last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"

[benchmstr]

The only time a girl has made my heart skip a beat is when she says "I think I'm pregnant"....other than that never...

Bench

[johnnynoname]

LOL!!!!!

the sarcasm in this one is strong

i think you were the only one who caught it

[Oldschool Flip]

At "Air Force One" in the Philippines when the hot masseuse came through the door.

[spinnis]

The only time a girl has made my heart skip a beat is when she says "I think I'm pregnant"....other than that never...

Bench

haha! had that happen at 18 yr old if was fucking HORRIBLE lol.

[#1 Klaus fan]

At "Air Force One" in the Philippines when the hot masseuse came through the door.

She came hard.

[AC Slater]

swede - the women in sweden are sluts?  i thought the central / northern / eastern euros had stronger values? 

all women in america are whores.  no doubt about that.

[SamoanIrishman]

My GF does that for me...can't tell you why though.   

I am divorced and was SURE I would never fall in love again and just date and exchange when the mileage got high ...but then I met my GF. She isn't the most beautiful woman physically I have been with but when she looks me in the eyes I get all light headed...I seriously first thought I was over training, was dehydrated, calorie deficient you name it.

There is something there I can't explain that makes me not want others or have her leave me and though I can't give you a reason exactly why....I don't mind it one bit.

If you knew me personally even just 2yrs ago this is NOT where I planned to be.

[jtsunami]

here is the tip- shave everyday in the shower. 

Even when you have no hair present just give yourself a quick maintainance shave while in the shower.  It takes no time what so ever.  Oh, and don't be afraid to use a good quality "feminine razor" either and ALWAYS use a new razor

wow that is a lot !  What kind of razor do you recommend ladies?  That must cost 20 dollars a week if you use a new one each time.  Does Gillette make a good ladies razor that doesn't clog up and good shaving cream too to use with it?

[johnnynoname]

wow that is a lot !  What kind of razor do you recommend ladies?  That must cost 20 dollars a week if you use a new one each time.  Does Gillette make a good ladies razor that doesn't clog up and good shaving cream too to use with it?

mach 3 for women

i used to like the intution razor but it was no good for shaving your more "boney" areas

[Les Grossman]

how did you get that job?

I'm the "Athletes Rep".

Wink, wink....know what I mean?

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm the "Athletes Rep".

Wink, wink....know what I mean?

 

i envy your job, seriously
god bless you sir

[Hulkotron]

I would love to shave every day but my neck just can't handle it, blows up with nasty razor burn and bumps.

[Les Grossman]

i envy your job, seriously
god bless you sir

I'm certain you and I could enjoy a laughable evening in pursuit of tanned, toned, taut gash, then retire to a Waffle House to enjoy a triumphant 4:00 a.m. victory meal at our victim's expense.

No homo......seriously.

[johnnynoname]

I'm certain you and I could enjoy a laughable evening in pursuit of tanned, toned, taut gash, then retire to a Waffle House to enjoy a triumphant 4:00 a.m. victory meal at our victim's expense.

No homo......seriously.

fucking awesome

feel free to invite that spainish dude from "monsters of cock"- i'm a huge fan of his work (no pun/no homo)

[Earl1972]

i was 21

i swear she had similar feelings, she gave me so many obvious signs

i didn't talk to her


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[io856]

swede - the women in sweden are sluts?  i thought the central / northern / eastern euros had stronger values? 

all women in america are whores.  no doubt about that.

Swedish girls for the most part are very very promiscuous

but you perceive this as an absence of morality?

[jtsunami]

mach 3 for women

i used to like the intution razor but it was no good for shaving your more "boney" areas

thx johnny I will try it out, you really are super helpful.

[Doug_Steele]

thx johnny I will try it out, you really are super helpful.

Use the Venus Razors for Women and make sure that you use a Shave Gel that has no Alcohol. 

[Parker]

fucking awesome

feel free to invite that spainish dude from "monsters of cock"- i'm a huge fan of his work (no pun/no homo)

The light skinned googley eyed dude who looks like a Bizarro Maxwell?

[Doug_Steele]

The light skinned googley eyed dude who looks like a Bizarro Maxwell?

That dude freaks me out but gets alot of P-tang

[johnnynoname]

The light skinned googley eyed dude who looks like a Bizarro Maxwell?

YES, THAT DUDE

i think his name is cesar

he's like a burnt match with a huge cock

[jtsunami]

Use the Venus Razors for Women and make sure that you use a Shave Gel that has no Alcohol. 

Ok cool, !  I will try this too.  Do you suggest the 3 or 5 blade ones?  Also what accompanying shave gel venus as well?  Certain one with no alcohol?

[Doug_Steele]

Ok cool, !  I will try this too.  Do you suggest the 3 or 5 blade ones?  Also what accompanying shave gel venus as well?  Certain one with no alcohol?

I use the three and five razor ones. I use some cheap stuff that Gillette has....just no Alcohol!  Cheap stuff is like $6 or $7 a bottle and the Aveeno is also a good shaving lotion for the Body. 

[jtsunami]

I use the three and five razor ones. I use some cheap stuff that Gillette has....just no Alcohol!  Cheap stuff is like $6 or $7 a bottle and the Aveeno is also a good shaving lotion for the Body. 

ok thank you!  I never saw shaving cream at 6 or 7 dollars a bottle I must shop at cheap places.  Where do they sell it like that, I only see it at 3 - 4 dollars, do you live in LA or something?

Why no alcohol what does that mean for shaving body?

[The Showstoppa]

For those of you who suffer from razor burn, try aloe gel instead of shaving cream.  Works great.