last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"

[johnnynoname]

i've become so jaded, i think, that ,even in the presence of a hot panochita ,I don't get that "losing my breath" feeling i used to get when i was in my early twenties.

you know that feeling- when you can't even spit out the words when you talk to her.  When you actually practice the lines you are gonna use on her in the mirror before hand.  When you make sure to be at the coffee place around the corner the same time she is and then get all nervous and don't say a thing.

when did it all become so "routine"?

or is it that i'm such a stud that it aint nothing but a thang at this moment?


i think it may be the latter in my case, personally

[spinnis]

at around 16 when I realised all women are sluts

[johnnynoname]

at around 16 when I realised all women are sluts

it's kinda like when you find out Pro wrestling is a "work" and you know all the tricks of the trade (how they get "color", how they call their matches, etc) but still are a big fan of it


sure, you know it is "fake" (per se) but you still will pay for the Pay per view events

[Kwon]

You get jaded after a while Johnny.

Ever been married?

Not even someone you think you'll get a family and grow old  with will love you / be with you forever.

People can change quite quickly, hopefully you will find that special someone willing to stick around with you for the long haul

[bodybuilder1234]

u have "been there, done that"

Time and experience can do that

[JOHN MATRIX]

Not even someone you think you'll get a family and grow old  with will love you / be with you forever.

People can change quite quickly, hopefully you will find that special someone willing to stick around with you for the long haul

[powerpack]

Last year a gorgeous lady got into a lift with me and gave me an amazing smile.
I could see out of the corner of my eye that she was staring at me while the lift was going up.
When she got out she turned and smiled and walked away while I watched her ass wiggle

She left me feeling funny and high for a long time

[johnnynoname]

You get jaded after a while Johnny.

Ever been married?

Not even someone you think you'll get a family and grow old  with will love you / be with you forever.

People can change quite quickly, hopefully you will find that special someone willing to stick around with you for the long haul

marriage is a contract and not about love, imho so i will marry for money

[jtsunami]

i've become so jaded, i think, that ,even in the presence of a hot panochita ,I don't get that "losing my breath" feeling i used to get when i was in my early twenties.

you know that feeling- when you can't even spit out the words when you talk to her.  When you actually practice the lines you are gonna use on her in the mirror before hand.  When you make sure to be at the coffee place around the corner the same time she is and then get all nervous and don't say a thing.

when did it all become so "routine"?

or is it that i'm such a stud that it aint nothing but a thang at this moment?


i think it may be the latter in my case, personally

hahah a girl make you heart beat stop, really???  This is what makes someone's heart beat stop, also walking by Johnny would make any man's heartbeat stop as well.

[johnnynoname]

u have "been there, done that"

Time and experience can do that

it, most likely, is that

the last time i had this feeling was when i was 21 (or 22) and i'm 31 now.....however, i'm lying about my age and saying i'm 25 so it has either been 10 or 4 years since i've been breathless by a girl

[DK II]

i've become so jaded, i think, that ,even in the presence of a hot panochita ,I don't get that "losing my breath" feeling i used to get when i was in my early twenties.

you know that feeling- when you can't even spit out the words when you talk to her.  When you actually practice the lines you are gonna use on her in the mirror before hand.  When you make sure to be at the coffee place around the corner the same time she is and then get all nervous and don't say a thing.

when did it all become so "routine"?

or is it that i'm such a stud that it aint nothing but a thang at this moment?


i think it may be the latter in my case, personally

Every once a while, you meet a woman like this...

[johnnynoname]

hahah a girl make you heart beat stop, really???  This is what makes someone's heart beat stop, also walking by Johnny would make any man's heartbeat stop as well.

did you see his cameo in SAW VI yet?

oh and as for the whole "I would make a any man skip a heartbeat thing", the other day i was looking at these awesome pair of vintage puma's at the mall and this dude was outside of the store, pointed at me, started licking his lips and blew a kiss at me.....i was flattered.  i think he wanted to meet me at the bathroom in the mall


little did he know that my man-pussy isn't for free

[kiwiol]

hahah a girl make you heart beat stop, really???  This is what makes someone's heart beat stop, also walking by Johnny would make any man's heartbeat stop as well.

Gayer than breaking the piggy bank to buy Nasser's soiled manty

[johnnynoname]

Every once a while, you meet a woman like this...

i'm pretty sure if i was in a room with jamie eason this would happen...but, mostly, because i have put her on a pedestal than the fact that she is super hot

[Tapeworm]

Hang in there John Boy.  Might be time to drag the 'ol chain mesh shirt out and hit the club.

[_bruce_]

One chick at university. Very mysterious, tall, slender - it's cool if there's still a woman that makes you feel like a little boy.

[johnnynoname]

it's cool if there's still a woman that makes you feel like a little boy.

ex-fucking-actly

it's like, I miss that nervous feeling i get in my stomach (believe or not) when i talk to a girl who is "out of my league" and that chance that she may blow me off

[Kwon]

Johnny

That "nervous" feeling will stop appearing after a few years, as you grow older and has experienced how women can be (even though you believe it is highly unlikely at the time) you will not regard them the same like you did when 18 or 20 or so.

Just make the most of it when you meet someone that is on the same wavelength as you.

You stop thinking of things like "women in or out of your league" later on as well.

You actually stop thinking about leagues entirely.

[_bruce_]

ex-fucking-actly

it's like, I miss that nervous feeling i get in my stomach (believe or not) when i talk to a girl who is "out of my league" and that chance that she may blow me off

Maybe you need an artsy fartsy woman - a chick that's painting, sculpting, etc. wears dresses, no shoes, super long hair, always naked at home etc.
Not a retarded whore - those are great for short time pleasure but make you fill empty.
Both types are great, but each for a different purpose.

[johnnynoname]

You stop thinking of things like "women in or out of your league" later on as well.

i hate that that is actually happening right now to me


It's much more fun being Kratos at the beginning of God of War I than Kratos at the end of God of War I

[johnnynoname]

Maybe you need an artsy fartsy woman - a chick that's painting, sculpting, etc. wears dresses, no shoes, super long hair, always naked at home etc.
Not a retarded whore - those are great for short time pleasure but make you fill empty.
Both types are great, but each for a different purpose.

btw, i'm not purposely answering each post, individually, so this thread will stay at the top of the forum; it's just that multi quote STILL doesn't work

anyway,most of the artsy girls aren't attractive in this area.  Plus, because of my hairstyle, the artsy girls tend to think i'm pretty cool cuz they think i'm into 80's New Wave music rather than some douchebag/tool

[Kwon]

i hate that that is actually happening right now to me


It's much more fun being Kratos at the beginning of God of War I than Kratos at the end of God of War I

Well, we all get older and change our way of thinking eventually.

Some of us become bitter and cynical old men as well losing hope in women lol!  

It's usually good the first few years, but change after a while. The luckier you are, the longer you two can withstand eachother!

Props to those who manage 20+ years together

[johnnynoname]

Props to those who manage 20+ years together

that 20 years sounds like a jail sentence

[Cleanest Natural]

johnny is the biggest homo here

seriously

[Kwon]

that 20 years sounds like a jail sentence

Haha yes, it can be, especially if you are together merely for the sake of your children.