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Title: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: uberman09 on December 06, 2009, 04:46:15 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/guy-Woods-8-hour-diner-waitress-deal-kept-affair-news.html

Perhaps he didn't notice the SUV parked across the road. If he did, he wasn't troubled by its blacked-out windows or any nagging hint of familiarity about its presence.

In fact, if Tiger Woods thought so much as twice about what he was doing, then Mindy Lawton had no inkling of it as they enjoyed a secret assignation in Tiger's Cadillac Escalade 4x4 in a church car park soon after daybreak during a Florida spring.

But every move of that alfresco encounter was recorded by a surveillance team of reporters and photographers from one of America's biggest-selling tabloid magazines. It was a scoop - the first example of what we now know to be a pattern of infidelity on Tiger's part.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: Croatch on December 06, 2009, 04:49:41 PM
Looks like Tiger had a fetish for white pussy.  I'd be wrecking fat ass thick rack women all day, not these narrow hipped blonde bimbos.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 04:53:24 PM
Oh shit, this isn't looking good for tiger...someone's about to get their ass kicked out of the jungle!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2009, 04:54:13 PM
Looks like Tiger had a fetish for white pussy.  I'd be wrecking fat ass thick rack women all day, not these narrow hipped blonde bimbos.
Tiger's mom, who is Asian, don't like teh black gals, had some really bad things to say, and of course, dad married a Asian lady, so by logic...so it was no fetish, it's what he was taught was best for him. But now he gets burned by it. Brothas, when will we learn?

But you are right, some thick, big, naturally big rack chicks is what he needed.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: uberman09 on December 06, 2009, 04:55:54 PM
could make a good getbiger:


another as yet unnamed mistress believes: 'His big problem is, ironically, insecurity. He has never felt particularly attractive. From the age of four or five, he was destined to be a golfing legend but no one told him how to be a man.

'He married the dream girl, had the perfect family, but couldn't feel satisfied with that.

'He's not a happy man. When his father died [in May 2006] his moral compass went off. He was caught once and got away with it. He thought he could get away with it for ever.'



Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2009, 05:00:50 PM
That Mindy chick is nowhere as attractive as his wife or Rachel, not even remotely as attractive, two entirely diff planets. Planet Average vs Planet Hotness
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: uberman09 on December 06, 2009, 05:02:28 PM
read the article ffs, the guy is in fact a genuine arrogant asshole.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: gordiano on December 06, 2009, 05:03:26 PM
Looks like Tiger had a fetish for white pussy.  I'd be wrecking fat ass thick rack women all day, not these narrow hipped blonde bimbos.

X 2
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2009, 05:05:07 PM
read the article ffs, the guy is in fact a genuine arrogant asshole.
I knew that a loooong time ago.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: uberman09 on December 06, 2009, 05:05:13 PM
Looks like Tiger had a fetish for white pussy.  I'd be wrecking fat ass thick rack women all day, not these narrow hipped blonde bimbos.
Just another story of a white trophy wife for a black man.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 05:07:07 PM
That Mindy chick is nowhere as attractive as his wife or Rachel, not even remotely as attractive, two entirely diff planets. Planet Average vs Planet Hotness

Seriously, I don't know WTF he was thinking... at least the hostess chic is hot...this one is f*cking brutal
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2009, 05:18:37 PM
Seriously, I don't know WTF he was thinking... at least the hostess chic is hot...this one is f*cking brutal

I think that Rachel chick gave otherworldly, ungodly blowjobs. So that sub hotness Mindy chick must be able to suck a bowling ball through a oil resevoir--maybe that's how he really met her, and the code word was "Check My Oil".
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 05:19:37 PM
Quote from: Parker link=topic=309521.msg4419712#msg441[b
9712 date=1260148717]
I think that Rachel chick gave otherworldly, ungodly blowjobs. So that sub hotness Mindy chick must be able to suck a bowling ball through a oil resevoir[/b]--maybe that's how he really met her, and the code word was "Check My Oil".

LOL, I was thinking the same thing... as I heard in a movie once... 'she looks like she could suck the chrome off a fender!'
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 06, 2009, 05:22:33 PM
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Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2009, 05:23:25 PM
LOL, I was thinking the same thing... as I heard in a movie once... 'she looks like she could suck the chrome off a fender!'

Ha, well his wife is about to suck the money right out of his wallet. Judy Jetson style.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 05:26:48 PM
Ha, well his wife is about to suck the money right out of his wallet. Judy Jetson style.

