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Title: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:34:12 AM
What do you guys think of the Israelis that sell Dead Sea Salt with healing properties (oh brother) in the malls? 
As you know they use very aggressive selling techniques and make ridiculous profit.
I used to avoid them but now I intentionally speak to them.  Like today I approached a gentleman that was of Israeli and Morrocan ethnicity. His name was Tali.  Good kid.  We talked about Israel but only after I told him I had no interest in buying anything. 

Tell your stories?  They employ good looking men and women on purpose and those Israeli chicks are beyond hot.
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 25, 2010, 01:43:35 AM
Israli chicks are hot = waiting for Team Nasser to chime in on this thread.
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 25, 2010, 01:46:24 AM
Never seen this?   ???
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2010, 01:47:00 AM
What do you guys think of the Israelis that sell Dead Sea Salt with healing properties (oh brother) in the malls? 
As you know they use very aggressive selling techniques and make ridiculous profit.
I used to avoid them but now I intentionally speak to them.  Like today I approached a gentleman that was of Israeli and Morrocan ethnicity. His name was Tali.  Good kid.  We talked about Israel but only after I told him I had no interest in buying anything. 

Tell your stories?  They employ good looking men and women on purpose and those Israeli chicks are beyond hot.


simple dead sea salt is the best


use 50-70 g in a hot tub ... excellent for deflecting ELF and many other benefits . It is a must for anyone
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:47:54 AM

simple dead sea salt is the best


use 50-70 g in a hot tub ... excellent for deflecting ELF and many other benefits . It is a must for anyone

What's ELF?
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Tapeworm on March 25, 2010, 01:50:10 AM
Buttonholing a mall salesman is the act of a desperately lonely man.  Quit fighting it and just go get the cats.
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2010, 01:51:18 AM
What's ELF?
extra low frequency waves ( you get bombarded with them 24/7 )
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: pugalist666 on March 25, 2010, 01:59:29 AM
extra low frequency waves ( you get bombarded with them 24/7 )
did your crystal ball tell you this gypsy ?
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: nder98 on March 25, 2010, 11:07:00 AM
I can tell you how I got suckered.  Its started with a smoken hot Israeli just like you said very aggressive giving me a "hand job" to my hand. Then she took my hand and made sure they were between her gigantic fake tits.   All I remember next is buying $70 pink salt for my girlfriend which she threw away.... 
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: grab an umbrella on March 25, 2010, 11:08:44 AM
Buttonholing a mall salesman is the act of a desperately lonely man.  Quit fighting it and just go get the cats.

I literally laughed out loud at this.
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 25, 2010, 11:14:33 AM
they really are in every mall, are they like franchised, is it all one company, or is each an independant entiity

why are they only isralie, like fresh off the boat too, thick middle eastern accents..........do they bring them over specifically to peddle the lotions and nail products

one thing for sure, some of them are very attractive
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Post by: The Showstoppa on March 25, 2010, 11:47:42 AM
Mall?  Talk about outed.
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Post by: drkaje on March 25, 2010, 11:50:51 AM
Some of those Arab chicks are hot as a futhermucker!!!!!
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Post by: johnnynoname on March 25, 2010, 11:52:58 AM
one of the perks of being dark skinned and big nosed is that those people in the mall think i'm one of them so they don't even bother me cuz they figure i'm "in" on the scam
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: dr.chimps on March 25, 2010, 11:54:42 AM
Buttonholing a mall salesman is the act of a desperately lonely man.  Quit fighting it and just go get the cats.
Perhaps something from the self-help section?  ;D
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 25, 2010, 11:55:49 AM
Some of those Arab chicks are hot as a futhermucker!!!!!

Thats cause they are still smoldering from detonating the bomb.
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on March 25, 2010, 12:00:19 PM
I got cornered by one of these ladies selling their lotion for your hands and all the manicure accesories at the mall last year at chirstmas. After she told me her whole speil about how great it would be for my hands and for my wifes hands and how great of a moisturizer it was and how great all the accesories are I looked her dead in the eye and asked her if it was a good sexual lubricant cause that was what I was in need of not softer hands. She looked at me with the most puzzled look and then turned and walked away hahaha!!!

They got a kiosk right out side of The Buckle and while my wife shops in the Buckle I sit out on the bench watch these ladies attack all the poor folks walking by. I have to laugh though cause 9 times outta 10 the never ever approach the black women, what gives on that???? Yes I'm a people watcher at the mall. The wife shops I sit and watch people. These ladies crack me up how they put on a pretty face to sell ya but when you walk away they are some bitches!!!
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Parker on March 25, 2010, 12:02:25 PM
they really are in every mall, are they like franchised, is it all one company, or is each an independant entiity

why are they only isralie, like fresh off the boat too, thick middle eastern accents..........do they bring them over specifically to peddle the lotions and nail products

one thing for sure, some of them are very attractive
And many of them steal from Mall stores like it's nobody's business to. Them claim that they didn't know, or they didn't see the anti-theft tag that is bright red.
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: johnnynoname on March 25, 2010, 12:03:02 PM
I got cornered by one of these ladies selling their lotion for your hands and all the manicure accesories at the mall last year at chirstmas. After she told me her whole speil about how great it would be for my hands and for my wifes hands and how great of a moisturizer it was and how great all the accesories are I looked her dead in the eye and asked her if it was a good sexual lubricant cause that was what I was in need of not softer hands. She looked at me with the most puzzled look and then turned and walked away hahaha!!!


with all due respect but you're a pervert, dude
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on March 25, 2010, 12:06:23 PM
with all due respect but you're a pervert, dude

Well yeah Duh I'd never ever deny that???
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: johnnynoname on March 25, 2010, 12:09:28 PM
Well yeah Duh I'd never ever deny that???

God bless you sir
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Tapeworm on March 25, 2010, 03:44:21 PM
I literally laughed out loud at this.

Well, ya know, me, I'm more of a turtle guy.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050526/14124__rocky_l.jpg)


Perhaps something from the self-help section?  ;D

Tom Hanks had Wilson.  Wiggs- meet Swanson.
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2010, 04:09:40 PM
did your crystal ball tell you this gypsy ?
:D
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: pugalist666 on March 25, 2010, 04:27:21 PM
:D
again not me, keep trying third world scum
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: johnnynoname on March 25, 2010, 04:31:36 PM
again not me, keep trying third wolrd scum

cool

so, if that isn't you then you won't be offended when i say that i want to fuck the shit out of that girl in that pic
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: pugalist666 on March 25, 2010, 04:32:07 PM
cool

so, if that isn't you then you won't be offended when i say that i want to fuck the shit out of that girl in that pic
not at all
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 26, 2010, 01:14:29 AM
not at all
:D

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!!!
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: pugalist666 on March 26, 2010, 03:11:03 AM
:D

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!!!
Title: Re: Hi can I ask you a question?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 26, 2010, 03:35:10 AM
OMG you guys have these israeli gypsies in the malls in the states too !?!?

I thought I was the only one! (in Toronto) they are in most of the large malls here, usually a kiosk with 2-3 ladies fresh off the boat..