Author Topic: No wonder why he got his ass kicked...... (Read 7608 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** February 05, 2010, 11:33:39 PM »

Now compare.......

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:05:00 AM »

Only thing missing is the refrigerator carry, when will you get a refrigerator to train these guys coach?

gordiano · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:14:54 AM »

Quote from: JME on February 05, 2010, 11:33:39 PM

Awesome stuff! Coach, is that your boy (son) working along with the other guys?

pellius · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:55:12 AM »

Coach, I'm no expert but was there a single exercise or drill that Tito did that was even productive to enhancing his conditioning as a fighter? In others words would he have done better if he just scrapped that whole thing and just did wind sprints and circuit weight training (in addition to his rolling and stand up that I assumed he was already doing).

Where do they get these trainers anyway? Do you know who that Asian guy is? Does he even work out?

Gino30 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:59:01 AM »

get the fuck out of here

100 yrs of tried and true working out principles and some dumb f'ck trainer has the need to f'ck with it....

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2010, 04:28:44 AM »

Quote from: JME on February 05, 2010, 11:33:39 PM

No matter how low of a volume I listen to that song on I get a headache.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:12:37 AM »

I agree with coach

what tito does there I hope it's a joke not the actual training .... how dumb an athlete is not to realize that is beyond me ....

when I think what kinda money that trainer makes, makes me sick .

rudylrichards · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:48:56 AM »

No wonder. Walk into any corporate gym in NYC and all you see are trainers 'functional' training using Bosu balls, bands, physio balls, etc. A gym full of equipments but they try to invent all these "fun" exercises usually because the clients are afraid of getting too muscular esp the women lol

Ursus · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2010, 06:11:50 AM »

See that song in that video Coach. I hate it.

Fags in my gym play it 5x a workout everytime they want to get psyched up. So fucking gay.

Meltdown.

che · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2010, 06:27:02 AM »

He gets his ass kicked because he's past his prime, Tito used to be one of the most conditioned fighters in the UFC.
He had a back surgery last year he was having back problems for long time...
Coach don't forget that Kongo,Blackburn and Silva followed your training routine and all of them got their ass kicked.

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2010, 06:44:58 AM »

Quote from: Ursus on February 06, 2010, 06:11:50 AM

See that song in that video Coach. I hate it.

Fags in my gym play it 5x a workout everytime they want to get psyched up. So fucking gay.

Meltdown.

I truly hate that song (noise)
but I like the training in the second video looks challenging

pugalist666 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2010, 06:48:19 AM »

coach please stfu , you are a hack of a personal trainer and a band wagon jumper . not to mention a kiddy diddler

Marty Champions · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2010, 06:49:52 AM »

Quote from: JME on February 05, 2010, 11:33:39 PM

Now compare.......

tito has a weak bone density that has sufferd from years of crack abuse

jtsunami · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:06:38 AM »

whats up with the homo erotic training camp, is there a group locker room session filled with steamy showers afterwards?

pellius · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:58:05 AM »

Quote from: pugalist666 on February 06, 2010, 06:48:19 AM

coach please stfu , you are a hack of a personal trainer and a band wagon jumper . not to mention a kiddy diddler

WTF?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #15 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:02:50 PM »

What are those strings hanging out of Tito's shorts? Oh wait, those are his legs...... $:-\$

pellius · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:04:28 PM »

Quote from: che on February 06, 2010, 06:27:02 AM

He gets his ass kicked because he's past his prime, Tito used to be one of the most conditioned fighters in the UFC.
He had a back surgery last year he was having back problems for long time...
Coach don't forget that Kongo,Blackburn and Silva followed your training routine and all of them got their ass kicked.

I have to agree with you, Commie Lover. Tito use to be one of the most conditioned athletes around. The guy was tireless. Of course, he was just training himself then and only knew how to do sprints, sparred and rolled for hours, and did other old school training. The injury and hiring pudgy Jap trainer was his down fall. Tito ain't that old. Randy didn't even start MMA until he was 33. Also, marrying a crack whore probably didn't help.

EL Mariachi · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:12:38 PM »

I dont know sho he fought, but he's past his prime thats is probably the reason wy he lost, not because he dont flip tires. in a cage it comes dow to endurance, tito is sweating a lot so he knows whats he doing. dont compare it to your guys coach you know yourself tito at 50% would murder your guys in a ring, no matter how hard they train.

pugalist666 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:12:53 PM »

Quote from: pellius on February 06, 2010, 11:58:05 AM

WTF?

you got a problem with what i said penislust ?

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:24:49 PM »

Have any of coach's fighters actually won a match after training with coach ?! I think they all lost, badly.. no?

Stavios · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2010, 02:09:52 PM »

that training looks like fun !

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #21 on:** February 06, 2010, 04:51:19 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 06, 2010, 02:09:52 PM

that training looks like fun !

Only if you are the fat jap.

Charfman84 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:43:37 PM »

Its well known in MMA that he would have won every fight if he had access to a large tire.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #23 on:** February 06, 2010, 09:55:22 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on February 06, 2010, 01:24:49 PM

Have any of coach's fighters actually won a match after training with coach ?! I think they all lost, badly.. no?

Rampage, Kongo, Jay Silva, Dave Roberts, Hector Ramirez have all won and lost. Obviously I'm not dealing with genius here. But if I recall, Tito barely lasted 3 rounds with Griffin and started gassing in the second.

George Whorewell · « **Reply #24 on:** February 06, 2010, 10:00:19 PM »

I hate Tito Ortiz.

LMAO @ the insult "Kiddy Diddler"

I'm definetly adding that to my insult arsenal.