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Title: Ah The Gym
Post by: disturbia on January 02, 2010, 12:13:00 PM
todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: tendonitis on January 02, 2010, 12:18:01 PM
todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym


so vince basile is back in canda?
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: brent2741 on January 02, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym


spend less time looking and critiquing people around you and more time on yourself.... hope this helps
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: disturbia on January 02, 2010, 12:20:15 PM
so vince basile is back in canda?

spit shake on keyboard--you owe me one keyboard  ;D
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: disturbia on January 02, 2010, 12:24:59 PM
spend less time looking and critiquing people around you and more time on yourself.... hope this helps

had the countdown on til some loser chimed in with this exact comment

gee maybe I had "just" walked in and hadnt started yet

lolol @ Mr. Intensity
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: pluck on January 02, 2010, 12:38:10 PM
When I renewed my gym pass for 6 months at my old gym I went for 3 weeks before pulling up one Saturday morning with chains on the door and a sign saying "sorry all good things must come to an end" .... needless to say I was fucking pissed. Whatever.

Now I have to go to a local Cardinal fitness. This is not a gym. It's a fitness center. It fucking blows monkey cock dick balls.
Only redeeming quality this shithole state of the art place is the teenage girls with booty shorts doing cardio with their bouncy ass cheeks.

It has all the normal gym fubars like twinks, assholes jumping rope in the free weight area, naked dudes with their sacks hanging out in the locker room, dago tee wearing mexicans and guidos, morbidly obese hopeless souls on the recumbent bikes...etc.

It's hell.

At the old gym there were a few twinks but a good number of competitors...bodybuilde rs and fitness chicks alike.

But I can't complain. I've been trolling getbig all day while getting drunk on Macallen 12 scotch since 10 am, (it's my day off) smoking Oliva Vs, sitting next to my fire place waiting for my 2 chickens in the oven seasoned with thyme, rosemary, garlic, pepper ...with sweet potatoes and stove top stuffing for sides. BTW the local radio station just got done with a 3 song set from Foreigner...THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: johnnynoname on January 02, 2010, 12:44:39 PM
fuck the gym

seriously, i'm just gonna move to the mountains in Thailand and kick a tree all day
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: pluck on January 02, 2010, 12:49:02 PM
JNN,

You have the right idea.

Instead of Thailand I want to move to northern Georgia on a 100 acre piece of land at the foot of the Appalachians. (Because someone I know lives there).
It's fucking gorgeous. Rolling hills of hay he gets paid from the locals for the harvest, backs up to a river, meadows/woods full of bambis you can pick off from your .30-.06 while having your morning coffee, a small pond stocked with fish and lots of varmin you can plink with your .22 ALL WHILE wearing Field and Steam PJs.

Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: EL Mariachi on January 02, 2010, 12:54:55 PM
i always fantasized coming to america
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: pluck on January 02, 2010, 12:56:57 PM
Oh yes.
( I finished my Oliva V...now smoking a Casa Magna)
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: 4thAD on January 02, 2010, 12:59:09 PM
spend less time looking and critiquing people around you and more time on yourself.... hope this helps

Agreed I get a kick out of all the getbiggers who are always critiquing everyone at the gym. Will never understand it???
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 02, 2010, 01:01:34 PM
In the early 80's there were so many hardcore bodybuilding gyms. Back in the day finding any women working out was rare.  I work out in my basement now.

 My wife gave me a pass to her Oyxgen gym.  I was surprised that it was over 50% women.  Another thing that was surprising was the number of girls doing real bodybuilding stuff.  A 120lbs twenty something girl was doing decent squats with 135lbs.  I was shocked.  Guys don't even squat anymore. If they do it's quarter squats with 405lbs bragging about how deep they go.
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: pluck on January 02, 2010, 01:01:56 PM
Agreed I get a kick out of all the getbiggers who are always critiquing everyone at the gym. Will never understand it???

How can you not notice and critique? It's like seeing Jews/Muslims at a Catholic church trying to receive communion and do the sign of the cross. Fucking weird!
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 02, 2010, 01:03:55 PM
todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym


And one asshole watching it all ( and taking notes.)

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 02, 2010, 01:05:54 PM
fuck the gym

seriously, i'm just gonna move to the mountains in Thailand and kick a tree all day
You could move to Romania and workout with Sev
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: pluck on January 02, 2010, 01:06:26 PM
In the early 80's there were so many hardcore bodybuilding gyms. Back in the day finding any women working out was rare.  I work out in my basement now.

 My wife gave me a pass to her Oyxgen gym.  I was surprised that it was over 50% women.  Another thing that was surprising was the number of girls doing real bodybuilding stuff.  A 120lbs twenty something girl was doing decent squats with 135lbs.  I was shocked.  Guys don't even squat anymore. If they do it's quarter squats with 405lbs bragging about how deep they go.

