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Title: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Nails on December 22, 2009, 05:17:04 PM
Why cant they leave Classic Movie Cinemas alone?? Why remake a classic?? The Original Karate Kid was a Master Piece.
Ralph Macchio would Destroy this Lil Fresh prince Twig







(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SuHeNf_ICqI/AAAAAAAAHJA/pw2egwuWPVc/s400/karate_kid_movie_ralph_macchio.jpg)

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Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Smokincrazy on December 22, 2009, 05:20:57 PM
Thats going to be a fucking mess.  Why does Hollywood have to remake a movie every 20 fucking years?  They will only tarnish the original.  All the parents that watched it as kids in the 80's will now take their own kids to see a movie that sucks. FAIL,FAIL,FAIL
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 22, 2009, 05:27:57 PM
omg that looks so dumb

Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 22, 2009, 05:30:24 PM
Ice Cube will star in an up and coming remake of “Welcome Back, Kotter”.

Ice Cube is producing the movie with Andrew Lazar and Matt Alvarez .

“Welcome Back Kotter” was the series that made John Travolta a star when he played Vinnie Barbarino.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: uberman09 on December 22, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
the problem with globalized politically correct multiculturalism is that it always seems nice and cool in the ads and holywood movies, but in reality it's a whole lot different story. People tend to stick to their own kind based on skin color essentially and it still remains to be seen how the very few interracial relationships that started during the last trend will end for both men and women, and their kids if they happen to breed.

In the end you have more and more single dysfunctionnal parents, families, and kids with no roots , no education and huge identity issues who in return will contribute to pollute society and fail to be socially functionnal.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: kiwiol on December 22, 2009, 05:31:59 PM
That little shit was one annoying brat in The day the earth stood still.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Tre on December 22, 2009, 05:32:28 PM

That's not Cobra Kai!   >:(
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Smokincrazy on December 22, 2009, 05:33:47 PM
That's not Cobra Kai!   >:(
..it's now Karl Kani   :o
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Nails on December 22, 2009, 05:36:30 PM
I mean name it something like the billy blanks tae bo beginnings or some cool ROUNDHOUSE GANGSTA but dont use the ol classic THE KARATE KID NAME

(http://www.dvdzap.ca/dvd-imgs/2590d0/billy-blanks-tae-bo-flex-pochette-avant.jpg)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Smokincrazy on December 22, 2009, 05:57:16 PM
I mean name it something like the billy blanks tae bo beginnings or some cool ROUNDHOUSE GANGSTA but dont use the ol classic THE KARATE KID NAME

(http://www.dvdzap.ca/dvd-imgs/2590d0/billy-blanks-tae-bo-flex-pochette-avant.jpg)
lol Roundhouse Gangsta

how about NIGGAZ IN MY DOJO
 
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Silverback Gorilla on December 22, 2009, 06:07:10 PM
lol Roundhouse Gangsta

how about NIGGAZ IN MY DOJO
 
LOLZ  ;D
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Migs on December 22, 2009, 06:10:26 PM
retarded
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Spike on December 22, 2009, 06:13:51 PM
Ice Cube will star in an up and coming remake of “Welcome Back, Kotter”.

Ice Cube is producing the movie with Andrew Lazar and Matt Alvarez .

“Welcome Back Kotter” was the series that made John Travolta a star when he played Vinnie Barbarino.


YES!!!!!!


Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: regmac on December 22, 2009, 06:14:10 PM
Why cant they leave Classic Movie Cinemas alone?? Why remake a classic?? The Original Karate Kid was a Master Piece.
Ralph Macchio would Destroy this Lil Fresh prince Twig







(http://thanks   I just won't watch it...like other movies they ruined Blues Brothers and THE OMEN!!!!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SuHeNf_ICqI/AAAAAAAAHJA/pw2egwuWPVc/s400/karate_kid_movie_ralph_macchio.jpg)

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(http://mimg.ugo.com/200812/8093/jaden-smith.jpg)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Alex23 on December 22, 2009, 06:29:25 PM
Who gives a fucking shit... K-Kid wasn't that much of a classic anyway...

