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Title: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Method101 on March 01, 2010, 04:52:12 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/11v5vdi.jpg)

LoL how can he reach the pedals?  :D
The fucking wing mirror is bigger than his head


Dwarfed.



..

If this is photoshopped then i looked stupid now  :-X
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Method101 on March 01, 2010, 04:55:51 PM
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Not funny man, fucking old already.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: io856 on March 01, 2010, 04:56:17 PM
hahhaha

everytime I see that pic it makes me laugh

talk about the epitomy of small man syndrome, overcompensation and all those reasons for bodybuilding

its good that we can laugh at ourselves  :D
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: BayGBM on March 01, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
hahhaha

everytime I see that pic it makes me laugh

talk about the epitomy of small man syndrome, overcompensation and all those reasons for bodybuilding

its good that we can laugh at ourselves  :D

It must suck to be 5'6"  :'(
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Valane on March 01, 2010, 04:58:42 PM
With great difficulty i imagine. T-rex arms won't reach the steering wheel, pigmy legs won't reach the pedals and he can't see over the dashboard, accident waiting to happen.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 01, 2010, 04:59:08 PM
He has a elevator on the passenger side, a secret passage.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: io856 on March 01, 2010, 05:00:47 PM
It must suck to be 5'6"  :'(
I'm slightly over 6' but I totally "understand" small man syndrome... and sympathise as how it would affect the male psyche

Tbh I do laugh internally having witnessed the debilitating effects of small man syndrome! empathetic nonetheless

Imagine:
martial arts
bodybuilding
big cars
big watches
loud fake personalities
tattoos
getting into fights
lack of potential partners
frustration with life

just to name a few!!!
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: io856 on March 01, 2010, 05:09:46 PM
I'm just a little taller than Branch and i've never had small man syndrome. I think you have to have some serious macho issues and insecurites to really have it. You have to be a bit of a jackass and egomaniac to be like that. It's better to just get over it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHh

oh shit,,, I love this board...
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: tendonitis on March 01, 2010, 05:12:47 PM
that picture really is hilarious, I mean the dude is eye level with the door handle
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the freaking door handle
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Nails on March 01, 2010, 05:14:03 PM
another hardcore tapout warrior ::)
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: io856 on March 02, 2010, 07:56:57 PM
So how does he drive it?
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Kwon on March 02, 2010, 08:00:05 PM
So how does he drive it?

First, he enters the car.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: jude2 on March 02, 2010, 08:13:48 PM
Being as short as Branch it's not good to get that bulky. He just looks like a 1st grade kid walking around.

 And that truck he drives is fucking ridiculous.
Shit he got 2nd at last years O, didn't look too bad. A truck like that in Texas is like a top of the line BMW or Mercedes in the rest of the US. They like things big in Texas.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: jwb on March 02, 2010, 08:14:06 PM
what kind of truck is that?
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: madentexas on March 02, 2010, 08:26:54 PM
I don't see the big deal. Like someone else said, trucks like that here in Texas are typical. My dad's 6'1'' and drives a 2005 FX4. My bro's 5'10'' and drives a 2000 Ford F350 with a six inch lift. Neither of them have "small man syndrome" to my knowledge. I guess you just have to live here to understand.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: jude2 on March 02, 2010, 08:52:10 PM
what kind of truck is that?
I think it is a F750. You don't see many of them around, they are a big as a tow truck.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: jwb on March 02, 2010, 09:43:40 PM
why the hell would you need a truck like that?

typical utility vehicle in australia is way more practical - you can reach the tray at least!
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 02, 2010, 09:58:26 PM
money to burn,

right on everything but wrong on that one bro...

any moron with decent to ok credit can walk into a dealership and "buy" ::) a car...

the bank owns that car unless he bought it in cash
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: KevinP85 on March 02, 2010, 09:59:09 PM
He's probably got it lifted too. Almost anyone would look small next to that thing.


True, even guys who are 6 foot would look small next to that truck, you gotta be Shaq height to look remotely normal.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: KevinP85 on March 02, 2010, 10:01:48 PM
why the hell would you need a truck like that?

typical utility vehicle in australia is way more practical - you can reach the tray at least!


Same question applies to why buy ferraris, lambos, BMW's, MBZ's??? And there are lots more questions of whys??
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: io856 on March 02, 2010, 10:03:26 PM

Same question applies to why buy ferraris, lambos, BMW's, MBZ's??? And there are lots more questions of whys??

more a question of where do you draw the line as to the size of vehicle employed to take one to and from gym

(http://carolina.hsinjurylaw.com/upload/18_wheeler_250x251.jpg)
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: KevinP85 on March 02, 2010, 10:07:24 PM
more a question of where do you draw the line as to the size of vehicle employed to take one to and from gym

(http://carolina.hsinjurylaw.com/upload/18_wheeler_250x251.jpg)



