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Title: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 08, 2010, 11:57:40 AM
I noticed an absence of a similar thread on this board, so I thought I would be the first to create it.

This thread is the official venue in which certified personal trainers can discuss important issues that relate to the fitness field; new exercise trends amongst the public, effective fat loss programs, muscle building for the layman, etc. If you are not a certified personal trainer, please do not bother posting in this thread unless you are asking us questions - but for the most part I'd like to keep this an exclusive means of discussing industry sensitive issues amongst qualified fitness professionals.

Also, if you recieved your certification via an entirely online program such as the ISSA, do not bother posting in here. While you may be possess a nationally recognized certification allowing you to work at the local LA Fitness or Bally's, any real fitness professional knows that true exercise science knowledge cannot be tested entirely behind a computer monitor.

I will kick this discussion off: how have you guys been able to maintain the sensitive equilibrium of nutrition in combination with the typical goal related exercise program?

- HR
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: jaejonna on April 08, 2010, 12:02:51 PM
Hey,


No one gives a fuck


Hope this helps
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 12:05:51 PM
I noticed an absence of a similar thread on this board, so I thought I would be the first to create it.

This thread is the official venue in which certified personal trainers can discuss important issues that relate to the fitness field; new exercise trends amongst the public, effective fat loss programs, muscle building for the layman, etc. If you are not a certified personal trainer, please do not bother posting in this thread unless you are asking us questions - but for the most part I'd like to keep this an exclusive means of discussing industry sensitive issues amongst qualified fitness professionals.

Also, if you recieved your certification via an entirely online program such as the ISSA, do not bother posting in here. While you may be possess a nationally recognized certification allowing you to work at the local LA Fitness or Bally's, any real fitness professional knows that true exercise science knowledge cannot be tested entirely behind a computer monitor.

I will kick this discussion off: how have you guys been able to maintain the sensitive equilibrium of nutrition in combination with the typical goal related exercise program?

- HR

Certs don't mean shit.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on April 08, 2010, 12:08:10 PM
hahaha this guy must be huge.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 08, 2010, 12:09:22 PM
Certs don't mean shit.

Thats like saying a Bachelors or a Masters degree "don't mean shit" (to quote your perversion of the english language). In general, I have found that the people who regularly claim that standards of education and qualification do not mean anything are the ones that lack the intellectual or professional competency to obtain said academic certification.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: titusisback on April 08, 2010, 12:12:17 PM
I'm a certified personal trainer and in pretty good shape. I've also seen certified trainers that are practically fat. Certification doesn't necessarily mean shit.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 12:14:14 PM
I have 3 and they don't mean shit. This is going to be like another TA owning thread haha
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 12:14:39 PM
Certs don't mean shit.

qft
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: tbombz on April 08, 2010, 12:15:34 PM
I have 3 and they don't mean shit. This is going to be like another TA owning thread haha
when have you EVER owned TA?  ::)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: NCNPC29 on April 08, 2010, 12:17:40 PM
I noticed an absence of a similar thread on this board, so I thought I would be the first to create it.

This thread is the official venue in which certified personal trainers can discuss important issues that relate to the fitness field; new exercise trends amongst the public, effective fat loss programs, muscle building for the layman, etc. If you are not a certified personal trainer, please do not bother posting in this thread unless you are asking us questions - but for the most part I'd like to keep this an exclusive means of discussing industry sensitive issues amongst qualified fitness professionals.

Also, if you recieved your certification via an entirely online program such as the ISSA, do not bother posting in here. While you may be possess a nationally recognized certification allowing you to work at the local LA Fitness or Bally's, any real fitness professional knows that true exercise science knowledge cannot be tested entirely behind a computer monitor.

I will kick this discussion off: how have you guys been able to maintain the sensitive equilibrium of nutrition in combination with the typical goal related exercise program?

- HR

You've gotta be a complete and total retard to post this on getbig lolololol..."exclusive" "do not bother posting" LOLOLOLOL....I'll just sit back and watch the show. You should have just posted this to save everyone some time "I'm now offering prime real estate in my mind. Please own me worse than my boyfriend on blockbuster night" hahahahahaha
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 12:18:06 PM
Everytime he opens his big mouth
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Wiggs on April 08, 2010, 12:18:31 PM
You've gotta be a complete and total retard to post this on getbig lolololol..."exclusive" "do not bother posting" LOLOLOLOL....I'll just sit back and watch the show. You should have just posted this to save everyone some time "I'm now offering prime real estate in my mind. Please own me worse than my boyfriend on blockbuster night" hahahahahaha

He knows what he's doing.  He's trying to incite a riot.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: NCNPC29 on April 08, 2010, 12:19:54 PM
He knows what he's doing.  He's trying to incite a riot.

LOLOLOL...the inmates are restless. Like throwing bloody chum in the ocean hahahaha
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 12:20:26 PM
I have 2 certifications and a diploma however clients only care about results...not what's hanging on your wall.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Mr. Magoo on April 08, 2010, 12:26:42 PM
I have 2 certifications and a diploma however clients only care about results...not what's hanging on your wall.

you have any clients?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: SF1900 on April 08, 2010, 12:29:44 PM
I have 2 certifications and a diploma however clients only care about results...not what's hanging on your wall.

