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Title: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Nails on December 10, 2009, 01:02:24 PM
(http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/promo/nicole/281x211.jpg)

(http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/nicolevxtina2.jpg)

Nicole "Snooki"

21 - Marlboro, NY

Nicole is looking to meet the man of her dreams. When she goes to the gym, she goes in full makeup, hoping to make a splash with all the toned men. Her height has been as much of a strength as it has been an obstacle, and it will color her summer at the Shore in a big way.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: newmom on December 10, 2009, 01:03:22 PM
to me those girls all need to shed about 20 pounds..they are to chuncky for their age
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Nails on December 10, 2009, 01:10:49 PM
and 20 pounds of make-up too
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 10, 2009, 01:12:04 PM
will be HUGE at age 30...then fit in at Walmart.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: affeman on December 10, 2009, 01:14:01 PM
Fat, disgusting ugly whore.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Parker on December 10, 2009, 01:15:49 PM
to me those girls all need to shed about 20 pounds..they are to chuncky for their age
Not to be disrespectful, but in a club she would get more attention than you would. Especially if she put them D's out. She is a lil thick, but petite at the same time. A lil thickness is good.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: johnnynoname on December 10, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
one word of advice for this young lady in terms of her choice of "style"

that word being "subtle"
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Wiggs on December 10, 2009, 01:22:16 PM
She's ugly, she's fat and her eyes are too close together...
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: johnnynoname on December 10, 2009, 01:27:23 PM
She's ugly, she's fat and her eyes are too close together...

i'd still fuck her though
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Parker on December 10, 2009, 01:29:17 PM
i'd still fuck her though
Tag team?
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: johnnynoname on December 10, 2009, 01:29:51 PM
Tag team?

sure...she is a big gal
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on December 10, 2009, 01:34:48 PM
She has her own YouTube channel!  

http://www.youtube.com/user/SnookTv

Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: affy on December 10, 2009, 01:46:06 PM
she's going for the fat indian housewife look

i see some epic curry making in her future
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Parker on December 10, 2009, 01:48:02 PM
sure...she is a big gal
High five or "brotha pound" at the end (one gettig a bj other hittin it from the back)?
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: johnnynoname on December 10, 2009, 01:48:51 PM
High five or "brotha pound" at the end (one gettig a bj other hittin it from the back)?


there is a name for that...I forgot what it is..anyone?
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on December 10, 2009, 02:05:52 PM
to me those girls all need to shed about 20 pounds..they are to chuncky for their age

yeah and she's only gonna get bigger especially if she has a kid or two and when that metabolism slows down.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: big L dawg on December 10, 2009, 02:11:19 PM
someone post the vid of her getting smashed in the face
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: affy on December 10, 2009, 02:12:42 PM
someone post the vid of her getting smashed in the face
(http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki.gif)
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: big L dawg on December 10, 2009, 02:14:02 PM
thank you^^^
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: calfzilla on December 10, 2009, 02:17:20 PM
She is just ok right now, I would probably hit it, but yeah when she gets older she will be soooo fat and disgusting. 
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Nails on December 10, 2009, 02:22:19 PM


"my ultimate dream is move to new jersey and find a juiced,hot, tanned guy and live the rest of my life"  ???
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Parker on December 10, 2009, 02:30:16 PM


"my ultimate dream is move to new jersey and find a juiced,hot, tanned guy and live the rest of my life"  ???
Yeah, I noticed she said that and I made a comment on it this past week.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: dr.chimps on December 10, 2009, 02:34:19 PM
to me those girls all need to shed about 20 pounds..they are to chuncky for their age
Chunky is A-OK, but she is gonna really fall apart in about 10 years. Be throwing Hummel figurines from her La-Z-Boy is a given.  :-\
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Nails on December 10, 2009, 02:38:19 PM
why does it seem that JUICE is obtainable by guidos?? Is it easier to get in italy?? Or are their still many italian mobster connection all around shipping docs in new Jersey?
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Parker on December 10, 2009, 02:42:54 PM
why does it seem that JUICE is obtainable by guidos?? Is it easier to get in italy?? Or are their still many italian mobster connection all around shipping docs in new Jersey?
Dude, you are dealing with the NYC/Jersey area, you can get any type of " juice" you want, illegal or legal, strawberry-cranberry, or deca-berry, apple-cran or Winny-Mango.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Nails on December 10, 2009, 02:46:40 PM
I was looking for more of the kinda Juice 2pac was trying to get in the east coast

Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: duncanlukas on December 10, 2009, 03:31:24 PM
u guys do realize when she says 'juiced' she is referring to guidos gel hair right?  shes not talking about roids u dumbfucks.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Nails on December 10, 2009, 03:40:07 PM
u guys do realize when she says 'juiced' she is referring to guidos gel hair right?  shes not talking about roids u dumbfucks.

Only a true Guido fa ggot would know this!! QFT
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: no one on December 10, 2009, 03:40:15 PM

there is a name for that...I forgot what it is..anyone?

the rotisserie
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Wiggs on December 10, 2009, 03:42:13 PM
Only a true Guido fa ggot would know this!! QFT

lol...took the words from my mouth...
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: big L dawg on December 10, 2009, 05:48:48 PM
why do they say there muscles juiced then

Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: uberman09 on December 10, 2009, 06:00:56 PM
epic cleft lip malformation due to mommy drinking while being pregnant.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Parker on December 10, 2009, 08:40:47 PM
why do they say there muscles juiced then


Exactly, I'm guessing Guido-lover doesn't know his type of "juices".
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: wes mantooth on December 10, 2009, 09:49:32 PM
2nd pic is christina aguillera


the other 2 are of the troll that lives under a bridge..aka..snickers... ..i mean snooki

Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Petrucci on December 11, 2009, 02:43:38 AM
this show is the epitome of everything wrong in society...i understand why can someone watch this to have fun with idiots and the scum of the world, but really, are there people who like that?

Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Parker on December 11, 2009, 03:40:43 AM
this show is the epitome of everything wrong in society...i understand why can someone watch this to have fun with idiots and the scum of the world, but really, are there people who like that?



Hell Yeah, see them everyday and worse. Think about it. These people are the lines with you in the store, they even drive (Snooki can't drive worth a damn). ANd they can vote and have kids. So even more of them can breed!

This is our citizenry right here...can you imagine, lets say someone stealing from their own mother. SoOmeone spitting on a cop and believing they did nothing wrong?
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: newmom on December 11, 2009, 04:37:11 AM
Not to be disrespectful, but in a club she would get more attention than you would. Especially if she put them D's out. She is a lil thick, but petite at the same time. A lil thickness is good.

well I would hope she got hit on more than me, christ I'm almost double her age..She isnt ugly but damn what is wrong with young girls today, they mostly are to big. I didnt get fat till after my child and stayed home for almost 2 years, but thank god I lost the 150 pounds.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: kevinf on December 11, 2009, 04:44:43 AM
why does it seem that JUICE is obtainable by guidos?? Is it easier to get in italy?? Or are their still many italian mobster connection all around shipping docs in new Jersey?

im from the nyc/north jersey area..and yea theres tons of guidos who openly deal juice at most gyms here.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Thin Lizzy on December 11, 2009, 05:18:28 AM
Hell Yeah, see them everyday and worse. Think about it. These people are the lines with you in the store, they even drive (Snooki can't drive worth a damn). ANd they can vote and have kids. So even more of them can breed!


These are the kids of the Disco a-holes I hated so much back in the 80s.

This show is just bad, and not bad in a good way. I made through about a minute, and then, like a real man, I tuned in to American Chopper. They were making a Trike. I've always wanted to ride one of those.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Croatch on December 11, 2009, 05:50:07 AM
epic cleft lip malformation due to mommy drinking while being pregnant.
hahaha ;D
Ain't that a bitch.
(http://www.mayoclinic.com/images/image_popup/fl7_cleft_lip.jpg)
Doctor: "So, Ms. Caruthers....uhhh, are you a big drinker?  It seems like little Bobby got a vagina on his lip."
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: XXXII/LX on December 11, 2009, 06:55:33 AM

there is a name for that...I forgot what it is..anyone?

