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Title: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 12, 2010, 09:36:46 PM
This is what happens...he has get camo paint. he ruined it :'(
http://forum.gtspirit.com/458-afghanistan-t15179.html?s=b7f2e9a33d30323aa0383085ecf86cee&p=122434 (http://forum.gtspirit.com/458-afghanistan-t15179.html?s=b7f2e9a33d30323aa0383085ecf86cee&p=122434)
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: MB_722 on February 12, 2010, 09:45:58 PM
yea I agree it looks nasty ... there is potential in it . If someone could find the right camo pattern it could look good.

I'm not a fan of the new Ferrari models in rosso red.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: SF1900 on February 12, 2010, 09:46:12 PM
Still love the Ferrari F50.

(http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1024x768/2008/Auto_Ferrari_F_50_Ferrari_F_50_004966_.jpg)
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 12, 2010, 09:50:25 PM
yea I agree it looks nasty ... there is potential in it . If someone could find the right camo pattern it could look good.

I'm not a fan of the new Ferrari models in rosso red.
Yeah, but this is a wrap, i believe... I like the 458 in red, but looks truly sick in black

yeah, I like the F50 as well, especially the GT1 version, because it didn't have that wing, but a racing wing on the back and roof was fixed. 
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: powerpack on February 12, 2010, 10:06:26 PM
Ha ha  ;D
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 12, 2010, 10:08:52 PM
On one episode of "Are you smarter than a fifth grader", there was contestant that said he would get a Lambo with camo on it. Jeff Foxworthy said something like, "There is no you might be a redneck, you are a redneck!
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: MB_722 on February 12, 2010, 10:27:33 PM
Yeah, but this is a wrap, i believe

Yea it is.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 12, 2010, 10:27:53 PM
This is what happens...he has get camo paint. he ruined it :'(
http://forum.gtspirit.com/458-afghanistan-t15179.html?s=b7f2e9a33d30323aa0383085ecf86cee&p=122434 (http://forum.gtspirit.com/458-afghanistan-t15179.html?s=b7f2e9a33d30323aa0383085ecf86cee&p=122434)


I'm no redneck but that's cool as f**k!!
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: marty31672 on February 12, 2010, 10:29:21 PM
I'm no redneck but that's cool as f**k!!

JME are you a guido? no disrespect just wondering..
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 12, 2010, 10:32:44 PM
Yea it is.
So he doesn't ruin the value of the Ferrari. Like people who do vinyl wraps to make it look like Carbonfiber, which I think is stupid, because you've made the car heavier. Actual carbonfiber bodywork reduces the weight of the car.   
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 12, 2010, 10:37:31 PM
My neighbor fires this up and rocks the neighborhood every weekend.....



(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/ferrari-enzo-doors-open.jpg)
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: brooklynbruiser on February 12, 2010, 10:59:37 PM
I like it.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: bigdumbbell on February 13, 2010, 01:39:18 AM
Still love the Ferrari F50.

(http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1024x768/2008/Auto_Ferrari_F_50_Ferrari_F_50_004966_.jpg)
a friend has one in black...he's a collector
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: HDPhysiques on February 13, 2010, 01:54:18 AM
Best Ferrari ever = Testarossa, specifically 87-89 or so.

The F40 and F50 - also kick ass.
Enzo - also kick ass.

Most others I could take or leave.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: noworries on February 13, 2010, 01:57:55 AM
Best Ferrari ever = Testarossa, specifically 87-89 or so.

The F40 and F50 - also kick ass.
Enzo - also kick ass.

Most others I could take or leave.

My uncle Bernie had the second Testarossa sold in CA.  From what I heard the first one sold was to Marcus Allen.  He was going to get a Countach but didn't like the idea of having to back up with the door open.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 13, 2010, 02:03:02 AM
a friend has one in black...he's a collector
The Black F50's are sick!!! But what is telling is that the F50 is the F40's bitch. It is no faster nor does it really have a higher top speed. This was confirmed. When it first came out Ferrari forbade anybody to test it outright. When Road and Track contacted owners, they said the Ferrari brass told them if they let them test it, then they would deny perks---seeing the Ferrari facility, getting first dibbs on upcoming Ferraris, etc. One of Bill Gates' friends had the first customer F50s and he allowed Road and track to test it.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: HDPhysiques on February 13, 2010, 02:13:24 AM
My uncle Bernie had the second Testarossa sold in CA.  From what I heard the first one sold was to Marcus Allen.  He was going to get a Countach but didn't like the idea of having to back up with the door open.

