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Groom discovers wife has a beard
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:30:03 PM »
Thought it was a good story, keep the religious/racist jokes out

Groom goes to kiss bride - and discovers she is bearded


An Arab ambassador called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be, who had worn a face-covering veil whenever they met, was bearded and cross-eyed, the Gulf News reports.

The envoy had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab, or face-covering veil, the paper said on Wednesday.

After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador attempted to kiss his bride-to-be, upon which he discovered she had facial hair and was cross-eyed, it said.

The ambassador told an Islamic Sharia court in the United Arab Emirates that he was tricked into the marriage as the woman's mother had shown his own mother pictures of her sister instead of her, the report said.

He sued for the contract to be annulled and also demanded the woman pay him 500,000 dirhams ($156,330) for clothes, jewellery and other gifts he had bought for her.

The court annulled the contract but rejected the ambassador's demand for compensation.

The report did not identify the ambassador nor give any further details.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2010, 01:32:19 PM »
men in Pakistan have been known to go to womens only clubs wearing burkas  ;D


which sorta has an awesomeness factor!
carpe` vaginum!

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2010, 01:57:17 PM »
i was positive this was going to be about brown people

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2010, 02:22:20 PM »
forget the bread.  i'd marry patricia if she got rid of the cock n balls (no homo)



bay...what u think?  :o

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2010, 02:24:45 PM »
I'd pimp that bitch out at the circus on principle alone, make a couple dollars on the side.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2010, 02:38:33 PM »
forget the bread.  i'd marry patricia if she got rid of the cock n balls (no homo)



bay...what u think?  :o

Got rid of the cock n' balls?

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2010, 02:39:47 PM »
forget the bread.  i'd marry patricia if she got rid of the cock n balls (no homo)



bay...what u think?  :o

Patricia DEFINATELY have to lose the cock n balls first!
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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2010, 02:51:59 PM »
religion of peace  ::)
follow the arrows

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2010, 03:49:52 PM »
forget the bread.  i'd marry patricia if she got rid of the cock n balls (no homo)



bay...what u think?  :o

I'd fuck that bitch till my dick was raw.
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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2010, 04:21:05 PM »
I'd fuck that bitch till my dick was raw.

Looks manly.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2010, 04:36:37 PM »
I'd fuck that bitch till my dick was raw.
you sure?


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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2010, 04:54:29 PM »

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2010, 08:39:35 PM »
you sure?



you must be g@y.  the point trick is to post the tranny without posting shots of the cock n balls.  that's why i never posts nudes.  



that's one fine a$$ tranny dime piece b###h (no home, no cock n balls).  leave the patricia posting up to me.  i'll leave the derek anthony, bruce peterson and that bald romanian guy  :-X posts for you.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2010, 08:42:41 PM »
It's a man, G-Thang!

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2010, 11:48:01 PM »
It's a man, G-Thang!

what?  it's my tranny.  i found her first so i have exclusive rights to post pics.  :-\

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2010, 05:54:24 AM »
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2010, 06:03:24 AM »
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.

 ???    :-X

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2010, 06:05:58 AM »
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.

That's gay, Mars.

Seriously fucking gay.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2010, 06:13:58 AM »
ok ok only if the dick would be gone and they made a pussy out of it.
seriously the guys who are so opposed to the idea of fucking the perfect tranny do fuck ugly fat bitches for a lifetime long,. the tranny would probably turn down these guys too haha.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2010, 06:19:23 AM »
ok ok only if the dick would be gone and they made a pussy out of it.
seriously the guys who are so opposed to the idea of fucking the perfect tranny do fuck ugly fat bitches for a lifetime long,. the tranny would probably turn down these guys too haha.

Quit while your ahead....dick turned inside out or not....you're still fucking a guy.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2010, 06:23:19 AM »
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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2010, 06:24:22 AM »
yeah agree its still disgusting. but i dont know what id rather fuck, an ugly bitch or a hot tranny.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2010, 06:27:26 AM »
yeah agree its still disgusting. but i dont know what id rather fuck, an ugly bitch or a hot tranny.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2010, 06:34:34 AM »
ok ok only if the dick would be gone and they made a pussy out of it.
seriously the guys who are so opposed to the idea of fucking the perfect tranny do fuck ugly fat bitches for a lifetime long,. the tranny would probably turn down these guys too haha.

Even an ugly bitch is still a bitch.

Trannies are men. Lop off the dick, poke a hole, use the scrotum to make labia and it's still a man.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2010, 07:03:01 AM »