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Title: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on November 29, 2009, 06:37:01 PM
Do not hit the road to play poker for a living.

Do not play online poker in the same room as a buddy and his half wit girlfriend
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: 240 is Back on November 29, 2009, 06:38:53 PM
I used to play cards with a guy named Stretch
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: myt1 on November 29, 2009, 06:39:30 PM
So I take it your career on getbig.com is in full force again?  If so, go secure the interview with the hooker dammit
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: myt1 on November 29, 2009, 06:40:46 PM
I used to play cards with a guy named Stretch

As in he doesn't hold water.......yeah that's a ....... ;)
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: chaos on November 29, 2009, 06:41:25 PM
Interview the exes new guy!!!
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Tapeworm on November 29, 2009, 06:42:39 PM
Yes.  Fuck Kenny Rogers.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on November 29, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
Interview the exes new guy!!!

ok  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: chaos on November 29, 2009, 06:52:48 PM
ok  ;D ;D
Yes!!!!!!!!

Can we make a questions list?

Ask him what your dick tastes like when he goes down on her.

Ask him if she calls out your name sometimes.

Or if she says things like "oh, avesher used to do it like that, only better".

 :D
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on November 29, 2009, 07:03:12 PM
Yes!!!!!!!!

Can we make a questions list?

Ask him what your dick tastes like when he goes down on her.

Ask him if she calls out your name sometimes.

Or if she says things like "oh, avesher used to do it like that, only better".

 :D

ya fuck it Im gonna be prickish and send her and him the questions. Time to stir the pot
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: chaos on November 29, 2009, 07:05:51 PM
ya fuck it Im gonna be prickish and send her and him the questions. Time to stir the pot
Get more first, I'm sure others will have some good ?'s
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Tapeworm on November 29, 2009, 07:08:13 PM
ya fuck it Im gonna be prickish and send her and him the questions. Time to stir the pot

Not to be a dick but this doesn't sound healthy.  Ban all contact for six months or something.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Jizzacked on November 29, 2009, 07:17:55 PM
bad day at the tables?  me too, lost my roll to a series of bad beats.  2 pair beat by higher 2 pair twice in a row by the same guy, and then the grand finale.. ace high flush shot down by full house.  :(
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on November 29, 2009, 07:20:34 PM
Not to be a dick but this doesn't sound healthy.  Ban all contact for six months or something.

yes because I always make the healthy choice   ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: haider on November 29, 2009, 07:23:03 PM
what do you mean by "on the road" playing poker. sounds exciting. have you abandoned your permanent residence?
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Post by: WillGrant on November 29, 2009, 07:26:49 PM
Hookers pussy like being battered
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Tapeworm on November 29, 2009, 07:37:59 PM
yes because I always make the healthy choice   ::) ::) ::) ::)

You did for awhile there.  Get back to your workouts & good diet Av.  What happened with your hot date?  She looked alright.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on November 29, 2009, 08:49:44 PM
what do you mean by "on the road" playing poker. sounds exciting. have you abandoned your permanent residence?

ya I subletted for 5 months to hit the road and play for a living
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: uberman09 on November 29, 2009, 08:53:13 PM
why dont you get a job?
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on November 29, 2009, 11:08:15 PM
why dont you get a job?

why dont you go make 12k in one day, have someone else pay for you to play poker for a l iving, never putting your own money at risk and do whatever you please whenever you please with no worries in the world

keep your 9-5 routine, I'll keep mine thanks
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: CalvinH on November 30, 2009, 07:47:34 AM
Poor Av is finding out g4pay is not as easy as he thought :D
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on November 30, 2009, 10:37:27 AM
Poor Av is finding out g4pay is not as easy as he thought :D

its a savage world out here   :-\ :-\
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Post by: Kwon on November 30, 2009, 10:42:00 AM
We need more interviews Avesher!
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: CalvinH on November 30, 2009, 10:44:17 AM
its a savage world out here   :-\ :-\



Maybe you need to tighten up your permabulker look and things will get better for you ???
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2009, 10:47:02 AM
disturbia, can you please post a list of all psychoactive medication you are currently on, I'm serious..
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Post by: Rearden Metal on November 30, 2009, 10:58:34 AM
why dont you go make 12k in one day, have someone else pay for you to play poker for a l iving, never putting your own money at risk and do whatever you please whenever you please with no worries in the world

keep your 9-5 routine, I'll keep mine thanks

You're so delusional it's not even funny. Guys, when Avesher says he "made" 12k in a day, what he means is he had a 12k upswing. This is surrounded by a quagmire of losing days which add up to a net negative. He's not a winning player by any stretch of the imagination. Thus, the need to be staked.

