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Title: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on February 10, 2010, 01:30:03 PM
Thought it was a good story, keep the religious/racist jokes out

Groom goes to kiss bride - and discovers she is bearded


An Arab ambassador called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be, who had worn a face-covering veil whenever they met, was bearded and cross-eyed, the Gulf News reports.

The envoy had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab, or face-covering veil, the paper said on Wednesday.

After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador attempted to kiss his bride-to-be, upon which he discovered she had facial hair and was cross-eyed, it said.

The ambassador told an Islamic Sharia court in the United Arab Emirates that he was tricked into the marriage as the woman's mother had shown his own mother pictures of her sister instead of her, the report said.

He sued for the contract to be annulled and also demanded the woman pay him 500,000 dirhams ($156,330) for clothes, jewellery and other gifts he had bought for her.

The court annulled the contract but rejected the ambassador's demand for compensation.

The report did not identify the ambassador nor give any further details.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: ToxicAvenger on February 10, 2010, 01:32:19 PM
men in Pakistan have been known to go to womens only clubs wearing burkas  ;D


which sorta has an awesomeness factor!
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: tendonitis on February 10, 2010, 01:57:17 PM
i was positive this was going to be about brown people
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: G_Thang on February 10, 2010, 02:22:20 PM
forget the bread.  i'd marry patricia if she got rid of the cock n balls (no homo)

(http://www.sitedosfamosos.com.br/wp-content/uploads/019687503-exh001.jpg)

bay...what u think?  :o
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: polychronopolous on February 10, 2010, 02:24:45 PM
I'd pimp that bitch out at the circus on principle alone, make a couple dollars on the side.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Krankenstein on February 10, 2010, 02:38:33 PM
forget the bread.  i'd marry patricia if she got rid of the cock n balls (no homo)

(http://www.sitedosfamosos.com.br/wp-content/uploads/019687503-exh001.jpg)

bay...what u think?  :o

Got rid of the cock n' balls?
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Kwon on February 10, 2010, 02:39:47 PM
forget the bread.  i'd marry patricia if she got rid of the cock n balls (no homo)

(http://www.sitedosfamosos.com.br/wp-content/uploads/019687503-exh001.jpg)

bay...what u think?  :o

Patricia DEFINATELY have to lose the cock n balls first!
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: haider on February 10, 2010, 02:51:59 PM
religion of peace  ::)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Wiggs on February 10, 2010, 03:49:52 PM
forget the bread.  i'd marry patricia if she got rid of the cock n balls (no homo)

(http://www.sitedosfamosos.com.br/wp-content/uploads/019687503-exh001.jpg)

bay...what u think?  :o

I'd fuck that bitch till my dick was raw.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 10, 2010, 04:21:05 PM
I'd fuck that bitch till my dick was raw.

Looks manly.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: MAXX on February 10, 2010, 04:36:37 PM
I'd fuck that bitch till my dick was raw.
you sure?

(http://patriciaaraujo.org/images/patricia-araujo-06.jpg)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 10, 2010, 04:54:29 PM
you sure?

(http://patriciaaraujo.org/images/patricia-araujo-06.jpg)

He is now!!!!! :)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: G_Thang on February 10, 2010, 08:39:35 PM
you sure?

(http://patriciaaraujo.org/images/patricia-araujo-06.jpg)

you must be g@y.  the point trick is to post the tranny without posting shots of the cock n balls.  that's why i never posts nudes.  



that's one fine a$$ tranny dime piece b###h (no home, no cock n balls).  leave the patricia posting up to me.  i'll leave the derek anthony, bruce peterson and that bald romanian guy  :-X posts for you.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 10, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
It's a man, G-Thang!
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: G_Thang on February 11, 2010, 11:48:01 PM
It's a man, G-Thang!

what?  it's my tranny.  i found her first so i have exclusive rights to post pics.  :-\
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Mars on February 12, 2010, 05:54:24 AM
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Krankenstein on February 12, 2010, 06:03:24 AM
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.

 ???    :-X
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 06:05:58 AM
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.

That's gay, Mars.

