grizzly.

Back in the early part of last century out west (America) they'd have large animals fight each other in a pit and grizzlies would kill a full grown bull with one strike to the skull.


(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/zvoncic/bear-greets-golfers.jpg)
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Post by: rockyfortune on November 25, 2009, 05:18:44 AM
My thoughts as well, where did that post go Gorilla vs Bear? fucking hilarious



i say the bear would kick the shit out of the gorilla...
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Post by: Meso_z on November 25, 2009, 05:22:34 AM
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Post by: Meso_z on November 25, 2009, 05:25:01 AM
he had a few chances to throw a mean elbow, and poke the bears eyes out.

That dude needs to watch more ufc.

He probably just wanted to die.

This man would be able to fight the bear and come out of the pit alive.

(http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac116/amjad149/14555_1145837777425_1571959751_3040.jpg)
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Post by: rockyfortune on November 25, 2009, 05:36:46 AM
That wasn't even a full grown Grizzly.

Back in the early part of last century out west (America) they'd have large animals fight each other in a pit and grizzlies would kill a full grown bull with one strike to the skull.


(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/zvoncic/bear-greets-golfers.jpg)


not surprising..bulls are fairly docile animals.
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Post by: Mars on November 25, 2009, 05:42:34 AM
onlyme could have stopped the bear
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: Stark on November 25, 2009, 05:44:49 AM
that was aweful dude

u have to post shit like this?

thats life deal with it - nobody made you watch it
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Post by: serpentine007 on November 25, 2009, 05:45:27 AM
BayGBM should have been there, he'd have had that bear on its back and begging for more within seconds.
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Post by: Ex Coelis on November 25, 2009, 05:46:25 AM
I was expecting a different kind of bear and something un-natural
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: Mars on November 25, 2009, 05:47:30 AM
I was expecting a different kind of bear and something un-natural

yes i think the thread starter should be banned for giving us the wrong expectations.
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Post by: Dachande on November 25, 2009, 05:57:50 AM
kazmair would have run up and crushed the bears testicles then put it to sleep with a front chokehold.
(http://home.vicnet.net.au/~capo/icons/art_bb_4.jpg)
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Post by: serpentine007 on November 25, 2009, 05:59:11 AM
I was expecting a different kind of bear and something un-natural

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Post by: njflex on November 25, 2009, 06:06:11 AM
kazmair would have run up and crushed the bears testicles then put it to sleep with a front chokehold.
(http://home.vicnet.net.au/~capo/icons/art_bb_4.jpg)
thats not onlyme getting choked out by kaz....
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Post by: DroppingPlates on November 25, 2009, 06:08:41 AM
Give that bear a break, it's offseason time  8)
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Post by: CalvinH on November 25, 2009, 07:11:33 AM
this is a situation where you need an emergency tool like a fire exstinguisher right near the pit.

break glass, take rifle out and shoot it dead.



Shhot the bear cuz someone did what he wasn't suppose to and jumped in the pit?
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Post by: Parker on November 25, 2009, 07:17:07 AM

not surprising..bulls are fairly docile animals.

You shitting me, you haven't been around a non polled Angus bull before. There is a reason why bulls are left in a field by themselves.
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Post by: SS on November 25, 2009, 07:33:17 AM
That's not Onlyfat!
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Post by: njflex on November 25, 2009, 07:40:25 AM
That's not Onlyfat!
thats what i said lol,,,,see pic above with kaz..
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Post by: HTexan on November 25, 2009, 07:46:10 AM
i fell in a pit of 50 tea cup Chihuahuas puppies before,next thing i knew, they charged me. One get behind me, and i tripped!!! I got kiss-attacked all over my face.  :o
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Post by: spinnis on November 25, 2009, 07:46:29 AM
this is a situation where you need an emergency tool like a fire exstinguisher right near the pit.

break glass, take rifle out and shoot it dead.

