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So the frau and I were in Whole Foods today. We were in the area where the soups and salads are and my wife looks to see what soups are available. There were four lined up, vegatable, ministrone, clam chowder and matzo ball...As my wife is looking, a 70+ year old 5'1 jew strolls over and opens all the soup tops going down the line seeing what they look like. My wife being a very passive person moves so he can do it. After he's done my wife goes back to the soup to get some and the old jew does it again all pissed of that my wife was there...I summoned the power of her German, Nazi ancestors as I saw what happened and stepped in between him and the soup. As my wife was visibly shaken. When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp. I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate, negro, nostrils and clenched my jaw and he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...
Next time, I won't be so nice.... 8)
Thank you squadfather....thank you.
;D BTW true story
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Squadfather would be proud.
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I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate negro nostrils and clench my jaw he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...
My favorite part.
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That's a good story.
But always carry a magazine with you, just in case!
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Hahahah I just spit my oats and protein shake all over my keyboard!
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That's a good story.
But always carry a magazine with you, just in case!
hahaah ohwow youtube is the best thing ever. So much for free. It's amazing ;D
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So the frau and I were in Wholefoods today. We were in the area where the soups and salads are and my wife looks to see what soups are available. There were four lined up, vegatable, ministrone, clam chowder and matzo ball...As my wife is looking, a 70+ year old 5'1 jew strolls over and opens all the soup tops going down the line seeing what they look like. My wife being a very passive person moves so he can do it. After he's done my wife goes back to the soup to get some and the old jew does it again all pissed of that my wife was there...I summoned the power of her German, Nazi ancestors as I saw what happened and stepped in between him and the soup. As my wife was visibly shaken. When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp. I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate negro nostrils and clench my jaw he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...
Next time, I won't be so nice.... 8)
Thank you squadfather....thank you.
;D BTW true story
hahahahaha but i would change this to "bell pepper ass looking nose"....or ron might ban you for being to hard on the jews ;D
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Get the seafood gumbo soup next time, that soup is f--ing awesome man
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Bad news, the old man's grandson is THE Goldberg. The Yiddish gentleman vowing to seek revenge on the shvartser. And the vays women who was with him. A Hebrew curse dwells upon your head now.
By the way, when does SF get out of joint time in Chicago?
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So the frau and I were in Wholefoods today. We were in the area where the soups and salads are and my wife looks to see what soups are available. There were four lined up, vegatable, ministrone, clam chowder and matzo ball...As my wife is looking, a 70+ year old 5'1 jew strolls over and opens all the soup tops going down the line seeing what they look like. My wife being a very passive person moves so he can do it. After he's done my wife goes back to the soup to get some and the old jew does it again all pissed of that my wife was there...I summoned the power of her German, Nazi ancestors as I saw what happened and stepped in between him and the soup. As my wife was visibly shaken. When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp. I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate negro nostrils and clench my jaw he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...
Next time, I won't be so nice.... 8)
Thank you squadfather....thank you.
;D BTW true story
You're lucky he didn't JuJitsu your ass
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"When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp. I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate, negro, nostrils and clenched my jaw and he nearly shit his pants and scurried"
SIMPLY EPIC... :o
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So the frau and I were in Whole Foods today. We were in the area where the soups and salads are and my wife looks to see what soups are available. There were four lined up, vegatable, ministrone, clam chowder and matzo ball...As my wife is looking, a 70+ year old 5'1 jew strolls over and opens all the soup tops going down the line seeing what they look like. My wife being a very passive person moves so he can do it. After he's done my wife goes back to the soup to get some and the old jew does it again all pissed of that my wife was there...I summoned the power of her German, Nazi ancestors as I saw what happened and stepped in between him and the soup. As my wife was visibly shaken. When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp. I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate, negro, nostrils and clenched my jaw and he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...
Next time, I won't be so nice.... 8)
Thank you squadfather....thank you.
;D BTW true story
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brutal
Good stuff.
Better hope Ron doesn't see this or you'll end up getting transferred to a camp as well ;D
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So the frau and I were in Whole Foods today. We were in the area where the soups and salads are and my wife looks to see what soups are available. There were four lined up, vegatable, ministrone, clam chowder and matzo ball...As my wife is looking, a 70+ year old 5'1 jew strolls over and opens all the soup tops going down the line seeing what they look like. My wife being a very passive person moves so he can do it. After he's done my wife goes back to the soup to get some and the old jew does it again all pissed of that my wife was there...I summoned the power of her German, Nazi ancestors as I saw what happened and stepped in between him and the soup. As my wife was visibly shaken. When he turned around he saw my overpowering 5'9.5 inch 252 lbs ebony frame staring at him with a look he hadn't seen since he was taken to a camp. I stared in into his beedy little eyes and flared my chocolate, negro, nostrils and clenched my jaw and he nearly shit his pants and scurried away back to his cave...
Next time, I won't be so nice.... 8)
Thank you squadfather....thank you.
;D BTW true story
Maybe uncle joe just wanted a gay4pay session while betty was out of town
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1. Post of the week!
2. Post pics of your Aryan wife.
3. If he is really a holocaust surviving Jew, you really can't blame him for being drawn to the soup isle.
4. Racist post. Reported...(no really ;D)
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lmao
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Nice ownage Wiggs.
Reminds me of the good old days on Getbig when ownings were a regular occurance.
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Wiggs is a store bouncer.
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1. Post of the week!
2. Post pics of your Caucasian wife.
3. If he is really a holocaust surviving Jew, you really can't blame him for being drawn to the soup isle.
4. Racist post. Reported...(no really ;D)
probably not a good idea
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1. Post of the week!
X2
still laughing...
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i didn't know Wiggs was a smelly hippie?
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Awesome..
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Wiggs is like a in real life action movie star.
yes im high.
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Wiggs is like a in real life action movie star.
yes im high.
Nice job man
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How can you tell a Jewish house at Christmas? Parking meter on the roof
Whats a Jew's worst nightmare? Half price bacon
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Hey motherfu cker don't you dare fuckin' misquote me like that. I never fucking wrote that bullshit! >:(
I don't hate jews.
Milton Glein Wigginstein III aka Wiggs