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6AM sharp and Day One of your new construction job begins. In your life you have known only sedentary jobs, with little or no physical demand. Now times have changed. Money is harder to come by. A friend of a friend of your dad knew someone...and here you are. The men here are tough. Big, hairy, stocky bastards with thick hairy forearms, tattoos and tan workboots. Hardhats and flannel. Cigarettes and profanity. A big step down, yet strangely exciting. Your name is called! Yes, you say...here I am. Fish! a bear of a man shouts. New Meat! exclaims another. A meaty paw slaps the back of your head, knocking your ill fitting hardhat to the ground. These burly men with their tool belts let out hearty guffaws as you're shoved around like a ragdoll. You nervously try to laugh it off.
One of the brutes-big, bearded, pot bellied and clad in an ocean of flannel- steps forward. A stubby cigar hanging from his mouth, he jabs a fat finger into your chest, launching you two steps backwards. I found me a new coffee bitch, he proclaims. These beasts all laugh loudly as your pathetic body exudes humiliation. Then...all of a sudden...the men part way and another kind of beast steps through. A human muscle machine, with blue flannel stretched agonizingly across his freakishly huge torso, dark blue Dickies hugging every inch of his tree trunk thighs. The letters BRANCH stenciled across the side of his hardhat. Leave the kid alone, he says authoritatively. He'll be working with me...
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Sounds like a baygm's wet dream.
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Sounds like a bedtime story for mei...
welcome back Jewhit :D
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hahaaaaa ;D
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That was exciting :D
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In my experience on job sites most construction workers are skinny smokers. Alot of tweakers too.
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Branch Warren Sequence: The Construction Site
The cigar-chomping bully looks over at Branch. He surveys the roast beef sized pecs, the barndoor-wide shoulders, the canonball deltoids, and the baseball biceps. Raising his eyes to Branch's, he realizes he's defeated. Whatever, he says with a smirk, you can have the bitch. Branch's ice cold stare is unwavering. Another day Sal, Branch says evenly. Sal feels the collective stare of the mob around him, awaiting a response. His throat tightens as he barely gets out the words: I welcome it Branch...bring it on...With that Branch looks over at you, and, as he motions you over with his head, you can see every steel sinew of power in his neck erupting like mini volcanoes. You feel a stirring deep within, and hypnotically walk towards Branch Warren.
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god damn that's a really small bed for just him alone, not to mention them both.
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roast beef sized pecs ;D ;D ;D
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Tbh I was hoping for more 'steel stud' puns.
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Branch Warren Sequence: The Construction Site
The cigar-chomping bully looks over at Branch. He surveys the roast beef sized pecs, the barndoor-wide shoulders, the canonball deltoids, and the baseball biceps. Raising his eyes to Branch's, he realizes he's defeated. Whatever, he says with a smirk, you can have the bitch. Branch's ice cold stare is unwavering. Another day Sal, Branch says evenly. Sal feels the collective stare of the mob around him, awaiting a response. His throat tightens as he barely gets out the words: I welcome it Branch...bring it on...With that Branch looks over at you, and, as he motions you over with his head, you can see every steel sinew of power in his neck erupting like mini volcanoes. You feel a stirring deep within, and hypnotically walk towards Branch Warren.
Branch would nt last a day on a building site, he d be running in to the portiloo every 2 hours to stuff another chicken breast down his fat mouth
regards
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Branch would nt last a day on a building site, he d be running in to the portiloo every 2 hours to stuff another chicken breast down his fat mouth
regards
i drink your nick at the moment stud.
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Branch would nt last a day on a building site, he d be running in to the portiloo every 2 hours to stuff another chicken breast down his fat mouth
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why would he eat his chicken breast in one of those? you've obviously don't know shit about construction. have you ever had to use one on a construction site? you would quickly think otherwise.
back splash in a portawop is the worst.
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why would he eat his chicken breast in one of those? you've obviously don't know shit about construction. have you ever had to use one on a construction site? you would quickly think otherwise.
back splash in a portawop is the worst.
You think when your doing earth works or pouring concrete for foundations on a high rise block that their ready made toilets?
Of course theres portiloos on site until the job is up and running usually after the 2nd or 3rd floor is up.
What about when your building a house for someone in a secluded area you think that a pristine toilet with silk for toilet paper just magically appears out of nowhere, one word : portiloo.
