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Title: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 06:30:08 PM
 So i'm dating this woman. She's cool and everything is pretty good, but nothing spectacular, i'm not in love or anything.

 The problem is that the sex sucks. She always complains everytime I want to bang her. But she is kind of a proper and old school sort of Asian woman. So this kind of thing is normal.

 "No, but you take too long!", "But your dick is too big and it extends my pussy!", "Not tonight, maybe tommorow or next week."  ???

 It really sucks. I'm dating this chick but I still gotta beat my meat and fuck fruits for pleasure most of the time. And then when we do bang it's always just regular missionary position every time. Nothing exciting. And she never even gives me blowjobs either.

 What do you think?
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: benchmstr on March 18, 2010, 06:32:08 PM
wait....hold on a minute......let me get this straight......you let your girl tell you when its ok to have sex?

bench
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 06:33:12 PM
wait....hold on a minute......let me get this straight......you let your girl tell you when its ok to have sex?

bench

 Yeah well. I'm not gonna rape her. I try to push myself on her but if she keeps saying no I gotta stop right.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: MadeYaMelt on March 18, 2010, 06:33:46 PM
wait....hold on a minute......let me get this straight......you let your girl tell you when its ok to have sex?

bench

Epic letting a blow-up doll talk back to you. 
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: benchmstr on March 18, 2010, 06:34:34 PM
Epic letting a blow-up doll talk back to you. 
x2

bench
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2010, 06:34:41 PM
Dump her and find a new chick.

That's all I've got.

If you're feeling generous, tell her exactly why.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: tendonitis on March 18, 2010, 06:35:06 PM
we don't call it rape around here, it's surprise sex  ;D
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: benchmstr on March 18, 2010, 06:35:44 PM
Dump her and find a new chick.

That's all I've got.

If you're feeling generous, tell her exactly why.
agreed

bench
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: boonasty on March 18, 2010, 06:36:35 PM


 "No, but you take too long!", "But your dick is too big and it extends my pussy!", "Not tonight, maybe tommorow or next week."  ???



dreamer is back!
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 06:37:38 PM
Dump her and find a new chick.

That's all I've got.

If you're feeling generous, tell her exactly why.

 Maybe I should.

 But besides the sex everything else is pretty good. I should try to bring myself into the friend zone I think.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: SF1900 on March 18, 2010, 06:37:59 PM
Try to talk to her, and see what happens. If you feel like your needs are not being meant, then leave her.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 18, 2010, 06:40:39 PM
So far I've read that the sex sucks and the relationship is nothing spectacular.  ??? Give me her phone number i'll dump her for you if you're scared.

LOL ;D ;D
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Lurker79 on March 18, 2010, 06:40:55 PM
Throw her some money, every woman has a price.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: boonasty on March 18, 2010, 06:41:55 PM
So far I've read that the sex sucks and the relationship is nothing spectacular.  ??? Give me her phone number i'll dump her for you if you're scared.

 ;D
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2010, 06:43:08 PM
Maybe I should.

 But besides the sex everything else is pretty good. I should try to bring myself into the friend zone I think.

Not maybe, dump her. Any woman (who's honest) will tell you talking about shit like that is a waste of time. Any guy will tell you either someone else is hitting it or you ain't hittin' it the way she wants it hit. Either way, move on with some pride.

Don't you already have enough friends?

Dump her ass and make sure she knows why. If she offers more sex, say no and walk away. Letting chicks pull shit like that is a sign of weakness and women hate weak men.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 06:45:24 PM
So far I've read that the sex sucks and the relationship is nothing spectacular.  ??? Give me her phone number i'll dump her for you if you're scared.

 The thing about is that she makes a great friend. And i'm out here in this wierd Asian country trying to do my thing, so when you can find a good friend it's smart to hold onto it out here. If I was chilling back in the US it would be different.

 But you're right. It's time to sack up and end this thing. There's no point in settling for something mediocre. Gonna do it tonight.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: G_Thang on March 18, 2010, 06:47:37 PM
So i'm dating this woman. She's cool and everything is pretty good, but nothing spectacular, i'm not in love or anything.

 The problem is that the sex sucks. She always complains everytime I want to bang her. But she is kind of a proper and old school sort of Asian woman. So this kind of thing is normal.

 "No, but you take too long!", "But your dick is too big and it extends my pussy!", "Not tonight, maybe tommorow or next week."  ???

 It really sucks. I'm dating this chick but I still gotta beat my meat and fuck fruits for pleasure most of the time. And then when we do bang it's always just regular missionary position every time. Nothing exciting. And she never even gives me blowjobs either.

 What do you think?
welcome to the bob, redhook club.