Seriously fucking gay.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Mars on February 12, 2010, 06:13:58 AM
ok ok only if the dick would be gone and they made a pussy out of it.
seriously the guys who are so opposed to the idea of fucking the perfect tranny do fuck ugly fat bitches for a lifetime long,. the tranny would probably turn down these guys too haha.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Krankenstein on February 12, 2010, 06:19:23 AM
ok ok only if the dick would be gone and they made a pussy out of it.
seriously the guys who are so opposed to the idea of fucking the perfect tranny do fuck ugly fat bitches for a lifetime long,. the tranny would probably turn down these guys too haha.

Quit while your ahead....dick turned inside out or not....you're still fucking a guy.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: TrueGrit on February 12, 2010, 06:23:19 AM
(http://www.trannyanal.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/brazilian-tranny.jpg)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Mars on February 12, 2010, 06:24:22 AM
yeah agree its still disgusting. but i dont know what id rather fuck, an ugly bitch or a hot tranny.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: TrueGrit on February 12, 2010, 06:27:26 AM
yeah agree its still disgusting. but i dont know what id rather fuck, an ugly bitch or a hot tranny.

(http://www.shemaleporncomics.com/media/pics/Kalena_Rios_young_brazilian_shemale_perfect_big_tits.jpg)(http://www.paulengineering.com/srec11/photos/kh%202007.jpg)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 06:34:34 AM
ok ok only if the dick would be gone and they made a pussy out of it.
seriously the guys who are so opposed to the idea of fucking the perfect tranny do fuck ugly fat bitches for a lifetime long,. the tranny would probably turn down these guys too haha.

Even an ugly bitch is still a bitch.

Trannies are men. Lop off the dick, poke a hole, use the scrotum to make labia and it's still a man.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Krankenstein on February 12, 2010, 07:03:01 AM
(http://www.shemaleporncomics.com/media/pics/Kalena_Rios_young_brazilian_shemale_perfect_big_tits.jpg)

Still a dude......
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: G_Thang on February 12, 2010, 07:16:26 AM
Still a dude......

(http://www.de18ymas.com/images/trans_patricia_araujo3.jpg)

get rid of cock n balls n sign and i'd try to impregnate the b%%%h.  (no home cause equipment gone).  dime piece vs fat b$$$h  

(http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fat_women.jpg)

 :-X
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 07:40:46 AM
get rid of cock n balls n sign and i'd try to impregnate the b%%%h.  (no home cause equipment gone).  dime piece vs fat b$$$h  
 :-X


How in the fuvk are you gonna impregnate a dude?!?!

GetBig is probably the only place guys admit finding banging a man reasonable and still claim heterosexuality, LOL!

WTF has happened to this place?

This is painful to admit: Bay was right about how many closet homosexuals are on this site.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Mars on February 12, 2010, 07:42:27 AM
(http://phuketvogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/girls4.jpg)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: polychronopolous on February 12, 2010, 07:45:17 AM
How in the fuvk are you gonna impregnate a dude?!?!

GetBig is probably the only place guys admit finding banging a man reasonable and still claim heterosexuality, LOL!


WTF has happened to this place?

This is painful to admit: Bay was right about how many closet homosexuals are on this site.

LOLL!!!  ;D

Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Krankenstein on February 12, 2010, 07:46:03 AM
(http://www.de18ymas.com/images/trans_patricia_araujo3.jpg)

get rid of cock n balls n sign and i'd try to impregnate the b%%%h.  (no home cause equipment gone).  dime piece vs fat b$$$h  


FYI...You're STILL fucking a dude.  No cock n' balls....hello?  They turned the dick inside out....you're dick against another mans dick....you're a homo.  You fucking a trannie?  ALL HOMO

(http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/sorry-youre-a-homo.jpg)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: TrueGrit on February 12, 2010, 07:47:10 AM
(http://www.transsexualzblog.com/Sexualz/Hot-Tranny-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 07:52:16 AM
LOLL!!!  ;D



It's not even 'ha ha' funny, FFS!!

Trannies are still men and pouring syrup on shit still doesn't make them pancakes.

