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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: disturbia on February 28, 2010, 05:07:22 PM
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So yayaya I used to look good back in the day all lean and shit. But now I am the worlds most miserable human and hate everyone. So instead of putting an effort into leaning out, I'm gonna do this cause I dont care. So Im gonna start shovelling 450-500 grams of protein down a day, stick to my usual power movements and go up to 300 pounds. I'm 278 now so meh fuk it.
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go for 340 or Bust
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I'm going the other direction. I'm going to get cut up and lean and shave myself completely, put on a thong and pose to romantic music for other men to judge me.
Fuck that. ::)
I'll go to 300 with you! :D
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So, I guess you did'nt win the lotto? You'd probably get better "results" if you used carbs and fats instead. Either way, I'm pulling for you champ. Once you reach the 300lb club, promise us all you'll do a new Animal Pak advertisement! ;D
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I'm going the other direction. I'm going to get cut up and lean and shave myself completely, put on a thong and pose to romantic music for other men to judge me.
Fuck that. ::)
I'll go to 300 with you! :D
how far u got to go?
wanna race?
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I'm going the other direction. I'm going to get cut up and lean and shave myself completely, put on a thong and pose to romantic music for other men to judge me.
the first part made me smile from ear to ear
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how far u got to go?
wanna race?
Last time I weighed at 274, two weeks ago.
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offseason, clearly offseason
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the first part made me smile from ear to ear
haha ;D
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So, I guess you did'nt win the lotto? You'd probably get better "results" if you used carbs and fats instead. Either way, I'm pulling for you champ. Once you reach the 300lb club, promise us all you'll do a new Animal Pak advertisement! ;D
I'll do it with a farmers tan and a thong
I am not doing it easy way, carbs and fats, Im going to eat ungodly amounts of protein, fun that way
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I just like to wear
posing trunks thongs around the house for no apparent reason. I don't even compete. I like the wedgie feel.
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Sounds familiar.
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oh I forgot -- chuck about 600mg of test into that equation a week
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I'll do it with a farmers tan and a thong
I am not doing it easy way, carbs and fats, Im going to eat ungodly amounts of protein, fun that way
haha! Like Big Bubba down at the bar-b-que Pit! You're gonna have to time manage your shitz breaks. :o
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Sounds familiar.
that was a funny episode , lol ^^^
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Last time I weighed at 274, two weeks ago.
42" waist
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42" waist
oh look whos here, the "monster" who doesnt have any pictures ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
you're huge ::) ::) ::) ::)
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oh look whos here, the "monster" who doesnt have any pictures ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
you're huge ::) ::) ::) ::)
Calm down Josh you are sounding manic.
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42" waist
LOL, look, it's the guy with pro bber body and no pics! :D
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Calm down Josh you are sounding manic.
and as usual you are sounding like the biggest loser on this board
so I'll take manic over that
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I think this MJK guy is gunning for biggest douche......so far so good
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I think this MJK guy is gunning for biggest douche......so far so good
I failed at going lean Groink (cause I like to eat) so I'm goin the otehr way--lol
and yeah this guy has taken the title of biggest tool on getbig in a landslide
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I failed at going lean Groink (cause I like to eat) so I'm goin the otehr way--lol
and yeah this guy has taken the title of biggest tool on getbig in a landslide
Then be REALLY fucking big...300 lbs of certified insanity (with the papers to prove it :D)
I'm into week 2 of my diet...256 lbs and looking real good
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Then be REALLY fucking big...300 lbs of certified insanity (with the papers to prove it :D)
I'm into week 2 of my diet...256 lbs and looking real good
well I have the papers covered,...just need the 300 on the scale
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Does this qualify as the first "goal" you've had in a while Josh?
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Good luck! I hear ya on that lovin' to eat. I consider myself a perma-bulker :D Yeah, I admit it. Who has time for dieting ??? Not me.
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oh I forgot -- chuck about 600mg of test into that equation a week
Test will help you raise your aggression levels ;D
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Test will help you raise your aggression levels ;D
Do you think that's something that should be encouraged for Disturbia? :o :o :o
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Don't even bother posting pics when you hit your target weight, this place is a joke when it comes to honest physique assessment.
Your buddies tell you that you look incredible and your enemies rip you a new asshole LOL
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i think 500-600 grams of protien per day is the best way to build muscle. i don't think the average person gets enough.