This place is gaying up pretty bad... all I see is threads about Lady Gogo, brittany murphy's broken heart overdosing and related popCul shit...  many are showing their true colors of penile clockers..
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Tapeworm on December 22, 2009, 06:43:13 PM
As cheesy as the original was, at least the kids in the audience could identify on some level with Daniel Laruso.  Bullies, social pressures of a new school, crush on cute girl, etc.  How many kids can identify with moving to China?  That's why KK2 was hard to give a shit about.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Julio Ceasar on December 22, 2009, 06:57:32 PM
I don't see anything wrong doing it. Everything in our society is repeated every 20 year. Music, fashion food people...Young people today doesn't give a fuck what older people liked 20 years ago, its just a crappy old movie for them.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on December 22, 2009, 07:07:26 PM
will smiths kid,,,there believe it or not good kid
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Earl1972 on December 22, 2009, 07:17:12 PM
Who gives a fucking shit... K-Kid wasn't that much of a classic anyway...

This place is gaying up pretty bad... all I see is threads about Lady Gogo, brittany murphy's broken heart overdosing and related popCul shit...  many are showing their true colors of penile clockers..

so why did you beg to come back, alex?


karate kid is one of the best "feel good" movies ever, this new one looks like shit :(

E
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: marty31672 on December 22, 2009, 07:20:02 PM
such a great movie. i just recently added the series to my netflix.

bloodsport is still my all time favorite. probably one of the best soundtracks ever in a motion picture too
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 22, 2009, 07:34:40 PM
Karate Kid was quite the lame movie. 'Welcome Back Kotter' though, that is some classic shit.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: BIG DUB on December 22, 2009, 07:43:17 PM
Should be called the Kung-fu Kid. ::)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Tyr on December 22, 2009, 07:51:48 PM
Should be called the Kung-fu Kid. ::)

Exactly.

The kid should have moved to Japan to be a "karate" kid.

I agree that these remakes are getting rather tedious. Its sad that all these "hollywood" writers can't come up with a fresh concept without relying on past material.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: wes mantooth on December 22, 2009, 08:35:23 PM
sad part about remake movies is that kids dont even know about the originals.....
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Option D on December 22, 2009, 08:39:56 PM
that shit looks kind of dope to me
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Matt C on December 22, 2009, 08:48:19 PM
the problem with globalized politically correct multiculturalism is that it always seems nice and cool in the ads and holywood movies, but in reality it's a whole lot different story. People tend to stick to their own kind based on skin color essentially and it still remains to be seen how the very few interracial relationships that started during the last trend will end for both men and women, and their kids if they happen to breed.

In the end you have more and more single dysfunctionnal parents, families, and kids with no roots , no education and huge identity issues who in return will contribute to pollute society and fail to be socially functionnal.

Very well said.  Multiculturalism looks very pleasant in government posters and so on, but in reality it results in tension, hostility, and racial strife.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 22, 2009, 09:34:36 PM
Very well said.  Multiculturalism looks very pleasant in government posters and so on, but in reality it results in tension, hostility, and racial strife.

haha no it doesn't

Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Special Ed on December 22, 2009, 09:51:28 PM
Get this movie a BODY BAG!!
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: cross-of-iron on December 22, 2009, 10:00:54 PM
that shit looks kind of dope to me

Why, cause he's a black?  ;D
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Matt C on December 23, 2009, 03:01:30 AM
haha no it doesn't



Oh ok, so 50,000 whites murdered by blacks, one million white women raped by blacks, race riots, race based lawsuits, interracial gang violence, white police officers arresting blacks for trivial things like weed, and various ethnic groups continually stating that they are treated with racism and discrimination rampantly by white people must just be a figment of my imagination.

Thank you for enlightening me.