The whole 'I'd have sex with a cute man but am not gay' phenomenon has infected this place worse than AIDS. :)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: TrueGrit on February 12, 2010, 07:57:15 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=231925.0;attach=271711;image)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Mars on February 12, 2010, 08:00:39 AM
i fall on personality not on gender.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 08:20:12 AM
i fall on personality not on gender.

Then you aren't straight.

"Not that there's anything wrong with it".
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: polychronopolous on February 12, 2010, 08:22:11 AM
(http://www.de18ymas.com/images/trans_patricia_araujo3.jpg)




What if you figured out that was a man a couple seconds before you were about to cum? Would you still go ahead and get your nut?
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Mars on February 12, 2010, 08:24:42 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=231925.0;attach=271711;image)

that a man?
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 08:26:07 AM
Looks like an implant scar on the right breast.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: saopl on February 12, 2010, 08:27:55 AM
One time I had an arguement with a Tranny, it insisted that if ANY Tranny truly believes they are a women inside, then the penis is considered a clit, and the asshole is considered it's pussy.

As ridiculous as it sounds, a good amount of people sided with the Tranny.. WTF?  ??? ???
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Mars on February 12, 2010, 08:30:11 AM
Looks like an implant scar on the right breast.

i take those tits in my mouth, i dont know what you do dr kaje
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 08:35:32 AM
i take those tits in my mouth, i dont know what you do dr kaje

You'd suck tranny tits if he had a nice personality and was cool to hang out with?!
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Mars on February 12, 2010, 08:39:54 AM
only if nothing of him would remind me of his gender.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 08:42:24 AM
only if nothing of him would remind me of his gender.

Ewww!

How could you ever forget it's a genetic man?! Motherfuckers with Alzheimer's disease would remember that shit!!
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Mars on February 12, 2010, 08:44:31 AM
i havent said i wouldnt be under influence of some stuff as well doctor.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 08:45:57 AM
i havent said i wouldnt be under influence of some stuff as well doctor.

Any drug that leads to dudes banging dudes should be avoided at all costs.

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Mars on February 12, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
huge difference between a hot tranny and a guy. the idea of doing it with a man is sickening me.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 08:48:52 AM
huge difference between a hot tranny and a guy. the idea of doing it with a man is sickening me.

There's no difference whatsoever, Mars. They are both men no matter how you slice it.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: polychronopolous on February 12, 2010, 08:53:02 AM
One time I had an arguement with a Tranny, it insisted that if ANY Tranny truly believes they are a women inside, then the penis is considered a clit, and the asshole is considered it's pussy.

As ridiculous as it sounds, a good amount of people sided with the Tranny.. WTF?  ??? ???

I remember a tranny came on Howard Stern and was talking about how he would take unsuspecting guys home with them and only then would reveal to them that he was a male and they were pissed/shocked at first and swore they were not gay but 90% of them loved the sex and would continue to see him or call him wanting more.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: G_Thang on February 12, 2010, 11:34:00 AM
How in the fuvk are you gonna impregnate a dude?!?!

GetBig is probably the only place guys admit finding banging a man reasonable and still claim heterosexuality, LOL!

WTF has happened to this place?

This is painful to admit: Bay was right about how many closet homosexuals are on this site.

only a homo if you want me to be (no homo in real life unlike bay)  it's against my religion (no Islam w/c4 strapped to my chest  :-X)  )
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: TrueGrit on February 12, 2010, 11:35:48 AM
that a man?

They say it is.

I remember a tranny came on Howard Stern

I don't remember that..  :o
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 11:56:35 AM
only a homo if you want me to be (no homo in real life unlike bay)  it's against my religion (no Islam w/c4 strapped to my chest  :-X)  )

Sorry, Bro. 

Men having sex with men is gay. It's easy to throw stones at a dudes like Bay (and other openly gay yet not creepy flamers like JT) but he's at least honest about gender identity. :)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: YoungBlood on February 12, 2010, 01:01:23 PM
I remember a tranny came on Howard Stern and was talking about how he would take unsuspecting guys home with them and only then would reveal to them that he was a male and they were pissed/shocked at first and swore they were not gay but 90% of them loved the sex and would continue to see him or call him wanting more.

