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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
If she was doing her job, you would not have to rub one off while on the couch. :D
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maybe she thinks you like madam palm and her five daughters better than her..
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If she was doing her job, you would not have to rub one off while on the couch. :D
no no no I do it anyway
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Throw her out and find another one...
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walk into your bedroom, snotty cock in hand, grab the shirt that she's wearin and wipe off your cock.
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tell that b Itch you are disgusted at her country manners that her mom and dad should have taught her how to knock like a civilized human not like a farm animal ;)
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walk into your bedroom, snotty cock in hand, grab the shirt that she's wearin and wipe off your cock.
fucking priceless Im gonna try that next time
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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
What thread on the gossip board were you looking at.
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What thread on the gossip board were you looking at.
Please tell us that it was not the Nasser thread. ;D
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no no no I do it anyway
Alexis Texas is porn star
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It was those hot pics of johhny falcon
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haha you should really try and catch her fingering herself the next time.
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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
Crack one off while laying next to her in bed tonight....THAT shit is funny. Talk about a chick melting down.
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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
I'm glad no one else caught this yet. You just got caught... and you're also on GetBig. Outed.
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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
Nice! I got caught once by my girl :D The shame lol
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Once I got caught then I asked just let me cum in your mouth worked for me.
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it could have been a lot worse:
listen and enjoy! ;D
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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
She should have finished you off.. what the hell? You both sound sexually closed off.. probably deserve each other.
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She should have finished you off.. what the hell? You both sound sexually closed off.. probably deserve each other.
Everyone needs their alone time tool
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Everyone needs their alone time tool
I’m sure. Alone time is much better than having a lover at your disposal ::) Not that a bitch who runs away from a hard dick is any kind of lover...
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You gotta find a girl who understands jacking off is necessary to male sanity.
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I’m sure. Alone time is much better than having a lover at your disposal ::) Not that a bitch who runs away from a hard dick is any kind of lover...
u don't understand :D
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Do you feel dirty?
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if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.
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Do you feel dirty?
I feel a little dirty lol
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I feel a little dirty lol
Only cause you got caught. ;D
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Only cause you got caught. ;D
gigitty gigitty
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gigitty gigitty
We have all gotten caught!! :D
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a good girl will catch you and run right in to finish the job.
wait, or a bad girl. i get those confused.
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Were you able to go to completion?
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Were you able to go to completion?
I was in the process it was making its way down the tunbe she turned her back and I shot A load across the room. I really need a steam cleaner.
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My missus is always rubbing them out. She loves vibrators - she must have 6 or 7 now. There's just some things one human can't do to another - such as vibrating a clit at 7000rpm.
The only downside is that if she's knocked 2 or 3 out in the day time, it takes a huge effort to get her finish when we have sex later on. Plus she never pre-warns me that she's already popped a few out because she knows I might just sort myself out. Fairs fair after all
We both jerk off - it's natural. Sometimes you just want to cum and not go through the whole sex thing. I often help her out with a titty suck whilst she brings herself off with the vibe. In return I get a BJ.
Even then, I still need my occasional internet porn wank and she's fine with that & leaves me to it.
It's a natural thing (well, except the batteries and all that)
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There's just some things one human can't do to another - such as vibrating a clit at 7000rpm.
I can do that.
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Were you watching kinky porn?
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If she was doing her job, you would not have to rub one off while on the couch. :D
Listen to this man.
And btw, Slacker, don't feel bad about it. Don't let her make you feel like an asshole for jerking off.
If she gives you shit, well, tell her this....
My options are:
1) you fuck me, therefore I won't need to jerk.
2) I jerk off, no harm done
3) I fuck someone else
MEN HAVE NEEDS!
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Were you watching kinky porn?
Well, as implied by the first post he was on GetBig. Depending on the thread, it could count as kinky porn.
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Try posting a picture of yourself on this board...you will feel "loads" better about the whole jerking off thing after we humiliate and degrade you for a being a fat bastard who has more curves than dolly parton.
p.s. get well soon. :-*
thanks for the support
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My missus is always rubbing them out. She loves vibrators - she must have 6 or 7 now. There's just some things one human can't do to another - such as vibrating a clit at 7000rpm.
The only downside is that if she's knocked 2 or 3 out in the day time, it takes a huge effort to get her finish when we have sex later on. Plus she never pre-warns me that she's already popped a few out because she knows I might just sort myself out. Fairs fair after all
We both jerk off - it's natural. Sometimes you just want to cum and not go through the whole sex thing. I often help her out with a titty suck whilst she brings herself off with the vibe. In return I get a BJ.
Even then, I still need my occasional internet porn wank and she's fine with that & leaves me to it.
It's a natural thing (well, except the batteries and all that)
While I agree with you, this post could backfire on you. Hope you don't have any enemies..... :-\
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Alexis Texas is porn star
Best hole in porn, bar none.
