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Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« on: February 12, 2010, 09:21:59 PM »
Wtf is she smiling at me for?  I'm way too good looking for her.  Aren't I?  ???

I hate the supermarket.
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2010, 09:23:00 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 12, 2010, 09:21:59 PM
Wtf is she smiling at me for?  I'm way too good looking for her.  Aren't I?  ???

I hate the supermarket.
was pineapple on special
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2010, 09:25:49 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 12, 2010, 09:21:59 PM
Wtf is she smiling at me for?  I'm way too good looking for her.  Aren't I?  ???

I hate the supermarket.

Maybe you're really in her league. :)
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2010, 09:27:11 PM »
should have offered to touch her melons..say u were trying to pick some ripe cantelopes and needed good test model.
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 09:27:41 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on February 12, 2010, 09:25:49 PM
Maybe you're really in her league. :)

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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 09:29:52 PM »
Quote from: njflex on February 12, 2010, 09:27:11 PM
should have offered to touch her melons..say u were trying to pick some ripe cantelopes and needed good test model.

No seriously how dare she!  Some people have way too elevated an opinion of themselves!
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2010, 09:30:06 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 12, 2010, 09:21:59 PM
Wtf is she smiling at me for?  I'm way too good looking for her.  Aren't I?  ???



I sorta agree but I'll take the compliment nonetheless. Can't blame a bitch for being ambitious.

 My fave is teenage daughter, out with mom. I love it when mom catches the exchange and looks at you with disgust , as if there is something wrong with you smiling and leering at her teenage daughter...
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2010, 09:37:13 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on February 12, 2010, 09:30:06 PM
I sorta agree but I'll take the compliment nonetheless. Can't blame a bitch for being ambitious.

 My fave is teenage daughter, out with mom. I love it when mom catches the exchange and looks at you with disgust , as if there is something wrong with you smiling and leering at her teenage daughter...

Really, the mother should be happy in knowing that her daughter is attractive enough to warrant your attention.  Pretty good indication that ugly woman issues won't be a worry for her.

The only explanation is jealousy.  You can try to mollify the hag with a split leer tho, 60-40 or 70-30.
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2010, 09:40:22 PM »
I'd take it as a compliment. However, if it keeps happening, then I'd start to worry.  ??? Maybe you were doing something unconsciously to elicit a response from an ugly woman.  ;D
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2010, 09:52:48 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on February 12, 2010, 09:40:22 PM
I'd take it as a compliment. However, if it keeps happening, then I'd start to worry.  ??? Maybe you were doing something unconsciously to elicit a response from an ugly woman.  ;D

That is a terrifying thought.  What am I gonna do?
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2010, 09:53:31 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 12, 2010, 09:52:48 PM
That is a terrifying thought.  What am I gonna do?
fart as you walk by every ugly woman you see
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2010, 09:58:39 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 12, 2010, 09:52:48 PM
That is a terrifying thought.  What am I gonna do?

You watch Seinfeld? Well, in one episode Kramer was afflicted with the "Kavorka" which is the lure of the animal. All females are drawn to him. Maybe you have the "Kavorka" but its with only ugly chicks  ??? The priest told Kramer to bathe in vinegar, garlic and onions.

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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2010, 10:00:34 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on February 12, 2010, 09:58:39 PM
You watch Seinfeld? Well, in one episode Kramer was afflicted with the "Kavorka" which is the lure of the animal. All females are drawn to him. Maybe you have the "Kavorka" but its with only ugly chicks  ??? The priest told Kramer to bathe in vinegar, garlic and onions.


im still gonna have to go with farting in this situation
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2010, 10:02:33 PM »
Or pick your nose.
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2010, 10:03:00 PM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 12, 2010, 09:53:31 PM
fart as you walk by every ugly woman you see

I damn near shit myself.  Vile sub-creature.  Someone is going to have to put a stop to this.


Quote from: SF1900 on February 12, 2010, 09:58:39 PM
Maybe you have the "Kavorka" but its with only ugly chicks  ???

But I don't wanna have the Kavorka with ugly chicks!  :'(
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 12, 2010, 10:03:00 PM



But I don't wanna have the Kavorka with ugly chicks!  :'(
shitty deal bro
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2010, 10:04:36 PM »
Don't worry Tapeworm, I once had a fat chick approach me in a bar, and I'm not even fat!! I told her that I was dating someone already, even though I was single.  :-X
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2010, 10:05:47 PM »
Old boys like you shouldn't be picky..........take what you can get, gramps.
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2010, 10:06:29 PM »
Quote from: webcake on February 12, 2010, 10:05:47 PM
Old boys like you shouldn't be picky..........take what you can get, gramps.
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2010, 10:10:56 PM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
shitty deal bro

This sucks!  >:(

Quote from: SF1900 on February 12, 2010, 10:04:36 PM
Don't worry Tapeworm, I once had a fat chick approach me in a bar, and I'm not even fat!! I told her that I was dating someone already, even though I was single.  :-X

She just had too much liquid courage so at least you've got an explanation.  Me?  I'm just putting some butter in my basket, I look up, and WHAM.  *Shudder*
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2010, 10:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 12, 2010, 10:10:56 PM
This sucks!  >:(


ill lay with a thousand virgins as a sign of my hope that you will beat the ugly girl kavorka funk
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2010, 10:12:29 PM »
Quote from: webcake on February 12, 2010, 10:05:47 PM
Old boys like you shouldn't be picky..........take what you can get, gramps.

WHAT!  YOU EGG!
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2010, 10:13:06 PM »
do your grocery shopping online.
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2010, 10:13:57 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 12, 2010, 10:10:56 PM
This sucks!  >:(

She just had too much liquid courage so at least you've got an explanation.  Me?  I'm just putting some butter in my basket, I look up, and WHAM.  *Shudder*

Did she have big tits at least? If so, a tit fuck might have been in order. Just close your eyes.
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Re: Do you get plagued by self doubt when an ugly woman smiles at you?
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2010, 10:15:05 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 12, 2010, 10:10:56 PM
I'm just putting some butter in my basket, I look up, and WHAM.  *Shudder*

You should've said then and there, "That reminds me - do you know which aisle the paper bags are on?"

That would make her stop doing this monstrosity to other innocent, unsuspecting guys in the future.
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