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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #75 on: February 12, 2010, 08:22:16 PM »
doc, you seem to far too obsessed in what other men are sexually attracted to. i still dont get why u care so much about what men do with their schlongs. its most as like you\'re on some crusade to out the gays or shit. bro, be honest and admit that your anger and outrage is because a little part of you is thrilled by hot trannies and you hate yourself for it.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #76 on: February 12, 2010, 08:33:16 PM »
No, it means I have a higher insight into biology, human development and sex differentiation than the average person. Sometimes people are better off with a low IQ and ignorance. I wish I were dumb like most people.

I was talking about appreciating femininity not biology.

TH, no one gives a fuck about gays. You're probably not stupid, just pretending to not get the point. I'll type this real slow just in case: I'm talking about honesty.  :) There's nothing wrong with being gay but lying to oneself or others about it is lame.

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« Reply #77 on: February 12, 2010, 08:47:13 PM »

I was talking about appreciating femininity not biology.


If I tried to calculate how many gallons of cum I've wasted during my life appreciating femininity, the number would probably scare me.

Ok lets see: an average one ejaculation per day from the age of around 13 till 32. What's that, 19 years. Or about 7000 days. Average volume of semen is 5 mls. So thats 35000ml. Or 35 Litres. Which is 9.2 gallons. Fuck. I should be dead.

I hope this information provides useful...

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #78 on: February 12, 2010, 08:50:47 PM »
The only difference between men and women are hormones and genitalia.

The clitoris is an under developed penis and the pussy lips are a ball sac that hasn't fused. Check out your balls, notice the faint line that runs down the middle of the skin. Ovaries are testicles inside the body optimized to produce eggs instead of sperm. Etc..

Try not to think about that next time you go down on a chick. Luckily, a pussy looks nothing like a cock and balls.

Having said that, I wouldn't knowingly hit a tranny as it would be a total sexual turn off. They seems disgusting, dirty, fake and are/once were male. Creepy.
This is what he's getting at. Most would find it creepy to hit a tranny when it did/does have male genetalia. Others, because there is a faint look of feminine features would go ahead. But, there are mosre differences than hormones and genetalia. Women have different bone structure, diff number of ribs, hips different, legs different, softer feature (yes, due to hormones). And women think differently than men do.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #79 on: February 12, 2010, 08:59:49 PM »
You all are some SICK FUKKERS saying you'd even contemplate fucking a Tranny!! Id def fucka Fat Bitch before a Tranny any day!
Do a Tranny = Youre a Fag!!!

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #80 on: February 12, 2010, 09:03:06 PM »
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.
pussy doesnt have a face.  ;D
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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #81 on: February 12, 2010, 09:07:45 PM »
BigBadMotherfuckin'Wolf has spoken.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #82 on: February 12, 2010, 09:09:59 PM »
It always cracks me up when 400 pound dudes like bigbadwolfe make fun of fat chicks.

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« Reply #83 on: February 12, 2010, 09:14:27 PM »
It always cracks me up when 400 pound dudes like bigbadwolfe make fun of fat chicks.
Big bad Wolf has always stated he likes his women "thick".

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #84 on: February 12, 2010, 09:14:54 PM »

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« Reply #85 on: February 12, 2010, 09:16:28 PM »
It always cracks me up when 400 pound dudes like bigbadwolfe make fun of fat chicks.
Maybe polycuntrottenpus hasn't seen the new and improved version of BigBadWolfe?
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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #86 on: February 12, 2010, 09:29:55 PM »
This is what he's getting at. Most would find it creepy to hit a tranny when it did/does have male genetalia. Others, because there is a faint look of feminine features would go ahead. But, there are mosre differences than hormones and genetalia. Women have different bone structure, diff number of ribs, hips different, legs different, softer feature (yes, due to hormones). And women think differently than men do.

Most of what you mention is due to hormones effect on tissues. The rib thing is bullshit.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #87 on: February 12, 2010, 09:48:21 PM »
Most of what you mention is due to hormones effect on tissues. The rib thing is bullshit.
Quite true, thank you for correcting me. Have you ever seen someone with a extra finger? I have, and the chick had a banging body too. We used to tell her to get it cut off. It was a tiny, tiny finger on the side of her hand. We would asked what happens if she gets it caught in her sweater.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #88 on: February 12, 2010, 10:09:33 PM »
Quite true, thank you for correcting me. Have you ever seen someone with a extra finger? I have, and the chick had a banging body too. We used to tell her to get it cut off. It was a tiny, tiny finger on the side of her hand. We would asked what happens if she gets it caught in her sweater.

LOL, yeah, I've seen someone with two mini thumbs. Like a forked thumb. Played a mean guitar. I guess some people are so used to it that they are comfortable with it. Some people probably got teased (in school) or constantly questioned about it and they keep it for spite or defiance.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #89 on: February 12, 2010, 10:29:05 PM »
LOL, yeah, I've seen someone with two mini thumbs. Like a forked thumb. Played a mean guitar. I guess some people are so used to it that they are comfortable with it. Some people probably got teased (in school) or constantly questioned about it and they keep it for spite or defiance.
There was a girl in high school that according to several boyfriends had two cooters. And of course there was the mid 90's porn phenomenon of guys with two cocks.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #90 on: February 13, 2010, 03:58:53 AM »
So the tranny wants you to believe.
I've heard from various police officers I know, that they'll go to the local spot where hoes go with the johns. And usually find a male claiming to be straight, either getting sucked off by a guy/tranny, or doing the sucking.
Accounting for some variation in between stories, I'm sure there are men out that that have that fantasy. But I would suspect there is some lying on the trannies, and that percentage is a bit lower. I would make a random guess at 50/50.