Seriously...I hope he doesn't go postal and pull some O.J type shit when she starts draining those bank accounts.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: uberman09 on December 06, 2009, 05:30:12 PM
Seriously...I hope he doesn't go postal and pull some O.J type shit when she starts draining those bank accounts.

he s so fucking rich anyway... he could live 1000 years without having to work...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 05:33:09 PM
he s so fucking rich anyway... he could live 1000 years without having to work...

I wonder though if something drastic happened, like our monetary system was bombed back to the stone age, all those 0's in a bank account would mean absolutely shit... when paper money (or stocks, bonds) have no legitimate value, what will some of these insanely rich people do? let's say there is a Armageddon type of scenario and there's only room to save 200,000 people in the world (obviously scientists, engineer's, teachers, etc.) what would some of these rich fucks do ?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2009, 05:34:08 PM
he s so fucking rich anyway... he could live 1000 years without having to work...
But not a 1000 yrs being happy, reincarnation of several lives and not learning Jack shit ain't the way to go.

He needed a hobby, should have been hanging out with Jay Leno and riding jet powered motorcycles and steam powered cars. That would have kept him busy.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: Voice_Of_Reason on December 06, 2009, 05:35:30 PM
I think Tiger Woods is gay. Just saying.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 05:35:51 PM
But not a 1000 yrs being happy, reincarnation of several lives and not learning Jack shit ain't the way to go.

He needed a hobby, should have been hanging out with Jay Leno and riding jet powered motorcycles and steam powered cars. That would have kept him busy.

Or at least been smart enough to get a pre paid phone under fake name, shit..even hire a decoy to throw off the media scum or just be more discreet, like go on a business trip to norway and bang some bunnies there!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2009, 05:41:01 PM
I wonder though if something drastic happened, like our monetary system was bombed back to the stone age, all those 0's in a bank account would mean absolutely shit... when paper money (or stocks, bonds) have no legitimate value, what will some of these insanely rich people do? let's say there is a Armageddon type of scenario and there's only room to save 200,000 people in the world (obviously scientists, engineer's, teachers, etc.) what would some of these rich fucks do ?
They would go buy "Learn the way of the Yellow Bamboo, for Dummies", and see if they can obtain the powers of TK and pyrokenesis, and take over the world. Obviously, the rich would try to influence who and how said people would be picked, but they may resort to Yellow Bamboo methods.

Cpt. E, either he was too arrogant to care, or too careless to notice. Like criminals, their downfall is that they get too greedy, both are after "booty" of diff sorts.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: uberman09 on December 06, 2009, 05:47:19 PM
But not a 1000 yrs being happy, reincarnation of several lives and not learning Jack shit ain't the way to go.

He needed a hobby, should have been hanging out with Jay Leno and riding jet powered motorcycles and steam powered cars. That would have kept him busy.
bingo. Or maybe he needed better parents. Cause this kind of behavior is a pure "resonance" of your father/grandfather's behavior most of the time.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 05:51:32 PM
They would go buy "Learn the way of the Yellow Bamboo, for Dummies", and see if they can obtain the powers of TK and pyrokenesis, and take over the world. Obviously, the rich would try to influence who and how said people would be picked, but they may resort to Yellow Bamboo methods.

Cpt. E, either he was too arrogant to care, or too careless to notice. Like criminals, their downfall is that they get too greedy, both are after "booty" of diff sorts.

I think he just had 0 experience in the game, make such amateur and rookie mistakes.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2009, 05:54:58 PM
bingo. Or maybe he needed better parents. Cause this kind of behavior is a pure "resonance" of your father/grandfather's behavior most of the time.
actually I agree with Capt. E, he's led such a controlled life, he's got no experience in the game. Everything is controlled with him. Never showing emotion, never letting loose, and never getting caught. Time's up Tiger, it's time for your Defanging!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Royalty on December 06, 2009, 06:09:45 PM
for his healths sake, Its probably good that Tiger's transgressions were exposed......I think he was on the road to contracting a serious STD. God knows the diseases that he could be catching from a porn actress. Im guessing he was hooking up with girls globally, while on tour.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: jtsunami on December 06, 2009, 06:11:20 PM
Oh shit, this isn't looking good for tiger...someone's about to get their ass kicked out of the jungle!