they should have a tranquilizer gun near by.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 25, 2009, 07:52:31 AM
Would not have happened to Mars. He would have killed the bear with his bare hands
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Post by: rockyfortune on November 25, 2009, 07:56:39 AM
You shitting me, you haven't been around a non polled Angus bull before. There is a reason why bulls are left in a field by themselves.


i've been around cattle..and yes..they are docile...i tend to stay away from anything with horns dude...and i've seen non polled bulls together in fields without any issues...i didn't say always docile..i said fairly docile...when anything is provoked it can be dangerous.
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Post by: Meso_z on November 25, 2009, 08:03:20 AM
musclebear.
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Post by: HTexan on November 25, 2009, 08:05:22 AM
musclebear.
yeah, that bear has been hitting the roids.
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Post by: Helena on November 25, 2009, 08:13:53 AM


I can't tell which is more bizarre

that video ( and the fact it's related to so many others  )

or you finding it
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Post by: mass 04 on November 25, 2009, 08:29:44 AM
onlyme could have stopped the bear
Onlyme would have challenged the bear to an arm wrestling match. "HAHAHA cub, what have you done with your life?" After slamming his paws to the ground, Keith would hop into Sinbad's jet and fly to LA and use the footage to pitch "Over The Top II" before a light lunch with Martin Mull, Bart Starr, Marlo Thomas, and Soupy Sales.
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Post by: YoungBlood on November 25, 2009, 08:30:25 AM
Quote
that was aweful dude

u have to post shit like this?

The thread title was plain as day. Simple to read, and doesn't take too much common sense (which ain't so common, as you prove) to realize if there is a video of a bear grabbing a man- you should not click it.

Who is more retarded now- you for not realizing a thread titled "Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course" 

or

the guy in the video for jumping into a bear pit? What did he expect, the bear to have tea and crumpets with him?!?!

 
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Post by: DroppingPlates on November 25, 2009, 08:40:35 AM
they should have a tranquilizer gun near by.

C'mon we need our entertainment, don't we?
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Post by: CalvinH on November 25, 2009, 08:47:53 AM
Onlyme would have challenged the bear to an arm wrestling match. "HAHAHA cub, what have you done with your life?" After slamming his paws to the ground, Keith would hop into Sinbad's jet and fly to LA and use the footage to pitch "Over The Top II" before a light lunch with Martin Mull, Bart Starr, Marlo Thomas, and Soupy Sales.


If Gene fell in I would jump in and protect him.



... I mean the bear.
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Post by: mass 04 on November 25, 2009, 08:48:59 AM

If Gene fell in I would jump in and protect him.



... I mean the bear.
;D
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Post by: 2ND COMING on November 25, 2009, 08:50:50 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/24/article-1229998-075939A1000005DC-965_634x449.jpg)

the bear lives...
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Post by: Stark on November 25, 2009, 08:59:22 AM
I love bears (no homo) and I feel disgusted that they had to shoot it.

I've worked in a big german zoo for a long time and we had this one bear who had been in this small enclosure for too long.
the enclosure was still left from the "old" times when zoos keept animals in small spaces for visitors to see.
In todays times you try to give them as much natural space as possible - especially animals that are naturaly shy need an area they feel save and which they are undisturbed.

That zoo i worked for has a lot of money and is build right beside a huge park which the city owns, so they did this mega project in where they took part of the park and build a HUGE enclosure - for bears and other animals.
When it was finished it was crazy big with waterfalls and slopes grass and all.

The day they put the big brown bear into that enclosure we were all there to witness his first steps on grass and under sunlight which he has never seen.

When he came out of the box and was completly bewildered what was going on that was one of the few times in my life i cried - so amazing to see him change near instanty his fur got a lot shinier he looked better even if he was quite old amazing.
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Post by: 2ND COMING on November 25, 2009, 09:13:59 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/24/article-1229998-075939A4000005DC-320_634x637.jpg)
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Post by: Kwon on November 25, 2009, 09:22:41 AM
The fellow probably wanted to commit suicide?

