Give me some dating advice please

[ShipSekki]

 So i'm dating this woman. She's cool and everything is pretty good, but nothing spectacular, i'm not in love or anything.

 The problem is that the sex sucks. She always complains everytime I want to bang her. But she is kind of a proper and old school sort of Asian woman. So this kind of thing is normal.

 "No, but you take too long!", "But your dick is too big and it extends my pussy!", "Not tonight, maybe tommorow or next week." 

 It really sucks. I'm dating this chick but I still gotta beat my meat and fuck fruits for pleasure most of the time. And then when we do bang it's always just regular missionary position every time. Nothing exciting. And she never even gives me blowjobs either.

 What do you think?

[benchmstr]

wait....hold on a minute......let me get this straight......you let your girl tell you when its ok to have sex?

bench

[ShipSekki]

wait....hold on a minute......let me get this straight......you let your girl tell you when its ok to have sex?

bench

 Yeah well. I'm not gonna rape her. I try to push myself on her but if she keeps saying no I gotta stop right.

[MadeYaMelt]

wait....hold on a minute......let me get this straight......you let your girl tell you when its ok to have sex?

bench

Epic letting a blow-up doll talk back to you. 

[benchmstr]

Epic letting a blow-up doll talk back to you. 

x2

bench

[drkaje]

Dump her and find a new chick.

That's all I've got.

If you're feeling generous, tell her exactly why.

[tendonitis]

we don't call it rape around here, it's surprise sex 

[benchmstr]

Dump her and find a new chick.

That's all I've got.

If you're feeling generous, tell her exactly why.

agreed

bench

[boonasty]

 "No, but you take too long!", "But your dick is too big and it extends my pussy!", "Not tonight, maybe tommorow or next week." 

dreamer is back!

[ShipSekki]

Dump her and find a new chick.

That's all I've got.

If you're feeling generous, tell her exactly why.

 Maybe I should.

 But besides the sex everything else is pretty good. I should try to bring myself into the friend zone I think.

[SF1900]

Try to talk to her, and see what happens. If you feel like your needs are not being meant, then leave her.

[Palpatine Q]

So far I've read that the sex sucks and the relationship is nothing spectacular.  Give me her phone number i'll dump her for you if you're scared.

LOL

[Lurker79]

Throw her some money, every woman has a price.

[boonasty]

So far I've read that the sex sucks and the relationship is nothing spectacular.  Give me her phone number i'll dump her for you if you're scared.

 

[drkaje]

Maybe I should.

 But besides the sex everything else is pretty good. I should try to bring myself into the friend zone I think.

Not maybe, dump her. Any woman (who's honest) will tell you talking about shit like that is a waste of time. Any guy will tell you either someone else is hitting it or you ain't hittin' it the way she wants it hit. Either way, move on with some pride.

Don't you already have enough friends?

Dump her ass and make sure she knows why. If she offers more sex, say no and walk away. Letting chicks pull shit like that is a sign of weakness and women hate weak men.

[ShipSekki]

So far I've read that the sex sucks and the relationship is nothing spectacular.   Give me her phone number i'll dump her for you if you're scared.

 The thing about is that she makes a great friend. And i'm out here in this wierd Asian country trying to do my thing, so when you can find a good friend it's smart to hold onto it out here. If I was chilling back in the US it would be different.

 But you're right. It's time to sack up and end this thing. There's no point in settling for something mediocre. Gonna do it tonight.

[G_Thang]

So i'm dating this woman. She's cool and everything is pretty good, but nothing spectacular, i'm not in love or anything.

 The problem is that the sex sucks. She always complains everytime I want to bang her. But she is kind of a proper and old school sort of Asian woman. So this kind of thing is normal.

 "No, but you take too long!", "But your dick is too big and it extends my pussy!", "Not tonight, maybe tommorow or next week."  

 It really sucks. I'm dating this chick but I still gotta beat my meat and fuck fruits for pleasure most of the time. And then when we do bang it's always just regular missionary position every time. Nothing exciting. And she never even gives me blowjobs either.

 What do you think?

welcome to the bob, redhook club.

 


too many gimmicks on the board now

[Palpatine Q]

The thing about is that she makes a great friend. And i'm out here in this wierd Asian country trying to do my thing, so when you can find a good friend it's smart to hold onto it out here. If I was chilling back in the US it would be different.

 But you're right. It's time to sack up and end this thing. There's no point in settling for something mediocre. Gonna do it tonight.

So just chill with the bitch while actively looking to replace her

[benchmstr]

The thing about is that she makes a great friend. And i'm out here in this wierd Asian country trying to do my thing, so when you can find a good friend it's smart to hold onto it out here. If I was chilling back in the US it would be different.

 But you're right. It's time to sack up and end this thing. There's no point in settling for something mediocre. Gonna do it tonight.

men and women are not suppose to be friends......it goes against nature....you either fuck them, or let them be...

bench

[ShipSekki]

X2

PS: Don't buy her anything (also you could actually train her in bed but its a waste of time really).

 She is beyond being trained. Young women can be trained easily, but she is 30. Her uptight habits are unbreakable at this point.

 And I never buy her anything. For Valentines day I bought her a 10 dollar teddy bear, that's it.

[drkaje]

So just chill with the bitch while actively looking to replace her

I'm one for clean breaks.

[Captain Equipoise]

She is beyond being trained. Young women can be trained easily, but she is 30. Her uptight habits are unbreakable at this point.

 And I never buy her anything. For Valentines day I bought her a 10 dollar teddy bear, that's it.

Kick her ass out the door, asian women are unusually tight, and tend to squirm a lot when you're packing..

as a sendoff gift give her a popsicle stick to use as a dildo

[Palpatine Q]

I'm one for clean breaks.

Me too, but he seems to be having a problem meeting women there.... so i counseled him to not toss her back so fast if he can't find another chick so easy.

With any luck she will start to really like him , so when he breaks up with her he can hurt her feelings too  

[JaggyShortBuff]

Buy her a dildo and tell her that she can use it anytime she feels the need for sex, because you are out the door pleasing bitches that enjoy orgasms and everything that comes natural in life.

[drkaje]

Me too, but he seems to be having a problem meeting women there.... so i counseled him to not toss her back so fast if he can't find another chick so easy.

With any luck she will start to really like him , so when he breaks up with her he can hurt her feelings too  

There's no cooter shortage. Replacing this chick will be good for all parties and being alone is still better than a bad/dysfunctional relationship.