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Title: got caught jackin
Post by: slacker on January 22, 2010, 03:01:44 PM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 22, 2010, 03:03:20 PM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now

If she was doing her job, you would not have to rub one off while on the couch.  :D
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Tito24 on January 22, 2010, 03:04:08 PM
maybe she thinks you like madam palm and her five daughters better than her..
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: slacker on January 22, 2010, 03:05:32 PM
If she was doing her job, you would not have to rub one off while on the couch.  :D
no no no I do it anyway
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on January 22, 2010, 03:07:33 PM
Throw her out and find another one...
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: emn1964 on January 22, 2010, 03:10:46 PM
walk into your bedroom, snotty cock in hand, grab the shirt that she's wearin and wipe off your cock.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Nails on January 22, 2010, 03:12:33 PM
tell that b Itch you are disgusted at her country manners that her mom and dad should have taught her how to knock like a civilized human not like a farm animal ;)
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: slacker on January 22, 2010, 03:12:39 PM
walk into your bedroom, snotty cock in hand, grab the shirt that she's wearin and wipe off your cock.
fucking priceless   Im gonna try that next time
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: noworries on January 22, 2010, 03:13:51 PM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now

What thread on the gossip board were you looking at.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 22, 2010, 03:15:23 PM
What thread on the gossip board were you looking at.

Please tell us that it was not the Nasser thread.  ;D
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 22, 2010, 03:16:45 PM
no no no I do it anyway
Alexis Texas is porn star
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: slacker on January 22, 2010, 03:24:33 PM
It was those hot pics of johhny falcon
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Meso_z on January 22, 2010, 03:40:06 PM
haha you should really try and catch her fingering herself the next time.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Krankenstein on January 22, 2010, 03:45:27 PM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now

Crack one off while laying next to her in bed tonight....THAT shit is funny.  Talk about a chick melting down.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: aglifter on January 22, 2010, 03:52:58 PM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now

I'm glad no one else caught this yet.  You just got caught... and you're also on GetBig. Outed.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Flexb on January 22, 2010, 03:54:06 PM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now

Nice! I got caught once by my girl  :D The shame lol
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 22, 2010, 03:59:12 PM
Once I got caught then I asked just let me cum in your mouth worked for me.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Hulkster on January 22, 2010, 04:00:18 PM
it could have been a lot worse:



listen and enjoy! ;D
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: clued-up on January 22, 2010, 04:07:09 PM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now

She should have finished you off.. what the hell? You both sound sexually closed off.. probably deserve each other.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Flexb on January 22, 2010, 04:38:15 PM
She should have finished you off.. what the hell? You both sound sexually closed off.. probably deserve each other.

Everyone needs their alone time tool
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: clued-up on January 22, 2010, 04:49:25 PM
Everyone needs their alone time tool

I’m sure. Alone time is much better than having a lover at your disposal ::) Not that a bitch who runs away from a hard dick is any kind of lover...
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: TrapsMcLats on January 22, 2010, 04:50:51 PM
You gotta find a girl who understands jacking off is necessary to male sanity.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Flexb on January 22, 2010, 04:55:56 PM
I’m sure. Alone time is much better than having a lover at your disposal ::) Not that a bitch who runs away from a hard dick is any kind of lover...

u don't understand  :D
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: bigjoered on January 22, 2010, 05:24:00 PM
Do you feel dirty?
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Method101 on January 22, 2010, 05:30:31 PM
if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: slacker on January 22, 2010, 05:40:00 PM
Do you feel dirty?
I feel a little dirty lol   

Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 22, 2010, 05:53:21 PM
I feel a little dirty lol   



Only cause you got caught.  ;D
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: slacker on January 22, 2010, 05:59:41 PM
Only cause you got caught.  ;D
gigitty gigitty
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 22, 2010, 06:01:57 PM
gigitty gigitty

We have all gotten caught!!  :D
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: 240 is Back on January 22, 2010, 06:41:43 PM
a good girl will catch you and run right in to finish the job.

wait, or a bad girl.  i get those confused.

Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: pellius on January 22, 2010, 06:51:40 PM
Were you able to go to completion?
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: slacker on January 22, 2010, 09:18:58 PM
Were you able to go to completion?
I was in the process it was making its way down the tunbe she turned her back and I shot A load across the room.  I really need a steam cleaner.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: pedro01 on January 22, 2010, 09:43:10 PM
My missus is always rubbing them out. She loves vibrators - she must have 6 or 7 now. There's just some things one human can't do to another - such as vibrating a clit at 7000rpm.

The only downside is that if she's knocked 2 or 3 out in the day time, it takes a huge effort to get her finish when we have sex later on. Plus she never pre-warns me that she's already popped a few out because she knows I might just sort myself out. Fairs fair after all

We both jerk off - it's natural. Sometimes you just want to cum and not go through the whole sex thing. I often help her out with a titty suck whilst she brings herself off with the vibe. In return I get a BJ.

