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Title: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: Wiggs on March 22, 2010, 08:35:22 PM
So the frau and I were in Whole Foods today.  We were in the area where the soups and salads are and my wife looks to see what soups are available.  There were four lined up, vegatable, ministrone, clam chowder and matzo ball...As my wife is looking, a 70+ year old 5'1 jew strolls over and opens all the soup tops going down the line seeing what they look like.  My wife being a very passive person moves so he can do it.  After he's done my wife goes back to the soup to get some and the old jew does it again all pissed of that my wife was there...I summoned the power of her German, Nazi ancestors as I saw what happened and stepped in between him and the soup.  As my wife was visibly shaken.  When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp.  I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate, negro, nostrils and clenched my jaw and he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...

Next time, I won't be so nice.... 8)

Thank you squadfather....thank you.


 ;D  BTW true story




Title: Re: Epic ownage in a grocery store today!
Post by: SF1900 on March 22, 2010, 08:37:04 PM
Squadfather would be proud.
Title: Re: Epic ownage in a grocery store today!
Post by: chaos on March 22, 2010, 08:40:13 PM
 I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate negro nostrils and clench my jaw he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...







My favorite part.
Title: Re: Epic ownage in a grocery store today!
Post by: Rami on March 22, 2010, 08:43:33 PM
That's a good story.

But always carry a magazine with you, just in case!


Title: Re: Epic ownage in a grocery store today!
Post by: James Blunt on March 22, 2010, 08:44:55 PM
Hahahah I just spit my oats and protein shake all over my keyboard!
Title: Re: Epic ownage in a grocery store today!
Post by: James Blunt on March 22, 2010, 08:49:07 PM
That's a good story.

But always carry a magazine with you, just in case!



hahaah ohwow youtube is the best thing ever. So much for free. It's amazing  ;D
Title: Re: Epic ownage in a grocery store today!
Post by: benchmstr on March 22, 2010, 08:49:15 PM
So the frau and I were in Wholefoods today.  We were in the area where the soups and salads are and my wife looks to see what soups are available.  There were four lined up, vegatable, ministrone, clam chowder and matzo ball...As my wife is looking, a 70+ year old 5'1 jew strolls over and opens all the soup tops going down the line seeing what they look like.  My wife being a very passive person moves so he can do it.  After he's done my wife goes back to the soup to get some and the old jew does it again all pissed of that my wife was there...I summoned the power of her German, Nazi ancestors as I saw what happened and stepped in between him and the soup.  As my wife was visibly shaken.  When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp.  I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate negro nostrils and clench my jaw he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...

Next time, I won't be so nice.... 8)

Thank you squadfather....thank you.


 ;D  BTW true story





hahahahaha but i would change this to "bell pepper ass looking nose"....or ron might ban you for being to hard on the jews ;D

bench
Title: Re: Epic ownage in a grocery store today!
Post by: thelamefalsehood on March 22, 2010, 08:51:15 PM
Get the seafood gumbo soup next time, that soup is f--ing awesome man
Title: Re: Epic ownage in a grocery store today!
Post by: jpm101 on March 22, 2010, 08:53:47 PM
Bad news, the old man's grandson is THE Goldberg.  The Yiddish gentleman vowing to seek revenge on the shvartser. And the vays women who was with him. A Hebrew curse dwells upon your head now.

By the way, when does SF get out of joint time in Chicago?
Title: Re: Epic ownage in a grocery store today!
Post by: kiwiol on March 22, 2010, 08:56:39 PM
So the frau and I were in Wholefoods today.  We were in the area where the soups and salads are and my wife looks to see what soups are available.  There were four lined up, vegatable, ministrone, clam chowder and matzo ball...As my wife is looking, a 70+ year old 5'1 jew strolls over and opens all the soup tops going down the line seeing what they look like.  My wife being a very passive person moves so he can do it.  After he's done my wife goes back to the soup to get some and the old jew does it again all pissed of that my wife was there...I summoned the power of her German, Nazi ancestors as I saw what happened and stepped in between him and the soup.  As my wife was visibly shaken.  When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp.  I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate negro nostrils and clench my jaw he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...

