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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2009, 04:47:44 AM »
he had a few chances to throw a mean elbow, and poke the bears eyes out.

That dude needs to watch more ufc.

He probably just wanted to die.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2009, 04:51:42 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on November 25, 2009, 04:47:44 AM
he had a few chances to throw a mean elbow, and poke the bears eyes out.

That dude needs to watch more ufc.

He probably just wanted to die.
Nope, that would have provoked the bear more. Bears are like big, very densely muscled dogs. The more you do, more you encourage it's prey (predator) drive. Not even Brock could have gotten away. In fact, Brock's actions would encourage the bear to eat Brock on site.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2009, 04:55:02 AM »
Quote from: Parker on November 25, 2009, 04:51:42 AM
Nope, that would have provoked the bear more. Bears are like big, very densely muscled dogs. The more you do, more you encourage it's prey (predator) drive. Not even Brock could have gotten away. In fact, Brock's actions would encourage the bear to eat Brock on site.

Brock would have pulled a giljotin from the bottom and put the mfak bear to sleep!
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2009, 04:56:51 AM »
this is a situation where you need an emergency tool like a fire exstinguisher right near the pit.

break glass, take rifle out and shoot it dead.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2009, 05:07:02 AM »
That wasn't even a full grown Grizzly.

Back in the early part of last century out west (America) they'd have large animals fight each other in a pit and grizzlies would kill a full grown bull with one strike to the skull.


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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2009, 05:18:44 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on November 25, 2009, 03:03:22 AM
My thoughts as well, where did that post go Gorilla vs Bear? fucking hilarious



i say the bear would kick the shit out of the gorilla...
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2009, 05:22:34 AM »
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2009, 05:25:01 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on November 25, 2009, 04:47:44 AM
he had a few chances to throw a mean elbow, and poke the bears eyes out.

That dude needs to watch more ufc.

He probably just wanted to die.

This man would be able to fight the bear and come out of the pit alive.

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2009, 05:36:46 AM »
Quote from: The_Hammer on November 25, 2009, 05:07:02 AM
That wasn't even a full grown Grizzly.

Back in the early part of last century out west (America) they'd have large animals fight each other in a pit and grizzlies would kill a full grown bull with one strike to the skull.





not surprising..bulls are fairly docile animals.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2009, 05:42:34 AM »
onlyme could have stopped the bear
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2009, 05:44:49 AM »
Quote from: Gino30 on November 25, 2009, 01:58:44 AM
that was aweful dude

u have to post shit like this?

thats life deal with it - nobody made you watch it
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2009, 05:45:27 AM »
BayGBM should have been there, he'd have had that bear on its back and begging for more within seconds.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2009, 05:46:25 AM »
I was expecting a different kind of bear and something un-natural
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2009, 05:47:30 AM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on November 25, 2009, 05:46:25 AM
I was expecting a different kind of bear and something un-natural

yes i think the thread starter should be banned for giving us the wrong expectations.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #39 on: November 25, 2009, 05:57:50 AM »
kazmair would have run up and crushed the bears testicles then put it to sleep with a front chokehold.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2009, 05:59:11 AM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on November 25, 2009, 05:46:25 AM
I was expecting a different kind of bear and something un-natural

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2009, 06:06:11 AM »
Quote from: Dachande on November 25, 2009, 05:57:50 AM
kazmair would have run up and crushed the bears testicles then put it to sleep with a front chokehold.

thats not onlyme getting choked out by kaz....
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2009, 06:08:41 AM »
Give that bear a break, it's offseason time  8)
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2009, 07:11:33 AM »
Quote from: 2ND COMING on November 25, 2009, 04:56:51 AM
this is a situation where you need an emergency tool like a fire exstinguisher right near the pit.

break glass, take rifle out and shoot it dead.



Shhot the bear cuz someone did what he wasn't suppose to and jumped in the pit?
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2009, 07:17:07 AM »
Quote from: rockyfortune on November 25, 2009, 05:36:46 AM

not surprising..bulls are fairly docile animals.

You shitting me, you haven't been around a non polled Angus bull before. There is a reason why bulls are left in a field by themselves.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #45 on: November 25, 2009, 07:33:17 AM »
That's not Onlyfat!
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #46 on: November 25, 2009, 07:40:25 AM »
Quote from: SS on November 25, 2009, 07:33:17 AM
That's not Onlyfat!
thats what i said lol,,,,see pic above with kaz..
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #47 on: November 25, 2009, 07:46:10 AM »
i fell in a pit of 50 tea cup Chihuahuas puppies before,next thing i knew, they charged me. One get behind me, and i tripped!!! I got kiss-attacked all over my face.  :o
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #48 on: November 25, 2009, 07:46:29 AM »
Quote from: 2ND COMING on November 25, 2009, 04:56:51 AM
this is a situation where you need an emergency tool like a fire exstinguisher right near the pit.

break glass, take rifle out and shoot it dead.

they should have a tranquilizer gun near by.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #49 on: November 25, 2009, 07:52:31 AM »
Would not have happened to Mars. He would have killed the bear with his bare hands
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