Otherwise i see no reason jumping in like that.
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Post by: Stark on November 25, 2009, 09:25:20 AM
The fellow probably wanted to commit suicide?

Otherwise i see no reason jumping in like that.

surely there is an easier way to get yourself killed - tablets would do the trick - but they don't have the "whow" factor ::)

Fucking guy was a mega drama queen.

I cannot stand how people react to these things.

At the watercooler:
Some chick:
What a man jumped into a bears cage!?!? He got nearly? killed? WHAT A DICKHEAD!!!! oh he was mentaly challenged.... poor guy.

WTF?!?!

ASK HOW THE BEAR IS DOING YOU HIPPIE SHIT!!!
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: Kwon on November 25, 2009, 09:27:41 AM
Bear felt threatened.

Who is that looneytunes jumping in and breakin into my pad like that?
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: Stark on November 25, 2009, 09:31:30 AM
Bear felt threatened.

Who is that looneytunes jumping in and breakin into my pad like that?

that bear was waiting for that moment all his life - FINALLY somebody dumb enough to challenge me - he probably checked real quick if it was Chuck norris and when confirmed that it was not him he went straight for the kill.

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Post by: Kwon on November 25, 2009, 09:31:49 AM
The man perched for ten minutes on a 20ft wall above Finn's pit before he jumped in.

That allowed worried park officials time to call police.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229998/The-horrifying-moment-bear-mauls-man-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html
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Post by: Stark on November 25, 2009, 09:35:16 AM
The man perched for ten minutes on a 20ft wall above Finn's pit before he jumped in.

That allowed worried park officials time to call police.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229998/The-horrifying-moment-bear-mauls-man-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html


just some of the stuff i have seen or heard at the time I had in the zoo I worked

1: my boss in my zoo were I worked caught a guy trying to fuck a donkey

2: Another day we discovered a guy who jerked off in the middle of unsuspected people smearing his cum on childrens hair.

3: Another one tried to get close to an elephant baby overlooking the protective heard and got kicked around for a good 10 min.

4: A woman leaned over the glas window of the one crocodile window with the only crock that was big enough (a fully grown salt water crock) to grab the handbag that was slung around her neck - she nearly broke her neck and was lucky one of my collegues were around and cut the handbag off - the crock ate the whole handbag - papers money all gone.

Fuckem
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Post by: gordiano on November 25, 2009, 09:37:08 AM
I say send in a gorilla to kick the shit out of that bear


HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by: Kwon on November 25, 2009, 09:41:04 AM
just some of the stuff i have seen or heard at the time I had in the zoo I worked

1: my boss in my zoo were I worked caught a guy trying to fuck a donkey

2: Another day we discovered a guy who jerked off in the middle of unsuspected people smearing his cum on childrens hair.

3: Another one tried to get close to an elephant baby overlooking the protective heard and got kicked around for a good 10 min.

4: A woman leaned over the glas window of the one crocodile window with the only crock that was big enough (a fully grown salt water crock) to grab the handbag that was slung around her neck - she nearly broke her neck and was lucky one of my collegues were around and cut the handbag off - the crock ate the whole handbag - papers money all gone.

Fuckem

Sounds like quite a lot of looneytunes visit Zoos these days?
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Post by: G o a t b o y on November 25, 2009, 09:42:36 AM
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Post by: Kwon on November 25, 2009, 09:43:46 AM
Wonder what would happen if they had a Bear, Gorilla, Badger, Wolverine, Crocodile, Alligator, Tiger and a Lion in that bearpit.

Who would be last one standing and who would gang up on who? Who would help who and so forth?

I know that a Hyena would hide in a corner and wait until most of the fighting was done, they are quite clever/cowardly.
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Post by: spinnis on November 25, 2009, 09:46:10 AM
Dude probably just wanted a cool Xmas card.

