Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:08:02 AM

Title: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:08:02 AM
i've become so jaded, i think, that ,even in the presence of a hot panochita ,I don't get that "losing my breath" feeling i used to get when i was in my early twenties.

you know that feeling- when you can't even spit out the words when you talk to her.  When you actually practice the lines you are gonna use on her in the mirror before hand.  When you make sure to be at the coffee place around the corner the same time she is and then get all nervous and don't say a thing.

when did it all become so "routine"?

or is it that i'm such a stud that it aint nothing but a thang at this moment?


i think it may be the latter in my case, personally
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: spinnis on April 08, 2010, 09:10:05 AM
at around 16 when I realised all women are sluts
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:12:46 AM
at around 16 when I realised all women are sluts

it's kinda like when you find out Pro wrestling is a "work" and you know all the tricks of the trade (how they get "color", how they call their matches, etc) but still are a big fan of it


sure, you know it is "fake" (per se) but you still will pay for the Pay per view events

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Kwon on April 08, 2010, 09:16:06 AM
You get jaded after a while Johnny.

Ever been married?

Not even someone you think you'll get a family and grow old  with will love you / be with you forever.

People can change quite quickly, hopefully you will find that special someone willing to stick around with you for the long haul
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on April 08, 2010, 09:19:33 AM
u have "been there, done that"

Time and experience can do that
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 08, 2010, 09:19:53 AM

Not even someone you think you'll get a family and grow old  with will love you / be with you forever.

People can change quite quickly, hopefully you will find that special someone willing to stick around with you for the long haul

:'(
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: powerpack on April 08, 2010, 09:20:20 AM
Last year a gorgeous lady got into a lift with me and gave me an amazing smile.
I could see out of the corner of my eye that she was staring at me while the lift was going up.
When she got out she turned and smiled and walked away while I watched her ass wiggle

She left me feeling funny and high for a long time
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:22:44 AM
You get jaded after a while Johnny.

Ever been married?

Not even someone you think you'll get a family and grow old  with will love you / be with you forever.

People can change quite quickly, hopefully you will find that special someone willing to stick around with you for the long haul

marriage is a contract and not about love, imho so i will marry for money
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jtsunami on April 08, 2010, 09:24:02 AM
i've become so jaded, i think, that ,even in the presence of a hot panochita ,I don't get that "losing my breath" feeling i used to get when i was in my early twenties.

you know that feeling- when you can't even spit out the words when you talk to her.  When you actually practice the lines you are gonna use on her in the mirror before hand.  When you make sure to be at the coffee place around the corner the same time she is and then get all nervous and don't say a thing.

when did it all become so "routine"?

or is it that i'm such a stud that it aint nothing but a thang at this moment?


i think it may be the latter in my case, personally

hahah a girl make you heart beat stop, really???  This is what makes someone's heart beat stop, also walking by Johnny would make any man's heartbeat stop as well.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yuZO8KYIryI/Sd9EFa5ejaI/AAAAAAAAE7Y/MPDfQR_JGZw/S1600-R/01+David+Armstrong+.jpg)
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:24:39 AM
u have "been there, done that"

Time and experience can do that

it, most likely, is that

the last time i had this feeling was when i was 21 (or 22) and i'm 31 now.....however, i'm lying about my age and saying i'm 25 so it has either been 10 or 4 years since i've been breathless by a girl
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: DK II on April 08, 2010, 09:25:35 AM
i've become so jaded, i think, that ,even in the presence of a hot panochita ,I don't get that "losing my breath" feeling i used to get when i was in my early twenties.

you know that feeling- when you can't even spit out the words when you talk to her.  When you actually practice the lines you are gonna use on her in the mirror before hand.  When you make sure to be at the coffee place around the corner the same time she is and then get all nervous and don't say a thing.

when did it all become so "routine"?

or is it that i'm such a stud that it aint nothing but a thang at this moment?


