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Title: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Tre on March 16, 2010, 11:33:05 AM

In the GetBig spirit of brutal self-ownage, I present...

Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Spoony Luv on March 16, 2010, 11:43:13 AM
Mediocre pimp hand right there...
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 16, 2010, 11:47:03 AM
In the GetBig spirit of brutal self-ownage, I present...



Mission Accomplished  ;D ;D

You do realize that if you weren't in the business you are in..... these women wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire..right?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Tapeworm on March 16, 2010, 11:54:54 AM
You have more 5 o'clock shadow than the girls.  And you call yourself a schmoe. :-\

Classic Tigerfashion dress sense tho!
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: MadeYaMelt on March 16, 2010, 02:43:01 PM
Brutal sock in the panks (no homo). 
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: njflex on March 16, 2010, 02:56:24 PM
that dude needs palmers cocoa butter asap check out that elbow.looks like the leftover ashes from a volcano.
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Tre on March 16, 2010, 03:17:44 PM
Brutal sock in the panks (no homo). 

Hey!  Eyes off the package!!  >:(

Not sure how the pic came out that way, as I don't even have a big member.  I'm larger than average, but not significantly so, and I certainly don't remember anything special happening at moment. 

that dude needs palmers cocoa butter asap check out that elbow.looks like the leftover ashes from a volcano.

That's the *after*-lotion pic.  Columbus was dry as hell that weekend.  :-\

Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: drkaje on March 16, 2010, 03:25:28 PM
Tre,

I thought you started working out again?!
 :)
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Tre on March 16, 2010, 03:31:02 PM
You have more 5 o'clock shadow than the girls.  And you call yourself a schmoe. :-\

Classic Tigerfashion dress sense tho!
 

Red knit worn in Tiger's honor, for sure.  I used to be a Tier-1 schmoe, but I was put on schmobation last year after I was seen flirting with a bikini girl.  Then after Britt quit bodybuilding, it was pretty much downhill from there and eventually, my Schmoe Card was pulled when I announced that I was no longer attracted to female bodybuilders.  I'm trying to get my schmojo back, though, and there are a couple of new schmoehos in the mix who are determined to return me to full schmoe status.  Wish them luck. ;)

Mission Accomplished  ;D ;D

You do realize that if you weren't in the business you are in..... these women wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire..right?  ;D ;D

LOL - not true, tho - even if you're not making money, women are drawn to guys who know how to talk

dude you look like oj.  :-X

all the white women around you dont help things.

lol @ OJ

Like Tiger and OJ, I also have a thing for blondes.  It's a fucking sickness, and  let them get away with way too much.
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Tre on March 16, 2010, 03:34:20 PM
Tre,

I thought you started working out again?!
 :)


Tell me about it.  Milan changed my life. lol

But, I'm hitting it hard again...only 3-4 times a week, tho. 
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: drkaje on March 16, 2010, 03:41:21 PM
Tell me about it.  Milan changed my life. lol

But, I'm hitting it hard again...only 3-4 times a week, tho. 


That one chick (in the dress) seems to have a smokin' ass.
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: io856 on March 16, 2010, 03:45:00 PM


That one chick (in the dress) seems to have a smokin' ass.
;)
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: shootfighter1 on March 16, 2010, 03:45:53 PM
Very nice Tre!
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: drkaje on March 16, 2010, 03:49:26 PM
;)

Pretty face/smile too but I had to look 4 times before seeing it, LOL!

This really is growth for Tre because he has posted some, I'll be nice, questionable pics in the past. :)
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Parker on March 16, 2010, 03:52:54 PM
The chick with the short dark hair and the grey-black oufit is the best looking one.
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: benchmstr on March 16, 2010, 03:59:55 PM
The chick with the short dark hair and the grey-black oufit is the best looking one.
there are a lot of pics of her on the female board...

bench
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Parker on March 16, 2010, 04:18:24 PM
there are a lot of pics of her on the female board...

bench
I shall go take a look...
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 16, 2010, 04:23:30 PM
Mediocre pimp hand right there...

couldnt have said it better.....creepy middle aged black man making ultra-mediocre women feel like they are supermodels
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Benny B on March 16, 2010, 04:26:57 PM
couldnt have said it better.....creepy middle aged black man making ultra-mediocre women feel like they are supermodels
Isn't "ultra mediocre" an oxymoron?  :P
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: drkaje on March 16, 2010, 04:28:12 PM
couldnt have said it better.....creepy middle aged black man making ultra-mediocre women feel like they are supermodels

They look more hitable than any pics of the women shown from the Arnold classic.
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 16, 2010, 04:32:05 PM
They look more hitable than any pics of the women shown from the Arnold classic.