Can you imagine how fucking cool this is gonna be to show to his grandchildren now that he survived? lol

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/24/article-1229998-075939A4000005DC-320_634x637.jpg)
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Post by: Kwon on November 25, 2009, 09:48:45 AM
Dude probably just wanted a cool Xmas card.

Can you imagine how fucking cool this is gonna be to show to his grandchildren now that he survived? lol

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/24/article-1229998-075939A4000005DC-320_634x637.jpg)

Well, you can see on his right hand that he approves with that handsign.

He planned this.
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Post by: Adam11 on November 25, 2009, 09:50:10 AM
Clearly offseason.
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Post by: spinnis on November 25, 2009, 09:50:35 AM
Well, you can see on his right hand that he approves with that handsign.

He planned this.

how many people can brag about having a photo like that!
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: bigmc on November 25, 2009, 09:51:48 AM
I would have pulled full guard and worked my submissions

although the bear is dominant from the top its positioning is all wrong

leaving it wide open to submission by paw bar
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: spinnis on November 25, 2009, 09:53:13 AM
I would have pulled full guard and worked my submissions

although the bear is dominant from the top its positioning is all wrong

leaving it wide open to submission by paw bar

he should have pulled a triangle!

(http://maxcondition.com/images/005_5_00.jpg)
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Post by: fathead on November 25, 2009, 09:54:08 AM
white guy?
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Post by: mass 04 on November 25, 2009, 09:58:41 AM
white guy?
Im sure a minority pushed him in there...
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Post by: YngiweRhoads on November 25, 2009, 10:00:42 AM
If the idiot was in full control of his mental faculties, then he deserved everything that happened to him.

 If he was *special*, then it would have been a fine example of Darwinism at at work.


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Post by: Voice of Doom on November 25, 2009, 10:07:18 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/24/article-1229998-075939A4000005DC-320_634x637.jpg)

not to overstate the obvious...but that's a big f*cking bear!  Wow!   I can see why some cultures worshiped them as Gods.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_worship






learning.
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: bigmc on November 25, 2009, 10:07:49 AM
Im sure a minority pushed him in there...

lol

mass04 bringing the funny
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Post by: Adam11 on November 25, 2009, 10:11:53 AM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080411/animals/Anchorman-Ferrell_l.jpg)
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Post by: Nails on November 25, 2009, 10:15:56 AM
Poor bastered, Once he got out the hospital and back on his feet, i would have a cup of coffee and a nice big bear claw donut for him at work  ;D



(http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/bigmap/outoftown/california/losangeles/farmersmarket/05bobs.jpg)
Title: Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
Post by: spinnis on November 25, 2009, 10:18:30 AM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080411/animals/Anchorman-Ferrell_l.jpg)

That movie is so fucking funny while being high lol.
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Post by: Devon97 on November 25, 2009, 10:20:24 AM
Onlyme would have challenged the bear to an arm wrestling match. "HAHAHA cub, what have you done with your life?" After slamming his paws to the ground, Keith would hop into Sinbad's jet and fly to LA and use the footage to pitch "Over The Top II" before a light lunch with Martin Mull, Bart Starr, Marlo Thomas, and Soupy Sales.

 ;D LOL
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Post by: Kwon on November 25, 2009, 10:30:39 AM
Wonder what would happen if they had a Bear, Gorilla, Badger, Wolverine, Crocodile, Alligator, Tiger and a Lion in that bearpit.

Who would be last one standing and who would gang up on who? Who would help who and so forth?

I know that a Hyena would hide in a corner and wait until most of the fighting was done, they are quite clever/cowardly.

What animal would win do you think?
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Post by: Bobby on November 25, 2009, 11:08:29 AM
yikes,,,first time i saw it it looked like the bear ripped his arm off, but now i see that it was a cola bottle that someone threw in. dude is extremely lucky, clearly he would have been killed if it was a gorilla
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Post by: Kwon on November 25, 2009, 11:25:03 AM
Tiger VS Bear


Tigress VS Bear


Bear VS Gorilla (lol)

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Post by: Stark on November 25, 2009, 11:26:32 AM
Dude probably just wanted a cool Xmas card.