PS - you live in 80%+ white Canada so it is NOT multicultural here so you cannot use Canada as an example.  Canada is the closest country to a white supremacist's dream there is.  Apparently Big Poppa J likes it that way?  Are there things, "Big Poppa "?  ;D
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Petrucci on December 23, 2009, 03:54:14 AM
That little shit was one annoying brat in The day the earth stood still.

i completely agree, that kid alone destroyed the movie
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: gordiano on December 23, 2009, 03:56:49 AM
What a fucking shame. Hope this shit movie bombs.  :-\
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on December 23, 2009, 04:37:13 AM
Who gives a fucking shit... K-Kid wasn't that much of a classic anyway...

This place is gaying up pretty bad... all I see is threads about Lady Gogo, brittany murphy's broken heart overdosing and related popCul shit...  many are showing their true colors of penile clockers..

You're the biggest fucking penile clocker on this board tubby. 
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: rocket on December 23, 2009, 05:01:43 AM
Yet another remake where they take all the naive lameness of the original (a massive factor in making a cult movie), suck it out and think that the poorly conceived story which sucked 20 years ago, can stand on its own.  Add in a good old fashioned, no class, hiphop injection and you've got a 3/10'er.

I wonder how many people would flock to see a white version of shaft?  Some characters are racially set in stone.  Who the hell wants to watch a budding romance for a 10 year old kid?  That angle is out the window, too.

Hopefully the makers will suffer financially.  Once again, the talentless reign supreme in hollywood. 
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: the_steevo_uk on December 23, 2009, 05:57:39 AM
Should be called the Kung-fu Kid. ::)

yeah that was the first thing i was thinking of too...a chinese dude teaching karate???

GTF outta here!!
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Flexb on December 23, 2009, 06:26:39 AM
Oh ok, so 50,000 whites murdered by blacks, one million white women raped by blacks, race riots, race based lawsuits, interracial gang violence, white police officers arresting blacks for trivial things like weed, and various ethnic groups continually stating that they are treated with racism and discrimination rampantly by white people must just be a figment of my imagination.

Thank you for enlightening me.

PS - you live in 80%+ white Canada so it is NOT multicultural here so you cannot use Canada as an example.  Canada is the closest country to a white supremacist's dream there is.  Apparently Big Poppa J likes it that way?  Are there things, "Big Poppa "?  ;D

I guess you've never been to Toronto :D
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: uberman09 on December 23, 2009, 06:35:26 AM
I guess you've never been to Toronto :D
exactly...

or mtl or quebec...
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: io856 on December 23, 2009, 06:45:38 AM
the problem with globalized politically correct multiculturalism is that it always seems nice and cool in the ads and holywood movies, but in reality it's a whole lot different story. People tend to stick to their own kind based on skin color essentially and it still remains to be seen how the very few interracial relationships that started during the last trend will end for both men and women, and their kids if they happen to breed.

In the end you have more and more single dysfunctionnal parents, families, and kids with no roots , no education and huge identity issues who in return will contribute to pollute society and fail to be socially functionnal.
this is very correct as much as I would have liked for it to work

it simply doesn't
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: jesusbod on December 23, 2009, 07:03:54 AM
Wait till it comes out on DVD or VOD and watch it that way so you won't be caught going see it in a Movie Theater....
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2009, 08:25:44 AM
Exactly.

The kid should have moved to Japan to be a "karate" kid.

I agree that these remakes are getting rather tedious. Its sad that all these "hollywood" writers can't come up with a fresh concept without relying on past material.
The new generation(this would include new script writers) are a bunch fucking dummies with 4 min attention spans! None of them can write so of course they have to do old scripts over and over again. The sub 25 year olds I work with write and spell like they're 12. Dumb asses write like they're texting.  ::)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: SamoanIrishman on December 23, 2009, 09:26:13 AM
This isn't a movie a dude goes to see by himself or a date..this is a movie meant to take your kids, nephews/nieces to see...not a whole lot of kid friendly movies out there so its nice to be able to take them out.

I'll end up seeing it with my kid.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Special Ed on December 23, 2009, 09:27:24 AM
The first mistake was not calling it 'The MMA Kid'. Just think of how many Tapout-Afflicted teens would flock to see this if instead of 'taking jacket off', Miyagi had him doing 'Rear Naked Pokes'.