i think it may be the latter in my case, personally

Every once a while, you meet a woman like this...
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
hahah a girl make you heart beat stop, really???  This is what makes someone's heart beat stop, also walking by Johnny would make any man's heartbeat stop as well.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yuZO8KYIryI/Sd9EFa5ejaI/AAAAAAAAE7Y/MPDfQR_JGZw/S1600-R/01+David+Armstrong+.jpg)

did you see his cameo in SAW VI yet?

oh and as for the whole "I would make a any man skip a heartbeat thing", the other day i was looking at these awesome pair of vintage puma's at the mall and this dude was outside of the store, pointed at me, started licking his lips and blew a kiss at me.....i was flattered.  i think he wanted to meet me at the bathroom in the mall


little did he know that my man-pussy isn't for free
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: kiwiol on April 08, 2010, 09:28:01 AM
hahah a girl make you heart beat stop, really???  This is what makes someone's heart beat stop, also walking by Johnny would make any man's heartbeat stop as well.

Gayer than breaking the piggy bank to buy Nasser's soiled manty
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:29:27 AM
Every once a while, you meet a woman like this...

i'm pretty sure if i was in a room with jamie eason this would happen...but, mostly, because i have put her on a pedestal than the fact that she is super hot
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Tapeworm on April 08, 2010, 09:30:23 AM

:'(


Hang in there John Boy.  Might be time to drag the 'ol chain mesh shirt out and hit the club.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: _bruce_ on April 08, 2010, 09:30:51 AM
One chick at university. Very mysterious, tall, slender - it's cool if there's still a woman that makes you feel like a little boy.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:34:02 AM
it's cool if there's still a woman that makes you feel like a little boy.

ex-fucking-actly

it's like, I miss that nervous feeling i get in my stomach (believe or not) when i talk to a girl who is "out of my league" and that chance that she may blow me off
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Kwon on April 08, 2010, 09:38:11 AM
Johnny

That "nervous" feeling will stop appearing after a few years, as you grow older and has experienced how women can be (even though you believe it is highly unlikely at the time) you will not regard them the same like you did when 18 or 20 or so.

Just make the most of it when you meet someone that is on the same wavelength as you.

You stop thinking of things like "women in or out of your league" later on as well.

You actually stop thinking about leagues entirely.

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: _bruce_ on April 08, 2010, 09:39:46 AM
ex-fucking-actly

it's like, I miss that nervous feeling i get in my stomach (believe or not) when i talk to a girl who is "out of my league" and that chance that she may blow me off

Maybe you need an artsy fartsy woman - a chick that's painting, sculpting, etc. wears dresses, no shoes, super long hair, always naked at home etc.
Not a retarded whore - those are great for short time pleasure but make you fill empty.
Both types are great, but each for a different purpose.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:44:55 AM


You stop thinking of things like "women in or out of your league" later on as well.


i hate that that is actually happening right now to me


It's much more fun being Kratos at the beginning of God of War I than Kratos at the end of God of War I
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:47:25 AM
Maybe you need an artsy fartsy woman - a chick that's painting, sculpting, etc. wears dresses, no shoes, super long hair, always naked at home etc.
Not a retarded whore - those are great for short time pleasure but make you fill empty.
Both types are great, but each for a different purpose.


btw, i'm not purposely answering each post, individually, so this thread will stay at the top of the forum; it's just that multi quote STILL doesn't work

anyway,most of the artsy girls aren't attractive in this area.  Plus, because of my hairstyle, the artsy girls tend to think i'm pretty cool cuz they think i'm into 80's New Wave music rather than some douchebag/tool
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Kwon on April 08, 2010, 09:48:07 AM
i hate that that is actually happening right now to me


It's much more fun being Kratos at the beginning of God of War I than Kratos at the end of God of War I

Well, we all get older and change our way of thinking eventually.

