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How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« on: December 27, 2009, 04:35:21 AM »
Or do the billionaire getbiggers get their Victorias secret models to do it for them?
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 04:39:07 AM »
Seriously, since I recently broke up with my girl friend, I would have to say 3 to 4 times daily on average.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 04:41:03 AM »
Quote from: indie-lad on December 27, 2009, 04:39:07 AM
Seriously, since I recently broke up with my girl friend, I would have to say 3 to 4 times daily on average.

More of a once a day man myself
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 04:42:43 AM »
morning and night at a minimum or I would become a rapist
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 04:48:35 AM »
But porn is so readily available today with the internet. She was so against porn and me masturbating (this is why women will never truly understand men. Girls love to fuck but a  guy needs to!! And when we broke up and she left my apartment I went right for the computer and jerked off all over myself. And I haven't stopped since. Funny how that works out.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2009, 04:50:17 AM »
Quote from: indie-lad on December 27, 2009, 04:48:35 AM
But porn is so readily available today with the internet. She was so against porn and me masturbating (this is why women will never truly understand men. Girls love to fuck but a  guy needs to!! And when we broke up and she left my apartment I went right for the computer and jerked off all over myself. And I haven't stopped since. Funny how that works out.

Porn keeps from Drink and Dialling when you just break up.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2009, 04:56:18 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on December 27, 2009, 04:42:43 AM
morning and night at a minimum or I would become a rapist

I see it differently. If I didn't jerk off more I WOULD become a rapist because god knows how much I want and hunger for girls. So I need to jerk off a lot during the day to calm myself and think of the girls I just saw or want on a regular basis. And boy, do I enjoy it!!! :D
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2009, 05:00:35 AM »
Quote from: indie-lad on December 27, 2009, 04:56:18 AM
I see it differently. If I didn't jerk off more I would become a rapist because god knows how much I want and hunger for girls. So I need to jerk off a lot during the day to calm myself. And boy, do I enjoy it!!! :D

didnt you just kinda repeat what I said? lol
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2009, 05:02:50 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on December 27, 2009, 05:00:35 AM
didnt you just kinda repeat what I said? lol

Awww yes, now I see. Remember I'm not seeing clearly because I'm jerking off right now to porn... :)
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2009, 05:03:17 AM »
pre-contest or off-season?

please be more precise with your questions in future. time is money.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2009, 05:06:13 AM »
Quote from: Matterhorn on December 27, 2009, 05:03:17 AM
pre-contest or off-season?

please be more precise with your questions in future. time is money.

Both, but all getbiggers practice a muslim like masturbation schedule of no touching of the penis during precontest.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2009, 05:21:38 AM »
by posting a question like this you are def gay or in the closet

who tf wants to know how many times another dude jerks off ??
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2009, 05:23:45 AM »
Quote from: WingedLion on December 27, 2009, 05:21:38 AM
by posting a question like this you are def gay or in the closet

who tf wants to know how many times another dude jerks off ??

After seeing your "girlfriends", I would imagine your number is high.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2009, 08:36:29 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on December 27, 2009, 05:23:45 AM
After seeing your "girlfriends", I would imagine your number is high.
I would not trust your taste in women as it's a known fact that gay men have "different" preferences
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2009, 08:39:14 AM »
6 or 7 times per year.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2009, 08:58:16 AM »
If I took Falcon's diet approach I would be up to ten times a day with all that energy.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2009, 09:24:43 AM »
precontest: never, no drive/will

offseason: hmm quite a bit more, 2-4times every other day
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2009, 09:31:34 AM »
a man needs a healthy mix of porn and sex.

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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2009, 10:16:50 AM »
Quote from: indie-lad on December 27, 2009, 04:48:35 AM
But porn is so readily available today with the internet. She was so against porn and me masturbating (this is why women will never truly understand men. Girls love to fuck but a  guy needs to!! And when we broke up and she left my apartment I went right for the computer and jerked off all over myself. And I haven't stopped since. Funny how that works out.

you dont even understand yourself either so please stfu. Stupid teens.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2009, 10:24:29 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 27, 2009, 09:31:34 AM
a man needs a healthy mix of porn and sex.



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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2009, 10:26:48 AM »
it depends on my social life and sex life. if i fucked my girl twice, then im not going to masterbate at all, well maybe once.  if some cute guy i just met is gay and obviously likes me... well im going to be masterbating all fucking day..
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2009, 11:06:50 AM »
Quote from: tbombz on December 27, 2009, 10:26:48 AM
it depends on my social life and sex life. if i fucked my girl twice, then im not going to masterbate at all, well maybe once.  if some cute guy i just met is gay and obviously likes me... well im going to be masterbating all fucking day..

dude, you gay fag
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2009, 11:08:54 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 27, 2009, 09:31:34 AM
a man needs a healthy mix of porn and sex.



Exactly. I jack off to porn in the early afternoon and fuck the wifey to be at night.  She encourages this because she doesn't want to have a sore vag from too much sex.
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2009, 11:16:57 AM »
nothing gay about comparing cracking off one's
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Re: How many times a day do you jerk off? (no homo)
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2009, 11:22:50 AM »
Quote from: AC Slater on December 27, 2009, 11:06:50 AM
dude, you gay fag
yes, can i help you with something??  ;D
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