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Wtf is she smiling at me for? I'm way too good looking for her. Aren't I? ???
I hate the supermarket.
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Wtf is she smiling at me for? I'm way too good looking for her. Aren't I? ???
I hate the supermarket.
was pineapple on special
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Wtf is she smiling at me for? I'm way too good looking for her. Aren't I? ???
I hate the supermarket.
Maybe you're really in her league. :)
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should have offered to touch her melons..say u were trying to pick some ripe cantelopes and needed good test model.
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Maybe you're really in her league. :)
Oh God!!!
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should have offered to touch her melons..say u were trying to pick some ripe cantelopes and needed good test model.
No seriously how dare she! Some people have way too elevated an opinion of themselves!
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Wtf is she smiling at me for? I'm way too good looking for her. Aren't I? ???
I sorta agree but I'll take the compliment nonetheless. Can't blame a bitch for being ambitious.
My fave is teenage daughter, out with mom. I love it when mom catches the exchange and looks at you with disgust , as if there is something wrong with you smiling and leering at her teenage daughter...
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I sorta agree but I'll take the compliment nonetheless. Can't blame a bitch for being ambitious.
My fave is teenage daughter, out with mom. I love it when mom catches the exchange and looks at you with disgust , as if there is something wrong with you smiling and leering at her teenage daughter...
Really, the mother should be happy in knowing that her daughter is attractive enough to warrant your attention. Pretty good indication that ugly woman issues won't be a worry for her.
The only explanation is jealousy. You can try to mollify the hag with a split leer tho, 60-40 or 70-30.
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I'd take it as a compliment. However, if it keeps happening, then I'd start to worry. ??? Maybe you were doing something unconsciously to elicit a response from an ugly woman. ;D
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I'd take it as a compliment. However, if it keeps happening, then I'd start to worry. ??? Maybe you were doing something unconsciously to elicit a response from an ugly woman. ;D
That is a terrifying thought. What am I gonna do?
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That is a terrifying thought. What am I gonna do?
fart as you walk by every ugly woman you see
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That is a terrifying thought. What am I gonna do?
You watch Seinfeld? Well, in one episode Kramer was afflicted with the "Kavorka" which is the lure of the animal. All females are drawn to him. Maybe you have the "Kavorka" but its with only ugly chicks ??? The priest told Kramer to bathe in vinegar, garlic and onions.
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You watch Seinfeld? Well, in one episode Kramer was afflicted with the "Kavorka" which is the lure of the animal. All females are drawn to him. Maybe you have the "Kavorka" but its with only ugly chicks ??? The priest told Kramer to bathe in vinegar, garlic and onions.
im still gonna have to go with farting in this situation
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Or pick your nose.
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fart as you walk by every ugly woman you see
I damn near shit myself. Vile sub-creature. Someone is going to have to put a stop to this.
Maybe you have the "Kavorka" but its with only ugly chicks ???
But I don't wanna have the Kavorka with ugly chicks! :'(
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But I don't wanna have the Kavorka with ugly chicks! :'(
shitty deal bro
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Don't worry Tapeworm, I once had a fat chick approach me in a bar, and I'm not even fat!! I told her that I was dating someone already, even though I was single. :-X
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Old boys like you shouldn't be picky..........take what you can get, gramps.
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Old boys like you shouldn't be picky..........take what you can get, gramps.
boom
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shitty deal bro
This sucks! >:(
Don't worry Tapeworm, I once had a fat chick approach me in a bar, and I'm not even fat!! I told her that I was dating someone already, even though I was single. :-X
She just had too much liquid courage so at least you've got an explanation. Me? I'm just putting some butter in my basket, I look up, and WHAM. *Shudder*
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This sucks! >:(
ill lay with a thousand virgins as a sign of my hope that you will beat the ugly girl kavorka funk
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Old boys like you shouldn't be picky..........take what you can get, gramps.
WHAT! YOU EGG!
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do your grocery shopping online.
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This sucks! >:(
She just had too much liquid courage so at least you've got an explanation. Me? I'm just putting some butter in my basket, I look up, and WHAM. *Shudder*
Did she have big tits at least? If so, a tit fuck might have been in order. Just close your eyes.