Some of us become bitter and cynical old men as well losing hope in women lol!  ;D

It's usually good the first few years, but change after a while. The luckier you are, the longer you two can withstand eachother! :D

Props to those who manage 20+ years together
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:57:16 AM


Props to those who manage 20+ years together


that 20 years sounds like a jail sentence
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 08, 2010, 09:57:45 AM
johnny is the biggest homo here

seriously
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Kwon on April 08, 2010, 09:58:10 AM
that 20 years sounds like a jail sentence

Haha yes, it can be, especially if you are together merely for the sake of your children.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 09:58:33 AM
johnny is the biggest homo here

seriously

x2
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 10:02:54 AM
Haha yes, it can be, especially if you are together merely for the sake of your children.

my parents werent married and i turned out fine
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Kwon on April 08, 2010, 10:04:58 AM
my parents werent married and i turned out fine

You are one of the lucky ones then!

Some "try" to stay together merely for the sake of the childrens upbringing, for better or worse.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Parker on April 08, 2010, 10:18:32 AM
Maybe you need an artsy fartsy woman - a chick that's painting, sculpting, etc. wears dresses, no shoes, super long hair, always naked at home etc.
Not a retarded whore - those are great for short time pleasure but make you fill empty.
Both types are great, but each for a different purpose.


Sadly, the majority of women these days fall into that category, on their own volition.

I have had several times a woman make ticker flicker...until i realized, that they were just women, and no special than the anybody else...
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 10:26:36 AM
You are one of the lucky ones then!

Some "try" to stay together merely for the sake of the childrens upbringing, for better or worse.

That was my parents and i turned out to be a degenerate.  :o
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Tre on April 08, 2010, 10:28:15 AM

Doesn't happen.  I have no feelings.

Had this experience a couple of times at university, but that was almost 20 years ago.

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 08, 2010, 10:36:23 AM
Still happens to me....I'm a romantic.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 10:37:52 AM
Still happens to me....I'm a romantic.

I own "Fool's Gold" on Blu-Ray.  :-\
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Les Grossman on April 08, 2010, 11:05:44 AM
I'm the driver on the BangBus.....

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: HICKSON on April 08, 2010, 11:12:35 AM
Every time I see my wife & daughter.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 11:13:32 AM
I'm the driver on the BangBus.....



You lucky asshole.  :D Well, you did drive me and that girl that we picked up.  8)  :o
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 11:14:03 AM
I'm the driver on the BangBus.....



I'm the talent

This girl made my heart stop till she finally got off me
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 08, 2010, 11:23:02 AM
last time a girlmade your hart skip was in a previous lifetime .. you were a lesbian
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 11:30:17 AM
 :o
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jtsunami on April 08, 2010, 11:34:20 AM
did you see his cameo in SAW VI yet?

oh and as for the whole "I would make a any man skip a heartbeat thing", the other day i was looking at these awesome pair of vintage puma's at the mall and this dude was outside of the store, pointed at me, started licking his lips and blew a kiss at me.....i was flattered.  i think he wanted to meet me at the bathroom in the mall


little did he know that my man-pussy isn't for free

OMG no, I saw the movie but never saw him in it, I will look it up on youtube. 

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 11:47:36 AM
I'm the driver on the BangBus.....



if true then fuck you because you never shut the fuck up sometimes
then again, you're not as bad as that douchebag the milfhunter

btw, are you also the guy who drives the "bait bus" as well?
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jtsunami on April 08, 2010, 11:54:24 AM
I'm the driver on the BangBus.....



how did you get that job?
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: TEsticles on April 08, 2010, 12:04:25 PM


It's much more fun being Kratos at the beginning of God of War I than Kratos at the end of God of War I
again , nicely put .............
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jtsunami on April 08, 2010, 12:05:49 PM
johnny are you staying hairless still?  Do you ever get razor bumps or what is your strategy to stay smooth and silky in the harsh climate in NY?

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: mogulgangi on April 08, 2010, 12:09:34 PM
this is so funnny...im going thru the same situation....there is this girl that makes me nervous for some reason....i never get nervous around women...im ok with failing..dont give a fuck....

but for some reason this chicks makes me choke...im too scared to talk to her...and shes not even the prettiest...just has the most amazing body...

im wondering if it all means something
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: tbombz on April 08, 2010, 12:09:43 PM
i agree with bruce, you need an intellectual woman.

but are you an intellectual yourself? your smart, but do you think deep?

probably drop the alcohol johnny..  its such a surface, shallow, superficial drug..  


Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 12:14:52 PM
johnny are you staying hairless still?  Do you ever get razor bumps or what is your strategy to stay smooth and silky in the harsh climate in NY?



here is the tip- shave everyday in the shower. 

Even when you have no hair present just give yourself a quick maintainance shave while in the shower.  It takes no time what so ever.  Oh, and don't be afraid to use a good quality "feminine razor" either and ALWAYS use a new razor
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on April 08, 2010, 12:24:04 PM
It still happens to me now and then, too much different kinds of beauty out there to get used to it.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jaejonna on April 08, 2010, 12:29:26 PM
Everyday I seen at least one girl that makes my heart do that ... but I live in NYC .... so I see literally thousands a ppl a day.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: haider on April 08, 2010, 12:33:48 PM
my parents werent married and i turned out fine
LOL!!!!!

the sarcasm in this one is strong
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: benchmstr on April 08, 2010, 12:41:26 PM
The only time a girl has made my heart skip a beat is when she says "I think I'm pregnant"....other than that never...

Bench
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 12:45:58 PM
LOL!!!!!

the sarcasm in this one is strong

i think you were the only one who caught it
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Oldschool Flip on April 08, 2010, 01:20:30 PM
At "Air Force One" in the Philippines when the hot masseuse came through the door.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: spinnis on April 08, 2010, 01:28:54 PM
The only time a girl has made my heart skip a beat is when she says "I think I'm pregnant"....other than that never...

Bench

haha! had that happen at 18 yr old if was fucking HORRIBLE lol.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on April 08, 2010, 02:16:27 PM
At "Air Force One" in the Philippines when the hot masseuse came through the door.

She came hard.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: AC Slater on April 08, 2010, 02:21:34 PM
swede - the women in sweden are sluts?  i thought the central / northern / eastern euros had stronger values? 

all women in america are whores.  no doubt about that.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: SamoanIrishman on April 08, 2010, 02:26:08 PM
My GF does that for me...can't tell you why though.  :-\ 

I am divorced and was SURE I would never fall in love again and just date and exchange when the mileage got high ;D...but then I met my GF. She isn't the most beautiful woman physically I have been with but when she looks me in the eyes I get all light headed...I seriously first thought I was over training, was dehydrated, calorie deficient you name it.

There is something there I can't explain that makes me not want others or have her leave me and though I can't give you a reason exactly why....I don't mind it one bit.

If you knew me personally even just 2yrs ago this is NOT where I planned to be.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jtsunami on April 08, 2010, 02:39:02 PM
here is the tip- shave everyday in the shower. 

Even when you have no hair present just give yourself a quick maintainance shave while in the shower.  It takes no time what so ever.  Oh, and don't be afraid to use a good quality "feminine razor" either and ALWAYS use a new razor

wow that is a lot !  What kind of razor do you recommend ladies?  That must cost 20 dollars a week if you use a new one each time.  Does Gillette make a good ladies razor that doesn't clog up and good shaving cream too to use with it?

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 02:46:39 PM
wow that is a lot !  What kind of razor do you recommend ladies?  That must cost 20 dollars a week if you use a new one each time.  Does Gillette make a good ladies razor that doesn't clog up and good shaving cream too to use with it?



mach 3 for women

i used to like the intution razor but it was no good for shaving your more "boney" areas

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Les Grossman on April 08, 2010, 02:50:44 PM
how did you get that job?

I'm the "Athletes Rep".

Wink, wink....know what I mean?

 ;D
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 02:53:06 PM
I'm the "Athletes Rep".

Wink, wink....know what I mean?

 ;D

i envy your job, seriously
god bless you sir
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 03:19:51 PM
I would love to shave every day but my neck just can't handle it, blows up with nasty razor burn and bumps.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Les Grossman on April 08, 2010, 03:43:26 PM
i envy your job, seriously
god bless you sir

I'm certain you and I could enjoy a laughable evening in pursuit of tanned, toned, taut gash, then retire to a Waffle House to enjoy a triumphant 4:00 a.m. victory meal at our victim's expense.