Tiger really needs to take control here, break off the marriage and become a player, he has so much fucking money and there is no reason for him to stay married and try and save this stupid marriage he obviously doesn't like.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: jtsunami on December 06, 2009, 06:15:40 PM
for his healths sake, Its probably good that Tiger's transgressions were exposed......I think he was on the road to contracting a serious STD. God knows the diseases that he could be catching from a porn actress. Im guessing he was hooking up with girls globally, while on tour.

oh yeah of course, fuck that, Tiger should be fucking bitches globally he's a fucking billionair, no need for family kids shit.  Dude needs to drop the bitch, pay her the money, and move on with his shit.  Porn actress's are tested dumbass, they are safer than some skank at a bar you know that right?



Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: Kwon on December 06, 2009, 06:43:49 PM
Looks like Tiger had a fetish for white pussy.  I'd be wrecking fat ass thick rack women all day, not these narrow hipped blonde bimbos.

+1
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: 240 is Back on December 06, 2009, 06:48:33 PM
i would love to see a graph of tiger's mistresses vs. his golf tournament performance.

I'm betting when he started getting laid, he started getting lousy on the golf course.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Royalty on December 06, 2009, 07:22:43 PM
oh yeah of course, fuck that, Tiger should be fucking bitches globally he's a fucking billionair, no need for family kids shit.  Dude needs to drop the bitch, pay her the money, and move on with his shit.  Porn actress's are tested dumbass, they are safer than some skank at a bar you know that right?






Dude porn actresses have caught HIV in the past. That was well known. A bunch of girls back in 04' caught HIV
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Tombo on December 06, 2009, 07:23:52 PM
Tiger's mom, who is Asian, don't like teh black gals, had some really bad things to say, and of course, dad married a Asian lady, so by logic...so it was no fetish, it's what he was taught was best for him. But now he gets burned by it. Brothas, when will we learn?

But you are right, some thick, big, naturally big rack chicks is what he needed.

LOL

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT BLACK WOMEN HAVE LESS ATTITUDE THAN WHITE GURLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: jtsunami on December 06, 2009, 07:40:37 PM

Dude porn actresses have caught HIV in the past. That was well known. A bunch of girls back in 04' caught HIV

yeah and how many skanks are running around bars with that shit and you don't even know it???  At least in porn they test and find out if it ever pops up, if it does they shut the shit down and get the people out.  Now in the real world you could have a skank sleeping with a couple guys a week giving them that shit for years and she might not even know she has it yet.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: caseyviator on December 06, 2009, 07:43:32 PM
even if ur not an arrogant asshole  N JUST A NORMAL DUDE ,WHICH HE PROBABLY IS-LIKE IF WE DID  THE FAME ,POWER N MONEY WE ALL DONT LOOK THE SAME WAY..YET WERE ALL OK GUYS!! when ur fuckin all that tail n ur one of the richest younge guys on the planet, everyone is jealous or the upity women THEY R  enragaded....dammed what u do ur always gonNa be the pussy crushin,wife cheatin, arraogant, dicked head,, case  CLOSED!!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: saucetradomous on December 06, 2009, 07:44:42 PM
Good for him. although he could easily do better.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 06, 2009, 07:46:25 PM
I wonder though if something drastic happened, like our monetary system was bombed back to the stone age, all those 0's in a bank account would mean absolutely shit... when paper money (or stocks, bonds) have no legitimate value, what will some of these insanely rich people do? let's say there is a Armageddon type of scenario and there's only room to save 200,000 people in the world (obviously scientists, engineer's, teachers, etc.) what would some of these rich fucks do ?

someone's been watching an illegaly downloaded copy of "2012".
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 07:47:08 PM
oh yeah of course, fuck that, Tiger should be fucking bitches globally he's a fucking billionair, no need for family kids shit.  Dude needs to drop the bitch, pay her the money, and move on with his shit.  Porn actress's are tested dumbass, they are safer than some skank at a bar you know that right?





Well yes and no, they are tested, but every 3 weeks... in that 3 weeks they could have caught something before it shows up on the next panel... problem is, they have no morals..when they're banging out 12 dudes non stop in a gang-bang, what's to say they're not as promiscuous off the camera? and since 99% don't use condoms on camera, what's to say she would use one with a guy she met at a bar?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Tre on December 06, 2009, 07:53:38 PM
Looks like Tiger had a fetish for white pussy trash.  I'd be wrecking fat ass thick rack women all day, not these narrow hipped blonde bimbos.

Fixed.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 07:58:31 PM
someone's been watching an illegaly downloaded copy of "2012".