I just find that people (US most likely) is about excess of everything, overdo, from eating, working out, if they can, they will attitude. Just like those millionaire celebs/athletes who buy 20,000 sq. foot homes with 12 plus bdrooms, etc... They don't need them, but they do because they can.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: io856 on March 02, 2010, 10:09:50 PM

I just find that people (US most likely) is about excess of everything, overdo, from eating, working out, if they can, they will attitude. Just like those millionaire celebs/athletes who buy 20,000 sq. foot homes with 12 plus bdrooms, etc... They don't need them, but they do because they can.
exactly

bigger tits
bigger muscles
bigger house
bigger car
bigger bank account etc

makes you wonder why bodybuilding isn't more popular in this western world of excess
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: blackpele on March 02, 2010, 11:23:08 PM
The man likes to drive a huge car, I mean who gives a shit............





























Wait a minute,I know who,the getbiggers do:)
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2010, 03:30:09 AM
(http://image.trucktrend.com/f/9647588/163_0804_01z+product_spotlight_kelderman_air_suspension+ford_f_450.jpg)

Jokes are fun but even I at 5'11" would look like a midget next to this . I think it's a 450...maybe someone has a better eye. Either way .... the truck is big ... he is 2 inches taller than Lee Priest so I don't get it ... why the hate
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: 240 is Back on March 03, 2010, 03:54:43 AM
haha that truck is just silly
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: kiwiol on March 03, 2010, 03:57:29 AM
(http://image.trucktrend.com/f/9647588/163_0804_01z+product_spotlight_kelderman_air_suspension+ford_f_450.jpg)

That's not IronHide
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: _bruce_ on March 03, 2010, 04:07:11 AM
He has a elevator on the passenger side, a secret passage.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 03, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
(http://image.trucktrend.com/f/9647588/163_0804_01z+product_spotlight_kelderman_air_suspension+ford_f_450.jpg)

Jokes are fun but even I at 5'11" would look like a midget next to this . I think it's a 450...maybe someone has a better eye. Either way .... the truck is big ... he is 2 inches taller than Lee Priest so I don't get it ... why the hate
Does this one come with a ladder or is it optional that you have to pay for?
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: leadhead on March 03, 2010, 06:02:10 AM
I think Ford has an optional package including side steps or nerf bars. I have never owned a Ford, but I  know chevy and toyota offer them optional on their full size trucks. Pretty cool truck although I'm a chevy guy.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: oldman on March 03, 2010, 06:06:16 AM
Branch has come a long way and may win some contests this year, but here is how he can drive his four wheeler...
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Parker on March 03, 2010, 06:59:59 AM
Women can get the "syndrome" as well. I've seen a girl who is 4'11 get out of a Hummer H2. It makes no sense to me. I'm 5'5 and I drive a car. No trucks for me, unless it is the X5/X6 m, or a old Jeep.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on March 03, 2010, 07:17:46 AM
I am a short guy, I have owned some lifted jeeps and also economy cars along with sports cars. People buy what they want to, it doesn't matter their height. Those lifted trucks make a 6 foot guy look short, so it doesn't matter...
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: tendonitis on March 03, 2010, 07:39:11 AM
Branch probably carries around a little step ladder to help him get into his giant macho truck.
He probably wears a parachute to get out.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2010, 08:18:55 AM
Branch probably carries around a little step ladder to help him get into his giant macho truck.
He probably wears a parachute to get out.
:D

that's mean lol
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: io856 on March 03, 2010, 08:20:12 AM
Branch probably carries around a little step ladder to help him get into his giant macho truck.
He probably wears a parachute to get out.
ahahahahaahahahhahahh


YES! YES! YES! this thread continually delivers
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: _bruce_ on March 03, 2010, 10:16:06 AM
Branch probably carries around a little step ladder to help him get into his giant macho truck.
He probably wears a parachute to get out.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: jwb on March 03, 2010, 10:58:04 AM
rather have one of these... you could actually move stuff without needing a forklift to reach it!
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Bobby on March 03, 2010, 11:26:19 AM
That car makes him look smaller. Wouldn't it be better to get a really small car so he looks bigger...
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: titusisback on March 03, 2010, 12:47:28 PM
That photo is really beyond cute..!! I notice he took his favourite teddy bear with him to the gym that day as well..!!
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: MAXX on March 03, 2010, 12:50:49 PM
That photo is really beyond cute..!! I notice he took his favourite teddy bear with him to the gym that day as well..!!
rofl
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: SF1900 on March 03, 2010, 12:51:44 PM
It must suck to be 5'6"  :'(

Fuck you. I'm 5'5"
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: SF1900 on March 03, 2010, 12:55:16 PM
I'm slightly over 6' but I totally "understand" small man syndrome... and sympathise as how it would affect the male psyche

Tbh I do laugh internally having witnessed the debilitating effects of small man syndrome! empathetic nonetheless

Imagine:
martial arts
bodybuilding
big cars
big watches
loud fake personalities
tattoos
getting into fights
lack of potential partners
frustration with life

just to name a few!!!

martial arts - no.
bodybuilding - yes.
big cars - no. Honda Civic
big watches - no. use cell phone for time.
loud fake personalities - no, I am quiet and docile.
tattoos - 2. But who doesn't have tattoos these days.
getting into fights - no. See the answer for "loud fake personalities"
lack of potential partners - no. I've always had girlfriends. I am actually a very handsome/good looking guy guy. Newmom can attest to this.
frustration with life - no, not at all. I am quite happy. I am in a doctoral program studying to be a child psychologist. Never had any problems getting the ladies. Do a lot of girls like taller guys? Of course. But I have always had my share.

