You have more 5 o'clock shadow than the girls. And you call yourself a schmoe. 
Classic Tigerfashion dress sense tho!
Red knit worn in Tiger's honor, for sure. I used to be a Tier-1 schmoe, but I was put on schmobation last year after I was seen flirting with a bikini girl. Then after Britt quit bodybuilding, it was pretty much downhill from there and eventually, my Schmoe Card was pulled when I announced that I was no longer attracted to female bodybuilders. I'm trying to get my schmojo back, though, and there are a couple of new schmoehos in the mix who are determined to return me to full schmoe status. Wish them luck.
Mission Accomplished

You do realize that if you weren't in the business you are in..... these women wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire..right?

LOL - not true, tho - even if you're not making money, women are drawn to guys who know how to talk
dude you look like oj. 
all the white women around you dont help things.
lol @ OJ
Like Tiger and OJ, I also have a thing for blondes. It's a fucking sickness, and let them get away with way too much.