What !!? uhh...it came with my new ipod touch..I swear  8)  8)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: jtsunami on December 06, 2009, 08:41:47 PM
What !!? uhh...it came with my new ipod touch..I swear  8)  8)

LOL
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: D_1000 on December 06, 2009, 10:17:49 PM
let's say there is a Armageddon type of scenario and there's only room to save 200,000 people in the world (obviously scientists, engineer's, teachers, etc.) what would some of these rich fucks do ?

Teachers?  :)

The real room would go to politicians, church leaders, army command and people with means like Tiger. The world would truly be doomed.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 06, 2009, 10:38:07 PM
Teachers?  :)

The real room would go to politicians, church leaders, army command and people with means like Tiger. The world would truly be doomed.
And the hot whores who fuck them. Seriously, you can't have a room full of leaders, men of God, scientists, and military men with no avenue to release their tension and stress.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Tyr on December 07, 2009, 12:07:01 AM
Teachers?  :)

The real room would go to politicians, church leaders, army command and people with means like Tiger. The world would truly be doomed.

Absolutely
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: Croatch on December 07, 2009, 12:16:38 AM
I don't understand why this guy would marry some blonde nut, then continue nailing many others, knowing full well, she'll be entitled to a ton of cash?
Why even bother getting married...pointless.
Brutal comma usage.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: Tyr on December 07, 2009, 12:24:42 AM
Probably figured its not cheating if you don't get caught and celebrities often get caught....... one way or the other



Wonder how many female celebrities  experiment outside their marriage/relationships. You only hear about the men
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Royalty on December 07, 2009, 01:34:31 AM
yeah and how many skanks are running around bars with that shit and you don't even know it???  At least in porn they test and find out if it ever pops up, if it does they shut the shit down and get the people out.  Now in the real world you could have a skank sleeping with a couple guys a week giving them that shit for years and she might not even know she has it yet.




''Instead, Lynn said: 'He talked very little about anything. She said he never wore condoms. That really broke me up. I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous. But Mindy was in love with him. I think she thought he was faithful to her.'



That quote from the article says enough. He probably wasnt wearing condoms with any of these random women.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: TrapsMcLats on December 07, 2009, 01:39:24 AM
Jesus, that girl is fugly.  I make in a year what he makes taking a piss, but apparently I can get better looking women than him, lol.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Tre on December 07, 2009, 01:44:52 AM
Jesus, that girl is fugly.  I make in a year what he makes taking a piss, but apparently I can get better looking women than him, lol.

I mean, everyone will slum it from time-to-time, but to have an 'ongoing relationship' with something like that?  Hell no. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Royalty on December 07, 2009, 01:56:00 AM
I mean, everyone will slum it from time-to-time, but to have an 'ongoing relationship' with something like that?  Hell no. 


And....no condoms! Risking pregnancy!! And risking millions in child support!!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Tyr on December 07, 2009, 06:19:03 AM

And....no condoms! Risking pregnancy!! And risking millions in child support!!

Thats because he was thinking with his other "head"
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: uberman09 on December 07, 2009, 06:37:12 AM
these women really had to have a very low self esteem. Why didnt they ask for money in order to shut the fuck up? why would this mindy just be tiger 's fucktoy without threatening him to reveal everything if he doesnt give her money?
She didnt even cash on his stupidity!!!

Not only tiger is a nerd, with 0 game, but he's also a control freak who likes his preys weakminded.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: 240 is Back on December 07, 2009, 06:42:53 AM
tiger probably got laid zero as a teenagers, living on the golf course and looking like a dork.  He probably never learned to use condoms.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Thin Lizzy on December 07, 2009, 06:44:02 AM
Tiger's mom, who is Asian, don't like teh black gals, had some really bad things to say, and of course, dad married a Asian lady, so by logic...so it was no fetish, it's what he was taught was best for him. But now he gets burned by it. Brothas, when will we learn?

But you are right, some thick, big, naturally big rack chicks is what he needed.

I think Tiger was heavily pressured to get married and start a family. The powers that be in the pro golf industry wanted their poster boy to be a nice family man, but eventually Tiger's true nature emerged.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 07, 2009, 06:46:20 AM
I think Tiger was heavily pressured to get married and start a family. The powers that be in the pro golf industry wanted their poster boy to be a nice family man, but eventually Tiger's true nature emerged.
I agree, and also with 240 and Uberman.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: uberman09 on December 07, 2009, 06:48:02 AM
tiger probably got laid zero as a teenagers, living on the golf course and looking like a dork.  He probably never learned to use condoms.
and you know what you re talking about rob that's for sure!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: uberman09 on December 07, 2009, 07:01:30 AM
GM/Buick and others won't stand behind a guy that gets caught banging cocktail waitresses and hookers in every city where there's a golf tournament. It's a sure bet there are "morals clauses" in any/all contracts they have with him.Sort of like that kid, think he was a swimmer or something, that was photographed toking on a bong at a party. He lost  his kellog and subway endorsements for it, too.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 07, 2009, 09:04:51 AM
Teachers?  :)

The real room would go to politicians, church leaders, army command and people with means like Tiger. The world would truly be doomed.