No homo......seriously.

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 03:49:48 PM
I'm certain you and I could enjoy a laughable evening in pursuit of tanned, toned, taut gash, then retire to a Waffle House to enjoy a triumphant 4:00 a.m. victory meal at our victim's expense.

No homo......seriously.



fucking awesome

feel free to invite that spainish dude from "monsters of cock"- i'm a huge fan of his work (no pun/no homo)
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Earl1972 on April 08, 2010, 04:02:44 PM
i was 21

i swear she had similar feelings, she gave me so many obvious signs

i didn't talk to her :(


E
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: io856 on April 08, 2010, 04:15:33 PM
swede - the women in sweden are sluts?  i thought the central / northern / eastern euros had stronger values? 

all women in america are whores.  no doubt about that.
Swedish girls for the most part are very very promiscuous

but you perceive this as an absence of morality?
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jtsunami on April 08, 2010, 04:59:51 PM
mach 3 for women

i used to like the intution razor but it was no good for shaving your more "boney" areas



thx johnny I will try it out, you really are super helpful.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
thx johnny I will try it out, you really are super helpful.


Use the Venus Razors for Women and make sure that you use a Shave Gel that has no Alcohol.  ;)
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Parker on April 08, 2010, 05:57:35 PM
fucking awesome

feel free to invite that spainish dude from "monsters of cock"- i'm a huge fan of his work (no pun/no homo)
The light skinned googley eyed dude who looks like a Bizarro Maxwell?
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 06:00:41 PM
The light skinned googley eyed dude who looks like a Bizarro Maxwell?

That dude freaks me out but gets alot of P-tang
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 06:15:23 PM
The light skinned googley eyed dude who looks like a Bizarro Maxwell?

YES, THAT DUDE

i think his name is cesar

he's like a burnt match with a huge cock
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jtsunami on April 08, 2010, 06:44:59 PM
Use the Venus Razors for Women and make sure that you use a Shave Gel that has no Alcohol.  ;)

Ok cool, !  I will try this too.  Do you suggest the 3 or 5 blade ones?  Also what accompanying shave gel venus as well?  Certain one with no alcohol?

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 06:48:25 PM
Ok cool, !  I will try this too.  Do you suggest the 3 or 5 blade ones?  Also what accompanying shave gel venus as well?  Certain one with no alcohol?



I use the three and five razor ones. I use some cheap stuff that Gillette has....just no Alcohol!  ;) Cheap stuff is like $6 or $7 a bottle and the Aveeno is also a good shaving lotion for the Body.  ;)
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jtsunami on April 08, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
I use the three and five razor ones. I use some cheap stuff that Gillette has....just no Alcohol!  ;) Cheap stuff is like $6 or $7 a bottle and the Aveeno is also a good shaving lotion for the Body.  ;)

ok thank you!  I never saw shaving cream at 6 or 7 dollars a bottle I must shop at cheap places.  Where do they sell it like that, I only see it at 3 - 4 dollars, do you live in LA or something?

Why no alcohol what does that mean for shaving body?



Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2010, 06:54:57 PM
For those of you who suffer from razor burn, try aloe gel instead of shaving cream.  Works great.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 06:56:11 PM
ok thank you!  I never saw shaving cream at 6 or 7 dollars a bottle I must shop at cheap places.  Where do they sell it like that, I only see it at 3 - 4 dollars, do you live in LA or something?

Why no alcohol what does that mean for shaving body?





I live in Florida but i have been in Georgia for the last 31/2 months getting treatments for surgery.

Alcohol is like Toxic on my skin and it destroys my skin when i use something with Alcohol in it.  >:(
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: ShipSekki on April 08, 2010, 06:59:44 PM
 My heart skips a beat every time I see a juicy ass or titties.

