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Quickerblade

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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2009, 11:26:05 AM »
Quote from: tbombz on December 27, 2009, 10:26:48 AM
it depends on my social life and sex life. if i fucked my girl twice, then im not going to masterbate at all, well maybe once.  if some cute guy i just met is gay and obviously likes me... well im going to be masterbating all fucking day..

are you bi-sexual tbombz? i was going to ask you this a while ago..
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2009, 11:35:36 AM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 11:26:05 AM
are you bi-sexual tbombz? i was going to ask you this a while ago..
yeah dude, i thought you knew. but im loyal to my gf.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2009, 11:37:10 AM »
Quote from: tbombz on December 27, 2009, 11:35:36 AM
yeah dude, i thought you knew. but im loyal to my gf.

nah i didnt know, but cool. does she know?

so do u find guys are attracted to u more cause u have muscles?
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2009, 11:40:59 AM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 11:37:10 AM
nah i didnt know, but cool. does she know?

so do u find guys are attracted to u more cause u have muscles?
yeah she knows.

yes definitely. men love it. you know that.lol
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2009, 11:42:48 AM »
Quote from: tbombz on December 27, 2009, 11:40:59 AM
yeah she knows.

yes definitely. men love it. you know that.lol

next time you decide to come out the closet do it with ease or give me a heads up, you just jumped out that motherfucka.

im happy for you mate, your a good dude dizzle!
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2009, 11:44:15 AM »
tausend mal!
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2009, 11:46:43 AM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 11:42:48 AM
next time you decide to come out the closet do it with ease or give me a heads up, you just jumped out that motherfucka.

im happy for you mate, your a good dude dizzle!
LOL!!
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2009, 11:59:36 AM »
At least once per day, in the summer the frequency is greater up to 4 times a day.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2009, 12:06:19 PM »
Usually 2.

Sometimes i'll just be at work and have nothing to do so i'll go crack one off and kill some time... lol
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2009, 12:14:53 PM »
If I get laid that day once, otherwise twice.

So 2 ejaculations per day, no matter how (hardly skipped a day since I started at 10 lol).
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2009, 12:26:36 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on December 27, 2009, 04:41:03 AM
More of a once a day man myself

Likewise, then extra ones if somebody hot talks to me in work hahaha!

As McLats said my GF knows this is the case but would rather that than me attempt to bludgeon her vag raw multiple times every day haha.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2009, 12:32:03 PM »
show some restraint. this man once won a contest. he was truly the MASTER OF HIS DOMAIN.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2009, 12:35:07 PM »
Does size and frequency of ability to blow load have much to do with test levels?
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2009, 05:00:15 PM »
Merry xmas to all btw.


I may step on some toes and I am sorry for that.

Excluding teenagers and juicers,
to me, jerking off too much  CLLL = Cheap, lazy, lonely loser.
Like the Main character in the movie "Fatso"

He was a fat nerd Jerking off all the time, even when brushing his teeth.


A friend of mine used to take a dump and then jerked off in his toilet every day :-\

I find it incredibly boring to jerk off, I almost never do it.
Internet porn is boring too.

Why do it yourself when someone can do it for you.
Just squeezing firm breasts and a butt while she is taking care of you
is so much better.

The real thing to me is 1000times better, it is such a pleasure.
Feeling horny and looking forward to it, is a great feeling too.
Enjoying real girls is one of the good things in life.

  
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2009, 03:24:41 AM »
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2009, 07:42:03 AM »
not as much as i'd like to... My wife is always at home..  :)
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2009, 09:54:46 AM »
Quote from: whataname on December 28, 2009, 07:42:03 AM
not as much as i'd like to... My wife is always at home..  :)

Dont you have a bathroom with a lock on it?
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2009, 11:22:57 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on December 28, 2009, 09:54:46 AM
Dont you have a bathroom with a lock on it?

 :D yeah, but cannot access tube8 in there!
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #43 on: December 28, 2009, 11:52:36 AM »
Quote from: @Brandon on December 27, 2009, 05:00:15 PM
Merry xmas to all btw.


I may step on some toes and I am sorry for that.

Excluding teenagers and juicers,
to me, jerking off too much  CLLL = Cheap, lazy, lonely loser.
Like the Main character in the movie "Fatso"

He was a fat nerd Jerking off all the time, even when brushing his teeth.


A friend of mine used to take a dump and then jerked off in his toilet every day :-\

I find it incredibly boring to jerk off, I almost never do it.
Internet porn is boring too.

Why do it yourself when someone can do it for you.
Just squeezing firm breasts and a butt while she is taking care of you
is so much better.

The real thing to me is 1000times better, it is such a pleasure.
Feeling horny and looking forward to it, is a great feeling too.
Enjoying real girls is one of the good things in life.

  

Realize Brandon, most Gbiggers don;t have the option of a hot girl, let alone a girl period to help them out ;D
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #44 on: December 28, 2009, 12:33:44 PM »
Haha @Brandon you need to jerk off more.

Porn has a different appeal to real sex as it is no effort or responsibility to make it good for the other person, plus you can watch all different types of girls! Real sex obviously wins though yeah,
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #45 on: December 28, 2009, 01:02:43 PM »
when not dieting ; 1-2 times per day
when dieting: 1 time per day
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #46 on: December 28, 2009, 01:13:58 PM »
whether I am having daily sex or not I still crack one off at least twice a day.  my ex wife used to get pissed when she would find me jerking off to porn, but I wouldn't miss a beat and just tell her "you're welcome to join in if you like".  she would usually storm out of the room in a huff while I continued my business.

it's probably somewhat of a compulsive behavior for me, but I don't read too much into it... it is one of my favorite past times.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #47 on: December 28, 2009, 01:28:45 PM »
If my wife is at work that day, 2-3 times.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #48 on: December 28, 2009, 01:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on December 28, 2009, 01:28:45 PM
If my wife is at work that day, 2-3 times.
Not acceptable Wiggs at least 4 man.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #49 on: December 28, 2009, 01:52:28 PM »
Quote from: whataname on December 28, 2009, 11:22:57 AM
:D yeah, but cannot access tube8 in there!

 ;D

get a laptop
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