Missed opportunity IMHO.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Nails on December 23, 2009, 09:36:04 AM
(http://csos.movieset.com/download/movieset/o/b/2009-01/jackie-chan-miyagi.jpg)

Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Wiggs on December 23, 2009, 09:43:48 AM
1. This movie ::) ::) ::)...This kid is worse than Daniel-son
2. MattC throws out the same stats over and over...Yet what is he doing about it?  Not a damn thing...What a credit you are... ::) Now go lift weights and get "buff" then log on and oogle over ebony mountains of muscle...::)

 ;D
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Devon97 on December 23, 2009, 09:58:00 AM
THe only good part about the preview was watching the little darkie get his ass kicked for flirting with the chink! ;)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 12:33:07 PM
I'm sorry, but at least it looks entertaining. I'm in. I loved him in the cab (going to Bel Air). That last line had him sounding like his father.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 12:35:08 PM
The first mistake was not calling it 'The MMA Kid'. Just think of how many Tapout-Afflicted teens would flock to see this if instead of 'taking jacket off', Miyagi had him doing 'Rear Naked Pokes'.

Missed opportunity IMHO.

You mean Mr. Miyagi would be naked poking him from the rear? Damn preeeevert!

Seriously, MMA would be hilarious in the sequel. Gina Carano could show him the love of a woman.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: polychronopolous on December 23, 2009, 12:55:02 PM
Haha!!....back in the day a young polychronopolous actually thought that Daniel Larusso was a legit bad ass....
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: disco_stu on December 23, 2009, 01:31:08 PM
the original was majorly shite too.

cant see how they'd be able to make a worse movie.

i remember back in the day thinking how this skinny twink with very average skills could beat the dudes he was against.

makes me cringe just thinking about it.

classic?- maybe..but not for the right reasons.

classically crap, no doubt.

Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 23, 2009, 01:35:14 PM
What a fucking atrocity... smith's kid can't act for shit, this is the world we live in today  :-X  :-X
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: uberman09 on December 23, 2009, 02:00:33 PM
What a fucking atrocity... smith's kid can't act for shit, this is the world we live in today  :-X  :-X
like his father can...
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Nails on December 23, 2009, 02:02:50 PM
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Smokincrazy on December 23, 2009, 02:07:30 PM
What a fucking atrocity... smith's kid can't act for shit, this is the world we live in today  :-X  :-X
Do you think that kid would have gotten that role without his Dad?   ::)  Just like Bruce Willis' daughter------ZERO TALENT
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 02:23:23 PM
The racism is so strong here. People are acting as if they're redoing 'Citizen Kane'. MattC and Uber are especially tool-like. Uber with his pulled-out the ass social commentary and MattC with his shite-twist stats.

Just for that, I'm buying two tickets!
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 23, 2009, 02:26:45 PM
HAHAHA  black karate kid.  Since when do black kids not resort to 2X4s or guns to end a fight.  HAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: uberman09 on December 23, 2009, 02:27:25 PM
HAHAHA  black karate kid.  Since when do black kids not resort to 2X4s or guns to end start a fight.  HAHAHAHAHAHA
fixed

The racism is so strong here. People are acting as if they're redoing 'Citizen Kane'. MattC and Uber are especially tool-like. Uber with his pulled-out the ass social commentary and MattC with his shite-twist stats.

Just for that, I'm buying two tickets!

(http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_21511_1_small.jpg)


oh, and nice avatar btw.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 23, 2009, 02:29:00 PM
Do you think that kid would have gotten that role without his Dad?   ::)  Just like Bruce Willis' daughter------ZERO TALENT

So true, I can't stand when hollywood tries to milk a dead cow by redoing a movie (sometimes 2 or 3 times)
it';s fucking retarded, just make some new shit you talentless losers!!! they won't give new writer's/director's a chance because they know they can probably milk a dying franchise before they reach the 'straight to dvd' line...so fucking sad, they made the punisher and incredible hulk movie >>> 3 FUCKING TIMES <<< in 20 years for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: kiwiol on December 23, 2009, 02:30:16 PM
They could remake Dune. Would be cool to see it with a good cast, director and today's special effects.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: uberman09 on December 23, 2009, 02:30:52 PM
They could remake Dune. Would be cool to see it with a good cast, director and today's special effects.
no.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: kiwiol on December 23, 2009, 02:32:03 PM
no.