 Sometimes a smile can do it too.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: indie-lad on April 08, 2010, 07:00:44 PM
i've become so jaded, i think, that ,even in the presence of a hot panochita ,I don't get that "losing my breath" feeling i used to get when i was in my early twenties.

you know that feeling- when you can't even spit out the words when you talk to her.  When you actually practice the lines you are gonna use on her in the mirror before hand.  When you make sure to be at the coffee place around the corner the same time she is and then get all nervous and don't say a thing.

when did it all become so "routine"?

or is it that i'm such a stud that it aint nothing but a thang at this moment?


i think it may be the latter in my case, personally

The truth is it actually did happen to me one time. I was working in a hospital and the volunteers came in to see the floors they would be working and their was this girl (who was high school at the time) that literally took my breath away. I actually followed the staff around just to keep looking at her. I only saw her two times after that and we had some good conversation, even wrote to each other for a number of years but nothing ever happened between us. She now teaches in Florida and from what I know she recently got married. Funny how I still think of that girl. But I can still remember that feeling when I first saw her. My heart skipped a beat and I had to catch my breath...I really did. Cheesy for you guys, but it did happen to me.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:01:03 PM


 Sometimes a smile can do it too.

a smile always does it for me
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: ShipSekki on April 08, 2010, 07:04:04 PM
a smile always does it for me

 Does Jean Claude Van Damme's masculine smile make you hard?
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 07:06:44 PM
Does Jean Claude Van Damme's masculine smile make you hard?

He defeated Tong-Po asshole!  :o
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:08:57 PM
The truth is it actually did happen to me one time. I was working in a hospital and the volunteers came in to see the floors they would be working and their was this girl (who was high school at the time) that literally took my breath away. I actually followed the staff around just to keep looking at her. I only saw her two times after that and we had some good conversation, even wrote to each other for a number of years but nothing ever happened between us. She now teaches in Florida and from what I know she recently got married. Funny how I still think of that girl. But I can still remember that feeling when I first saw her. My heart skipped a beat and I had to catch my breath...I really did. Cheesy for you guys, but it did happen to me.

and let me guess.....there is a song that comes on the radio that reminds you of her and when you hear it, you get this "empty feeling" in your stomach-right?
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: ShipSekki on April 08, 2010, 07:09:22 PM
He defeated Tong-Po asshole!  :o

 I like Van Damme, but that guys avatar is gay.

 Van Damme shirtless, looking deeply into the camera.....
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2010, 07:10:37 PM
I like Van Damme, but that guys avatar is gay.

 Van Damme shirtless, looking deeply into the camera.....

You best pipe down about the great JCVD.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jtsunami on April 08, 2010, 07:11:09 PM
I live in Florida but i have been in Georgia for the last 31/2 months getting treatments for surgery.

Alcohol is like Toxic on my skin and it destroys my skin when i use something with Alcohol in it.  >:(

Oh yeah that is right I remember, I never did know alcohol can hurt your skin, maybe that is why I get razor bumps or burn after I shave my body some places.  I will try a non alcoholic shaving gel next time. 

Things must be more expensive there.

jt

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: ShipSekki on April 08, 2010, 07:11:52 PM
You best pipe down about the great JCVD.

 Steven Seagal would have beat Van Damme's ass.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: jtsunami on April 08, 2010, 07:12:25 PM
The truth is it actually did happen to me one time. I was working in a hospital and the volunteers came in to see the floors they would be working and their was this girl (who was high school at the time) that literally took my breath away. I actually followed the staff around just to keep looking at her. I only saw her two times after that and we had some good conversation, even wrote to each other for a number of years but nothing ever happened between us. She now teaches in Florida and from what I know she recently got married. Funny how I still think of that girl. But I can still remember that feeling when I first saw her. My heart skipped a beat and I had to catch my breath...I really did. Cheesy for you guys, but it did happen to me.

when you meet someone like that it is just best to just take it, stop the tom foolery and bop her over the head and take what is yours.

Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2010, 07:13:23 PM
Steven Seagal would have beat Van Damme's ass.

Not if someone threw salt in JCVD's eyes.....he takes it to them after that.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: indie-lad on April 08, 2010, 07:13:41 PM
and let me guess.....there is a song that comes on the radio that reminds you of her and when you hear it, you get this "empty feeling" in your stomach-right?