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Does this qualify as the first "goal" you've had in a while Josh?
ummmmm
yeah
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So yayaya I used to look good back in the day all lean and shit. But now I am the worlds most miserable human and hate everyone. So instead of putting an effort into leaning out, I'm gonna do this cause I dont care. So Im gonna start shovelling 450-500 grams of protein down a day, stick to my usual power movements and go up to 300 pounds. I'm 278 now so meh fuk it.
interesting. why do you hate everyone? Dude, i hate to see you like this. I think you should do something to changed your outlook on life.
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LOL, look, it's the guy with pro bber body and no pics! :D
Not trying to offend you but 270+ with a small waist is impressive not a 42".
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interesting. why do you hate everyone? Dude, i hate to see you like this. I think you should do something to changed your outlook on life.
A woman hurt him somewhere down the line - badly. Any dude who is not functioning optimally, not flourishing, it's usually a woman who caused that shit >:(
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I'm going the other direction. I'm going to get cut up and lean and shave myself completely, put on a thong and pose to romantic music for other men to judge me.
Fuck that. ::)
I'll go to 300 with you! :D
HAHAHAHA!
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I think this MJK guy is gunning for biggest douche......so far so good
Looks like you are the "douche" because you got DUMPED by the blond, or was it because you didn't shave from head to toe.
Anyway you should be used to getting dumped on considering your whore of an ex-wife is now sucking some other dudes cock, awww.
BTW TOOL, How is life in Az. just picked-up and left your muti-million dollar Hi-end component installation business. All fucking LIES from
you Gregg.
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Not trying to offend you
I can't be offended.
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Looks like you are the "douche" because you got DUMPED by the blond, or was it because you didn't shave from head to toe.
Anyway you should be used to getting dumped on considering your whore of an ex-wife is now sucking some other dudes cock, awww.
BTW TOOL, How is life in Az. just picked-up and left your muti-million dollar Hi-end component installation business. All fucking LIES from
you Gregg.
meltdown
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meltdown
hahaha Be nice to MJK, his pakastani wife and mother in law will take away his computer privileges if he wrecks another keyboard. ;D
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A woman hurt him somewhere down the line - badly. Any dude who is not functioning optimally, not flourishing, it's usually a woman who caused that shit >:(
nah not a woman
im just bored with life because it has no meaning, I dont work and when I do I tend to KO employers or employees. I'm just fukin bored. The only work I like to do is greenskeeping golf courses or any type of job where I am alone and not being bothered all the time.
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nah not a woman
im just bored with life because it has no meaning, I dont work and when I do I tend to KO employers or employees. I'm just fukin bored. The only work I like to do is greenskeeping golf courses or any type of job where I am alone and not being bothered all the time.
What happened with the snow plow guy?
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What happened with the snow plow guy?
he totalled the truck drinkin and driving--what a tool
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Looks like you are the "douche" because you got DUMPED by the blond, or was it because you didn't shave from head to toe.
Anyway you should be used to getting dumped on considering your whore of an ex-wife is now sucking some other dudes cock, awww.
BTW TOOL, How is life in Az. just picked-up and left your muti-million dollar Hi-end component installation business. All fucking LIES from
you Gregg.
LOL.
Meltdown..... I own your mind
I guess I'll have to console myself by fucking my latest gorgeous girlfriend. 5'5" 120 lbs.... natural 34 DD's...par for the course for me
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he totalled the truck drinkin and driving--what a tool
:(
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LOL.
Meltdown..... I own your mind
I guess I'll have to console myself by fucking my latest gorgeous girlfriend. 5'5" 120 lbs.... natural 34 DD's...par for the course for me
More lies, when will it end Gregg.
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LOL.
Meltdown..... I own your mind
I guess I'll have to console myself by fucking my latest gorgeous girlfriend. 5'5" 120 lbs.... natural 34 DD's...par for the course for me
Pics of her DD's?
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lololol like Groink would ever get an ugly chick--get real
geezus I better insert a (no homo) in there
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Pics of her DD's?
Don't hold your breath, the guy is a complete liar.
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Don't hold your breath, the guy is a complete liar.
oh brother
(http://loudounlady.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pot-kettle-black.jpg)
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oh brother
(http://loudounlady.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pot-kettle-black.jpg)
Stick to insanity, dunce.
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Don't hold your breath, the guy is a complete liar.
How's your muslim wife doing these days?
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Stick to insanity, dunce.
I will and you stick to bull shitting
we are both excellent in our field
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How's your muslim wife doing these days?
I think you have Goatboy on your mind, sorry, not him.
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I think you have Goatboy on your mind, sorry, not him.
OK ;)
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OK ;)
;) back at ya
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More lies, when will it end Gregg.
It will end probably after I fuck her asshole a few times.
She said she didn't swallow too, but i fixed that pretty quick
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Why would you do this to yourself?