those girls are all competitors as well,,,,,they are just not dieted for shows at the moment.....thus they look a little more feminine

the girls in the front is kourtny olson (sp)

the point is, tre, being the weirdo he is follows these girls around and tells them how beautiful they are; whereas, anyone who has been around beautiful women knows that these girls are average at best

Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: drkaje on March 16, 2010, 04:33:21 PM
those girls are all competitors as well,,,,,they are just not dieted for shows at the moment.....thus they look a little more feminine

the girls in the front is kourtny olson (sp)

the point is, tre, being the weirdo he is follows these girls around and tells them how beautiful they are; whereas, anyone who has been around beautiful women knows that these girls are average at best



Tre is a professional photographer who loves the work.
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Tre on March 16, 2010, 04:38:57 PM
Very nice Tre!

Thanks, bro!  The things I fall for, I swear.  lol 



That one chick (in the dress) seems to have a smokin' ass.

QFT - she's got a seriously bangin' booty and thighs that could make a brotha cry.  Love me some KO...such a cool, down-to-earth chick.

They look more hitable than any pics of the women shown from the Arnold classic.

QFT

Tre is a professional photographer who loves the work.

And lastly....QFT.

If I were that guy, I'd hate me, too.  :D
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: bigmikecox on March 16, 2010, 04:39:50 PM
there should be a rule that in order to post or even talk about bbing you need 17 in biceps
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Tre on March 16, 2010, 04:43:46 PM
those girls are all competitors as well,,,,,they are just not dieted for shows at the moment.....thus they look a little more feminine

the girls in the front is kourtny olson (sp)

the point is, tre, being the weirdo he is follows these girls around and tells them how beautiful they are; whereas, anyone who has been around beautiful women knows that these girls are average at best
Right now, I'm on top of the world, so I don't need to 'follow' anyone, but nice try.  When I was a young pup coming up, yeah, there would've been some truth in your words, but not today.  

It's 70 degrees outside and I just brought in the steaks and seafood off the grill.  I spent last Saturday snowboarding with my kiddo and we'll be skiing this weekend as well.  I can be on the mountain in 70 minutes from my house and can be back in spring weather before dark.  

Not braggin', but it is what it is and life is good...very good.  

You have every reason to hate me.  ;)
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Tre on March 16, 2010, 04:48:10 PM
there should be a rule that in order to post or even talk about bbing you need 17 in biceps

Some of my gal pals are close.   ;)
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: brooklynbruiser on March 16, 2010, 06:58:25 PM
Tre! I love you, man. Living your dream! :)
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: jaejonna on March 16, 2010, 07:03:01 PM
tre looks like vince  ???
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: drkaje on March 16, 2010, 07:07:22 PM
tre looks like vince  ???

Ouch!!
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: BIG_STI on March 16, 2010, 07:08:48 PM
mudsharks
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: kiwiol on March 16, 2010, 07:09:50 PM
there should be a rule that in order to post or even talk about bbing you need 17 in biceps

You like your men big, huh?
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: jaejonna on March 16, 2010, 07:11:03 PM
mudsharks
doubt he bangs any, if that happened someone will have sh*t on thier d*ick and it aint Tre niether ... uhhh huhhh  :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: drkaje on March 16, 2010, 07:16:12 PM
Tre should have known better than to post pics with women on GetBig, LOL!

If he posted with some drugged up bloated men or flat-assed chicks, built like 12 yr old boys with boob jobs everyone would be his pal. :)
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: brooklynbruiser on March 16, 2010, 07:27:10 PM
You ain't never lied.
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: The_Punisher on March 17, 2010, 06:05:28 AM
In the GetBig spirit of brutal self-ownage, I present...




Shit, that chick on the bottom left is nice and thick. I wanna see her stand up
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 17, 2010, 06:08:01 AM
In the GetBig spirit of brutal self-ownage, I present...




Why do you have an angry look on your face???
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: Tre on March 17, 2010, 10:01:31 AM
Why do you have an angry look on your face???

Long story, but let's just say I was really sleepy and leave it at that.  Plus, I always look like shit from that angle. 

Tre should have known better than to post pics with women on GetBig, LOL!

If he posted with some drugged up bloated men or flat-assed chicks, built like 12 yr old boys with boob jobs everyone would be his pal. :)

You're killin' 'em, Doc! 

I know I'm part of the GetBig family, but I just can't trade in my love of women for men-in-thongs lust. 

Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: freespirit on March 17, 2010, 10:05:16 AM
I know I'm part of the GetBig family, but I just can't trade in my love of women for men-in-thongs lust. 

A majority here are secretly admirers of the oiled up men in thong. I guess baygbm has their pm's.  :-\
Title: Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
Post by: freespirit on March 17, 2010, 10:05:53 AM

Shit, that chick on the bottom left is nice and thick. I wanna see her stand up