And if you have a problem with the truth I posted there Avesher, come play me HU til ur backer drops you.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Rearden Metal on November 30, 2009, 11:00:16 AM
Just want to add that there's never been a winning player with the headcase problems Avesher has. Even the ones who "win" have a leak so large it's a lake. Either drugs, other gambling games they can't beat. In Avesher's case, hookers.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2009, 11:02:21 AM
Just want to add that there's never been a winning player with the headcase problems Avesher has. Even the ones who "win" have a leak so large it's a lake. Either drugs, other gambling games they can't beat. In Avesher's case, hookers.

I think avesher plays poker with the 4 other 'voices' living inside his head...all his games are virtual, they don't exist. lol
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Rearden Metal on November 30, 2009, 11:04:16 AM
I think avesher plays poker with the 4 other 'voices' living inside his head...all his games are virtual, they don't exist. lol


Not a bad theory.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: dr.chimps on November 30, 2009, 11:33:13 AM
Interview the exes new guy!!!
Screw that noise. Guy needs to go over and deck him. Get it out of the way 'stead of letting it linger and fester. And take that douchebag hat as a trophy.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: no one on November 30, 2009, 11:42:33 AM
why dont you go make 12k in one day, have someone else pay for you to play poker for a l iving, never putting your own money at risk and do whatever you please whenever you please with no worries in the world

keep your 9-5 routine, I'll keep mine thanks

dude, in the pics you posted of yourself you were sleeping on a floor and your place was a shit hole.

dont try to represent to anyone here you're living the good life just cause you happened to win 12g one day. nothing could be further from the truth.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Rearden Metal on November 30, 2009, 01:51:15 PM
dude, in the pics you posted of yourself you were sleeping on a floor and your place was a shit hole.

dont try to represent to anyone here you're living the good life just cause you happened to win 12g one day. nothing could be further from the truth.

While I agree with you in THIS case...I'm going to put it out there that I was indeed also living in a shit hole and sleeping on the floor while playing cards for a living. It was a "choice" of sorts, I didn't have a woman, didn't give a shit and was only interested in partying and gambling. I knew several people who were similar. 10k watch, tons of clothes, german car, sleeps on air mattress. Whatever. It's a stupid way to live...but fun :)
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: lvtolft on November 30, 2009, 02:14:34 PM
While I agree with you in THIS case...I'm going to put it out there that I was indeed also living in a shit hole and sleeping on the floor while playing cards for a living. It was a "choice" of sorts, I didn't have a woman, didn't give a shit and was only interested in partying and gambling. I knew several people who were similar. 10k watch, tons of clothes, german car, sleeps on air mattress. Whatever. It's a stupid way to live...but fun :)
Us men are a funny bunch.  If I was still single, I would probably be doing the same thing!
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 30, 2009, 02:39:24 PM
What style of poker do you play disturbia? 9-5 sucks so keep playing dude.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on November 30, 2009, 03:48:55 PM
dude, in the pics you posted of yourself you were sleeping on a floor and your place was a shit hole.

dont try to represent to anyone here you're living the good life just cause you happened to win 12g one day. nothing could be further from the truth.

umm i never said i was living the good life.  I am living with my staker in poker and he pays my buy ins. It is far from the "good" life. I just enjoy it because it is not 9 to 5.  I simply get by. So quit jumping to conclusions. All I stated was I enjoy how I live.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on November 30, 2009, 03:51:04 PM
While I agree with you in THIS case...I'm going to put it out there that I was indeed also living in a shit hole and sleeping on the floor while playing cards for a living. It was a "choice" of sorts, I didn't have a woman, didn't give a shit and was only interested in partying and gambling. I knew several people who were similar. 10k watch, tons of clothes, german car, sleeps on air mattress. Whatever. It's a stupid way to live...but fun :)

awesome post mimicing my life--just cross out the 10k watch, the clothes and the german car and substitute in 20 dollar knock off, 2nd hand clothes and city bus--lol--but I love it.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Rearden Metal on November 30, 2009, 10:14:41 PM
awesome post mimicing my life--just cross out the 10k watch, the clothes and the german car and substitute in 20 dollar knock off, 2nd hand clothes and city bus--lol--but I love it.

I'll post pics tomorrow...how about u post ur PT graph???????
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 01, 2009, 12:10:18 AM
I'll post pics tomorrow...how about u post ur PT graph???????

Are you gonna post the meds? please!!..

I have a degree in psychology and am curious.
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on December 01, 2009, 12:31:11 AM
I'll post pics tomorrow...how about u post ur PT graph???????

you asked before I posted my entire sharkscope specifically for you and thats that. Im not doing it again.  Theres a search function
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: disturbia on December 01, 2009, 12:32:26 AM
Are you gonna post the meds? please!!..

I have a degree in psychology and am curious.


Paxil 20mg per day

Epival 500 mg twice a day
Title: Re: Todays Advice
Post by: Rearden Metal on December 01, 2009, 07:37:44 AM
you asked before I posted my entire sharkscope specifically for you and thats that. Im not doing it again.  Theres a search function

Oh cool I'll check it out... GL to you in any event. I just have a hard time believing YOU make up the 5%ish people who win.