I don't think so, when the construct of a society fails and you're picking essential, key people for civilization to restart itself and rebuild you're not looking at human garbage like sports players, athletes, entertainers, comedians etc. you're looking for people that can and will contribute, namely builders, engineer's, scientists, teachers, leaders... I don't think there's room for church leaders either ;) fuck them, let their god save them then.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Tre on December 07, 2009, 09:19:20 AM

And....no condoms! Risking pregnancy!! And risking millions in child support!!

I love to play, but always play safe.

Child support is a killer, but that's done in 11 years. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: PTB on December 07, 2009, 09:20:32 AM
Tiger's mom, who is Asian, don't like teh black gals, had some really bad things to say, and of course, dad married a Asian lady, so by logic...so it was no fetish, it's what he was taught was best for him. But now he gets burned by it. Brothas, when will we learn?

But you are right, some thick, big, naturally big rack chicks is what he needed.

T.R.U.T.H.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: crownshep on December 07, 2009, 10:28:39 AM
Tiger pushed further into the rough... soft porn actress is claimed to be Woods' SEVENTH conquest


A porn star was today named as the seventh woman alleged to have shared a bed with beleaguered golf superstar Tiger Woods.
Holly Sampson, 36, has starred in movies such as 'My First Sex Teacher', 'Flying Solo 2' and 'Emmanuelle In Paradise'.
'She has no comment on the matter,' Sampson's Denver-based lawyer Andrew Contiguglia told The New York Daily News.
Miss Sampson began her porn career by appearing in several hardcore adult films in 1998 under the single-name aliases Nicolette and Zoe, but quickly left this side of the industry to perform in softcore instead.
The LA-based actress ill be lucky number seven for Woods, who has remain holed up in his Florida mansion as the names of his conquests have been leaked.

A Florida waitress and a Las Vegas model told over the weekend of their torrid relationships with the billionaire golfer.
A blonde Manhattan nightclubber, Cori Rist, 31, was added last night to the list of those with whom the married father of two had 'transgressed'. And it seems unlikely to stop there.

Even as they digested the latest claims yesterday, Woods and his team of advisers were bracing themselves for yet more revelations from as yet unidentified women.

Enlarge    Samson's lawyer refused to comment
There were strong rumours last night of a dalliance with a seventh woman, a porn star, and there has even been speculation that the trail of shame will lead to this side of the Atlantic with claims of a fling with a British TV presenter.

Meanwhile, one of the superstar golfer's alleged mistresses claims he told her his marriage was a sham and 'just for publicity'.

The woman's lawyer, Michael O'Quinn, who is not disclosing the name of his client, says she met Woods a club in Orlando in 2004.
Then 20, she was working at the club as a cocktail waitress and the sportsman was engaged to wife Elin at the time.
The alleged mistress claims she went home with him that night and went on to have an affair with him for two years.

According to influential U.S. website TMZ, she has 'lurid details' to prove the fling and Woods' lawyer has already contaced Mr O'Quinn.
Miss Rist has been secretly seeing Woods since they met last year at a Manhattan club, according to the New York Daily News.
It is claimed that Woods flew the blonde beauty to meet up with him at tournaments.
'They went on to another party,' a source told the Daily News. 'One thing led to another and, pretty soon, Tiger was flying her to hook up with him on tour.'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/guy-Woods-Cori-Rist-named-mistress-golfer.html#ixzz0Z1r9ORQO
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 07, 2009, 10:33:13 AM
Oh man... he's gonna get CRUCIFIED... one alleged sexual encounter is one thing, but 7!!!

they're gonna be passing around his balls on a plate, I smell divorce proceedings by next Monday
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on December 07, 2009, 10:38:09 AM
I don't blame Tiger for what he did. Should he have thought it through or just not be married? Yes. With that said, I got a buddy of mine that plays in the MLB. He has never started but has closed a few games, so he is by far not famous or known. However, because he is a pro athlete he gets poon thrown at him at most every new city they play at. Those whores throw themselves at anyone that is a pro.
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Post by: YoungBlood on December 07, 2009, 10:46:12 AM


When will some of these guys learn from Charlie Sheen?!?!

