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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2010, 03:54:43 AM »
haha that truck is just silly

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2010, 03:57:29 AM »

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2010, 04:07:11 AM »
He has a elevator on the passenger side, a secret passage.

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2010, 04:38:08 AM »


Jokes are fun but even I at 5'11" would look like a midget next to this . I think it's a 450...maybe someone has a better eye. Either way .... the truck is big ... he is 2 inches taller than Lee Priest so I don't get it ... why the hate
Does this one come with a ladder or is it optional that you have to pay for?

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2010, 06:02:10 AM »
I think Ford has an optional package including side steps or nerf bars. I have never owned a Ford, but I  know chevy and toyota offer them optional on their full size trucks. Pretty cool truck although I'm a chevy guy.

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2010, 06:06:16 AM »
Branch has come a long way and may win some contests this year, but here is how he can drive his four wheeler...

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2010, 06:59:59 AM »
Women can get the "syndrome" as well. I've seen a girl who is 4'11 get out of a Hummer H2. It makes no sense to me. I'm 5'5 and I drive a car. No trucks for me, unless it is the X5/X6 m, or a old Jeep.

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2010, 07:17:46 AM »
I am a short guy, I have owned some lifted jeeps and also economy cars along with sports cars. People buy what they want to, it doesn't matter their height. Those lifted trucks make a 6 foot guy look short, so it doesn't matter...
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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2010, 07:39:11 AM »
Branch probably carries around a little step ladder to help him get into his giant macho truck.
He probably wears a parachute to get out.

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2010, 08:18:55 AM »
Branch probably carries around a little step ladder to help him get into his giant macho truck.
He probably wears a parachute to get out.
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that's mean lol

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2010, 08:20:12 AM »
Branch probably carries around a little step ladder to help him get into his giant macho truck.
He probably wears a parachute to get out.
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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2010, 10:16:06 AM »
Branch probably carries around a little step ladder to help him get into his giant macho truck.
He probably wears a parachute to get out.

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2010, 10:58:04 AM »
rather have one of these... you could actually move stuff without needing a forklift to reach it!

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2010, 11:26:19 AM »
That car makes him look smaller. Wouldn't it be better to get a really small car so he looks bigger...
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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2010, 12:47:28 PM »
That photo is really beyond cute..!! I notice he took his favourite teddy bear with him to the gym that day as well..!!

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2010, 12:50:49 PM »
That photo is really beyond cute..!! I notice he took his favourite teddy bear with him to the gym that day as well..!!
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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2010, 12:51:44 PM »
It must suck to be 5'6"  :'(

Fuck you. I'm 5'5"
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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2010, 12:55:16 PM »
I'm slightly over 6' but I totally "understand" small man syndrome... and sympathise as how it would affect the male psyche

Tbh I do laugh internally having witnessed the debilitating effects of small man syndrome! empathetic nonetheless

Imagine:
martial arts
bodybuilding
big cars
big watches
loud fake personalities
tattoos
getting into fights
lack of potential partners
frustration with life

just to name a few!!!

martial arts - no.
bodybuilding - yes.
big cars - no. Honda Civic
big watches - no. use cell phone for time.
loud fake personalities - no, I am quiet and docile.
tattoos - 2. But who doesn't have tattoos these days.
getting into fights - no. See the answer for "loud fake personalities"
lack of potential partners - no. I've always had girlfriends. I am actually a very handsome/good looking guy guy. Newmom can attest to this.
frustration with life - no, not at all. I am quite happy. I am in a doctoral program studying to be a child psychologist. Never had any problems getting the ladies. Do a lot of girls like taller guys? Of course. But I have always had my share.

Just to dispel a few myths.
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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2010, 12:56:20 PM »
He looks like a bridge troll, a nasty little midget

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2010, 12:57:38 PM »
yup if SF was older I'd ask him out. Handsome, smart whats not to like

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2010, 01:00:42 PM »
yup if SF was older I'd ask him out. Handsome, smart whats not to like

Thank you.  :D You are definitely a MILF.  ;D

Why all the hate for short guys?  ::)
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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2010, 01:00:48 PM »
yup if SF was older I'd ask him out. Handsome, smart whats not to like
shouldn't you be spending time with your baby instead of hanging out on getbig all day ?

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #47 on: March 03, 2010, 01:03:05 PM »
shouldn't you be spending time with your baby instead of hanging out on getbig all day ?

Maybe the baby is sleeping  ::) Even mom's need a break from interaction with their children. Read Margaret Mahler.  ::)
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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2010, 01:03:20 PM »
shouldn't you be spending time with your baby instead of hanging out on getbig all day ?

No captain you know my business, first she is with her dad (lives in NYC) and when she is here she is in prek all day. Secondly, laid off paralegal. But my questions to you are, why are you so concerned what Im doing and if you think Im on get big all day, guess you are too. Now shut the fuck up you pasty little pansy ass

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Re: How can Branch drive this car?
« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2010, 01:08:40 PM »
No captain you know my business, first she is with her dad (lives in NYC) and when she is here she is in prek all day. Secondly, laid off paralegal. But my questions to you are, why are you so concerned what Im doing and if you think Im on get big all day, guess you are too. Now shut the fuck up you pasty little pansy ass
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Listen to Miss Asscheese getting all mouthy and shit

Shouldn't you be more concerned with more important things like cleaning ?