You are a hard man to please, lol
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
Didn't SciFi already do that, Kiwi? I heard it was decent.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: kiwiol on December 23, 2009, 02:39:33 PM
Didn't SciFi already do that, Kiwi? I heard it was decent.

I just looked it up and apparently, there was a 3-part, 6 hr remake that was made for TV, that's not too shabby. I'll have to check it out.

And it looks like they are indeed remaking the actual movie itself, although they aren't shooting yet.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Matt C on December 23, 2009, 06:38:39 PM
The racism is so strong here. People are acting as if they're redoing 'Citizen Kane'. MattC and Uber are especially tool-like. Uber with his pulled-out the ass social commentary and MattC with his shite-twist stats.

Just for that, I'm buying two tickets!

this is very correct as much as I would have liked for it to work

it simply doesn't

Exactly.  What could be better than every racial group in the world living together in harmony?  That would be like a dream come true to so many people whose lives are defined by race based conflict and strife.

I consider multiculturalism to be a very nice ideal, but sadly, I don't see it happening.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 08:06:20 PM
Doesn't seem to bother the ones doing just fine without us, so I'm good. :)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Pollux on December 23, 2009, 08:12:41 PM
How fucking gay! Should have left the original alone! >:(
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Smokincrazy on December 23, 2009, 08:16:16 PM
How fucking gay! Should have left the original alone! >:(
X2
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Special Ed on December 23, 2009, 11:16:16 PM
"Konique, SWEEP THE LEG!" just won't have the same ring to it.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Pollux on December 24, 2009, 04:48:20 AM
That's not Cobra Kai!   >:(

That's not Johnny Lawrence! >:(
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Tapeworm on December 24, 2009, 04:59:53 AM
Is Elisabeth Shue going to finally get her tits out?
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Smokincrazy on December 24, 2009, 09:14:21 AM
Is Elisabeth Shue going to finally get her tits out?
That bitch was cute back in the day
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Voice of Doom on December 24, 2009, 09:21:17 AM
Haha!!....back in the day a young polychronopolous actually thought that Daniel Larusso was a legit bad ass....

 ;D  An 11 year old 'Voice of Doom' may have spent a few hours practicing the 'crane' kick!  The final scene still brings a smile to my face...and I've always had a thing for Elizabeth Shue. :D
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: ironneck on December 24, 2009, 10:01:57 AM
is that will smith's bastard?
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: BIG ACH on December 24, 2009, 10:06:42 AM

Don't jump on me guys, but I actually don't think it looks that bad.  When I heard the Smith kid was doing it, I was like "oh god this will be terrible" but after seeing the preview it actually looks alright, kinda wanna see it now :-)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 24, 2009, 10:08:12 AM
I guess you've never been to Toronto :D

all big cities have the negroidals in them.  99% of Illinois coloreds live in Chicago, it's just how it is.

America's still over 70% white as a nation, yet you'd never know it looking at a big city.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: ironneck on December 24, 2009, 10:08:20 AM
Don't jump on me guys, but I actually don't think it looks that bad.  When I heard the Smith kid was doing it, I was like "oh god this will be terrible" but after seeing the preview it actually looks alright, kinda wanna see it now :-)

outed
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 24, 2009, 11:22:44 PM
Don't jump on me guys, but I actually don't think it looks that bad.  When I heard the Smith kid was doing it, I was like "oh god this will be terrible" but after seeing the preview it actually looks alright, kinda wanna see it now :-)

Are you kidding !?!? they copied the original fucking movie almost to the T, aside from that moving to china part..

the part in the comercial where jackie chan is telling the kid to take off his jacket and put it back on??! wax on , wax off danielsan ????
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Blockhead on December 24, 2009, 11:39:05 PM


  I bet that super fetish schmoe Gaoshong Xiangsho just creamed his pants seeing this trailer.