 
(http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp12/russellgotmuscle/small-penis.jpg)

too many gimmicks on the board now
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 18, 2010, 06:47:47 PM
The thing about is that she makes a great friend. And i'm out here in this wierd Asian country trying to do my thing, so when you can find a good friend it's smart to hold onto it out here. If I was chilling back in the US it would be different.

 But you're right. It's time to sack up and end this thing. There's no point in settling for something mediocre. Gonna do it tonight.

So just chill with the bitch while actively looking to replace her
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: benchmstr on March 18, 2010, 06:48:49 PM
The thing about is that she makes a great friend. And i'm out here in this wierd Asian country trying to do my thing, so when you can find a good friend it's smart to hold onto it out here. If I was chilling back in the US it would be different.

 But you're right. It's time to sack up and end this thing. There's no point in settling for something mediocre. Gonna do it tonight.
men and women are not suppose to be friends......it goes against nature....you either fuck them, or let them be...

bench
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 06:53:28 PM
X2

PS: Don't buy her anything (also you could actually train her in bed but its a waste of time really).

 She is beyond being trained. Young women can be trained easily, but she is 30. Her uptight habits are unbreakable at this point.

 And I never buy her anything. For Valentines day I bought her a 10 dollar teddy bear, that's it.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2010, 06:55:40 PM
So just chill with the bitch while actively looking to replace her

I'm one for clean breaks.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 18, 2010, 06:57:53 PM
She is beyond being trained. Young women can be trained easily, but she is 30. Her uptight habits are unbreakable at this point.

 And I never buy her anything. For Valentines day I bought her a 10 dollar teddy bear, that's it.

Kick her ass out the door, asian women are unusually tight, and tend to squirm a lot when you're packing..

as a sendoff gift give her a popsicle stick to use as a dildo
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 18, 2010, 06:59:28 PM
I'm one for clean breaks.

Me too, but he seems to be having a problem meeting women there.... so i counseled him to not toss her back so fast if he can't find another chick so easy.

With any luck she will start to really like him , so when he breaks up with her he can hurt her feelings too  :D




Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on March 18, 2010, 07:00:24 PM
Buy her a dildo and tell her that she can use it anytime she feels the need for sex, because you are out the door pleasing bitches that enjoy orgasms and everything that comes natural in life.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2010, 07:01:58 PM
Me too, but he seems to be having a problem meeting women there.... so i counseled him to not toss her back so fast if he can't find another chick so easy.

With any luck she will start to really like him , so when he breaks up with her he can hurt her feelings too  :D

There's no cooter shortage. Replacing this chick will be good for all parties and being alone is still better than a bad/dysfunctional relationship.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Red Hook on March 18, 2010, 07:02:09 PM
welcome to the bob, redhook club.

 
(http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp12/russellgotmuscle/small-penis.jpg)

too many gimmicks on the board now

lol, it is what is is..but seriously I do have a big cock


and the thread starter needs to dump that chick..there are too many hot young things running around. Especially with spring approaching it is time to move on.

Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: io856 on March 18, 2010, 07:04:30 PM
Shes Asian I hope you are not white, sir.


That would very much be a sign of low self esteem i.e. not wanting to be held accountable to your own cultural standards.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: MP on March 18, 2010, 07:04:47 PM
Run.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 18, 2010, 07:05:21 PM
lol, it is what is is..but seriously I do have a big cock


and the thread starter needs to dump that chick..there are too many hot young things running around. Especially with spring approaching it is time to move on.



Do you wear a T shirt that says "I have a big cock" on it too?

You seem very pleased with yourself over this.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: clued-up on March 18, 2010, 07:08:04 PM
Dump her ass and make sure she knows why.

Good advice.. be brutally honest (its fun)...
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Red Hook on March 18, 2010, 07:08:50 PM
Do you wear a T shirt that says "I have a big cock" on it too?

You seem very pleased with yourself over this.

nah, no t shirt, but my online persona does enjoy witty banter.

ps..can I be an "arm don"?
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 18, 2010, 07:11:06 PM
nah, no t shirt, but my online persona does enjoy witty banter.

ps..can I be an "arm don"?

You realize that telling everyone you have a big cock on a 99% male forum might raise a few eyebrows, right?

The books are closed for now on Donship...will re-open again in May.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2010, 07:14:14 PM
Good advice.. be brutally honest (its fun)...

My point wasn't that he should be mean, LOL!

Letting her know that shit won't fly will be good for the soul. :)
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 07:38:42 PM
Shes Asian I hope you are not white, sir.


That would very much be a sign of low self esteem i.e. not wanting to be held accountable to your own cultural standards.

  I am living in a place that is 99.99999% Asian. And the few western women out here either have boyfriends or they are total swamp beasts.