The wobbly "H".
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on December 11, 2009, 07:00:37 AM
(http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki.gif)
:D :D That is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen  :D :D She reminds me of a cabbage patch doll. Is that "snooki" though?? looks like one of the other broads.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: CalvinH on December 11, 2009, 07:14:44 AM
Guy was a real winner,and a high school teacher to boot!
he was cut off at the bar for being to drunk so he stole her drinks.when she said something to him he sucker punched her.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: uberman09 on December 11, 2009, 07:16:47 AM
hahaha i wonder who s gonna hire him now  ;D talk about doing the wrong thing at the wrong time in the wrong place.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Kwon on December 11, 2009, 07:23:46 AM
:D :D That is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen  :D :D She reminds me of a cabbage patch doll. Is that "snooki" though?? looks like one of the other broads.

Maybe she is sitting on some telephonebooks on the barstool.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: CalvinH on December 11, 2009, 07:24:01 AM
hahaha i wonder who s gonna hire him now  ;D talk about doing the wrong thing at the wrong time in the wrong place.


He has been moved out of class and assigned to a "teachers reasignment center"...whatever that means.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: dr.chimps on December 11, 2009, 07:29:15 AM

He has been moved out of class and assigned to a "teachers reasignment center"...whatever that means.
It means he's at home playing X-Box until they decide whether they can fire him with cause or have to 'retire' him. Depends on the shitstorm.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: boonasty on December 11, 2009, 07:39:00 AM
hahaha ;D
Ain't that a bitch.
(http://www.mayoclinic.com/images/image_popup/fl7_cleft_lip.jpg)
Doctor: "So, Ms. Caruthers....uhhh, are you a big drinker?  It seems like little Bobby got a vagina on his lip."

you're kind of a dick, aren't you  :-\


Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: dr.chimps on December 11, 2009, 07:42:30 AM
you're kind of a dick, aren't you  :-\
Croatch? Naw. He's not above hating on a newborn for a cleft palate. He's a champ. 
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: boonasty on December 11, 2009, 07:50:16 AM
Croatch? Naw. He's not above hating on a newborn for a cleft palate. He's a champ. 

the more i see of this guy he's a real unfunny twat

look at this shit




not to mention this




WTF?

Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 11, 2009, 10:30:20 AM
She looks rough as guts...
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Kwon on December 11, 2009, 10:51:48 AM
the more i see of this guy i love him



True, Croatch rocks.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Croatch on December 11, 2009, 06:37:09 PM
the more i see of this guy he's a real unfunny twat

look at this shit




not to mention this





WTF?


Thanks for the support brother.  My youtube account has now surpassed 1/4 million views, due to my unfunny videos.

Quote
Croatch? Naw. He's not above hating on a newborn for a cleft palate. He's a champ. 
hahah, This had me laughing.  Thanks bro.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 19, 2009, 04:03:18 PM
u guys do realize when she says 'juiced' she is referring to guidos gel hair right?  shes not talking about roids u dumbfucks.

You do realize that you are DEAD WRONG in your stupid assumption.  

Snooki meant just what she said, she does want a "juice-up" guy, which means a guy that takes steroids.

Check out this clip at the 5:00-5:10 mark when she makes it very clear.



Who's the dumb fuck now?
"1"
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 19, 2009, 04:29:42 PM

there is a name for that...I forgot what it is..anyone?

chinese fingercuffs
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 19, 2009, 04:32:39 PM
well I would hope she got hit on more than me, christ I'm almost double her age..She isnt ugly but damn what is wrong with young girls today, they mostly are to big. I didnt get fat till after my child and stayed home for almost 2 years, but thank god I lost the 150 pounds.

got any nudes?

you can PM them to me.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: mar10s on December 19, 2009, 04:39:12 PM
Point for Mr. OneMoreRep.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: BIG_STI on December 19, 2009, 04:43:59 PM
You do realize that you are DEAD WRONG in your stupid assumption.  