There's three sides to every story...yours, mine, and the truth.

hailing from the world south of the good ole usa of north america i can tell u that ur boys when they go south are buying tranny butty...pre and post op but post is preferred.  and these cats aint g@y.  it's like vegas so who the f##k going to know when they get back to the states.  i'm not gay by a mile but i do like to f##k with bay...just for the fun of it.  his life...not mine.  but you all are a bunch of damn fools in your self suburban world if you think my niggahs, billybob from around the block, etc aint doing it.



people are attracted to looks.  it's bio 101.  he look like a fu#k 10+ girl. if the ball n cock arent there, a gringo is in another country, is going to pay the 150USD.  they aint getting f##k by the tranny, esp the straight ones, doing it to the tranny.  sorry...the stuff happens.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #91 on: February 13, 2010, 04:49:03 AM »
The only difference between men and women are hormones and genitalia.

The clitoris is an under developed penis and the pussy lips are a ball sac that hasn't fused. Check out your balls, notice the faint line that runs down the middle of the skin. Ovaries are testicles inside the body optimized to produce eggs instead of sperm. Etc..

Try not to think about that next time you go down on a chick. Luckily, a pussy looks nothing like a cock and balls.

Having said that, I wouldn't knowingly hit a tranny as it would be a total sexual turn off. They seems disgusting, dirty, fake and are/once were male. Creepy.


hormones and genitalia is the only difference?  Umm..with your "higher insight into biology", you best go back to biology class.  Ever hear of something called CHROMOSOMES???  Once you got male....you're always male.  You're statement of how a woman develops is due to hormones...its due to genetics.  What genes you have (male or female) will determine what happens in your body.  From the notochord on forward.  For example, females tend to have more pain fibers than men, hormones dont play a role in that.


P.S.  wtf??

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #92 on: February 13, 2010, 04:52:17 AM »
i much rather do something like that than fucking an ugly woman, i would tape her dick to her stomach.

outed BIG TIME.....cock sucker

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #93 on: February 13, 2010, 09:25:16 AM »
hailing from the world south of the good ole usa of north america i can tell u that ur boys when they go south are buying tranny butty...pre and post op but post is preferred.  and these cats aint g@y.  it's like vegas so who the f##k going to know when they get back to the states.  i'm not gay by a mile but i do like to f##k with bay...just for the fun of it.  his life...not mine.  but you all are a bunch of damn fools in your self suburban world if you think my niggahs, billybob from around the block, etc aint doing it.



people are attracted to looks.  it's bio 101.  he look like a fu#k 10+ girl. if the ball n cock arent there, a gringo is in another country, is going to pay the 150USD.  they aint getting f##k by the tranny, esp the straight ones, doing it to the tranny.  sorry...the stuff happens.

Simple question. Have you ever hit a tranny?

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #94 on: February 13, 2010, 10:08:08 AM »
but you all are a bunch of damn fools in your self suburban world if you think my niggahs, billybob from around the block, etc aint doing it.




I think you missed the point of my post. I completely believe they're hitting it. What my diatribe was about, was just saying that I think there is a happy medium between what people say, hence the quote of "three sides to every story."

If you didn't understand that...oh well. :)

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #95 on: February 13, 2010, 10:09:46 AM »
None is denying dudes hit trannies.

We're hung up on people pretending/denying it's not gay.

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« Reply #96 on: February 13, 2010, 10:28:54 AM »
I think you missed the point of my post. I completely believe they're hitting it. What my diatribe was about, was just saying that I think there is a happy medium between what people say, hence the quote of "three sides to every story."

If you didn't understand that...oh well. :)

Your figure of 50/50 is too low as far as trannie lying.  Back in the day, there was a guy coming into the gym who was dating a post op...and we found out some weird shit.  She-males and transvestites LOVE to fool guys that are majorly adamant about how hetero they are.  Once you talk about that...your like a bleeding fish in a shark frenzy.  Its not about sex, its about a challenge.  Most post-ops drop hints or even will come right out and tell you before it gets farther along...dont know if that because they have gone the full route or the psych visits they have been through....who knows.

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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #97 on: February 13, 2010, 10:30:52 AM »
None is denying dudes hit trannies.

We're hung up on people pretending/denying it's not gay.

Hung up?  Hell with that...you fucked a dude....you're gay.  Taping balls up just to fuck the ass?  YOU JUST FUCKED A GUY!!!!  Even after sexual re-assigment...you fucked a guy!!!!







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Re: Groom discovers wife has a beard
« Reply #98 on: February 13, 2010, 10:37:11 AM »
Hung up?  Hell with that...you fucked a dude....you're gay.  Taping balls up just to fuck the ass?  YOU JUST FUCKED A GUY!!!!  Even after sexual re-assigment...you fucked a guy!!!!

You're preaching to the pulpit. :)

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« Reply #99 on: February 13, 2010, 10:53:35 AM »
You're preaching to the pulpit. :)

Amen brotha