 What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 18, 2010, 07:41:54 PM
you should talk to kiyomy
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 07:42:19 PM
Kick her ass out the door, asian women are unusually tight, and tend to squirm a lot when you're packing..

as a sendoff gift give her a popsicle stick to use as a dildo


 That's the truth. My cock is not huge, although it is good sized and above average. But she acts like it's killing her every time. It's ridiculous. She can only handle like one minute of serious pounding.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 18, 2010, 07:45:22 PM
the gimmicks are out of control lately
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: LatsMcGee on March 18, 2010, 07:47:03 PM
This is why you're supposed to have more than one asian woman , follow the emperor's example. 
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: TEsticles on March 18, 2010, 07:51:32 PM
conformity for the rest of your life...........and she hates the white devil = you.

money makes that kind of asian happy
dick makes that kind of asian unhappy
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 18, 2010, 08:18:56 PM
conformity for the rest of your life...........and she hates the white devil = you.

money makes that kind of asian happy
dick makes that kind of asian unhappy

x2
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 09:07:09 PM
conformity for the rest of your life...........and she hates the white devil = you.

money makes that kind of asian happy
dick makes that kind of asian unhappy

 That's the damn truth.

 Either way, i'm leaving the country later this year and i'm not going to bring any woman with me. So even if I keep her it'll only be for a little while longer.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: benchmstr on March 18, 2010, 09:26:44 PM
i just took a shit that was so big that.....i thought about blowing a rape whistle!!!!!!

bench
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 18, 2010, 10:14:26 PM
Bro, doesn't the thought of her saying NO and you still forcibly (but not too forcibly) saying YES with your body turn you on? Women want to be TAKEN. Many fantasize about pirates and shit because the thought of a scary many pirate kidnapping and raping them turns them on to no end. It is exciting for them. Conversely when a chick says no but it's that special no as I take off her shirt and slurp her tits is just so intoxicating. They were meant to say no, we were meant to say yes. You are fighting nature.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: io856 on March 18, 2010, 10:16:09 PM
Bro, doesn't the thought of her saying NO and you still forcibly (but not too forcibly) saying YES with your body turn you on? Women want to be TAKEN. Many fantasize about pirates and shit because the thought of a scary many pirate kidnapping and raping them turns them on to no end. It is exciting for them. Conversely when a chick says no but it's that special no as I take off her shirt and slurp her tits is just so intoxicating. They were meant to say no, we were meant to say yes. You are fighting nature.
a bodybuilder standing in court facing rape charges never looks good  ::)
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 18, 2010, 10:19:57 PM
a bodybuilder standing in court facing rape charges never looks good  ::)

If you are above the age of 15 and can't tell NO! from nooooo.....you are probably gay.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 18, 2010, 10:22:48 PM
If you are above the age of 15 and can't tell NO! from nooooo.....you are probably gay.


Don't forget to write from prison
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 10:23:44 PM
Bro, doesn't the thought of her saying NO and you still forcibly (but not too forcibly) saying YES with your body turn you on? Women want to be TAKEN. Many fantasize about pirates and shit because the thought of a scary many pirate kidnapping and raping them turns them on to no end. It is exciting for them. Conversely when a chick says no but it's that special no as I take off her shirt and slurp her tits is just so intoxicating. They were meant to say no, we were meant to say yes. You are fighting nature.

 No, this is a REAL no. Come out to China, Japan and Korea for a while and you'll see how a lot of these women are. A lot of them really do seem to have almost no interest in sex and they almost never want it. And when they do occasionally want it, they just want it quick and boring. It's very strange.

 And whenever I find a woman out here who seems more open, she turns out to be a whore or a massage parlor girl, and I always leave and don't turn back when I meet those.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Lurker79 on March 18, 2010, 10:24:09 PM
  I am living in a place that is 99.99999% Asian. And the few western women out here either have boyfriends or they are total swamp beasts.

 What the fuck am I supposed to do?

Welcome to Japan ;D
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Parker on March 18, 2010, 10:24:26 PM
So i'm dating this woman. She's cool and everything is pretty good, but nothing spectacular, i'm not in love or anything.

 The problem is that the sex sucks. She always complains everytime I want to bang her. But she is kind of a proper and old school sort of Asian woman. So this kind of thing is normal.

 "No, but you take too long!", "But your dick is too big and it extends my pussy!", "Not tonight, maybe tommorow or next week."  ???

 It really sucks. I'm dating this chick but I still gotta beat my meat and fuck fruits for pleasure most of the time. And then when we do bang it's always just regular missionary position every time. Nothing exciting. And she never even gives me blowjobs either.