So the tranny wants you to believe.
I've heard from various police officers I know, that they'll go to the local spot where hoes go with the johns. And usually find a male claiming to be straight, either getting sucked off by a guy/tranny, or doing the sucking.
Accounting for some variation in between stories, I'm sure there are men out that that have that fantasy. But I would suspect there is some lying on the trannies, and that percentage is a bit lower. I would make a random guess at 50/50.

There's three sides to every story...yours, mine, and the truth.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Krankenstein on February 12, 2010, 01:08:54 PM
huge difference between a hot tranny and a guy. the idea of doing it with a man is sickening me.

Huge difference?  Explain this one....seriously.

Let me guess...you would fuck one, but never marry one because thats just gross.  What is the 'girl' fell in love with you.  Lets take a guess....you couldnt marry someone who used to be a dude. 
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: kiwiol on February 12, 2010, 01:12:54 PM
Why the hell would a (supposedly) straight guy want to bang a tranny ("hot" or otherwise) when there are so many 100% natural, beautiful women on the planet who can be had?
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Fury on February 12, 2010, 01:14:20 PM
Sorry, Bro. 

Men having sex with men is gay. It's easy to throw stones at a dudes like Bay (and other openly gay yet not creepy flamers like JT) but he's at least honest about gender identity. :)

Do you think the person operating the JTsunami gimmick, who claims to be straight, is indeed straight? Or is he another closet fag in denial?
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: herne on February 12, 2010, 02:14:22 PM
that a man?

That IS a Man!
 :o
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: haider on February 12, 2010, 03:09:39 PM
Why the hell would a (supposedly) straight guy want to bang a tranny ("hot" or otherwise) when there are so many 100% natural, beautiful women on the planet who can be had?
what the fuck is wrong with people seriously?  :-\
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Robgun1 on February 12, 2010, 03:40:33 PM
I'd fuck that bitch till my dick was raw.

this thread seriously messed me up
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 05:33:07 PM
Do you think the person operating the JTsunami gimmick, who claims to be straight, is indeed straight? Or is he another closet fag in denial?

I believe certain people find the freedom to express their true selves when being anonymous.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: dr.chimps on February 12, 2010, 05:47:18 PM
I believe certain people find the freedom to express their true selves when being anonymous.
Well, I wish that G_thing would express his true self in English. I have no idea what he's saying half the time. It's like listening to Shannon Sharpe commentating on the game. I need subtitles. 
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: TrueGrit on February 12, 2010, 05:51:20 PM
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: kiwiol on February 12, 2010, 05:52:22 PM
Well, I wish that G_thing would express his true self in English. I have no idea what he's saying half the time. It's like listening to Shannon Sharpe commentating on the game. I need subtitles. 

this is Getdumb not english school. spell check and grammar don't roll with half the cats here. photos of dime pieces and less words for better discussion.

Tchau.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: dr.chimps on February 12, 2010, 05:58:58 PM
this is Getdumb not english school. spell check and grammar don't roll with half the cats here. photos of dime pieces and less words for better discussion.

Tchau.
I had you on the first two sentences, then you accelerated the street and lost me. I'll be in the suburbs if you need me. 
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: chaos on February 12, 2010, 06:24:45 PM
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.
Outed.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Nasty Nate on February 12, 2010, 06:42:37 PM
If you have sex with a post-op tranny it's still gay... if it's post-op all they did was turn the dick into a pussy... so basically the outside of the cock is now the inside of the pussy... if you can get past that and still have sex with it then you have some homo tendencies.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 06:50:14 PM
If you have sex with a post-op tranny it's still gay... if it's post-op all they did was turn the dick into a pussy... so basically the outside of the cock is now the inside of the pussy... if you can get past that and still have sex with it then you have some homo tendencies.

True.

All true.

Scary thing is some of the trannies these geeks were getting all excited over still had cocks.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: polychronopolous on February 12, 2010, 07:22:07 PM
What i always found hilarious was on jerry springer when the "woman" was there to tell her boyfriend of several months the secret that she was really a man and everyone in in the audience knows this and is yelling it yet the man sleeping in the same bed is dumbfounded.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: TruthHurts on February 12, 2010, 07:39:45 PM
True.