Next time, I won't be so nice.... 8)

Thank you squadfather....thank you.


 ;D  BTW true story


You're lucky he didn't JuJitsu your ass
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: jon cole on March 22, 2010, 11:06:16 PM
"When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp.  I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate, negro, nostrils and clenched my jaw and he nearly shit his pants and scurried"


SIMPLY EPIC... :o
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: Tyr on March 23, 2010, 01:02:03 AM
So the frau and I were in Whole Foods today.  We were in the area where the soups and salads are and my wife looks to see what soups are available.  There were four lined up, vegatable, ministrone, clam chowder and matzo ball...As my wife is looking, a 70+ year old 5'1 jew strolls over and opens all the soup tops going down the line seeing what they look like.  My wife being a very passive person moves so he can do it.  After he's done my wife goes back to the soup to get some and the old jew does it again all pissed of that my wife was there...I summoned the power of her German, Nazi ancestors as I saw what happened and stepped in between him and the soup.  As my wife was visibly shaken.  When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp.  I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate, negro, nostrils and clenched my jaw and he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...

Next time, I won't be so nice.... 8)

Thank you squadfather....thank you.


 ;D  BTW true story






 :D
brutal
Good stuff.

Better hope Ron doesn't see this or you'll end up getting transferred to a camp as well   ;D
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: Army of One on March 23, 2010, 01:45:20 AM
So the frau and I were in Whole Foods today.  We were in the area where the soups and salads are and my wife looks to see what soups are available.  There were four lined up, vegatable, ministrone, clam chowder and matzo ball...As my wife is looking, a 70+ year old 5'1 jew strolls over and opens all the soup tops going down the line seeing what they look like.  My wife being a very passive person moves so he can do it.  After he's done my wife goes back to the soup to get some and the old jew does it again all pissed of that my wife was there...I summoned the power of her German, Nazi ancestors as I saw what happened and stepped in between him and the soup.  As my wife was visibly shaken.  When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp.  I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate, negro, nostrils and clenched my jaw and he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...

Next time, I won't be so nice.... 8)

Thank you squadfather....thank you.


 ;D  BTW true story






Maybe uncle joe just wanted a gay4pay session while betty was out of town
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: calfzilla on March 23, 2010, 02:09:30 AM
1. Post of the week!

2. Post pics of your Aryan wife. 

3. If he is really a holocaust surviving Jew, you really can't blame him for being drawn to the soup isle. 

4. Racist post.  Reported...(no really  ;D)
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: Mr. Magoo on March 23, 2010, 02:19:01 AM
lmao
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: JasonH on March 23, 2010, 02:26:25 AM
Nice ownage Wiggs.

Reminds me of the good old days on Getbig when ownings were a regular occurance.
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 23, 2010, 02:30:21 AM
Wiggs is a store bouncer.
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: pugalist666 on March 23, 2010, 03:03:08 AM
1. Post of the week!

2. Post pics of your Caucasian wife. 

3. If he is really a holocaust surviving Jew, you really can't blame him for being drawn to the soup isle. 

4. Racist post.  Reported...(no really  ;D)
probably not a good idea
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: wes mantooth on March 23, 2010, 09:36:39 AM
1. Post of the week!


X2

still laughing...
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 23, 2010, 09:39:57 AM
i didn't know Wiggs was a smelly hippie?
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: SamoanIrishman on March 23, 2010, 09:44:37 AM
Awesome..
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: spinnis on March 23, 2010, 09:51:31 AM
Wiggs is like a in real life action movie star.

yes im high.
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 23, 2010, 09:55:17 AM
Wiggs is like a in real life action movie star.

yes im high.
Nice job man
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: Bobby on March 23, 2010, 02:02:31 PM

How can you tell a Jewish house at Christmas? Parking meter on the roof

Whats a Jew's worst nightmare? Half price bacon


;D
Title: Re: Epic grocery store ownage today!
Post by: Wiggs on March 23, 2010, 02:17:20 PM
;D

Hey motherfu cker don't you dare fuckin' misquote me like that.  I never fucking wrote that bullshit! >:(
I don't hate jews.

Milton Glein Wigginstein III aka Wiggs