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Title: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 05, 2010, 11:33:39 PM


Now compare.......


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Post by: Mr Nobody on February 06, 2010, 12:05:00 AM
Only thing missing is the refrigerator carry, when will you get a refrigerator to train these guys coach?
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Post by: gordiano on February 06, 2010, 12:14:54 AM




Awesome stuff! Coach, is that your boy (son) working along with the other guys?
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Post by: pellius on February 06, 2010, 01:55:12 AM
Coach, I'm no expert but was there a single exercise or drill that Tito did that was even  productive to enhancing his conditioning as a fighter? In others words would he have done better if he just scrapped that whole thing and just did wind sprints and circuit weight training (in addition to his rolling and stand up that I assumed he was already doing).

Where do they get these trainers anyway? Do you know who that Asian guy is? Does he even work out?
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Post by: Gino30 on February 06, 2010, 01:59:01 AM
get the fuck out of here

100 yrs of tried and true working out principles and some dumb f'ck trainer has the need to f'ck with it....

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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 06, 2010, 04:28:44 AM


No matter how low of a volume I listen to that song on I get a headache.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 06, 2010, 05:12:37 AM
I agree with coach

what tito does there I hope it's a joke not the actual training .... how dumb an athlete is not to realize that is beyond me ....

when I think what kinda money that trainer makes, makes me sick .
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Post by: rudylrichards on February 06, 2010, 05:48:56 AM
No wonder.  Walk into any corporate gym in NYC and all you see are trainers 'functional' training using Bosu balls, bands, physio balls, etc.  A gym full of equipments but they try to invent all these "fun" exercises usually because the clients are afraid of getting too muscular esp the women lol
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: Ursus on February 06, 2010, 06:11:50 AM
See that song in that video Coach. I hate it.

Fags in my gym play it 5x a workout everytime they want to get psyched up. So fucking gay.

Meltdown.
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: che on February 06, 2010, 06:27:02 AM
He gets his ass kicked because he's past his prime, Tito used to be one of the most conditioned fighters in the UFC.
He had a back surgery last year  he was having back problems for long time...
Coach don't forget that Kongo,Blackburn and Silva followed your training routine and all of them got their ass kicked.
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Post by: mesmorph78 on February 06, 2010, 06:44:58 AM
See that song in that video Coach. I hate it.

Fags in my gym play it 5x a workout everytime they want to get psyched up. So fucking gay.

Meltdown.
I truly hate that song (noise)
but I like the training in the second video looks challenging
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: pugalist666 on February 06, 2010, 06:48:19 AM
coach please stfu , you are a hack of a personal trainer and a band wagon jumper . not to mention a kiddy diddler
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: Marty Champions on February 06, 2010, 06:49:52 AM


Now compare.......




tito has a weak bone density that has sufferd from years of crack abuse
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Post by: jtsunami on February 06, 2010, 08:06:38 AM
whats up with the homo erotic training camp, is there a group locker room session filled with steamy showers afterwards?

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Post by: pellius on February 06, 2010, 11:58:05 AM
coach please stfu , you are a hack of a personal trainer and a band wagon jumper . not to mention a kiddy diddler

WTF?
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 06, 2010, 12:02:50 PM
What are those strings hanging out of Tito's shorts?  Oh wait, those are his legs...... :-\
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: pellius on February 06, 2010, 12:04:28 PM
He gets his ass kicked because he's past his prime, Tito used to be one of the most conditioned fighters in the UFC.
He had a back surgery last year  he was having back problems for long time...
Coach don't forget that Kongo,Blackburn and Silva followed your training routine and all of them got their ass kicked.