To be honest...no. And I've been with a lot of other chicks through the years that were even more prettier than she was (even though she was incredible to look at). But I never had that feeling happen to me again. It's funny, I don't really post on threads but when I saw this I was reminded of her. Really haven't thought of her in a long time.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: ShipSekki on April 08, 2010, 07:27:33 PM
To be honest...no. And I've been with a lot of other chicks through the years that were even more prettier than she was (even though she was incredible to look at). But I never had that feeling happen to me again. It's funny, I don't really post on threads but when I saw this I was reminded of her. Really haven't thought of her in a long time.

 Ha ha. I guy name "indie-lad" posting an emo sounding message about how much he misses some girl.....

 Are you wearing skinny jeans and Chuck Taylors with a fucked up asymetrical haircut, while listening to Elliot Smith?
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: SaltShaker on April 08, 2010, 07:30:57 PM
i've become so jaded, i think, that ,even in the presence of a hot panochita ,I don't get that "losing my breath" feeling i used to get when i was in my early twenties.

you know that feeling- when you can't even spit out the words when you talk to her.  When you actually practice the lines you are gonna use on her in the mirror before hand.  When you make sure to be at the coffee place around the corner the same time she is and then get all nervous and don't say a thing.

when did it all become so "routine"?

or is it that i'm such a stud that it aint nothing but a thang at this moment?


i think it may be the latter in my case, personally

no girl has made me feel like that... there are girls i see and i say to myself" your mine biatch, im gonna fuck you soon and you dont even know it yet"but no gil has made me " lose words " etc
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: pellius on April 08, 2010, 07:42:02 PM
johnny is the biggest homo here

seriously

You tell him, tough guy.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=325869.0;attach=365179;image)
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:44:01 PM
You tell him, tough guy.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=325869.0;attach=365179;image)

he looks like a bas rutten....if bas rutten was a anorexic pedophile that is
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 08, 2010, 08:04:57 PM
i'm pretty sure if i was in a room with jamie eason this would happen...but, mostly, because i have put her on a pedestal than the fact that she is super hot

Clearly you're delusional, she is super hot.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 08:10:07 PM
Clearly you're delusional, she is super hot.

she is super hot...

i think the point that i was making was that even if she was somewhat hot it wouldn't matter because i have put her on such a pedestal that she would make my heartbeat automatically

however, in her case, she is super hot and i have put her on a pedestal

i think that makes sense
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 08:16:07 PM
she is super hot...

i think the point that i was making was that even if she was somewhat hot it wouldn't matter because i have put her on such a pedestal that she would make my heartbeat automatically

however, in her case, she is super hot and i have put her on a pedestal

i think that makes sense

I am going to "try" and get with her but she problary likes guys who do not shower and are Grungy.  >:(
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Les Grossman on April 08, 2010, 08:47:03 PM
she is super hot...

i think the point that i was making was that even if she was somewhat hot it wouldn't matter because i have put her on such a pedestal that she would make my heartbeat automatically

however, in her case, she is super hot and i have put her on a pedestal

i think that makes sense

And somewhere Jamie Eason is staring longingly at a JNN photo thinking, "he's out of my league...he looks like a male version of Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler".

 ;D

(Obligatory no homo)



Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 09:16:31 PM
ok thank you!  I never saw shaving cream at 6 or 7 dollars a bottle I must shop at cheap places.  Where do they sell it like that, I only see it at 3 - 4 dollars, do you live in LA or something?

Why no alcohol what does that mean for shaving body?





I think he means no aftershave with alcohol in it.  Alcohol dries your face up which is exactly what you don't want after shaving.  Some sort of lotion is better most of the time.  I only use aftershave if it's a really rough shave and I don't want any nicks/cuts to get infected.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: Tapeworm on April 09, 2010, 06:38:50 AM
When I was 9.  Hasn't happened since.  I'm Jerome the metronome.
Title: Re: last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"
Post by: johnnynoname on April 09, 2010, 09:19:12 AM
And somewhere Jamie Eason is staring longingly at a JNN photo thinking, "he's out of my league...he looks like a male version of Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler".

 ;D

(Obligatory no homo)







that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me