You should go on a starvation/hunger strike type of diet for 3 weeks, totally clean out your system.
I hear it clears your mind too, you start to think on a higher level in some ways.
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It will end probably after I fuck her asshole a few times.
She said she didn't swallow too, but i fixed that pretty quick
Looks like she is in her forties,what a score ::)
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Looks like she is in her forties,what a score ::)
how in gods name do you figure that?
nice pm meltdown you sent me----freak out much? lolol
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nice pm meltdown you sent me----freak out much? lolol
Oooooooh, I gotta see this one. :D
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how in gods name do you figure that?
nice pm meltdown you sent me----freak out much? lolol
Tits look aged to me, what can I say I have a good eye.
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Looks like she is in her forties,what a score ::)
You can tell this how, from her flawless skin?
I'd ask to see some of your "conquests"...... but I'm not into the cock ;)
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Oooooooh, I gotta see this one. :D
as you wish
STFU with your insanity and other bullshit no one cares about you or your pathetic life, oh yeah your welcome to come try and kill me if you like. FOR NOW FUCK OFF ####
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Tits look aged to me, what can I say I have a good eye.
Those are called "big tits" they tend to hang a little when they are natural.
You'll find out when you actually see a pair
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as you wish
LMAO, hahahaaa I think he's got a crush on you! ;D
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You can tell this how, from her flawless skin?
I'd ask to see some of your "conquests"...... but I'm not into the cock ;)
So I was right she is in her forties. BTW my wife just turned 32.
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the reason men would "look down" on fucking a woman in her forties is because they generally "look old"
if a woman looks like the one in those pictures, it doesn't matter if she's 60, shes fucking hot
hope this helps
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LMAO, hahahaaa I think he's got a crush on you! ;D
No, his insanity act doesn't fool me. He is just a lazy FAT fuck who leaches of the govt.
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So I was right she is in her forties. BTW my wife just turned 32.
That's good that your imaginary wife is kinda young.
you should go have some imaginary sex with her instead of being owned by me
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the reason men would "look down" on fucking a woman in her forties is because they generally "look old"
if a woman looks like the one in those pictures, it doesn't matter if she's 60, shes fucking hot
hope this helps
Her face probably looks like a sack of mashed potatoes.
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No, his insanity act doesn't fool me. He is just a lazy FAT fuck who leaches of the govt.
oh wow the secret everyone already knew on here is out
oh woe is me
are ya mad I wont get mad at you?
I cant get mad at the douchebag idiots on here. Especially the ones who lie about everything. I find you hilarious you are so delusional.
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That's good that your imaginary wife is kinda young.
you should go have some imaginary sex with her instead of being owned by me
the ownings on getbig are brutal ::)
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that was a funny episode , lol ^^^
Which one was it? I don't watch TV regularly but I love The Simpsons and try to catch a few episodes on Hulu.
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the ownings on getbig are brutal ::)
So are the gimmicks :D
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Disturbia
what you mean you have papers?
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So are the gimmicks :D
Gimmicks=more then one account, I only have one account.
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Gimmicks=more then one account, I only have one account.
Oh...so you're just an asshole then.
Thanks for clarifying
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Oh...so you're just an asshole then.
Thanks for clarifying
He's not just an asshole, he's a special asshole.
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Disturbia
what you mean you have papers?
I have been certified in the psych ward a few times
there are papers necessary for this process
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I see that our MJK is still getting brutally owned. These anonymous smack talkers never learn. It's tempting to jump right in but thus far he has not provoked me.
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I see that our MJK is still getting brutally owned. These anonymous smack talkers never learn. It's tempting to jump right in but thus far he has not provoked me.
LMAO @ needing provocation. ;D
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LMAO @ needing provocation. ;D
;D
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I have been certified in the psych ward a few times
there are papers necessary for this process
I love you just the way you are (no homo). At least I know what I'm getting. I'll take an honest psychopath over a poseur and a phony any day. I just wouldn't make any sudden movements.
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What kind of problems do ou have?
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LMAO @ needing provocation. ;D
I did legs today and my ownings powers are severely diminished. I'm trying my best but I ain't no Pandae. Besides, I had some good ones yesterday. Brief moments of genius. I'm tapped out. And you guys seemed to be more than handling it.
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I have been certified in the psych ward a few times
there are papers necessary for this process
LOL......that's where the term "he's certifiable" comes from
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What kind of problems do ou have?
bipolar
borderline personality disorder
a general hate for the human race--actually thats a lie---a MASSIVE hate for phony arrogant people.