You obviously know shit about building sites.
Run along kid
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"you can see every steel sinew of power in his neck erupting like mini volcanoes"
amazing. absolutely amazing.
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You think when your doing earth works or pouring concrete for foundations on a high rise block that their ready made toilets?
Of course theres portiloos on site until the job is up and running usually after the 2nd or 3rd floor is up.
What about when your building a house for someone in a secluded area you think that a pristine toilet with silk for toilet paper just magically appears out of nowhere, one word : portiloo.
You obviously know shit about building sites.
Run along kid
what's your point?
read my post again retard.
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what's your point?
read my post again retard.
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In my experience on job sites most construction workers are skinny smokers. Alot of tweakers too.
i laughed out loud lookin at this
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branch warren is like 5'2
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are you drunk?
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great stuff jewhit...but confused as to where this is in the sequence of your stories. Did this happen before the alien abduction or after?
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are you drunk?
A little bit ;D
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Amazing!
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Sounds like a baygm's wet dream.
Thinking about sucking cock are you? Go for it. ::)
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Thinking about sucking cock are you? Go for it. ::)
Trying to convert more to your sinful ways BAY?
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This is the most 'novel' way f@gs try to convert hetero men.
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haha
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Branch would nt last a day on a building site, he d be running in to the portiloo every 2 hours to stuff another chicken breast down his fat mouth
regards
;D
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(http://images.travelpod.com/users/digsy/1.1295378961.creepy-guy-who-sits-outside-a-restaurant.jpg)
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In my experience on job sites most construction workers are skinny smokers. Alot of tweakers too.
very true.
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(http://www.4thringroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/random-creepy-guy2.jpg)
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Haha this story made me laugh my ass off.
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6AM sharp and Day One of your new construction job begins. In your life you have known only sedentary jobs, with little or no physical demand. Now times have changed. Money is harder to come by. A friend of a friend of your dad knew someone...and here you are. The men here are tough. Big, hairy, stocky bastards with thick hairy forearms, tattoos and tan workboots. Hardhats and flannel. Cigarettes and profanity. A big step down, yet strangely exciting. Your name is called! Yes, you say...here I am. Fish! a bear of a man shouts. New Meat! exclaims another. A meaty paw slaps the back of your head, knocking your ill fitting hardhat to the ground. These burly men with their tool belts let out hearty guffaws as you're shoved around like a ragdoll. You nervously try to laugh it off.
One of the brutes-big, bearded, pot bellied and clad in an ocean of flannel- steps forward. A stubby cigar hanging from his mouth, he jabs a fat finger into your chest, launching you two steps backwards. I found me a new coffee bitch, he proclaims. These beasts all laugh loudly as your pathetic body exudes humiliation. Then...all of a sudden...the men part way and another kind of beast steps through. A human muscle machine, with blue flannel stretched agonizingly across his freakishly huge torso, dark blue Dickies hugging every inch of his tree trunk thighs. The letters BRANCH stenciled across the side of his hardhat. Leave the kid alone, he says authoritatively. He'll be working with me...
Branch Warren Sequence: The Construction Site
The cigar-chomping bully looks over at Branch. He surveys the roast beef sized pecs, the barndoor-wide shoulders, the canonball deltoids, and the baseball biceps. Raising his eyes to Branch's, he realizes he's defeated. Whatever, he says with a smirk, you can have the bitch. Branch's ice cold stare is unwavering. Another day Sal, Branch says evenly. Sal feels the collective stare of the mob around him, awaiting a response. His throat tightens as he barely gets out the words: I welcome it Branch...bring it on...With that Branch looks over at you, and, as he motions you over with his head, you can see every steel sinew of power in his neck erupting like mini volcanoes. You feel a stirring deep within, and hypnotically walk towards Branch Warren.
A thrilling tale of masculinity at it's finest!! I was glued to my monitor.......anxiously awaiting part 3!!
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Will part 3 include a description of Branch's forearms? Will that be the emotional and sensual dealbreaker?
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OMG great post!!!!!
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i can picture branch doing that as i read it hahahaha ;D
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is that a brian moss pic?
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Wheres the rest of the story?
He always does this shit.
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:D
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Hahaha, I wonder if Branch comes onto Getbig and reads these? ;D