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Title: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Army of One on December 27, 2009, 04:35:21 AM
Or do the billionaire getbiggers get their Victorias secret models to do it for them?
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: indie-lad on December 27, 2009, 04:39:07 AM
Seriously, since I recently broke up with my girl friend, I would have to say 3 to 4 times daily on average.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Army of One on December 27, 2009, 04:41:03 AM
Seriously, since I recently broke up with my girl friend, I would have to say 3 to 4 times daily on average.

More of a once a day man myself
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: spinnis on December 27, 2009, 04:42:43 AM
morning and night at a minimum or I would become a rapist
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: indie-lad on December 27, 2009, 04:48:35 AM
But porn is so readily available today with the internet. She was so against porn and me masturbating (this is why women will never truly understand men. Girls love to fuck but a  guy needs to!! And when we broke up and she left my apartment I went right for the computer and jerked off all over myself. And I haven't stopped since. Funny how that works out.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Army of One on December 27, 2009, 04:50:17 AM
But porn is so readily available today with the internet. She was so against porn and me masturbating (this is why women will never truly understand men. Girls love to fuck but a  guy needs to!! And when we broke up and she left my apartment I went right for the computer and jerked off all over myself. And I haven't stopped since. Funny how that works out.

Porn keeps from Drink and Dialling when you just break up.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: indie-lad on December 27, 2009, 04:56:18 AM
morning and night at a minimum or I would become a rapist

I see it differently. If I didn't jerk off more I WOULD become a rapist because god knows how much I want and hunger for girls. So I need to jerk off a lot during the day to calm myself and think of the girls I just saw or want on a regular basis. And boy, do I enjoy it!!! :D
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: spinnis on December 27, 2009, 05:00:35 AM
I see it differently. If I didn't jerk off more I would become a rapist because god knows how much I want and hunger for girls. So I need to jerk off a lot during the day to calm myself. And boy, do I enjoy it!!! :D

didnt you just kinda repeat what I said? lol
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: indie-lad on December 27, 2009, 05:02:50 AM
didnt you just kinda repeat what I said? lol

Awww yes, now I see. Remember I'm not seeing clearly because I'm jerking off right now to porn... :)
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Matterhorn on December 27, 2009, 05:03:17 AM
pre-contest or off-season?

please be more precise with your questions in future. time is money.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Army of One on December 27, 2009, 05:06:13 AM
pre-contest or off-season?

please be more precise with your questions in future. time is money.

Both, but all getbiggers practice a muslim like masturbation schedule of no touching of the penis during precontest.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: WingedLion on December 27, 2009, 05:21:38 AM
by posting a question like this you are def gay or in the closet

who tf wants to know how many times another dude jerks off ??
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Army of One on December 27, 2009, 05:23:45 AM
by posting a question like this you are def gay or in the closet

who tf wants to know how many times another dude jerks off ??

After seeing your "girlfriends", I would imagine your number is high.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: WingedLion on December 27, 2009, 08:36:29 AM
After seeing your "girlfriends", I would imagine your number is high.
I would not trust your taste in women as it's a known fact that gay men have "different" preferences
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: drkaje on December 27, 2009, 08:39:14 AM
6 or 7 times per year.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 27, 2009, 08:58:16 AM
If I took Falcon's diet approach I would be up to ten times a day with all that energy.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Bobby on December 27, 2009, 09:24:43 AM
precontest: never, no drive/will

offseason: hmm quite a bit more, 2-4times every other day
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: 240 is Back on December 27, 2009, 09:31:34 AM
a man needs a healthy mix of porn and sex.

Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: uberman09 on December 27, 2009, 10:16:50 AM
But porn is so readily available today with the internet. She was so against porn and me masturbating (this is why women will never truly understand men. Girls love to fuck but a  guy needs to!! And when we broke up and she left my apartment I went right for the computer and jerked off all over myself. And I haven't stopped since. Funny how that works out.

you dont even understand yourself either so please stfu. Stupid teens.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: JasonH on December 27, 2009, 10:24:29 AM
a man needs a healthy mix of porn and sex.



x2
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: tbombz on December 27, 2009, 10:26:48 AM
it depends on my social life and sex life. if i fucked my girl twice, then im not going to masterbate at all, well maybe once.  if some cute guy i just met is gay and obviously likes me... well im going to be masterbating all fucking day..
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: AC Slater on December 27, 2009, 11:06:50 AM
it depends on my social life and sex life. if i fucked my girl twice, then im not going to masterbate at all, well maybe once.  if some cute guy i just met is gay and obviously likes me... well im going to be masterbating all fucking day..

dude, you gay fag
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: TrapsMcLats on December 27, 2009, 11:08:54 AM
a man needs a healthy mix of porn and sex.



Exactly. I jack off to porn in the early afternoon and fuck the wifey to be at night.  She encourages this because she doesn't want to have a sore vag from too much sex.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Deadpool on December 27, 2009, 11:16:57 AM
nothing gay about comparing cracking off one's
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: tbombz on December 27, 2009, 11:22:50 AM
dude, you gay fag
yes, can i help you with something??  ;D
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 11:26:05 AM
it depends on my social life and sex life. if i fucked my girl twice, then im not going to masterbate at all, well maybe once.  if some cute guy i just met is gay and obviously likes me... well im going to be masterbating all fucking day..

are you bi-sexual tbombz? i was going to ask you this a while ago..
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: tbombz on December 27, 2009, 11:35:36 AM
are you bi-sexual tbombz? i was going to ask you this a while ago..
yeah dude, i thought you knew. but im loyal to my gf.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 11:37:10 AM
yeah dude, i thought you knew. but im loyal to my gf.

nah i didnt know, but cool. does she know?

so do u find guys are attracted to u more cause u have muscles?
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: tbombz on December 27, 2009, 11:40:59 AM
nah i didnt know, but cool. does she know?

so do u find guys are attracted to u more cause u have muscles?
yeah she knows.

yes definitely. men love it. you know that.lol
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 11:42:48 AM
yeah she knows.

yes definitely. men love it. you know that.lol

next time you decide to come out the closet do it with ease or give me a heads up, you just jumped out that motherfucka.

im happy for you mate, your a good dude dizzle!
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: wavelength on December 27, 2009, 11:44:15 AM
tausend mal!
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: haider on December 27, 2009, 11:46:43 AM
next time you decide to come out the closet do it with ease or give me a heads up, you just jumped out that motherfucka.

im happy for you mate, your a good dude dizzle!
LOL!!
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 27, 2009, 11:59:36 AM
At least once per day, in the summer the frequency is greater up to 4 times a day.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Nasty Nate on December 27, 2009, 12:06:19 PM
Usually 2.

Sometimes i'll just be at work and have nothing to do so i'll go crack one off and kill some time... lol
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: affeman on December 27, 2009, 12:14:53 PM
If I get laid that day once, otherwise twice.

So 2 ejaculations per day, no matter how (hardly skipped a day since I started at 10 lol).
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Immortal_Technique on December 27, 2009, 12:26:36 PM
More of a once a day man myself

Likewise, then extra ones if somebody hot talks to me in work hahaha!

As McLats said my GF knows this is the case but would rather that than me attempt to bludgeon her vag raw multiple times every day haha.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: funk51 on December 27, 2009, 12:32:03 PM
show some restraint. this man once won a contest. he was truly the MASTER OF HIS DOMAIN.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Devon97 on December 27, 2009, 12:35:07 PM
Does size and frequency of ability to blow load have much to do with test levels?
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: @Brandon on December 27, 2009, 05:00:15 PM
Merry xmas to all btw.


I may step on some toes and I am sorry for that.

Excluding teenagers and juicers,
to me, jerking off too much  CLLL = Cheap, lazy, lonely loser.
Like the Main character in the movie "Fatso"

He was a fat nerd Jerking off all the time, even when brushing his teeth.


A friend of mine used to take a dump and then jerked off in his toilet every day :-\

I find it incredibly boring to jerk off, I almost never do it.
Internet porn is boring too.

Why do it yourself when someone can do it for you.
Just squeezing firm breasts and a butt while she is taking care of you
is so much better.