Just to dispel a few myths.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: BIG_STI on March 03, 2010, 12:56:20 PM
He looks like a bridge troll, a nasty little midget
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: newmom on March 03, 2010, 12:57:38 PM
yup if SF was older I'd ask him out. Handsome, smart whats not to like
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: SF1900 on March 03, 2010, 01:00:42 PM
yup if SF was older I'd ask him out. Handsome, smart whats not to like

Thank you.  :D You are definitely a MILF.  ;D

Why all the hate for short guys?  ::)
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2010, 01:00:48 PM
yup if SF was older I'd ask him out. Handsome, smart whats not to like
shouldn't you be spending time with your baby instead of hanging out on getbig all day ?
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: SF1900 on March 03, 2010, 01:03:05 PM
shouldn't you be spending time with your baby instead of hanging out on getbig all day ?

Maybe the baby is sleeping  ::) Even mom's need a break from interaction with their children. Read Margaret Mahler.  ::)
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: newmom on March 03, 2010, 01:03:20 PM
shouldn't you be spending time with your baby instead of hanging out on getbig all day ?

No captain you know my business, first she is with her dad (lives in NYC) and when she is here she is in prek all day. Secondly, laid off paralegal. But my questions to you are, why are you so concerned what Im doing and if you think Im on get big all day, guess you are too. Now shut the fuck up you pasty little pansy ass
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2010, 01:08:40 PM
No captain you know my business, first she is with her dad (lives in NYC) and when she is here she is in prek all day. Secondly, laid off paralegal. But my questions to you are, why are you so concerned what Im doing and if you think Im on get big all day, guess you are too. Now shut the fuck up you pasty little pansy ass
HAHAHA

Listen to Miss Asscheese getting all mouthy and shit

Shouldn't you be more concerned with more important things like cleaning ?
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: io856 on March 03, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
martial arts - no.
bodybuilding - yes.
big cars - no. Honda Civic
big watches - no. use cell phone for time.
loud fake personalities - no, I am quiet and docile.
tattoos - 2. But who doesn't have tattoos these days.
getting into fights - no. See the answer for "loud fake personalities"
lack of potential partners - no. I've always had girlfriends. I am actually a very handsome/good looking guy guy. Newmom can attest to this.
frustration with life - no, not at all. I am quite happy. I am in a doctoral program studying to be a child psychologist. Never had any problems getting the ladies. Do a lot of girls like taller guys? Of course. But I have always had my share.

Just to dispel a few myths.
of course not everyone suffers from it
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: newmom on March 03, 2010, 01:13:34 PM
HAHAHA

Listen to Miss Asscheese getting all mouthy and shit

Shouldn't you be more concerned with more important things like cleaning ?

Yea I would if my house was a disaster. See maybe you dont quite get it or any for that matter, if you tiddy up and keep up with the cleaning its not a day long chore numbnuts. Now be a good boy and go wash my car
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: SF1900 on March 03, 2010, 01:14:22 PM
of course not everyone suffers from it

It seems like you were making a VERY broad generalization.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: io856 on March 03, 2010, 01:15:32 PM
It seems like you were making a VERY broad generalization.
errrr I was actually referring to people I know... who are short like you


you have risen above your deficiency... others are less intelligible
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2010, 01:16:07 PM
Yea I would if my house was a disaster. See maybe you dont quite get it or any for that matter, if you tiddy up and keep up with the cleaning its not a day long chore numbnuts. Now be a good boy and go wash my car
You trying to be condescendin is like Buck Angel trying to jerk off
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: newmom on March 03, 2010, 01:18:24 PM
You trying to be condescendin is like Buck Angel trying to jerk off

Not tryingto be anything..but Buck Angel comment was fucking funny. My car is still waiting for you
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: SF1900 on March 03, 2010, 01:18:35 PM
errrr I was actually referring to people I know... who are short like you


you have risen above your deficiency... others are less intelligible

Why would it be considered a deficiency? ::scratches head:: Because of the stigma associated with short people?

I mean, I even know short people like that. However, I also know short people that are not like that. It really comes down to temperament and personality traits.
Title: Re: How can Branch drive this car?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 03, 2010, 01:23:49 PM
He looks like a bridge troll, a nasty little midget

Hi Dexter Jackson