Author Topic: Hi can I ask you a question? (Read 2639 times)

Wiggs · « **on:** March 25, 2010, 01:34:12 AM »

What do you guys think of the Israelis that sell Dead Sea Salt with healing properties (oh brother) in the malls?
As you know they use very aggressive selling techniques and make ridiculous profit.
I used to avoid them but now I intentionally speak to them. Like today I approached a gentleman that was of Israeli and Morrocan ethnicity. His name was Tali. Good kid. We talked about Israel but only after I told him I had no interest in buying anything.

Tell your stories? They employ good looking men and women on purpose and those Israeli chicks are beyond hot.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:43:35 AM »

Israli chicks are hot = waiting for Team Nasser to chime in on this thread.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:46:24 AM »

Never seen this?

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:47:00 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:34:12 AM

What do you guys think of the Israelis that sell Dead Sea Salt with healing properties (oh brother) in the malls?
As you know they use very aggressive selling techniques and make ridiculous profit.
I used to avoid them but now I intentionally speak to them. Like today I approached a gentleman that was of Israeli and Morrocan ethnicity. His name was Tali. Good kid. We talked about Israel but only after I told him I had no interest in buying anything.

Tell your stories? They employ good looking men and women on purpose and those Israeli chicks are beyond hot.

simple dead sea salt is the best

use 50-70 g in a hot tub ... excellent for deflecting ELF and many other benefits . It is a must for anyone

Wiggs · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:47:54 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on March 25, 2010, 01:47:00 AM

simple dead sea salt is the best

use 50-70 g in a hot tub ... excellent for deflecting ELF and many other benefits . It is a must for anyone

What's ELF?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:50:10 AM »

Buttonholing a mall salesman is the act of a desperately lonely man. Quit fighting it and just go get the cats.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:51:18 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:47:54 AM

What's ELF?

extra low frequency waves ( you get bombarded with them 24/7 )

pugalist666 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:59:29 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on March 25, 2010, 01:51:18 AM

extra low frequency waves ( you get bombarded with them 24/7 )

did your crystal ball tell you this gypsy ?

nder98 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:07:00 AM »

I can tell you how I got suckered. Its started with a smoken hot Israeli just like you said very aggressive giving me a "hand job" to my hand. Then she took my hand and made sure they were between her gigantic fake tits. All I remember next is buying $70 pink salt for my girlfriend which she threw away....

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:08:44 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on March 25, 2010, 01:50:10 AM

Buttonholing a mall salesman is the act of a desperately lonely man. Quit fighting it and just go get the cats.

I literally laughed out loud at this.

~UN_$ung~ · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:14:33 AM »

they really are in every mall, are they like franchised, is it all one company, or is each an independant entiity

why are they only isralie, like fresh off the boat too, thick middle eastern accents..........do they bring them over specifically to peddle the lotions and nail products

one thing for sure, some of them are very attractive

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:47:42 AM »

Mall? Talk about outed.

drkaje · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:50:51 AM »

Some of those Arab chicks are hot as a futhermucker!!!!!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:52:58 AM »

one of the perks of being dark skinned and big nosed is that those people in the mall think i'm one of them so they don't even bother me cuz they figure i'm "in" on the scam

dr.chimps · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:54:42 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on March 25, 2010, 01:50:10 AM

Buttonholing a mall salesman is the act of a desperately lonely man. Quit fighting it and just go get the cats.

Perhaps something from the self-help section?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:55:49 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 25, 2010, 11:50:51 AM

Some of those Arab chicks are hot as a futhermucker!!!!!

Thats cause they are still smoldering from detonating the bomb.

bigbadwolfe · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:00:19 PM »

I got cornered by one of these ladies selling their lotion for your hands and all the manicure accesories at the mall last year at chirstmas. After she told me her whole speil about how great it would be for my hands and for my wifes hands and how great of a moisturizer it was and how great all the accesories are I looked her dead in the eye and asked her if it was a good sexual lubricant cause that was what I was in need of not softer hands. She looked at me with the most puzzled look and then turned and walked away hahaha!!!

They got a kiosk right out side of The Buckle and while my wife shops in the Buckle I sit out on the bench watch these ladies attack all the poor folks walking by. I have to laugh though cause 9 times outta 10 the never ever approach the black women, what gives on that?

Yes I'm a people watcher at the mall. The wife shops I sit and watch people. These ladies crack me up how they put on a pretty face to sell ya but when you walk away they are some bitches!!!

Parker · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:02:25 PM »

Quote from: ~UN_$ung~ on March 25, 2010, 11:14:33 AM

they really are in every mall, are they like franchised, is it all one company, or is each an independant entiity

why are they only isralie, like fresh off the boat too, thick middle eastern accents..........do they bring them over specifically to peddle the lotions and nail products

one thing for sure, some of them are very attractive

And many of them steal from Mall stores like it's nobody's business to. Them claim that they didn't know, or they didn't see the anti-theft tag that is bright red.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:03:02 PM »

Quote from: bigbadwolfe on March 25, 2010, 12:00:19 PM

I got cornered by one of these ladies selling their lotion for your hands and all the manicure accesories at the mall last year at chirstmas. After she told me her whole speil about how great it would be for my hands and for my wifes hands and how great of a moisturizer it was and how great all the accesories are I looked her dead in the eye and asked her if it was a good sexual lubricant cause that was what I was in need of not softer hands. She looked at me with the most puzzled look and then turned and walked away hahaha!!!

with all due respect but you're a pervert, dude