Even then, I still need my occasional internet porn wank and she's fine with that & leaves me to it.

It's a natural thing (well, except the batteries and all that)
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: clued-up on January 22, 2010, 09:49:05 PM
There's just some things one human can't do to another - such as vibrating a clit at 7000rpm.

I can do that. 
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: HTexan on January 22, 2010, 10:12:26 PM
Were you watching kinky porn?
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: gordiano on January 22, 2010, 10:21:24 PM
If she was doing her job, you would not have to rub one off while on the couch.  :D

Listen to this man.

And btw, Slacker, don't feel bad about it. Don't let her make you feel like an asshole for jerking off.

If she gives you shit, well, tell her this....

My options are:

1) you fuck me, therefore I won't need to jerk.

2) I jerk off, no harm done

3) I fuck someone else


MEN HAVE NEEDS!
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: pellius on January 22, 2010, 10:31:43 PM
Were you watching kinky porn?

Well, as implied by the first post he was on GetBig. Depending on the thread, it could count as kinky porn.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: slacker on January 22, 2010, 10:39:00 PM
Try posting a picture of yourself on this board...you will feel "loads" better about the whole jerking off thing after we humiliate and degrade you for a being a fat bastard who has more curves than dolly parton.

p.s.   get well soon.   :-*
thanks for the support
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: gordiano on January 22, 2010, 10:42:41 PM
My missus is always rubbing them out. She loves vibrators - she must have 6 or 7 now. There's just some things one human can't do to another - such as vibrating a clit at 7000rpm.

The only downside is that if she's knocked 2 or 3 out in the day time, it takes a huge effort to get her finish when we have sex later on. Plus she never pre-warns me that she's already popped a few out because she knows I might just sort myself out. Fairs fair after all

We both jerk off - it's natural. Sometimes you just want to cum and not go through the whole sex thing. I often help her out with a titty suck whilst she brings herself off with the vibe. In return I get a BJ.

Even then, I still need my occasional internet porn wank and she's fine with that & leaves me to it.

It's a natural thing (well, except the batteries and all that)

While I agree with you, this post could backfire on you. Hope you don't have any enemies..... :-\
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: heavyNbasic on January 22, 2010, 10:52:44 PM
Alexis Texas is porn star

Best hole in porn, bar none. 
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: heavyNbasic on January 22, 2010, 11:03:19 PM
You should start listening to Howard Stern when she's within' earshot.  He's a highly successful man, and married to a model.  He's always talking about wacking off like it's no big thing.  If a woman hears that an alpha male like Stern openly does it frequently, she'll be much more accepting of it.  It worked for me.  I used to try to hide my pullin' from my spouse.  I started leaving Stern on throughout the day, and she often heard him talk about the joys of wackin' off, and that Beth O was fine with it.  My girl has totally opened up to the fact that I'm gonna pull when I wann pull, and it's only normal.  Now i will sometimes leave my pull cream and hand towel laying around, and she doesn't bat an eye.  It also helps greatly to convince her that a lot of the loads were dedicated to her.  She'll be flattered.

I also remember reading that pullin' will help increase test production.  I've alluded to that before, and told her it will help me retain my youthfulness. :D  Whatever works.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Parker on January 23, 2010, 02:05:09 AM
You should have look at her and said, "What, I'm jackin for beats." And turned back and went to town (75 rpms).
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 23, 2010, 02:29:18 AM
You gotta find a girl who understands jacking off is necessary to male sanity.
X2 Traps my girl knows I do = no problem
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: fluffy on January 23, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.
Having a ramen noodle dick creates great dildo envy, I guess.  ::)
Why not take one of the other holes and give her the DP of her life?
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: V Man on January 23, 2010, 03:39:11 AM
.......
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: d0nny2600 on January 23, 2010, 03:43:08 AM
if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.
All you need now is to find a girl
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: kiwiol on January 23, 2010, 03:54:30 AM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now

Don't go upstairs. Just yell from downstairs, "If you're tired, I'll wank into a cup and leave it in the fridge. You can drink it in the morning."

Never stop being a Getbigger.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 23, 2010, 03:56:22 AM
if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.
Now why is this? Women like masturbation as well
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: NCNPC29 on January 23, 2010, 05:28:13 AM
Try posting a picture of yourself on this board...you will feel "loads" better about the whole jerking off thing after we humiliate and degrade you for a being a fat bastard who has more curves than dolly parton.

p.s.   get well soon.   :-*

outed

Translation  = Please Please Please post a picture of yourself. I have been dreaming about what you look like ever since I read the title to this thread. I need new material for when I have my naughty time.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Alexander D on January 23, 2010, 06:06:34 AM

Feel like I did  something wrong now

You did! You should have jerked off on her face!