All true.

Scary thing is some of the trannies these geeks were getting all excited over still had cocks.

says the  unmarried 40-something who seems to post mostly about gays and spends his spare time looking at men in thongs.

oh, and loves apple as well.

sorry broski, I had to illuminate that chit ;D
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 07:47:12 PM
says the  unmarried 40-something who seems to post mostly about gays and spends his spare time looking at men in thongs.

oh, and loves apple as well.

sorry broski, I had to illuminate that chit ;D

Sorry, man. Everyone on this site isn't gay.

Please stop projecting. :)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: TruthHurts on February 12, 2010, 07:51:00 PM
Sorry, man. Everyone on this site isn\'t gay.

Please stop projecting. :)

hmmm, another gay themed post and calling other men gay. seems like you got something you\'re trying to work through, bro.
seriously, don\'t see why you\'re so obsessed by it. who cares who is gay? jt and bay are two best posters on site.

Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 07:59:57 PM
hmmm, another gay themed post and calling other men gay. seems like you got something you\'re trying to work through, bro.
seriously, don\'t see why you\'re so obsessed by it. who cares who is gay? jt and bay are two best posters on site.



No one cares if someone's gay. It's just bullshit for guys who would sleep with a dude to pretend they're straight.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: jr on February 12, 2010, 08:07:13 PM
The only difference between men and women are hormones and genitalia.

The clitoris is an under developed penis and the pussy lips are a ball sac that hasn't fused. Check out your balls, notice the faint line that runs down the middle of the skin. Ovaries are testicles inside the body optimized to produce eggs instead of sperm. Etc..

Try not to think about that next time you go down on a chick. Luckily, a pussy looks nothing like a cock and balls.

Having said that, I wouldn't knowingly hit a tranny as it would be a total sexual turn off. They seems disgusting, dirty, fake and are/once were male. Creepy.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
The only difference between men and women are hormones and genitalia.

The clitoris is an under developed penis and the pussy lips are a ball sac that hasn't fused. Check out your balls, notice the faint line that runs down the middle of the skin. Ovaries are testicles inside the body optimized to produce eggs instead of sperm. Etc..

Try not to think about that next time you go down on a chick. Luckily, a pussy looks nothing like a cock and balls.

Having said that, I wouldn't knowingly hit a tranny as it would be a total sexual turn off. They seems disgusting, dirty, fake and are/once were male. Creepy.


Writing that shit means you don't really appreciate femininity (in women) to any extent, LOL!
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: SF1900 on February 12, 2010, 08:18:55 PM
I am not sure how to go about this. If I knew she was a tranny beforehand, I wouldn't do it. But if by some weird chance she blurted out to me that she was a tranny during sex, I'd still throw her off, but I'd probably have to think about it for like 3 seconds or something  ??? :-X
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: jr on February 12, 2010, 08:19:04 PM
Writing that shit means you don't really appreciate femininity (in women) to any extent, LOL!

No, it means I have a higher insight into biology, human development and sex differentiation than the average person. Sometimes people are better off with a low IQ and ignorance. I wish I were dumb like most people.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: TruthHurts on February 12, 2010, 08:22:16 PM
doc, you seem to far too obsessed in what other men are sexually attracted to. i still dont get why u care so much about what men do with their schlongs. its most as like you\'re on some crusade to out the gays or shit. bro, be honest and admit that your anger and outrage is because a little part of you is thrilled by hot trannies and you hate yourself for it.

CLOSETSPEED!
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 08:33:16 PM
No, it means I have a higher insight into biology, human development and sex differentiation than the average person. Sometimes people are better off with a low IQ and ignorance. I wish I were dumb like most people.

I was talking about appreciating femininity not biology.

TH, no one gives a fuck about gays. You're probably not stupid, just pretending to not get the point. I'll type this real slow just in case: I'm talking about honesty.  :) There's nothing wrong with being gay but lying to oneself or others about it is lame.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: jr on February 12, 2010, 08:47:13 PM

I was talking about appreciating femininity not biology.