I have to agree with you, Commie Lover. Tito use to be one of the most conditioned athletes around. The guy was tireless. Of course, he was just training himself then and only knew how to do sprints, sparred and rolled for hours, and did other old school training. The injury and hiring pudgy Jap trainer was his down fall. Tito ain't that old. Randy didn't even start MMA until he was 33. Also, marrying a crack whore probably didn't help.
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Post by: EL Mariachi on February 06, 2010, 12:12:38 PM
I dont know sho he fought, but he's past his prime thats is probably the reason wy he lost, not because he dont flip tires. in a cage it comes dow to endurance, tito is sweating a lot so he knows whats he doing. dont compare it to your guys coach you know yourself tito at 50% would murder your guys in a ring, no matter how hard they train.
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Post by: pugalist666 on February 06, 2010, 01:12:53 PM
WTF?
you got a problem with what i said penislust ?
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 06, 2010, 01:24:49 PM
Have any of coach's fighters actually won a match after training with coach ?! I think they all lost, badly.. no?
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Post by: Stavios on February 06, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
that training looks like fun !
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Post by: The Showstoppa on February 06, 2010, 04:51:19 PM
that training looks like fun !
Only if you are the fat jap.
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Post by: Charfman84 on February 06, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
Its well known in MMA that he would have won every fight if he had access to a large tire.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on February 06, 2010, 09:55:22 PM
Have any of coach's fighters actually won a match after training with coach ?! I think they all lost, badly.. no?

Rampage, Kongo, Jay Silva, Dave Roberts, Hector Ramirez have all won and lost. Obviously I'm not dealing with genius here. But if I recall, Tito barely lasted 3 rounds with Griffin and started gassing in the second.
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Post by: George Whorewell on February 06, 2010, 10:00:19 PM
I hate Tito Ortiz.

LMAO @ the insult "Kiddy Diddler"

I'm definetly adding that to my insult arsenal.
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 06, 2010, 10:06:14 PM
He gets his ass kicked because he's past his prime, Tito used to be one of the most conditioned fighters in the UFC.
He had a back surgery last year  he was having back problems for long time...
Coach don't forget that Kongo,Blackburn and Silva followed your training routine and all of them got their ass kicked.

Well, lets break this down Einstein, I've trained all of them for the fights they won as well. Blackburn was on a three fight win streak before GOING TO DECISION with Adollah, Jay Silva went 2-2 with me, the wins were 2nd and third round KO's, the 3rd fight was his first UFC fight and took it on a weeks notice and although he beat the Holy shit out of CB Dollaway, he lost on take downs and went the distance (did I mention it was a weeks notice?) the 4th was with Chris Leben, went the distance, lost on take downs and Leben was visibly gassed.

Kongo didn't even have a chance to even test his strength or conditioning since Mir took him out 1:22 in the first.

The last fight if I recall, Rampage BEAT THE SHIT out of Wanderlie Silva and Dan Henderson.

All of that being said........FUCK YOU!
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 06, 2010, 10:10:17 PM
WTF?

Never mind "Pulyourcock69" he's talking his his shit safely from another country or 4000 miles from me. Pay it no attention, it knows it's a coward..hahaha!
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: Cap on February 06, 2010, 10:12:55 PM
Good shit Joe.

It's always funny seeing people at the gym use these balls.
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Post by: pugalist666 on February 07, 2010, 12:41:47 AM
Never mind "Pulyourcock69" he's talking his his shit safely from another country or 4000 miles from me. Pay it no attention, it knows it's a coward..hahaha!
"safely" ? what the fuck are you going to do to me ? bite my ankles ? your an angry midget
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 07, 2010, 01:46:42 AM
We'll never know "keyboard warrior"..hahahaha!
Title: Re: No wonder why he got his ass kicked......
Post by: che on February 07, 2010, 10:09:31 AM
Well, lets break this down Einstein, I've trained all of them for the fights they won as well. Blackburn was on a three fight win streak before GOING TO DECISION with Adollah, Jay Silva went 2-2 with me, the wins were 2nd and third round KO's, the 3rd fight was his first UFC fight and took it on a weeks notice and although he beat the Holy shit out of CB Dollaway, he lost on take downs and went the distance (did I mention it was a weeks notice?) the 4th was with Chris Leben, went the distance, lost on take downs and Leben was visibly gassed.

Kongo didn't even have a chance to even test his strength or conditioning since Mir took him out 1:22 in the first.

The last fight if I recall, Rampage BEAT THE SHIT out of Wanderlie Silva and Dan Henderson.

All of that being said........FUCK YOU!

Hhaahhaa @ Verne Troyer  meltdown.