-A DUB
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 09:24:02 AM
Listen to this man.

And btw, Slacker, don't feel bad about it. Don't let her make you feel like an asshole for jerking off.

If she gives you shit, well, tell her this....

My options are:

1) you fuck me, therefore I won't need to jerk.

2) I jerk off, no harm done

3) I fuck someone else


MEN HAVE NEEDS!

AND YOU LISTEN TO THIS MAN
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: jayfromeurope on January 23, 2010, 09:28:04 AM
a good girl will catch you and run right in to finish the job.

wait, or a bad girl.  i get those confused.



ahaha  ;D
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: chadstallion on January 23, 2010, 09:57:03 AM
You gotta find a girl who understands jacking off is necessary to male sanity.
or a buddy, who can occasionally lend a helping hand; or mouth....
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 10:01:03 AM
or a buddy, who can occasionally lend a helping hand; or mouth....

You have been OUTED!
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: BIG ACH on January 23, 2010, 10:57:42 AM

FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!!
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: NCNPC29 on January 23, 2010, 11:45:38 AM
::)  nice gimmick acount slacker...way to have mr. 150 posts come rescue your fat body. 


i enjoyed the thread where you posted a picture of someone else and REALLY  tried to get people to believe it was you.  i can only imagine what you look like after that little stunt. 

lol calm down Mary, I'm not "slackers" gimmick account. I hate everyone equally, you just set yourself up nicely for a response. It will be okay in the morning I promise  ;D
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: slacker on January 23, 2010, 12:35:50 PM
::)  nice gimmick acount slacker...way to have mr. 150 posts come rescue your fat body. 


i enjoyed the thread where you posted a picture of someone else and REALLY  tried to get people to believe it was you.  i can only imagine what you look like after that little stunt. 
no gimmicks here you homo. 
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Azn Muscle on January 23, 2010, 02:17:40 PM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now

I see your gf doesn't approve of how you celebrate "Nasser Night".
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Kwon on January 23, 2010, 02:24:31 PM
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Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 02:29:17 PM
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Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Jizzacked on January 23, 2010, 02:31:49 PM
my ex wife would catch me all the time, I would invite her to give me a hand but most of the time she just looked a little disgusted and walked out of the room  ;D
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 02:36:37 PM
my ex wife would catch me all the time, I would invite her to give me a hand but most of the time she just looked a little disgusted and walked out of the room  ;D

Never stop tryin.  ;D You are a true Getbigger.  8)
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: tu_holmes on January 23, 2010, 02:37:11 PM
That's why she's your "ex" wife.
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Stavios on January 23, 2010, 02:48:57 PM
it's not big deal man.

when my GF doesn't want to fuck, I open the TV, watch some porn and start jerking off beside her and she doesn't give a shit.

especially when I am on the sauce and I need to fuck 3 times a day
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 23, 2010, 02:50:57 PM
it's not big deal man.

when my GF doesn't want to fuck, I open the TV, watch some porn and start jerking off beside her and she doesn't give a shit.

especially when I am on the sauce and I need to fuck 3 times a day
X2 Bro = bottom line if they dont want to fuck just jack off as needed if the catch you oh well..
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: flinstones1 on January 23, 2010, 02:53:47 PM
isnt Slacker the dude who showed everyone a picture of Gabe Kapler claiming its him ;D
I thought you would of killed yourself by now
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: jesusbod on January 23, 2010, 02:57:41 PM
If she was doing her job, you would not have to rub one off while on the couch.  :D


X2 hahahahahahaahahahahahah ahahha
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 23, 2010, 02:58:42 PM

X2 hahahahahahaahahahahahah ahahha
exactly = if they dont want to fuck just jack off in front of them case over
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 23, 2010, 07:52:33 PM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now

BAHAHAH did the same thing once, started rubbing one out when i woke up, she just went about her business and watched me the whole time, so i was like 'fuck it im just gonna finish' so i came and right when i did, she freaked out like she wasnt expecting it or something and got all pissed and threw me out for like an hour. LMAO WTF?
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: slacker on January 23, 2010, 08:32:22 PM
FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!!
thank you masturbation should be enjoyed by all
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: Tapeworm on January 23, 2010, 08:58:59 PM
Don't go upstairs. Just yell from downstairs, "If you're tired, I'll wank into a cup and leave it in the fridge. You can drink it in the morning."

Never stop being a Getbigger.

Lol & qft!!
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: WillGrant on January 23, 2010, 09:20:01 PM
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now
You shouldnt be doing stuff like that in front of your sister brah
Title: Re: got caught jackin
Post by: chadstallion on January 24, 2010, 10:53:34 AM
You have been OUTED!

oh, please; that is so 2009 news..... ;D