When being crucified about his name being in Heidi Fleiss' black book, everyone was asking him:

"Charlie, you can get any woman you want, but why do you pay for it?"

His answer was quite simple yet so eloquent....

He said he wasn't paying them for the sex; rather, he was paying them "to leave afterwards."

Tiger has plenty of money, why can't he hire an "escort" off a list like some of the NFL guys use in order to have a ho that will actually be paid to keep her mouth SHUT?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on December 07, 2009, 10:50:40 AM

When will some of these guys learn from Charlie Sheen?!?!

When being crucified about his name being in Heidi Fleiss' black book, everyone was asking him:

"Charlie, you can get any woman you want, but why do you pay for it?"

His answer was quite simple yet so eloquent....

He said he wasn't paying them for the sex; rather, he was paying them "to leave afterwards."

Tiger has plenty of money, why can't he hire an "escort" off a list like some of the NFL guys use in order to have a ho that will actually be paid to keep her mouth SHUT?


Very good point, but when you are having poon thrown at you at every angle it may start to be difficult to turn it down, especially if you have already done it once and nothing negative came from it.
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Post by: Fury on December 07, 2009, 11:01:33 AM
He's young and worth a billion dollars. He's a dumbass for getting married, not for banging hot tail in every city he goes to. Should have waited until 40 to get married. Celebrities like George Clooney have the right idea.
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 07, 2009, 11:12:16 AM
these ho's talk for 2 reasons, 1) $100,000 cheque from the national enquirer (beats working for tips as a waitress) 2) 15 minutes of fame, their name in the spotlight, paparazzi chasing them, making these insecure hoes feel important for a day of their worthless lives.
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Post by: Bodybuilding Related on December 07, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Parker on December 07, 2009, 02:14:09 PM
;D
"99 problems, but a bitch ain't one"
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Royalty on December 07, 2009, 02:31:53 PM
;D

jay-z grew out of playing women by his late 20's Or so, Im sure...he settled down

tiger "tried" to be a player after age 30 (kinda sad)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Croatch on December 07, 2009, 02:37:11 PM
jay-z grew out of playing women by his late 20's Or so, Im sure...he settled down

tiger "tried" to be a player after age 30 (kinda sad)
We'll let Tiger know that "Royalty" on getbig thinks his waiting to score a bunch of poon after 25, instead of working on his golf game at an earlier age, was a...bad...idea.
haha
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Royalty on December 07, 2009, 02:41:20 PM
We'll let Tiger know that "Royalty" on getbig thinks his waiting to score a bunch of poon after 25, instead of working on his golf game at an earlier age, was a...bad...idea.
haha

actually i dont think he was wrong to focus on golf....but he should stick to golf...you know stick to what he is good at.

the whole "player thing" didnt work out so well.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Fury on December 07, 2009, 02:46:19 PM
jay-z grew out of playing women by his late 20's Or so, Im sure...he settled down

tiger "tried" to be a player after age 30 (kinda sad)

I'm sure he'll be devastated knowing you think it's sad that he's chasing tail in his early 30's.  ::)

And for the hell of it, I googled it and apparently Jay Z started dating Beyonce around 2003, when he was 33.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affa
Post by: Royalty on December 07, 2009, 02:57:14 PM
I'm sure he'll be devastated knowing you think it's sad that he's chasing tail in his early 30's.  ::)
 


Actually all he has to do is listen to espn sports radio. Theyve been marveling all day  at the fact that he risked his marriage on a girl from the local perkins. Total playboy  ::)



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Post by: Fury on December 07, 2009, 02:59:43 PM
Why should he be any different from all these other celebrities and athletes? Polygamy is pretty much commonplace in Hollywood yet it's shocking when someone like Tiger does it? The guy's young and worth $1 billion. It's not really shocking to find out he's fucking women all over the country. I would've been more surprised to find out he wasn't.
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Post by: uberman09 on December 07, 2009, 03:01:51 PM
maybe Elin is not that good in bed... maybe she s frigid or/and doesnt like sucking cock.
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Post by: dr.chimps on December 07, 2009, 03:04:18 PM
Another couple of girls come out of the woodworks and I smell a reality series: Tiger's Tail?   
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Post by: uberman09 on December 07, 2009, 03:04:37 PM
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lol
Title: Re: Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair o
Post by: Earl1972 on December 07, 2009, 03:08:01 PM
kobe's situation was much worse, tiger will be just fine

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