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You should start listening to Howard Stern when she's within' earshot. He's a highly successful man, and married to a model. He's always talking about wacking off like it's no big thing. If a woman hears that an alpha male like Stern openly does it frequently, she'll be much more accepting of it. It worked for me. I used to try to hide my pullin' from my spouse. I started leaving Stern on throughout the day, and she often heard him talk about the joys of wackin' off, and that Beth O was fine with it. My girl has totally opened up to the fact that I'm gonna pull when I wann pull, and it's only normal. Now i will sometimes leave my pull cream and hand towel laying around, and she doesn't bat an eye. It also helps greatly to convince her that a lot of the loads were dedicated to her. She'll be flattered.
I also remember reading that pullin' will help increase test production. I've alluded to that before, and told her it will help me retain my youthfulness. :D Whatever works.
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You should have look at her and said, "What, I'm jackin for beats." And turned back and went to town (75 rpms).
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You gotta find a girl who understands jacking off is necessary to male sanity.
X2 Traps my girl knows I do = no problem
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if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.
Having a ramen noodle dick creates great dildo envy, I guess. ::)
Why not take one of the other holes and give her the DP of her life?
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if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.
All you need now is to find a girl
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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
Don't go upstairs. Just yell from downstairs, "If you're tired, I'll wank into a cup and leave it in the fridge. You can drink it in the morning."
Never stop being a Getbigger.
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if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.
Now why is this? Women like masturbation as well
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Try posting a picture of yourself on this board...you will feel "loads" better about the whole jerking off thing after we humiliate and degrade you for a being a fat bastard who has more curves than dolly parton.
p.s. get well soon. :-*
outed
Translation = Please Please Please post a picture of yourself. I have been dreaming about what you look like ever since I read the title to this thread. I need new material for when I have my naughty time.
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Feel like I did something wrong now
You did! You should have jerked off on her face!
-A DUB
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Listen to this man.
And btw, Slacker, don't feel bad about it. Don't let her make you feel like an asshole for jerking off.
If she gives you shit, well, tell her this....
My options are:
1) you fuck me, therefore I won't need to jerk.
2) I jerk off, no harm done
3) I fuck someone else
MEN HAVE NEEDS!
AND YOU LISTEN TO THIS MAN
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a good girl will catch you and run right in to finish the job.
wait, or a bad girl. i get those confused.
ahaha ;D
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You gotta find a girl who understands jacking off is necessary to male sanity.
or a buddy, who can occasionally lend a helping hand; or mouth....
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or a buddy, who can occasionally lend a helping hand; or mouth....
You have been OUTED!
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FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!!
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::) nice gimmick acount slacker...way to have mr. 150 posts come rescue your fat body.
i enjoyed the thread where you posted a picture of someone else and REALLY tried to get people to believe it was you. i can only imagine what you look like after that little stunt.
lol calm down Mary, I'm not "slackers" gimmick account. I hate everyone equally, you just set yourself up nicely for a response. It will be okay in the morning I promise ;D
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::) nice gimmick acount slacker...way to have mr. 150 posts come rescue your fat body.
i enjoyed the thread where you posted a picture of someone else and REALLY tried to get people to believe it was you. i can only imagine what you look like after that little stunt.
no gimmicks here you homo.
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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
I see your gf doesn't approve of how you celebrate "Nasser Night".
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my ex wife would catch me all the time, I would invite her to give me a hand but most of the time she just looked a little disgusted and walked out of the room ;D
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my ex wife would catch me all the time, I would invite her to give me a hand but most of the time she just looked a little disgusted and walked out of the room ;D
Never stop tryin. ;D You are a true Getbigger. 8)
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That's why she's your "ex" wife.
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it's not big deal man.
when my GF doesn't want to fuck, I open the TV, watch some porn and start jerking off beside her and she doesn't give a shit.
especially when I am on the sauce and I need to fuck 3 times a day
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it's not big deal man.
when my GF doesn't want to fuck, I open the TV, watch some porn and start jerking off beside her and she doesn't give a shit.
especially when I am on the sauce and I need to fuck 3 times a day
X2 Bro = bottom line if they dont want to fuck just jack off as needed if the catch you oh well..
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isnt Slacker the dude who showed everyone a picture of Gabe Kapler claiming its him ;D
I thought you would of killed yourself by now
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If she was doing her job, you would not have to rub one off while on the couch. :D
X2 hahahahahahaahahahahahah ahahha
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X2 hahahahahahaahahahahahah ahahha
exactly = if they dont want to fuck just jack off in front of them case over
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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
BAHAHAH did the same thing once, started rubbing one out when i woke up, she just went about her business and watched me the whole time, so i was like 'fuck it im just gonna finish' so i came and right when i did, she freaked out like she wasnt expecting it or something and got all pissed and threw me out for like an hour. LMAO WTF?
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FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!!
thank you masturbation should be enjoyed by all
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Don't go upstairs. Just yell from downstairs, "If you're tired, I'll wank into a cup and leave it in the fridge. You can drink it in the morning."
Never stop being a Getbigger.
Lol & qft!!
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My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lol
Feel like I did something wrong now
You shouldnt be doing stuff like that in front of your sister brah
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You have been OUTED!
oh, please; that is so 2009 news..... ;D