Testarossa's were "classy", yet still have that aggressive edgy Ferarri styling.  Only problem is their maintenance was/is a total bitch.  One of the least reliable cars they ever made.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: bigdumbbell on February 13, 2010, 02:46:01 AM
The Black F50's are sick!!! But what is telling is that the F50 is the F40's bitch. It is no faster nor does it really have a higher top speed. This was confirmed. When it first came out Ferrari forbade anybody to test it outright. When Road and Track contacted owners, they said the Ferrari brass told them if they let them test it, then they would deny perks---seeing the Ferrari facility, getting first dibbs on upcoming Ferraris, etc. One of Bill Gates' friends had the first customer F50s and he allowed Road and track to test it.
it is sick   lol   every car he has is black but his girlfriend is white   lol
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 13, 2010, 02:50:23 AM
it is sick   lol   every car he has is black but his girlfriend is white   lol
That would be me if I had the loot. All cars would be black, except for my current car, which i will probably keep forever. Its white.

Black F50s, F40s, and a gaggle more Ferraris, Bentleys, Porsche, etc. There maybe a spec of blue and browns, or a yellow Aston Martin AMV8
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: spinnis on February 13, 2010, 03:09:07 AM
I think it looks pretty awesome lol
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: APE907 on February 13, 2010, 04:10:45 AM
Testarossa's were "classy", yet still have that aggressive edgy Ferarri styling.  Only problem is their maintenance was/is a total bitch.  One of the least reliable cars they ever made.

The high maintenance costs are pretty much standard with Ferrari's whole line up....not just specific models.  The cost of ownership does not end with the purchase price....the cost of ownership is quite steep.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 13, 2010, 04:15:40 AM
The high maintenance costs are pretty much standard with Ferrari's whole line up....not just specific models.  The cost of ownership does not end with the purchase price....the cost of ownership is quite steep.
Which is why many owners try and sell the car right before a big overhaul or maintenance.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: bigdumbbell on February 13, 2010, 04:26:49 AM
The high maintenance costs are pretty much standard with Ferrari's whole line up....not just specific models.  The cost of ownership does not end with the purchase price....the cost of ownership is quite steep.
dont forget the enclosed carrier and tractor to haul em around in.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 13, 2010, 04:37:22 AM
I drive a white Renault Kangoo
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: bigdumbbell on February 13, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
I drive a white Renault Kangoo
is that like a Yugo?
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: APE907 on February 13, 2010, 04:55:21 AM
The high maintenance costs are pretty much standard with Ferrari's whole line up....not just specific models.  The cost of ownership does not end with the purchase price....the cost of ownership is quite steep.

Exactly - I had a buddy who picked up an older "Magnum PI" style 308 a few years ago.....he thought he got an amazing deal until he found out what the scheduled maintenance bill was going to be.  F*cking ridiculous waste of money for a car that basically can't even hang with budget performance cars of the modern era....guess it is still a "Ferrari" though. 
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: SaltShaker on February 13, 2010, 05:07:25 AM
This is what happens...he has get camo paint. he ruined it :'(
http://forum.gtspirit.com/458-afghanistan-t15179.html?s=b7f2e9a33d30323aa0383085ecf86cee&p=122434 (http://forum.gtspirit.com/458-afghanistan-t15179.html?s=b7f2e9a33d30323aa0383085ecf86cee&p=122434)

Just out of curiosity, other than you being a soldier in Iraq or Afghanestan, name me one thing that will look "good" in camo ???
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: spinnis on February 13, 2010, 05:15:41 AM
Just out of curiosity, other than you being a soldier in Iraq or Afghanestan, name me one thing that will look "good" in camo ???

shorts
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Krankenstein on February 13, 2010, 05:26:57 AM
Just out of curiosity, other than you being a soldier in Iraq or Afghanestan, name me one thing that will look "good" in camo ???

(http://www.girlsincamo.com/bikinis/bikini1.jpg)
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: SaltShaker on February 13, 2010, 05:31:17 AM
(http://www.girlsincamo.com/bikinis/bikini1.jpg)
SHE is hot, not the camo lingerine...
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 13, 2010, 05:37:29 AM
Just out of curiosity, other than you being a soldier in Iraq or Afghanestan, name me one thing that will look "good" in camo ???

OHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

(http://www.cheapsalesconsulting.com/files/t_52745.jpg)
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 13, 2010, 05:44:14 AM
I drive a white Renault Kangoo
:D


u are such a loser

 :-\(http://www.autokkazie.be/photos/big/6592-00154853-01.jpg)
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 13, 2010, 01:11:14 PM
This is what happens...he has get camo paint. he ruined it :'(
http://forum.gtspirit.com/458-afghanistan-t15179.html?s=b7f2e9a33d30323aa0383085ecf86cee&p=122434 (http://forum.gtspirit.com/458-afghanistan-t15179.html?s=b7f2e9a33d30323aa0383085ecf86cee&p=122434)


Not sure it's real might be a photoshop because it doesn't go on sale until the summer . what a replacement for the F430 , Ferrari stood with a naturally aspirated V8 557HP@9000 !! that's insane !! 125 hp per liter that's a record .

Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on February 13, 2010, 01:27:05 PM
I drive a white Renault Kangoo
The first car I bought back in 1990 was an 80-something Renault Alliance

(http://i27.tinypic.com/6h5hcy.jpg)
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 13, 2010, 01:34:47 PM
The first car I bought back in 1990 was an 80-something Renault Alliance

(http://i27.tinypic.com/6h5hcy.jpg)

HAhahahahaha what a piece of shit those cars were lol the old saying applies " Don't ever buy a French car , unless you live in France. " a good friend had one nothing but headaches would have been better off with a Peugot 505
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on February 13, 2010, 01:36:30 PM
HAhahahahaha what a piece of shit those cars were lol the old saying applies " Don't ever buy a French car , unless you live in France. " a good friend had one nothing but headaches would have been better off with a Peugot 505
YES - I BOUGHT IT USED TOO. IT SUCKED ROYALLY. EVENTUALLY IT ENDED UP IN THE JUNK YARD
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 13, 2010, 01:38:25 PM
HAhahahahaha what a piece of shit those cars were lol the old saying applies " Don't ever buy a French car , unless you live in France. " a good friend had one nothing but headaches would have been better off with a Peugot 505
Renault Alliance = a VCR on wheels.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on February 13, 2010, 01:42:52 PM
Renault Alliance = a VCR on wheels.
BETA TAPE ON TOP OF THAT
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 13, 2010, 01:43:23 PM
YES - I BOUGHT IT USED TOO. IT SUCKED ROYALLY. EVENTUALLY IT ENDED UP IN THE JUNK YARD

hahahahaha I think that's where they all are.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 13, 2010, 02:32:08 PM
Exactly - I had a buddy who picked up an older "Magnum PI" style 308 a few years ago.....he thought he got an amazing deal until he found out what the scheduled maintenance bill was going to be.  F*cking ridiculous waste of money for a car that basically can't even hang with budget performance cars of the modern era....guess it is still a "Ferrari" though. 
I had a analogy that I stated here. It's typically when you see hot women with average or ugly dudes, typically both parties are in their 30's.

You know the guy who gets a Ferrari and drives it into the ground and sells it? Then the next guy who has it says, "well it's a Ferrari." well that's what happens, a lot of these women get a ton of miles put on them, and then marry the nice guy, who has to fix the problems and deal with the baggage. Because, "well she's hot."
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 13, 2010, 02:41:48 PM
I had a analogy that I stated here. It's typically when you see hot women with average or ugly dudes, typically both parties are in their 30's.

You know the guy who gets a Ferrari and drives it into the ground and sells it? Then the next guy who has it says, "well it's a Ferrari." well that's what happens, a lot of these women get a ton of miles put on them, and then marry the nice guy, who has to fix the problems and deal with the baggage. Because, "well she's hot."
Hoes will leave you broke and with no car.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 13, 2010, 02:46:39 PM
Hoes will leave you broke and with no car.
That's why you put that ho in 6th gear and cruise, then drop her.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 13, 2010, 02:51:49 PM
Hats why you put that ho in 6th gear and cruise, then drop her.
nice ;D
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Krankenstein on February 13, 2010, 03:13:51 PM
SHE is hot, not the camo lingerine...

Did you or did you not say "name me one thing that looks good in camo".  So, ask and ye shall receive!
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: James Blunt on February 13, 2010, 03:26:02 PM
I had a analogy that I stated here. It's typically when you see hot women with average or ugly dudes, typically both parties are in their 30's.