Snooki meant just what she said, she does want a "juice-up" guy, which means a guy that takes steroids.

Check out this clip at the 5:00-5:10 mark when she makes it very clear.



Who's the dumb fuck now?
"1"

You owned this skinny little guido tit
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 19, 2009, 05:43:28 PM
"Jersey Shore" makes me wish I was back in Afghanistan

just as far away from them and everything they represent
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Parker on December 19, 2009, 05:49:08 PM
"Jersey Shore" makes me wish I was back in Afghanistan

just as far away from them and everything they represent
What, they represent the United States?
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 19, 2009, 05:57:05 PM
What, they represent the United States?

to me they represent a superficial lifestyle of fulfilling selfish needs and being ignorant to the world

they know the price of everything but the value of nothing
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Hulkotron on December 19, 2009, 05:57:46 PM
That is some serious ownage by OneMoreRep.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: dr.chimps on December 19, 2009, 05:58:18 PM
haha to me they represent a superficial lifestyle of fulfilling selfish needs and being ignorant to the world

they know the price of everything but the value of nothing
So, what are their Getbig handles?
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Parker on December 19, 2009, 06:02:06 PM
to me they represent a superficial lifestyle of fulfilling selfish needs and being ignorant to the world

they know the price of everything but the value of nothing
Exactly, you have just described the majority of Americans. To a "T".
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Silverback Gorilla on December 19, 2009, 07:41:14 PM
to me they represent a superficial lifestyle of fulfilling selfish needs and being ignorant to the world

they know the price of everything but the value of nothing
This is very insightful man, no bullshit.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 19, 2009, 07:48:43 PM
This is very insightful man, no bullshit.

in all fairness, I stole the last line from Oscar Wilde . . .
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: mar10s on December 20, 2009, 07:21:05 AM
in all fairness, I stole the last line from Oscar Wilde . . .

It's still a good point though.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: body88 on December 20, 2009, 07:37:10 AM
why does it seem that JUICE is obtainable by guidos?? Is it easier to get in italy?? Or are their still many italian mobster connection all around shipping docs in new Jersey?

You're a fool if you think real Italians are anything like the 'guido's' you see on Jersey shore and growing up Gotti.  Thats an American thing, not an Italian thing.  Italians are NOTHING like what you see in that disgrace of a show. Cleary you've never been to Italy.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: calfzilla on December 20, 2009, 08:32:20 AM
Did you see the snooki skit on SNL last night?  Hillarious.  It was a weekend update bit.   ;D
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: mar10s on December 20, 2009, 09:44:52 AM
You're a fool if you think real Italians are anything like the 'guido's' you see on Jersey shore and growing up Gotti.  Thats an American thing, not an Italian thing.  Italians are NOTHING like what you see in that disgrace of a show. Cleary you've never been to Italy.

I have never been to Italy, but I understand your point.  Just because it's their heritage they act like they've come right off the boat.  The other day at work, someone was talking about "Nutella" and how they never had it and thought it was really good on toast.  A chick walks by (that's Italian...and she will let you know this) and says "I've been eating that stuff for the past 8 years, where have you been...you Americans I tell ya.".
I thought to myself b(tch you were born in the states...wtf????  Whether this is relevant to your post or not (probably not), I just wanted to rant.  Thanks... ;D
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 20, 2009, 09:54:12 AM
the worst are people who pretend to enjoy Brio
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: Kwon on April 23, 2010, 01:50:28 PM
(http://img184.rockyou.com/imagehost/17/17353/17353827/17353827_4fd3cf771272047835.jpg)
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: funk51 on April 23, 2010, 01:53:38 PM
(http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki.gif)
looks like that guy would hit it, but seriousely hitting a chick is low man.
Title: Re: Nicole "Snooki" MTV bodybuilding related
Post by: big L dawg on April 23, 2010, 03:34:55 PM
looks like that guy would hit it, but seriousely hitting a chick is low man.

yea man thats brutal..