I have been known to spit in peoples faces who wear that Ed Hardy shit
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bipolar
borderline personality disorder
a general hate for the human race--actually thats a lie---a MASSIVE hate for phony arrogant people.
I have been known to spit in peoples faces who wear that Ed Hardy shit
That's quite a dual diagnosis. :-X
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bipolar
borderline personality disorder
a general hate for the human race--actually thats a lie---a MASSIVE hate for phony arrogant people.
I have been known to spit in peoples faces who wear that Ed Hardy shit
We are kindred spirits, my friend.
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That's quite a dual diagnosis. :-X
the bipolar diagnosis was in 1995 and the the borderline was in 1998
some weird huge 212 question thing
plus I fill 7 out of the 9 criteria
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I did legs today and my ownings powers are severely diminished. I'm trying my best but I ain't no Pandae. Besides, I had some good ones yesterday. Brief moments of genius. I'm tapped out. And you guys seemed to be more than handling it.
You obviously never completed SQUAD ownage training.
A true legend can own when sleep deprived and 345 feet underwater
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It will end probably after I fuck her asshole a few times.
why? the more you fuck her ass the more she'll get use to it, begin to like it and eventually crave it.
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the bipolar diagnosis was in 1995 and the the borderline was in 1998
some weird huge 212 question thing
plus I fill 7 out of the 9 criteria
Was it the MMPI? Though, the MMPI is currently 567 questions.
Well, borderline requires 5 (or more), not 7.
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Was it the MMPI? Though, the MMPI is currently 567 questions.
Well, borderline requires 5 (or more), not 7.
yes the MMPI
I was honestly guessing at the number of questions
It was a long time ago I dont remember
ya I know its 5 but I got 7---a solid passing grade ;D
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bipolar
borderline personality disorder
a general hate for the human race--actually thats a lie---a MASSIVE hate for phony arrogant people.
I have been known to spit in peoples faces who wear that Ed Hardy shit
that ed hardy shit does suck. But dude you need to find some peace. IMO i would start by looking for a job. A job can take your mind off of shit. How about being a box boy? You can be alone all night and lift shit. Plus women like guys with jobs. ;)
plus also read the bible, and see if that helps you feel better.
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why? the more you fuck her ass the more she'll get use to it, begin to like it and eventually crave it.
Because I'm dating someone else as well that i see myself getting serious with
this girl is just fun...she knows it, i know it. No worries
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You obviously never completed SQUAD ownage training.
A true legend can own when sleep deprived and 345 feet underwater
LOL! No, my standard by which all ownage is measured is Pandae. That guy had me on the verge of suicide without missing a wink of sleep. He made it seem so effortless and was probably yawning while I was pounding on my keyboard and punching the walls.
He never went off, no big knockout punches, just kept calmly putting on the pressure in an unrelenting, remorseless fashion until he broke your spirit. Real talent right there.
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I did legs today and my ownings powers are severely diminished. I'm trying my best but I ain't no Pandae. Besides, I had some good ones yesterday. Brief moments of genius. I'm tapped out. And you guys seemed to be more than handling it.
I did legs today also. What does your routine look like, poundages, etc..
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yes the MMPI
I was honestly guessing at the number of questions
It was a long time ago I dont remember
ya I know its 5 but I got 7---a solid passing grade ;D
Yeah, I just learned how to administer, score and interpret the MMPI-2. Its definitely an interesting test. Actually, my professor made each one of us to take one, and score it. I came up high on the anxiety and paranoia scales. :-X
Wow, 7. You remember which 2 you weren't?
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that ed hardy shit does suck. But dude you need to find some peace. IMO i would start by looking for a job. A job can take your mind off of shit. How about being a box boy? You can be alone all night and lift shit. Plus women like guys with jobs. ;)
plus also read the bible, and see if that helps you feel better.
job--probably soon
bible--lets keep that to yourself--not interested
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that ed hardy shit does suck. But dude you need to find some peace. IMO i would start by looking for a job. A job can take your mind off of shit. How about being a box boy? You can be alone all night and lift shit. Plus women like guys with jobs. ;)
plus also read the bible, and see if that helps you feel better.
disturb, this is a trap. Unless you're working for yourself or you're the boss it's the job that keeps most of us so pissed off. And women don't like guys with jobs. They just like guys with money. It just so happens that most of the time they are interdependant.
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why? the more you fuck her ass the more she'll get use to it, begin to like it and eventually crave it.
Speaking from experience?
Kidding! Kidding! I don't want to be scrapping with you.
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I'm going the other direction. I'm going to get cut up and lean and shave myself completely, put on a thong and pose to romantic music for other men to judge me.