If I tried to calculate how many gallons of cum I've wasted during my life appreciating femininity, the number would probably scare me.

Ok lets see: an average one ejaculation per day from the age of around 13 till 32. What's that, 19 years. Or about 7000 days. Average volume of semen is 5 mls. So thats 35000ml. Or 35 Litres. Which is 9.2 gallons. Fuck. I should be dead.

I hope this information provides useful...
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Parker on February 12, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
The only difference between men and women are hormones and genitalia.

The clitoris is an under developed penis and the pussy lips are a ball sac that hasn't fused. Check out your balls, notice the faint line that runs down the middle of the skin. Ovaries are testicles inside the body optimized to produce eggs instead of sperm. Etc..

Try not to think about that next time you go down on a chick. Luckily, a pussy looks nothing like a cock and balls.

Having said that, I wouldn't knowingly hit a tranny as it would be a total sexual turn off. They seems disgusting, dirty, fake and are/once were male. Creepy.
This is what he's getting at. Most would find it creepy to hit a tranny when it did/does have male genetalia. Others, because there is a faint look of feminine features would go ahead. But, there are mosre differences than hormones and genetalia. Women have different bone structure, diff number of ribs, hips different, legs different, softer feature (yes, due to hormones). And women think differently than men do.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: bigbadwolfe on February 12, 2010, 08:59:49 PM
You all are some SICK FUKKERS saying you'd even contemplate fucking a Tranny!! Id def fucka Fat Bitch before a Tranny any day!
Do a Tranny = Youre a Fag!!!
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: HTexan on February 12, 2010, 09:03:06 PM
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.
pussy doesnt have a face.  ;D
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 09:07:45 PM
BigBadMotherfuckin'Wolf has spoken.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: polychronopolous on February 12, 2010, 09:09:59 PM
It always cracks me up when 400 pound dudes like bigbadwolfe make fun of fat chicks.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Parker on February 12, 2010, 09:14:27 PM
It always cracks me up when 400 pound dudes like bigbadwolfe make fun of fat chicks.
Big bad Wolf has always stated he likes his women "thick".
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: TruthHurts on February 12, 2010, 09:14:54 PM
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/bigbadwolfe800/l_3e09f9d62f0644ef8674fc5f791e66be.jpg)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: chaos on February 12, 2010, 09:16:28 PM
It always cracks me up when 400 pound dudes like bigbadwolfe make fun of fat chicks.
Maybe polycuntrottenpus hasn't seen the new and improved version of BigBadWolfe?
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: jr on February 12, 2010, 09:29:55 PM
This is what he's getting at. Most would find it creepy to hit a tranny when it did/does have male genetalia. Others, because there is a faint look of feminine features would go ahead. But, there are mosre differences than hormones and genetalia. Women have different bone structure, diff number of ribs, hips different, legs different, softer feature (yes, due to hormones). And women think differently than men do.

Most of what you mention is due to hormones effect on tissues. The rib thing is bullshit.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Parker on February 12, 2010, 09:48:21 PM
Most of what you mention is due to hormones effect on tissues. The rib thing is bullshit.
Quite true, thank you for correcting me. Have you ever seen someone with a extra finger? I have, and the chick had a banging body too. We used to tell her to get it cut off. It was a tiny, tiny finger on the side of her hand. We would asked what happens if she gets it caught in her sweater.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: jr on February 12, 2010, 10:09:33 PM
Quite true, thank you for correcting me. Have you ever seen someone with a extra finger? I have, and the chick had a banging body too. We used to tell her to get it cut off. It was a tiny, tiny finger on the side of her hand. We would asked what happens if she gets it caught in her sweater.