I used to workout in my buddy's basement when we were teens. He had a 1/2" bar with 280lbs of random odd cement/sand filled plastic plates, a bowflex and a bench from the 70s...while blasting early Pantera. Fucking loved it. We had FLEX mags littered everywhere we never looked at because we felt like pieces of shit comparing ourselves Levrone, Titus, Nasser, ...etc.

Now, it's the top 10 pop radio station with jerkoffs "lifting" who have no idea what they're doing.
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 02, 2010, 01:09:29 PM
todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym

Fuck it man workout at home
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: benchmstr on January 02, 2010, 01:18:12 PM
i was told by a 150lbs twink last night at the gym that he would pay me to introduce him to my "source"......

bench
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: disturbia on January 02, 2010, 01:22:43 PM
i was told by a 150lbs twink last night at the gym that he would pay me to introduce him to my "source"......

bench

hi bench happy new year
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: brent2741 on January 02, 2010, 02:08:37 PM
had the countdown on til some loser chimed in with this exact comment

gee maybe I had "just" walked in and hadnt started yet

lolol @ Mr. Intensity
If you're into people watching just go to the mall or something that doesn't have a fee
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 02, 2010, 02:18:16 PM
You forgot to mention one delusional, paranoid-schizophrenic bi-polar getbigger with multiple personalitiy disorder... ;)
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: benchmstr on January 02, 2010, 02:31:52 PM
hi bench happy new year
you too broskie...

bench
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: disturbia on January 02, 2010, 02:49:16 PM
You forgot to mention one delusional, paranoid-schizophrenic bi-polar getbigger with multiple personalitiy disorder... ;)


goes without saying,...he was the author
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: nycbull on January 02, 2010, 03:16:02 PM
the gym definitley attracts losers...my mother warned me about that
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: _bruce_ on January 02, 2010, 03:23:52 PM
Sometimes looking around between sets is pretty funny... seconds later I realize that paying that kind of attention to what others are doing just reflects my mental uncertainty so I quickly return to my set...
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: MCWAY on January 02, 2010, 03:26:37 PM
todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym


Then you'll REALLY LOVE IT in about a week or two, because you know what happens this time of year.........

INVASION OF THE RESOLUTIONISTS!!!!

THEY'RE COMING!!!

No bench is safe; no abductor/adductor machine will be shown mercy.
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: disturbia on January 02, 2010, 03:46:16 PM
the gym definitley attracts losers...my mother warned me about that

you call your mom "mother"?  thats top notch creepy
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: benchmstr on January 02, 2010, 05:30:55 PM
you call your mom "mother"?  thats top notch creepy
mother tells him to kill strangers and sinners :o

bench
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 02, 2010, 05:37:00 PM
you call your mom "mother"?  thats top notch creepy
Reminds me of the movie Psycho.
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: CalvinH on January 02, 2010, 07:40:09 PM
goes without saying,...he was the author



Shoulda took yhe guys Iron Maiden shirt.
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: disturbia on January 02, 2010, 08:52:52 PM


Shoulda took yhe guys Iron Maiden shirt.

he frightened me
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: WillGrant on January 02, 2010, 10:18:32 PM
And one asshole watching it all ( and taking notes.)

THE BEEF
You were there to? ???
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: gordiano on January 02, 2010, 10:31:31 PM
spend less time looking and critiquing people around you and more time on yourself.... hope this helps

Translation: I'm one of the twinks you wrote about.
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: calfzilla on January 02, 2010, 10:38:24 PM
The worst part of these gym resolutionists is what we don't see...what they eat after training.   ::)
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: Quickerblade on January 02, 2010, 10:41:59 PM
The worst part of these gym resolutionists is what we don't see...what they eat after training.   ::)

lol i saw alot today the gym was packed, i will give it 2 weeks and expect it to go back to normal.

Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: GroinkTropin on January 02, 2010, 10:48:16 PM
Then you'll REALLY LOVE IT in about a week or two, because you know what happens this time of year.........

INVASION OF THE RESOLUTIONISTS!!!!

THEY'RE COMING!!!

No bench is safe; no abductor/adductor machine will be shown mercy.