 What do you think?
If this were true,and you were having problems, why did you pick a chick who is a "proper old school" asian chick, when you wanted her to take the "D"?

And this qoute right here leads one to believe that you don't have problems with women...

"Yeah I lived in Southern Cal for about 8 years and banged so many of them I almost lost count. Those women are the loosest woman i've ever met. Looser than any other kind of chick on Earth for sure. They make these tattooed ladies look like nuns.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 10:26:44 PM
If this were true,and you were having problems, why did you pick a chick who is a "proper old school" asian chick, when you wanted her to take the "D"?

And this qoute right here leads one to believe that you don't have problems with women...

"Yeah I lived in Southern Cal for about 8 years and banged so many of them I almost lost count. Those women are the loosest woman i've ever met. Looser than any other kind of chick on Earth for sure. They make these tattooed ladies look like nuns.

 I don't have problems with women in the US. But out here the dating situation is tricky. I'm in small town East Asia. The vibe is very conservative, and the average person doesn't really like foreigners too much.

 And this woman i'm talking about is really cool overall, we get along well. The sex life is just awful.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Lurker79 on March 18, 2010, 10:30:53 PM
I don't have problems with women in the US. But out here the dating situation is tricky. I'm in small town East Asia. The vibe is very conservative, and the average person doesn't really like foreigners too much.

 And this woman i'm talking about is really cool overall, we get along well. The sex life is just awful.

Get out to the big city when you can, if that's an option.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Parker on March 18, 2010, 10:34:39 PM
I don't have problems with women in the US. But out here the dating situation is tricky. I'm in small town East Asia. The vibe is very conservative, and the average person doesn't really like foreigners too much.

 And this woman i'm talking about is really cool overall, we get along well. The sex life is just awful.

Buy some porn and some popcorn, and make a bet that she can't beat those girls at what they are doing...other than that...you might have to find a looser woman...
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 10:36:56 PM
Get out to the big city when you can, if that's an option.

 I do :) It's only a one hour ride to a huge city of 20 million people. I'm there every weekend, going there tonight actually. Gonna rent a scooter and cruise around looking for trouble.

 But during the week it's a little more tough. During the week it's like The Shining.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 10:48:20 PM
Welcome to Japan ;D

 I'm not in Japan.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 18, 2010, 11:05:59 PM
No, this is a REAL no. Come out to China, Japan and Korea for a while and you'll see how a lot of these women are. A lot of them really do seem to have almost no interest in sex and they almost never want it. And when they do occasionally want it, they just want it quick and boring. It's very strange.

 And whenever I find a woman out here who seems more open, she turns out to be a whore or a massage parlor girl, and I always leave and don't turn back when I meet those.

Of course they never want sex- who wants to get fucked by a pinky finger surrounded by a thick bush of pubes?
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Hulkotron on March 18, 2010, 11:06:20 PM
She is fucking at least two other guys.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 18, 2010, 11:11:40 PM
stop banging your head over it.......it just incompatibility

and while people CAN change, YOU cannot change people

move on.....if its true what you say about not loving her, it shouldnt be that difficult
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 11:24:11 PM
She is fucking at least two other guys.

 No she's not. She wouldn't have the time to do it. She works all day and then we hang out almost every night. So I know where she's at all the time and she wouldn't have time to be able to get away with that.

 It's just that weird Confucian shit. The women out here are very different than US women.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: Nomad_Warrior on March 18, 2010, 11:25:32 PM
I do :) It's only a one hour ride to a huge city of 20 million people. I'm there every weekend, going there tonight actually. Gonna rent a scooter and cruise around looking for trouble.

 But during the week it's a little more tough. During the week it's like The Shining.

Are you living in Korea? 20 million people? gotta be Seoul.  You will find plenty of women that are willing to deal with your, larger than asian cock. Try Itaiwon, after dark it's swimming with hotties looking for western men.  And if you strike out at the bars, just go down the alleyways, the price is right, 50,000 Won, about $40 U.S. will get the job done, you won't hear her complain and you'll never have to call her.
Title: Re: Give me some dating advice please
Post by: ShipSekki on March 18, 2010, 11:47:15 PM
Are you living in Korea? 20 million people? gotta be Seoul.  You will find plenty of women that are willing to deal with your, larger than asian cock. Try Itaiwon, after dark it's swimming with hotties looking for western men.  And if you strike out at the bars, just go down the alleyways, the price is right, 50,000 Won, about $40 U.S. will get the job done, you won't hear her complain and you'll never have to call her.

 Itaewon is allright. Tons of whores all over and bars. That's a good place to go if you just want total debauchery. I usually prefer to go to Gangnam or Hongdae. Lots of good spots in those places.

 50,000 won? No, it's more like 80,000 these days.