LOL, yeah, I've seen someone with two mini thumbs. Like a forked thumb. Played a mean guitar. I guess some people are so used to it that they are comfortable with it. Some people probably got teased (in school) or constantly questioned about it and they keep it for spite or defiance.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Parker on February 12, 2010, 10:29:05 PM
LOL, yeah, I've seen someone with two mini thumbs. Like a forked thumb. Played a mean guitar. I guess some people are so used to it that they are comfortable with it. Some people probably got teased (in school) or constantly questioned about it and they keep it for spite or defiance.
There was a girl in high school that according to several boyfriends had two cooters. And of course there was the mid 90's porn phenomenon of guys with two cocks.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: G_Thang on February 13, 2010, 03:58:53 AM
So the tranny wants you to believe.
I've heard from various police officers I know, that they'll go to the local spot where hoes go with the johns. And usually find a male claiming to be straight, either getting sucked off by a guy/tranny, or doing the sucking.
Accounting for some variation in between stories, I'm sure there are men out that that have that fantasy. But I would suspect there is some lying on the trannies, and that percentage is a bit lower. I would make a random guess at 50/50.

There's three sides to every story...yours, mine, and the truth.

hailing from the world south of the good ole usa of north america i can tell u that ur boys when they go south are buying tranny butty...pre and post op but post is preferred.  and these cats aint g@y.  it's like vegas so who the f##k going to know when they get back to the states.  i'm not gay by a mile but i do like to f##k with bay...just for the fun of it.  his life...not mine.  but you all are a bunch of damn fools in your self suburban world if you think my niggahs, billybob from around the block, etc aint doing it.

(http://new.groobybucks.com/thumbnails/1221141379/04.jpg)

people are attracted to looks.  it's bio 101.  he look like a fu#k 10+ girl. if the ball n cock arent there, a gringo is in another country, is going to pay the 150USD.  they aint getting f##k by the tranny, esp the straight ones, doing it to the tranny.  sorry...the stuff happens.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Krankenstein on February 13, 2010, 04:49:03 AM
The only difference between men and women are hormones and genitalia.

The clitoris is an under developed penis and the pussy lips are a ball sac that hasn't fused. Check out your balls, notice the faint line that runs down the middle of the skin. Ovaries are testicles inside the body optimized to produce eggs instead of sperm. Etc..

Try not to think about that next time you go down on a chick. Luckily, a pussy looks nothing like a cock and balls.

Having said that, I wouldn't knowingly hit a tranny as it would be a total sexual turn off. They seems disgusting, dirty, fake and are/once were male. Creepy.


hormones and genitalia is the only difference?  Umm..with your "higher insight into biology", you best go back to biology class.  Ever hear of something called CHROMOSOMES???  Once you got male....you're always male.  You're statement of how a woman develops is due to hormones...its due to genetics.  What genes you have (male or female) will determine what happens in your body.  From the notochord on forward.  For example, females tend to have more pain fibers than men, hormones dont play a role in that.


P.S.  wtf??

good ole usa of north america
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Gino30 on February 13, 2010, 04:52:17 AM
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.

outed BIG TIME.....cock sucker
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 13, 2010, 09:25:16 AM
hailing from the world south of the good ole usa of north america i can tell u that ur boys when they go south are buying tranny butty...pre and post op but post is preferred.  and these cats aint g@y.  it's like vegas so who the f##k going to know when they get back to the states.  i'm not gay by a mile but i do like to f##k with bay...just for the fun of it.  his life...not mine.  but you all are a bunch of damn fools in your self suburban world if you think my niggahs, billybob from around the block, etc aint doing it.

(http://new.groobybucks.com/thumbnails/1221141379/04.jpg)

people are attracted to looks.  it's bio 101.  he look like a fu#k 10+ girl. if the ball n cock arent there, a gringo is in another country, is going to pay the 150USD.  they aint getting f##k by the tranny, esp the straight ones, doing it to the tranny.  sorry...the stuff happens.

Simple question. Have you ever hit a tranny?
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: YoungBlood on February 13, 2010, 10:08:08 AM
but you all are a bunch of damn fools in your self suburban world if you think my niggahs, billybob from around the block, etc aint doing it.

(http://new.groobybucks.com/thumbnails/1221141379/04.jpg)


I think you missed the point of my post. I completely believe they're hitting it. What my diatribe was about, was just saying that I think there is a happy medium between what people say, hence the quote of "three sides to every story."

If you didn't understand that...oh well. :)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 13, 2010, 10:09:46 AM
None is denying dudes hit trannies.

