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How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« on: March 16, 2010, 11:33:05 AM »

In the GetBig spirit of brutal self-ownage, I present...


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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 11:43:13 AM »
Mediocre pimp hand right there...

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2010, 11:47:03 AM »
In the GetBig spirit of brutal self-ownage, I present...



Mission Accomplished  ;D ;D

You do realize that if you weren't in the business you are in..... these women wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire..right?  ;D ;D

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2010, 11:54:54 AM »
You have more 5 o'clock shadow than the girls.  And you call yourself a schmoe. :-\

Classic Tigerfashion dress sense tho!

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2010, 02:43:01 PM »
Brutal sock in the panks (no homo). 

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2010, 02:56:24 PM »
that dude needs palmers cocoa butter asap check out that elbow.looks like the leftover ashes from a volcano.

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2010, 03:17:44 PM »
Brutal sock in the panks (no homo). 

Hey!  Eyes off the package!!  >:(

Not sure how the pic came out that way, as I don't even have a big member.  I'm larger than average, but not significantly so, and I certainly don't remember anything special happening at moment. 

that dude needs palmers cocoa butter asap check out that elbow.looks like the leftover ashes from a volcano.

That's the *after*-lotion pic.  Columbus was dry as hell that weekend.  :-\


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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2010, 03:25:28 PM »
Tre,

I thought you started working out again?!
 :)

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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2010, 03:31:02 PM »
You have more 5 o'clock shadow than the girls.  And you call yourself a schmoe. :-\

Classic Tigerfashion dress sense tho!
 

Red knit worn in Tiger's honor, for sure.  I used to be a Tier-1 schmoe, but I was put on schmobation last year after I was seen flirting with a bikini girl.  Then after Britt quit bodybuilding, it was pretty much downhill from there and eventually, my Schmoe Card was pulled when I announced that I was no longer attracted to female bodybuilders.  I'm trying to get my schmojo back, though, and there are a couple of new schmoehos in the mix who are determined to return me to full schmoe status.  Wish them luck. ;)

Mission Accomplished  ;D ;D

You do realize that if you weren't in the business you are in..... these women wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire..right?  ;D ;D

LOL - not true, tho - even if you're not making money, women are drawn to guys who know how to talk

dude you look like oj.  :-X

all the white women around you dont help things.

lol @ OJ

Like Tiger and OJ, I also have a thing for blondes.  It's a fucking sickness, and  let them get away with way too much.

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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2010, 03:34:20 PM »
Tre,

I thought you started working out again?!
 :)


Tell me about it.  Milan changed my life. lol

But, I'm hitting it hard again...only 3-4 times a week, tho. 

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2010, 03:41:21 PM »
Tell me about it.  Milan changed my life. lol

But, I'm hitting it hard again...only 3-4 times a week, tho. 


That one chick (in the dress) seems to have a smokin' ass.

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2010, 03:45:00 PM »


That one chick (in the dress) seems to have a smokin' ass.
;)

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2010, 03:45:53 PM »
Very nice Tre!

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2010, 03:49:26 PM »
;)

Pretty face/smile too but I had to look 4 times before seeing it, LOL!

This really is growth for Tre because he has posted some, I'll be nice, questionable pics in the past. :)

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 03:52:54 PM »
The chick with the short dark hair and the grey-black oufit is the best looking one.

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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2010, 03:59:55 PM »
The chick with the short dark hair and the grey-black oufit is the best looking one.
there are a lot of pics of her on the female board...

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2010, 04:18:24 PM »
there are a lot of pics of her on the female board...

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I shall go take a look...

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2010, 04:23:30 PM »
Mediocre pimp hand right there...

couldnt have said it better.....creepy middle aged black man making ultra-mediocre women feel like they are supermodels

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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2010, 04:26:57 PM »
couldnt have said it better.....creepy middle aged black man making ultra-mediocre women feel like they are supermodels
Isn't "ultra mediocre" an oxymoron?  :P
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2010, 04:28:12 PM »
couldnt have said it better.....creepy middle aged black man making ultra-mediocre women feel like they are supermodels

They look more hitable than any pics of the women shown from the Arnold classic.

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2010, 04:32:05 PM »
They look more hitable than any pics of the women shown from the Arnold classic.

those girls are all competitors as well,,,,,they are just not dieted for shows at the moment.....thus they look a little more feminine

the girls in the front is kourtny olson (sp)

the point is, tre, being the weirdo he is follows these girls around and tells them how beautiful they are; whereas, anyone who has been around beautiful women knows that these girls are average at best


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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2010, 04:33:21 PM »
those girls are all competitors as well,,,,,they are just not dieted for shows at the moment.....thus they look a little more feminine

the girls in the front is kourtny olson (sp)

the point is, tre, being the weirdo he is follows these girls around and tells them how beautiful they are; whereas, anyone who has been around beautiful women knows that these girls are average at best



Tre is a professional photographer who loves the work.

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« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2010, 04:38:57 PM »
Very nice Tre!

Thanks, bro!  The things I fall for, I swear.  lol 



That one chick (in the dress) seems to have a smokin' ass.

QFT - she's got a seriously bangin' booty and thighs that could make a brotha cry.  Love me some KO...such a cool, down-to-earth chick.

They look more hitable than any pics of the women shown from the Arnold classic.

QFT

Tre is a professional photographer who loves the work.

And lastly....QFT.

If I were that guy, I'd hate me, too.  :D

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2010, 04:39:50 PM »
there should be a rule that in order to post or even talk about bbing you need 17 in biceps

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Re: How to handle your schmoe(nomo)hos - take note, Tiger
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2010, 04:43:46 PM »
those girls are all competitors as well,,,,,they are just not dieted for shows at the moment.....thus they look a little more feminine

the girls in the front is kourtny olson (sp)

the point is, tre, being the weirdo he is follows these girls around and tells them how beautiful they are; whereas, anyone who has been around beautiful women knows that these girls are average at best
Right now, I'm on top of the world, so I don't need to 'follow' anyone, but nice try.  When I was a young pup coming up, yeah, there would've been some truth in your words, but not today.  

It's 70 degrees outside and I just brought in the steaks and seafood off the grill.  I spent last Saturday snowboarding with my kiddo and we'll be skiing this weekend as well.  I can be on the mountain in 70 minutes from my house and can be back in spring weather before dark.  

Not braggin', but it is what it is and life is good...very good.  

You have every reason to hate me.  ;)