When I renewed my gym pass for 6 months at my old gym I went for 3 weeks before pulling up one Saturday morning with chains on the door and a sign saying "sorry all good things must come to an end" .... needless to say I was fucking pissed. Whatever.
Now I have to go to a local Cardinal fitness. This is not a gym. It's a fitness center. It fucking blows monkey cock dick balls.
Only redeeming quality this shithole state of the art place is the teenage girls with booty shorts doing cardio with their bouncy ass cheeks.
It has all the normal gym fubars like twinks, assholes jumping rope in the free weight area, naked dudes with their sacks hanging out in the locker room, dago tee wearing mexicans and guidos, morbidly obese hopeless souls on the recumbent bikes...etc.
It's hell.
At the old gym there were a few twinks but a good number of competitors...bodybuilde rs and fitness chicks alike.
But I can't complain. I've been trolling getbig all day while getting drunk on Macallen 12 scotch since 10 am, (it's my day off) smoking Oliva Vs, sitting next to my fire place waiting for my 2 chickens in the oven seasoned with thyme, rosemary, garlic, pepper ...with sweet potatoes and stove top stuffing for sides. BTW the local radio station just got done with a 3 song set from Foreigner...THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!