You know the guy who gets a Ferrari and drives it into the ground and sells it? Then the next guy who has it says, "well it's a Ferrari." well that's what happens, a lot of these women get a ton of miles put on them, and then marry the nice guy, who has to fix the problems and deal with the baggage. Because, "well she's hot."
Good analogy there. So true in many cases.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 13, 2010, 03:40:50 PM
Good analogy there. So true in many cases.
I actually came up with one time, when a co-worker showed me a pic in a newspaper about a couple getting married. She was a hot as hell blonde, who was a 27 yr old school teacher. He was fat teller at a bank. He had the typical goatee-- to add definition to his face. My co-worker, said how did he get her, it must be the sex. I said, "No, chances are she is so desperate to get married, that she said yes to him, she loves the idea of getting married, not marriage itself. Plus as a teacher in Montgomery Co, md, you make twice as much than a bank teller. She also probably has been run thru by playas, and he wants to play hubby...and she will continue to play the field."
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: G_Thang on February 13, 2010, 03:43:32 PM
I had a analogy that I stated here. It's typically when you see hot women with average or ugly dudes, typically both parties are in their 30's.

You know the guy who gets a Ferrari and drives it into the ground and sells it? Then the next guy who has it says, "well it's a Ferrari." well that's what happens, a lot of these women get a ton of miles put on them, and then marry the nice guy, who has to fix the problems and deal with the baggage. Because, "well she's hot."


hey parker...based on this...athletes...given most are butt ugly and pay for their wives...have the highest mileage women...not the nice guy.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: MusselFreek on February 13, 2010, 03:59:08 PM
Just out of curiosity, other than you being a soldier in Iraq or Afghanestan, name me one thing that will look "good" in camo ???
HUMMER
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Parker on February 13, 2010, 04:01:06 PM

hey parker...based on this...athletes...given most are butt ugly and pay for their wives...have the highest mileage women...not the nice guy.
They have the loot. Which attracts the sharks. Many of the women, have made it their lifelong mission to get with a baller, just ask Big Mal about Melyssa Ford. So sleeping with tons of dudes, trying to get pregnant by ballers, by using Turkey Basters (which they carry in their purses when going to the clubs)
 http://www.fertilityplus.org/faq/homeinsem.html (http://www.fertilityplus.org/faq/homeinsem.html)
or fishing condoms out of bathroom trashcans, or saving the cum from off their backs or stomachs or faces, they are soo willing.
I know of one chick who had it down pat where this one guy gets his gas. She met him there, by "accident", now she is living in a million dollar condo.
Again it seems like the ball players are the nice guys, the women just have more tricks up their sleeves.

Here is the question, is this done out of women's need for security, or for greed, or both?
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 13, 2010, 04:05:28 PM
They have the loot. Which attracts the sharks. Many of the women, have made it their lifelong mission to get with a baller, just ask Big Mal about Melyssa Ford. So sleeping with tons of dudes, trying to get pregnant by ballers, by using Turkey Basters (which they carry in their purses when going to the clubs)
 http://www.fertilityplus.org/faq/homeinsem.html (http://www.fertilityplus.org/faq/homeinsem.html)
or fishing condoms out of bathroom trashcans, or saving the cum from off their backs or stomachs or faces, they are soo willing.
I know of one chick who had it down pat where this one guy gets his gas. She met him there, by "accident", now she is living in a million dollar condo.
Again it seems like the ball players are the nice guys, the women just have more tricks up their sleeves.

Here is the question, is this done out of women's need for security, or for greed, or both?
The statement below your avatar says it all bro.
Title: Re: What happens when a Redneck gets a Ferrari?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 13, 2010, 04:08:51 PM
They have the loot. Which attracts the sharks. Many of the women, have made it their lifelong mission to get with a baller, just ask Big Mal about Melyssa Ford. So sleeping with tons of dudes, trying to get pregnant by ballers, by using Turkey Basters (which they carry in their purses when going to the clubs)
 http://www.fertilityplus.org/faq/homeinsem.html (http://www.fertilityplus.org/faq/homeinsem.html)
or fishing condoms out of bathroom trashcans, or saving the cum from off their backs or stomachs or faces, they are soo willing.
I know of one chick who had it down pat where this one guy gets his gas. She met him there, by "accident", now she is living in a million dollar condo.
Again it seems like the ball players are the nice guys, the women just have more tricks up their sleeves.

Here is the question, is this done out of women's need for security, or for greed, or both?

Just as Chris Rock. He banged this super-hot white chick next thing you know she's sending pictures of his ' baby ' the trick got pregnant from another brother just to scam him for money , you're right these tricks will go to very elaborate lengths to get paid