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Todays Advice
« on: November 29, 2009, 06:37:01 PM »
Do not hit the road to play poker for a living.

Do not play online poker in the same room as a buddy and his half wit girlfriend

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2009, 06:38:53 PM »
I used to play cards with a guy named Stretch

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2009, 06:39:30 PM »
So I take it your career on getbig.com is in full force again?  If so, go secure the interview with the hooker dammit

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2009, 06:40:46 PM »
I used to play cards with a guy named Stretch

As in he doesn't hold water.......yeah that's a ....... ;)

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2009, 06:41:25 PM »
Interview the exes new guy!!!
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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2009, 06:42:39 PM »
Yes.  Fuck Kenny Rogers.

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2009, 06:43:55 PM »
Interview the exes new guy!!!

ok  ;D ;D

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2009, 06:52:48 PM »
ok  ;D ;D
Yes!!!!!!!!

Can we make a questions list?

Ask him what your dick tastes like when he goes down on her.

Ask him if she calls out your name sometimes.

Or if she says things like "oh, avesher used to do it like that, only better".

 :D
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2009, 07:03:12 PM »
Yes!!!!!!!!

Can we make a questions list?

Ask him what your dick tastes like when he goes down on her.

Ask him if she calls out your name sometimes.

Or if she says things like "oh, avesher used to do it like that, only better".

 :D

ya fuck it Im gonna be prickish and send her and him the questions. Time to stir the pot

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2009, 07:05:51 PM »
ya fuck it Im gonna be prickish and send her and him the questions. Time to stir the pot
Get more first, I'm sure others will have some good ?'s
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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2009, 07:08:13 PM »
ya fuck it Im gonna be prickish and send her and him the questions. Time to stir the pot

Not to be a dick but this doesn't sound healthy.  Ban all contact for six months or something.

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2009, 07:17:55 PM »
bad day at the tables?  me too, lost my roll to a series of bad beats.  2 pair beat by higher 2 pair twice in a row by the same guy, and then the grand finale.. ace high flush shot down by full house.  :(

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2009, 07:20:34 PM »
Not to be a dick but this doesn't sound healthy.  Ban all contact for six months or something.

yes because I always make the healthy choice   ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2009, 07:23:03 PM »
what do you mean by "on the road" playing poker. sounds exciting. have you abandoned your permanent residence?
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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2009, 07:26:49 PM »
Hookers pussy like being battered

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2009, 07:37:59 PM »
yes because I always make the healthy choice   ::) ::) ::) ::)

You did for awhile there.  Get back to your workouts & good diet Av.  What happened with your hot date?  She looked alright.

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2009, 08:49:44 PM »
what do you mean by "on the road" playing poker. sounds exciting. have you abandoned your permanent residence?

ya I subletted for 5 months to hit the road and play for a living

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2009, 08:53:13 PM »
why dont you get a job?

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2009, 11:08:15 PM »
why dont you get a job?

why dont you go make 12k in one day, have someone else pay for you to play poker for a l iving, never putting your own money at risk and do whatever you please whenever you please with no worries in the world

keep your 9-5 routine, I'll keep mine thanks

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2009, 07:47:34 AM »
Poor Av is finding out g4pay is not as easy as he thought :D

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2009, 10:37:27 AM »
Poor Av is finding out g4pay is not as easy as he thought :D

its a savage world out here   :-\ :-\

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2009, 10:42:00 AM »
We need more interviews Avesher!
Q

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2009, 10:44:17 AM »
its a savage world out here   :-\ :-\



Maybe you need to tighten up your permabulker look and things will get better for you ???

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2009, 10:47:02 AM »
disturbia, can you please post a list of all psychoactive medication you are currently on, I'm serious..

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Re: Todays Advice
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2009, 10:58:34 AM »
why dont you go make 12k in one day, have someone else pay for you to play poker for a l iving, never putting your own money at risk and do whatever you please whenever you please with no worries in the world

keep your 9-5 routine, I'll keep mine thanks

You're so delusional it's not even funny. Guys, when Avesher says he "made" 12k in a day, what he means is he had a 12k upswing. This is surrounded by a quagmire of losing days which add up to a net negative. He's not a winning player by any stretch of the imagination. Thus, the need to be staked.

And if you have a problem with the truth I posted there Avesher, come play me HU til ur backer drops you.