Listen to this man. And btw, Slacker, don't feel bad about it. Don't let her make you feel like an asshole for jerking off. If she gives you shit, well, tell her this....My options are:1) you fuck me, therefore I won't need to jerk.2) I jerk off, no harm done3) I fuck someone elseMEN HAVE NEEDS!
a good girl will catch you and run right in to finish the job.wait, or a bad girl. i get those confused.
You gotta find a girl who understands jacking off is necessary to male sanity.
or a buddy, who can occasionally lend a helping hand; or mouth....
nice gimmick acount slacker...way to have mr. 150 posts come rescue your fat body. i enjoyed the thread where you posted a picture of someone else and REALLY tried to get people to believe it was you. i can only imagine what you look like after that little stunt.
My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch. She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted lolFeel like I did something wrong now
my ex wife would catch me all the time, I would invite her to give me a hand but most of the time she just looked a little disgusted and walked out of the room
it's not big deal man.when my GF doesn't want to fuck, I open the TV, watch some porn and start jerking off beside her and she doesn't give a shit.especially when I am on the sauce and I need to fuck 3 times a day
If she was doing her job, you would not have to rub one off while on the couch.
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FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!!
Don't go upstairs. Just yell from downstairs, "If you're tired, I'll wank into a cup and leave it in the fridge. You can drink it in the morning."Never stop being a Getbigger.
You have been OUTED!