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I'm just putting some butter in my basket, I look up, and WHAM. *Shudder*
You should've said then and there, "That reminds me - do you know which aisle the paper bags are on?"
That would make her stop doing this monstrosity to other innocent, unsuspecting guys in the future.
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You should've said then and there, "That reminds me - do you know which aisle the paper bags are on?"
That would make her stop doing this monstrosity to other innocent, unsuspecting guys in the future.
harsh but fair old friend
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harsh but fair old friend
Look at what she's done to Tapeworm and tell me she deserves less.
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Look at what she's done to Tapeworm and tell me she deserves less.
agreed
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do your grocery shopping online.
'Nonserviced area' :-\
Did she have big tits at least? If so, a tit fuck might have been in order. Just close your eyes.
Yes but this was non-negociable ugly and at least 10 years older than me.
You should've said then and there, "That reminds me - do you know which aisle the paper bags are on?"
That would make her stop doing this monstrosity to other innocent, unsuspecting guys in the future.
Saved in back pocket notepad. Bless you, kind sir!
Woe is me.
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KAVORKA
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Wtf is she smiling at me for? I'm way too good looking for her. Aren't I? ???
I hate the supermarket.
just because she's fat dont mean she dont got good taste relax man ;)
fat, ugly women can tell who's handsome just as easy as skinny women can
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this has happened to me before. i definitely get some self doubt lord tapeworm. it is natural.
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I agree with tapeworm, as long as he vows not to smile at women that are out of his league.
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I agree with tapeworm, as long as he vows not to smile at women that are out of his league.
then who would he smile at poor tapeworm :(
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That is a terrifying thought. What am I gonna do?
Fu ck her then run
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then who would he smile at poor tapeworm :(
Indeed, I hope this makes him question the sanity of his self-imposed grievance.
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First check for nice tits and ass if so "bag her" meaning put a bag over her head fuck her while imagineing she is Alexis Texas.
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A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your girl?" "Fuck off, no you can't smell my girl!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".
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Wtf is she smiling at me for? I'm way too good looking for her. Aren't I? ???
I hate the supermarket.
Maybe you've over-estimated your looks all this time.......perhaps you are her 'equal'
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Maybe you've over-estimated your looks all this time.......perhaps you are her 'equal'
Wanda The Ugly Woman from In Living Color and Sheneyney from Martin were always looking (crossed eyed) at "handsome" men. Notorious BIG who looked like a black Bullfrog was always looking (crossed) at fine women.
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Wtf is she smiling at me for? I'm way too good looking for her. Aren't I? ???
I hate the supermarket.
All I think is: "Wow, how delusional is that bitch to think she'd have a chance?? But at least she got balls."
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But at least she got balls."
The type of woman wiggs likes :D
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wiggs likes the lollipops
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I sorta agree but I'll take the compliment nonetheless. Can't blame a bitch for being ambitious.
My fave is teenage daughter, out with mom. I love it when mom catches the exchange and looks at you with disgust , as if there is something wrong with you smiling and leering at her teenage daughter...
Lol thats is so fucking funny ;D
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Wtf is she smiling at me for? I'm way too good looking for her. Aren't I? ???
I hate the supermarket.
dood the fact that ya cant just be nice and smile back screams self esteem issues :-\
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Maybe you're really in her league. :)
:D
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i got told earlier this week by a cute female co-worker , "every time i see you your smiling" ;D
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i got told earlier this week by a cute female co-worker , "every time i see you your smiling" ;D
the laws of attraction
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dood the fact that ya cant just be nice and smile back screams self esteem issues :-\
some say that's being nice, i say it's giving them the wrong idea and false hope
don't smile at a stranger unless you are actually interested in getting to know them
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dood the fact that ya cant just be nice and smile back screams self esteem issues :-\
There wouldn't be any issues if someone had taken the time to boundary train this Medusan menace to propriety.
Now I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I've always been the cool headed one when all about me are losing theirs. It's the sort of thing that you occasionally hear reported by a soldier during the extreme duress of battle, a sort of inner peace and certainty. So it was that despite the gripping terror which would have incapacitated a lesser man, I was able to muster a look of wan cordiality and propell myself from the dairy aisle.