Can you imagine how fucking cool this is gonna be to show to his grandchildren now that he survived? lol

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/24/article-1229998-075939A4000005DC-320_634x637.jpg)

chances are with his genes the kids gonna end up retarded
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Post by: Kwon on November 25, 2009, 11:26:53 AM
Female Cougar VS Bear
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Post by: body88 on November 25, 2009, 11:33:52 AM
Tiger VS Bear


Tigress VS Bear


Bear VS Gorilla (lol)



I'm no expert here, but that bear in the first video looks like a cub, and I doubt the same thing would happen if the tiger encountered a 1000lb Grizzly.
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Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on November 25, 2009, 11:40:19 AM


hahahah!!!!!!

That made my day.
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 25, 2009, 11:43:38 AM
Poor bear , it's not his fault some people shouldn't be alive... someone said earlier , Darwinism @ work
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Post by: Mr Nobody on November 25, 2009, 12:22:46 PM
The Gorilla will beat a bears ass any time or day.
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Post by: Earl1972 on November 25, 2009, 12:41:02 PM
lol at people throwing an orange and coke bottle ;D

i wouldn't feel sorry for the guy, like onlyme's sig use to say "don't fuck with bears"

E
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Post by: Immortal_Technique on November 25, 2009, 12:47:47 PM


Poor guy is still alive and resisting ages after he's been half eaten!
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Post by: Silverback Gorilla on November 25, 2009, 12:48:20 PM
lol at throwing an orange at it
HAHAHA!!  Silly goose, bears don't eat oranges, just fucking idiots that step into their world.  ;D
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Post by: Immortal_Technique on November 25, 2009, 01:09:44 PM
He shoulda gone crazy Bruce Lee style at the bear like this guy  :D

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Post by: kyomu on November 25, 2009, 01:14:43 PM
Female Cougar VS Bear

This is impressive.
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 25, 2009, 01:19:17 PM
That guy's really gotta work on his sweeps ... he must be a white belt ;)

the bear kept getting side control as well, though his ground and pound is only so-so
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Post by: Dachande on November 25, 2009, 01:29:29 PM



 :-X rip

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Post by: Stark on November 25, 2009, 01:34:36 PM



 :-X rip



well that guy found out the hard way that you don't fuck with bears - unless your name is Keith
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 25, 2009, 01:47:53 PM
Blow the 'Bear Whistle'

(http://legendsofnorrath.station.sony.com/images/rewards/eq2_againstthevoid/large/a-frost-dire-bear-whistle.jpg)
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Post by: Dachande on November 25, 2009, 01:47:59 PM
well that guy found out the hard way that you don't fuck with bears - unless your name is Keith
:'(
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Post by: uberman09 on November 25, 2009, 04:34:32 PM
i loled hard when someone trhew some stuff and it landed right on the guy 's head hahahaahahaha

you re being dragged like a doll by a fucking bear starting to eat your butt and then you get an object thrown at your head by someone hahaha.

good lord im still laughing.
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Post by: Spoony Luv on November 25, 2009, 05:19:41 PM
Wonder what would happen if they had a Bear, Gorilla, Badger, Wolverine, Crocodile, Alligator, Tiger and a Lion in that bearpit.

Who would be last one standing and who would gang up on who? Who would help who and so forth?

I know that a Hyena would hide in a corner and wait until most of the fighting was done, they are quite clever/cowardly.

The Hyena would probably throw oranges in the middle of all the fighting...
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Post by: Spoony Luv on November 25, 2009, 05:30:32 PM
HAHAHA!!  Silly goose, bears don't eat oranges, just fucking idiots that step into their world.  ;D

True that they don't eat oranges...But you must be living on Mars if you don't know how much they love coke



and



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Post by: lesaucer on November 25, 2009, 05:34:35 PM
a gorilla would go berserk and break every fucking bone a bear has
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Post by: Special Ed on November 25, 2009, 05:36:27 PM
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o110/revmyspace/freegraphics/sports/Chicago_Bears_Da_Bears.jpg)
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Post by: Mr Nobody on November 25, 2009, 05:41:53 PM
Damn we have been through this before a Gorilla will tear a Bear apart.