The real thing to me is 1000times better, it is such a pleasure.
Feeling horny and looking forward to it, is a great feeling too.
Enjoying real girls is one of the good things in life.

  
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: _bruce_ on December 28, 2009, 03:24:41 AM
tausend mal!

Sau Du!!!  :D
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: whataname on December 28, 2009, 07:42:03 AM
not as much as i'd like to... My wife is always at home..  :)
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Army of One on December 28, 2009, 09:54:46 AM
not as much as i'd like to... My wife is always at home..  :)

Dont you have a bathroom with a lock on it?
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: whataname on December 28, 2009, 11:22:57 AM
Dont you have a bathroom with a lock on it?

 :D yeah, but cannot access tube8 in there!
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Devon97 on December 28, 2009, 11:52:36 AM
Merry xmas to all btw.


I may step on some toes and I am sorry for that.

Excluding teenagers and juicers,
to me, jerking off too much  CLLL = Cheap, lazy, lonely loser.
Like the Main character in the movie "Fatso"

He was a fat nerd Jerking off all the time, even when brushing his teeth.


A friend of mine used to take a dump and then jerked off in his toilet every day :-\

I find it incredibly boring to jerk off, I almost never do it.
Internet porn is boring too.

Why do it yourself when someone can do it for you.
Just squeezing firm breasts and a butt while she is taking care of you
is so much better.

The real thing to me is 1000times better, it is such a pleasure.
Feeling horny and looking forward to it, is a great feeling too.
Enjoying real girls is one of the good things in life.

  

Realize Brandon, most Gbiggers don;t have the option of a hot girl, let alone a girl period to help them out ;D
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Immortal_Technique on December 28, 2009, 12:33:44 PM
Haha @Brandon you need to jerk off more.

Porn has a different appeal to real sex as it is no effort or responsibility to make it good for the other person, plus you can watch all different types of girls! Real sex obviously wins though yeah,
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: nolotil on December 28, 2009, 01:02:43 PM
when not dieting ; 1-2 times per day
when dieting: 1 time per day
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Jizzacked on December 28, 2009, 01:13:58 PM
whether I am having daily sex or not I still crack one off at least twice a day.  my ex wife used to get pissed when she would find me jerking off to porn, but I wouldn't miss a beat and just tell her "you're welcome to join in if you like".  she would usually storm out of the room in a huff while I continued my business.

it's probably somewhat of a compulsive behavior for me, but I don't read too much into it... it is one of my favorite past times.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Wiggs on December 28, 2009, 01:28:45 PM
If my wife is at work that day, 2-3 times.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 28, 2009, 01:51:21 PM
If my wife is at work that day, 2-3 times.
Not acceptable Wiggs at least 4 man.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Bobby on December 28, 2009, 01:52:28 PM
:D yeah, but cannot access tube8 in there!

 ;D

get a laptop
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: WillGrant on December 28, 2009, 01:53:23 PM
If my wife is at work that day, 2-3 times.
Does having a big tummy effect the quality of your erections or do you pop cialis to jack off with?
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Wiggs on December 28, 2009, 02:02:50 PM
I don't have a big tummy, right now it's 39 inches but I am 253 lbs.  Nice try though.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: WillGrant on December 28, 2009, 02:05:21 PM
I don't have a big tummy, right now it's 39 inches but I am 253 lbs.  Nice try though.
::) 39 inches is fat , 253pds means shit if you have the definition of a fat out of shape scrubber woman :-X
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Wiggs on December 28, 2009, 02:15:20 PM
::) 39 inches is fat , 253pds means shit if you have the definition of a fat out of shape scrubber woman :-X


Well, I don't have the definition of an out of shape scrubber woman so how does that fare?  I'm quite happy with where I'm at especially not dieting.  Let me help you out....quit while you're ahead. There's nothing you're going to be able to say to make me feel bad about my waist circumference or current weight. 

It's winter, I'm eating, I'm happy and I'm strong as as shit.  We all can't be 180lbs and 6% bf like you willie. ::)

You should know by now I'm impervious to 99% of you and many others insults...