Speaking on this- I could not sleep this morning so I head to 24 to do some cardio at 8 am. EVERY SINGLE PIECE EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS NOT ONLY BEING USED THERE WERE 4-5 PEOPLE STANDING AROUND WAITING. Folks, we are talking about 20 treadmills 12 ellipticals 6 stairmasters 8 stationary bikes even 2 fucking rowing machines and they were ALL being used. I said fuck it hit the sauna came out 20 min later and a bike was free. Swooped on it got my hour in and left- fuck me though 8am and its freezing cold outside and people are LINING UP to go to the gym. The parking lot could only be worse of course-soccer moms in a frenzy, little kids running amuck, old guy kept stopping in the middle of the lane looking confused. I was happy I survived and made it back home. Hope tomorrow is better...
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: calfzilla on January 02, 2010, 10:51:20 PM
Speaking on this- I could not sleep this morning so I head to 24 to do some cardio. EVERY SINGLE PIECE EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS NOT ONLY BEING USED THERE WERE 4-5 PEOPLE STANDING AROUND WAITING. Folks, we are talking about 20 treadmills 12 ellipticals 6 stairmasters 8 stationary bikes even 2 fucking rowing machines and they were ALL being used. I said fuck it hit the sauna came out 20 min later and a bike was free. Swooped on it got my hour in and left- fuck me though 8am and its freezing cold outside and people are LINING UP to go to the gym. The parking lot could only be worse of course-soccer moms in a frenzy, little kids running amuck, old guy kept stopping in the middle of the lane looking confused. I was happy I survived and made it back home. Hope tomorrow is better...
Hearing stories like this makes me glad I chose to take today off and get some extra rest. 
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: brent2741 on January 03, 2010, 12:04:56 AM
Translation: I'm one of the twinks you wrote about.
no translation needed  ;D
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: dyslexic on January 03, 2010, 01:00:43 AM
todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym



whole lotta 55's in there... 155lb Iron Maiden dude-preppies with 555, 55 year old pedo, 5 foot guy with 155, 55 year old woman made you puke...

That gym mighta been made for 55ers with 5 lb. plates and plenty of em.
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: jdooly on January 03, 2010, 05:45:13 AM


Shoulda took yhe guys Iron Maiden shirt.
ha ha!  I'd take him OFF the list just because of his Maiden shirt!
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: funk51 on January 03, 2010, 12:11:16 PM
todays gym participants included
--Iron Maiden shirt 155 pound guy with cutoff sleeves and what appeared to be WOW pajama bottoms deadlifting 185 and making enough noise to wake the dead
--preppy bf/gf doing 555 reps with 3 pounds.
--pedo 55 year old with shorts pulled up to his chest shirt tucked in staring at everyone
--fat 5 foot 2 mexican doing squats on smith with 155 screaming at the mirror
--2 thug lifers weighing 144 wet benching 135 for 2 telling each other how great they are
--some 40 year old permabulker hiding under a hoodie (oh wait that was me)
--some 55 year old woman who trained with such intensity I nearly barfed watching her

I love the gym

    ooops outed yourself.
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: disturbia on January 03, 2010, 12:54:23 PM
    ooops outed yourself.

Iwould fukinglove to look like that---no joke
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: chaos on January 03, 2010, 12:57:57 PM
Iwould fukinglove to look like that---no joke
Pics of you with a beard or I'm calling bullshit. :D
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: funk51 on January 04, 2010, 12:50:49 PM
Iwould fukinglove to look like that---no joke
your kidding right?
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on January 04, 2010, 07:52:34 PM
Then you'll REALLY LOVE IT in about a week or two, because you know what happens this time of year.........

INVASION OF THE RESOLUTIONISTS!!!![/size]

THEY'RE COMING!!!

No bench is safe; no abductor/adductor machine will be shown mercy.
:o :o YUP!!! I was just at my local Park district/rec center gym tonight, OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Between 6-7 they just kept pouring in!!! it was unbelievable!! im gonna see if i can post a pic of the gym........
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 04, 2010, 08:04:49 PM
JNN,

You have the right idea.

Instead of Thailand I want to move to northern Georgia on a 100 acre piece of land at the foot of the Appalachians. (Because someone I know lives there).
It's fucking gorgeous. Rolling hills of hay he gets paid from the locals for the harvest, backs up to a river, meadows/woods full of bambis you can pick off from your .30-.06 while having your morning coffee, a small pond stocked with fish and lots of varmin you can plink with your .22 ALL WHILE wearing Field and Steam PJs.



Sounds really nice...I'd pass on shooting animals all day though
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: marty31672 on January 04, 2010, 09:32:50 PM
spend less time looking and critiquing people around you and more time on yourself.... hope this helps

cool screenname brent!  ;)
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: brent2741 on January 04, 2010, 09:38:57 PM
cool screenname brent!  ;)
thanks "Marty"
Title: Re: Ah The Gym
Post by: chaos on January 04, 2010, 09:40:24 PM
Gym was packed with newbs, luckily it was leg day for me, tomorrow is going to suck. :(