We're hung up on people pretending/denying it's not gay.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Krankenstein on February 13, 2010, 10:28:54 AM
I think you missed the point of my post. I completely believe they're hitting it. What my diatribe was about, was just saying that I think there is a happy medium between what people say, hence the quote of "three sides to every story."

If you didn't understand that...oh well. :)

Your figure of 50/50 is too low as far as trannie lying.  Back in the day, there was a guy coming into the gym who was dating a post op...and we found out some weird shit.  She-males and transvestites LOVE to fool guys that are majorly adamant about how hetero they are.  Once you talk about that...your like a bleeding fish in a shark frenzy.  Its not about sex, its about a challenge.  Most post-ops drop hints or even will come right out and tell you before it gets farther along...dont know if that because they have gone the full route or the psych visits they have been through....who knows.
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Krankenstein on February 13, 2010, 10:30:52 AM
None is denying dudes hit trannies.

We're hung up on people pretending/denying it's not gay.

Hung up?  Hell with that...you fucked a dude....you're gay.  Taping balls up just to fuck the ass?  YOU JUST FUCKED A GUY!!!!  Even after sexual re-assigment...you fucked a guy!!!!

(http://www.cosmeticsurgeonindia.com/images/mtf-pre-2.jpg)
(http://www.cosmeticsurgeonindia.com/images/mtf-post-2.jpg)
(http://www.cosmeticsurgeonindia.com/Tr-sex-postop%20(1).jpg)

(http://www.gaydemon.com/blogs/pictures/2007/12/BuckTranssexualMan.jpg)

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: drkaje on February 13, 2010, 10:37:11 AM
Hung up?  Hell with that...you fucked a dude....you're gay.  Taping balls up just to fuck the ass?  YOU JUST FUCKED A GUY!!!!  Even after sexual re-assigment...you fucked a guy!!!!

You're preaching to the pulpit. :)
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Krankenstein on February 13, 2010, 10:53:35 AM
You're preaching to the pulpit. :)

Amen brotha
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: HTexan on February 13, 2010, 03:26:08 PM
Hung up?  Hell with that...you fucked a dude....you're gay.  Taping balls up just to fuck the ass?  YOU JUST FUCKED A GUY!!!!  Even after sexual re-assigment...you fucked a guy!!!!

(http://www.gaydemon.com/blogs/pictures/2007/12/BuckTranssexualMan.jpg)

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
dude!!!! WTF!!!! dude!!! :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: Parker on February 13, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
dude!!!! WTF!!!! dude!!! :-X :-X :-X :-X
I think Buck Angel was born with his, something to do with his/her chromosomes. But imagine that in a man voice saying "Im sooo wet..." :-X
Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: G_Thang on February 13, 2010, 03:51:57 PM
Hung up?  Hell with that...you fucked a dude....you're gay.  Taping balls up just to fuck the ass?  YOU JUST FUCKED A GUY!!!!  Even after sexual re-assigment...you fucked a guy!!!!

(http://www.cosmeticsurgeonindia.com/images/mtf-pre-2.jpg)
(http://www.cosmeticsurgeonindia.com/images/mtf-post-2.jpg)
(http://www.cosmeticsurgeonindia.com/Tr-sex-postop%20(1).jpg)

(http://www.gaydemon.com/blogs/pictures/2007/12/BuckTranssexualMan.jpg)

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

oh man...this is some nasty sh$t.  no one is banging trannies but NA on vacation.  keep the clothes on.  that's the trick concerning Patricia being a dime piece...just the face and body.  this has to be top 10 nastiest post ever on getbig. 

Title: Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
Post by: G_Thang on February 13, 2010, 04:00:48 PM
Simple question. Have you ever hit a tranny?

no man...i havent done a tranny. you really believe my posts.  look.  i worked non-profit in brasil several yrs back...and hetero guys were buying trannies just like women that look like patricia and sasha.  i dont think ronaldo is g@y, date lima and other models but he was going to bang trannies booty until the tricks figured out who he was and tried to play him for some more money.  in his chase he should have just hired patricia fine a$$ and call it a day.  

(http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/4/ronaldo-tranny.jpg)  



boy or whatever...this has to be tranny perfection.  whatever that is?