 :-*
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: WillGrant on December 28, 2009, 02:22:47 PM
Well, I don't have the definition of an out of shape scrubber woman so how does that fare?  I'm quite happy with where I'm at especially not dieting.  Let me help you out....quit while you're ahead. There's nothing you're going to be able to say to make me feel bad about my waist circumference or current weight. 

It's winter, I'm eating, I'm happy and I'm strong as as shit.  We all can't be 180lbs and 6% bf like you willie. ::)

You should know by now I'm impervious to 99% of you and many others insults...

 :-*
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Wiggs on December 28, 2009, 02:24:55 PM


All that tells me is you can't think of anything to say.  I win, you lose...game, set, match...now to your pilates class.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: WillGrant on December 28, 2009, 02:35:57 PM
All that tells me is you can't think of anything to say.  I win, you lose...game, set, match...now to your pilates class.
If you think by being a fat out of shape slob has you winning then go celerbrate with a cheesburgar lard ass  ;)

An excuse of because its winter you are eatting is a cop out , especialy when you are already an obese pig.
Not 6 weeks ago you were asking for steroud advice to turn you into a pro , you sound a lazy fucker who thinks by injecting himself is all it takes.
You said then you had a 40 inch waist ,you have used clen/t3/aas in the past to try get you into shape yet you remain a fatty , you are lazy and will end up another drain on the health systym with your disgusting fat carcass rotting away at the expense of others.

I guess those trannys you hire dont really care what you look like as long as you keep feeding them cash and cawk .  ;)
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Wiggs on December 28, 2009, 02:44:32 PM
If you think by being a fat out of shape slob has you winning then go celerbrate with a cheesburgar lard ass  ;)

An excuse of because its winter you are eatting is a cop out , especialy when you are already an obese pig.
Not 6 weeks ago you were asking for steroud advice to turn you into a pro , you sound a lazy fucker who thinks by injecting himself is all it takes.
You said then you had a 40 inch waist ,you have used clen/t3/aas in the past to try get you into shape yet you remain a fatty , you are lazy and will end up another drain on the health systym with your disgusting fat carcass rotting away at the expense of others.

I guess those trannys you hire dont really care what you look like as long as you keep feeding them cash and cawk .  ;)

Didn't know you cared...would you like to pay my rent also?  If not, mind your fucking business.

What should I wear to work tomorrow sir?  Please plan my meals also.

WOW! ::)
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: WillGrant on December 28, 2009, 02:49:33 PM
Didn't know you cared...would you like to pay my rent also?  If not, mind your fucking business.

What should I wear to work tomorrow sir?  Please plan my meals also.

WOW! ::)
Why are you on a BB site when you are an obese out of shape slob, that has no interest other to be an obese out of shape slob?
Taxpayers are proberly alreading paying your rent tubby and they are only going to be paying more for you in the future when all the health issues start comming home to roost.

What should you wear? does walmart have to tailor your uniform for you being such a fatt ass?
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: Wiggs on December 28, 2009, 02:54:26 PM
Why are you on a BB site when you are an obese out of shape slob, that has no interest other to be an obese out of shape slob?
Taxpayers are proberly alreading paying your rent tubby and they are only going to be paying more for you in the future when all the health issues start comming home to roost.

What should you wear? does walmart have to tailor your uniform for you being such a fatt ass?


Now you're reaching...each time you open your mouth you sink deeper into that swamp of dumb.

When you're ready to engage in an intelligent conversation instead of resorting to school yard antics and trying to defend it by throwing in my being a drain on the health care system let me know.  Till then...buh-bye willie...
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: WillGrant on December 28, 2009, 02:57:34 PM

Now you're reaching...each time you open your mouth you sink deeper into that swamp of dumb.

When you're ready to engage in an intelligent conversation instead of resorting to school yard antics and trying to defend it by throwing in my being a drain on the health care system let me know.  Till then...buh-bye willie...

All that tells me is you can't think of anything to say.  I win, you lose...game, set, match... now to your pilates class go eat a tub of ice cream and check porntube for any new tranny clips.
Title: Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
Post by: wavelength on December 28, 2009, 03:01:27 PM
Sau Du!!!  :D

damn I don't even remember posting that, must have been drunk ;D