 - Block!
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: BIG ACH on December 25, 2009, 12:13:53 AM
Are you kidding !?!? they copied the original fucking movie almost to the T, aside from that moving to china part..

the part in the comercial where jackie chan is telling the kid to take off his jacket and put it back on??! wax on , wax off danielsan ????


So fucking what??  It still looks enjoyable!   8)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: BIG ACH on December 25, 2009, 12:40:57 AM

Come on guys, it can't be as bad as this:

(http://asaville.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/karate-kid.jpg)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 25, 2009, 12:43:35 AM
Come on guys, it can't be as bad as this:

(http://asaville.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/karate-kid.jpg)

LOL, they should have stopped at 2

fucking hollywood bastards, trying to make a franchise out of everything.
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: WillGrant on December 25, 2009, 01:15:55 AM
Come on guys, it can't be as bad as this:

(http://asaville.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/karate-kid.jpg)
Myagi  waxed on waxed off her ass
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 25, 2009, 01:17:31 AM
Myagi  waxed on waxed off her ass

In preparation for her final battle at the climax of the movie, Mr.Myiagi had her perform 'happy ending' disabling technique over and over on him.
 ;D
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Post by: WillGrant on December 25, 2009, 01:21:46 AM
In preparation for her final battle at the climax of the movie, Mr.Myiagi had her perform 'happy ending' disabling technique over and over on him.
 ;D
haha yes , young girl student  you must put spiting lizard in your mouth to cool the fire and make myagi san's knee buckle and eyes go very very slanty  ;D
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Post by: BIG ACH on December 25, 2009, 07:55:39 AM

Lube on, lube off, lube on, lube off, lube on, lube off, faster, faster, faster...
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Post by: Special Ed on December 25, 2009, 01:01:43 PM
Lube on, lube off, lube on, lube off, lube on, lube off, faster, faster, faster...
hey, leave Hillary Skank alone. That was her breakout role!
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Post by: Quickerblade on December 25, 2009, 01:11:29 PM
whats the big deal, watch it or dont.

I think its the fact its Will smiths son that has everybody going nuts on the web.

Im sure this will be better then "the next karate kid" nor did i watch it and nor will i watch this one. Daniel larusso all the way

(http://titicadegalinha.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ralph_macchio_jovem.jpg)
(http://www.htzfm.com/files/htzfm/images/ralph-macchio.jpg)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 25, 2009, 11:17:12 PM
I wonder if Mr.Myiagi taught her the 'bend over and bite pillow' position..
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Post by: Joel_A on December 26, 2009, 06:03:44 AM
What's up with black folks and kung fu? I swear, just about every black guy I know loves karate/kung fu stuff, especially bruce lee shit.


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Post by: Pollux on December 26, 2009, 07:02:06 AM
they should have stopped at 2 3




Part 3 actually wasn't bad.
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Post by: Nails on December 26, 2009, 08:08:49 AM
Ralph Macchio still livin off the Karate Kid to this day


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Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 03:46:11 PM
ralph has aged very well.
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Post by: NotMrAverage on December 27, 2009, 04:38:55 AM
LOOK AT THAT YOUTUBE CLIP!!!! IN THE END HE DOES THE POSE OF CANCER THAT MADE HIM WIN THAT HIGH SCHOOL KARATAY CHALLANGE. I WONDER IF MR MIYAGI WILL BE AS SEXY AS PAT MORITA IS TODAY (DEAD).
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Post by: Matterhorn on December 27, 2009, 04:46:48 AM
(http://flabbergastedly.com/wp-content/uploads/Makes%20no%20sense/Samurai%202.gif)
Title: Re: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame
Post by: Deadpool on December 27, 2009, 11:38:21 AM
it's the kung-fu kid.  or the wushu kid.   can't even get the martial arts country correct, stupid hollywod writers