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Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 25, 2009, 05:56:07 PM
Wonder what would happen if they had a Bear, Gorilla, Badger, Wolverine, Crocodile, Alligator, Tiger and a Lion in that bearpit.
Who would be last one standing and who would gang up on who? Who would help who and so forth?

I know that a Hyena would hide in a corner and wait until most of the fighting was done, they are quite clever/cowardly.
ya shit like that is fascinating.
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Post by: The_Hammer on November 25, 2009, 06:21:24 PM
Tiger VS Bear


Tigress VS Bear


Bear VS Gorilla (lol)



The bear in the first video is an asian bear which is smaller than a black bear.

There are videos of asian animal fights where the animals are literally put in a cage together.  They put a female lion with a female black bear and the lion couldn't do shit to the black bear.  Black bears are about half the size of a grizzly.

Nothing short of an elephant could kill a full grown grizzly.

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Post by: pluck on November 25, 2009, 06:23:53 PM
its sad that because of retards like that an animal can be shot.

 ::) ::) ::)

What's sad is seeing a wild animal caged in an area no bigger than most suburban back yards...compared to a few square miles in nature.

I'm assuming you're talking about hunting when talking about shooting animals? What about the thousands of accidents each year when grizzlies (in Alaska & Canada), deer, elk,...etc that get hit by cars and are left to suffer on the side of the road?

There are reasons why hunting seasons which are closley monitored exist.

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Post by: kiwiol on November 25, 2009, 06:26:40 PM
The bear in the first video is an asian bear which is smaller than a black bear.

Racist post reported
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on November 25, 2009, 06:28:40 PM
Racist post reported

Blame the bears, they are the racists.  :-\
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Post by: Kwon on November 26, 2009, 04:11:16 AM
This is impressive.

It's all mental.

The female cougar is protecting the small cubs so she'd do anything, fear is no factor! :)

Bear thought, bah, it ain't worth it.
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Post by: Kwon on November 26, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
The Hyena would probably throw oranges in the middle of all the fighting...

THAT's what i wanna hear!

More educated guesses thanks!
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Post by: Meso_z on November 26, 2009, 04:19:20 AM
The bear in the first video is an asian bear which is smaller than a black bear.

There are videos of asian animal fights where the animals are literally put in a cage together.  They put a female lion with a female black bear and the lion couldn't do shit to the black bear.  Black bears are about half the size of a grizzly.

Nothing short of an elephant could kill a full grown grizzly.



chesk out at 0:41.

that bear should be in MMA, wasted talent for sure.
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Post by: spinnis on November 26, 2009, 06:59:53 AM
The bear in the first video is an asian bear which is smaller than a black bear.

There are videos of asian animal fights where the animals are literally put in a cage together.  They put a female lion with a female black bear and the lion couldn't do shit to the black bear.  Black bears are about half the size of a grizzly.

Nothing short of an elephant could kill a full grown grizzly.



judo throw at 00:41  :D

and nice butterfly guard by bear 2 on the bottom
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Post by: spinnis on November 26, 2009, 07:01:59 AM
chesk out at 0:41.

that bear should be in MMA, wasted talent for sure.


damnit!
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Post by: Mr Nobody on November 26, 2009, 07:36:39 AM
damnit!
Swede any fights on this weekend?
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Post by: Kwon on November 26, 2009, 07:58:43 AM
Swede any fights on this weekend?

Swede has a fight coming up next weekend.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on November 26, 2009, 08:16:52 AM
Swede has a fight coming up next weekend.
Swede fights the whores off him every weekend