Fuck that. ::)
I'll go to 300 with you! :D
For a moment there I was getting that Chris Matthew tingling sensation going up my leg (no homo)
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disturb, this is a trap. Unless you're working for yourself or you're the boss it's the job that keeps most of us so pissed off. And women don't like guys with jobs. They just like guys with money. It just so happens that most of the time they are interdependant.
some people like working for a boss or company because they have less stress.
and yes, most women like guys to have a job. is the stereotypical manly provider role, their brains are hardwired to love. they can help it. ;)
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LOL! No, my standard by which all ownage is measured is Pandae. That guy had me on the verge of suicide without missing a wink of sleep. He made it seem so effortless and was probably yawning while I was pounding on my keyboard and punching the walls.
He never went off, no big knockout punches, just kept calmly putting on the pressure in an unrelenting, remorseless fashion until he broke your spirit. Real talent right there.
Yep...I remember that, he had you on "Tilt" for a week ;D
That was good work
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Because I'm dating someone else as well that i see myself getting serious with
this girl is just fun...she knows it, i know it. No worries
ah... I see.
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Speaking from experience?
Yes, but from the pitching perspective :)
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Yep...I remember that, he had you on "Tilt" for a week ;D
That was good work
Hey, and thanks for all the support pal! What bothers me most is I don't think you would have lost a minute of sleep if you saw a pic of me hanging from my closet while still clutching by throat my Pandae voodoo doll.
I blame him and Chaos for making me evil. Also, for incorporating incline pressing movements for my chest. I was just all flat bench work. Remember I just train for conditioning and not really bodybuilding because I'm really a badass MMA wannabe. Marty and I "train UFC" hardcore all the way. We will be getting our mail order black belts real soon.
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Yes, but from the pitching perspective :)
so a lesbian can get fuck by a dude until she is straight?
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Yes, but from the pitching perspective :)
There you go. That's what meant.
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Yep...I remember that, he had you on "Tilt" for a week ;D
That was good work
BTW, it was more like a month and I was starting to lose my hair and what little muscle I had was melting away by the day. He had me totally catabolic. I'm just only now beginning to recover. The "Victims of Pandae Ownage" support group and plazmosis really got me back on the road to recovery.
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BTW, it was more like a month and I was starting to lose my hair and what little muscle I had was melting away by the day. He had me totally catabolic. I'm just only now beginning to recover. The "Victims of Pandae Ownage" support group and plazmosis really got me back on the road to recovery.
lololol ;D ;D ;D
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so a lesbian can get fuck by a dude until she is straight?
who knows... but why would you want to bang a lesbian straight? that would eliminate the possibility of having a threesome with her hot gf.
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who knows... but why would you want to bang a lesbian straight? that would eliminate the possibility of having a threesome with her hot gf.
Yes, lesbianism should be encouraged and nurtured, not curbed or looked down upon ;D
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DISTURBIA, PLEASE USE THE WAVELENGTH METHOD (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121992001) AND GET BACK IN SHAPE. YOU COULD HAVE ABS BY MID SUMMER/FALL I WOULD GUESS!!!
JUST PLEASE AVESHER, PLEASE DO IT!!!
I never thought I could get lean, but I'm on my way and I'm eating better than ever! I just had brownies... :)
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DISTURBIA, PLEASE USE THE WAVELENGTH METHOD (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121992001) AND GET BACK IN SHAPE. YOU COULD HAVE ABS BY MID SUMMER/FALL I WOULD GUESS!!!
JUST PLEASE AVESHER, PLEASE DO IT!!!
I never thought I could get lean, but I'm on my way and I'm eating better than ever! I just had brownies... :)
Posts your real pics.
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Posts your real pics.
I already said that I would PM them to a few people in mid to late April. :)
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do you take medication?
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do you take medication?
Me?
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bipolar
borderline personality disorder
a general hate for the human race--actually thats a lie---a MASSIVE hate for phony arrogant people.
I have been known to spit in peoples faces who wear that Ed Hardy shit
thats actually most people unfortunately
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Hey, and thanks for all the support pal! What bothers me most is I don't think you would have lost a minute of sleep if you saw a pic of me hanging from my closet while still clutching by throat my Pandae voodoo doll.
I blame him and Chaos for making me evil. Also, for incorporating incline pressing movements for my chest. I was just all flat bench work. Remember I just train for conditioning and not really bodybuilding because I'm really a badass MMA wannabe. Marty and I "train UFC" hardcore all the way. We will be getting our mail order black belts real soon.
And all the time I was trying to tell you,"Clan down slick-it ain't that serious" ;)
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Lots of brutal ownage going on in this one!! :)