You got one of your certificates or degrees from an online program  ::) ::)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 12:32:41 PM
Most "certified" personal trainers are weak and spindly and possibly skinny/fat in my experience.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: jaejonna on April 08, 2010, 12:33:27 PM
I have 2 certifications and a diploma however clients only care about results...not what's hanging on your wall.
yeah Im sure they look at your piece of shit body and wonder how they can look like that hahahahaha
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: funk51 on April 08, 2010, 12:39:44 PM
I noticed an absence of a similar thread on this board, so I thought I would be the first to create it.

This thread is the official venue in which certified personal trainers can discuss important issues that relate to the fitness field; new exercise trends amongst the public, effective fat loss programs, muscle building for the layman, etc. If you are not a certified personal trainer, please do not bother posting in this thread unless you are asking us questions - but for the most part I'd like to keep this an exclusive means of discussing industry sensitive issues amongst qualified fitness professionals.

Also, if you recieved your certification via an entirely online program such as the ISSA, do not bother posting in here. While you may be possess a nationally recognized certification allowing you to work at the local LA Fitness or Bally's, any real fitness professional knows that true exercise science knowledge cannot be tested entirely behind a computer monitor.

I will kick this discussion off: how have you guys been able to maintain the sensitive equilibrium of nutrition in combination with the typical goal related exercise program?

- HR
no disrespect intended but dave palumbo has a school for certification, enuff said.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 08, 2010, 12:47:30 PM
Your fucking certified insane.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 12:48:05 PM
lolol equating personal training certification to a masters from college

ahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: NCNPC29 on April 08, 2010, 12:52:54 PM
lolol equating personal training certification to a masters from college

ahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa

HugeRipped is a serious man who takes training other serious men very seriously. This is serious business  ;D
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Spike on April 08, 2010, 12:57:24 PM
I noticed an absence of a similar thread on this board, so I thought I would be the first to create it.

This thread is the official venue in which certified personal trainers can discuss important issues that relate to the fitness field; new exercise trends amongst the public, effective fat loss programs, muscle building for the layman, etc. If you are not a certified personal trainer, please do not bother posting in this thread unless you are asking us questions - but for the most part I'd like to keep this an exclusive means of discussing industry sensitive issues amongst qualified fitness professionals.

Also, if you recieved your certification via an entirely online program such as the ISSA, do not bother posting in here. While you may be possess a nationally recognized certification allowing you to work at the local LA Fitness or Bally's, any real fitness professional knows that true exercise science knowledge cannot be tested entirely behind a computer monitor.

I will kick this discussion off: how have you guys been able to maintain the sensitive equilibrium of nutrition in combination with the typical goal related exercise program?

- HR

gh and slin  ;D

and my C.S.C.S. cert
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 12:59:27 PM
HugeRipped is a serious man who takes training other serious men very seriously. This is serious business  ;D

sorry my bad i will sit here quietly   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: NCNPC29 on April 08, 2010, 01:12:54 PM
sorry my bad i will sit here quietly   ;D ;D ;D

I'm diligently working on my on line certification now so I can weigh in on HugeRipped's thread and be taken seriously  ;)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 01:14:31 PM
Ive been certified a few times,...kind of different story though
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 01:19:00 PM
yeah Im sure they look at your piece of shit body and wonder how they can look like that hahahahaha


 ::)
Lets travel back in time to 2007

Here's you bragging about how you were going to win the Mr Getbig.... ::)
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=146007.0


Here's another one with your bragging
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=170205.0


Then here's the 2007 analysis
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=174034.0




Of course, we all know what happenned next....... ;D



Now, I'm not the world's greatest bodybuilder but at least I'm not pathetic enough to finish last at an online contest looking like....well I think Special Ed summed it up quite nicely... ;D
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 01:31:30 PM

 ::)
Lets travel back in time to 2007

Here's you bragging about how you were going to win the Mr Getbig.... ::)
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=146007.0


Here's another one with your bragging
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=170205.0


Then here's the 2007 analysis
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=174034.0




Of course, we all know what happenned next....... ;D



Now, I'm not the world's greatest bodybuilder but at least I'm not pathetic enough to finish last at an online contest looking like....well I think Special Ed summed it up quite nicely... ;D


(http://www.comic-mint.com/media/client/homer-eating-popcorn-c7873_sml.JPG)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 02:47:02 PM

 ::)
Lets travel back in time to 2007

Here's you bragging about how you were going to win the Mr Getbig.... ::)
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=146007.0


Here's another one with your bragging
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=170205.0


Then here's the 2007 analysis
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=174034.0




Of course, we all know what happenned next....... ;D



Now, I'm not the world's greatest bodybuilder but at least I'm not pathetic enough to finish last at an online contest looking like....well I think Special Ed summed it up quite nicely... ;D


You pathetic even more than anyone.  you take last place in everything you do.  You get fired for being incompetent but you call it laid-off.  You take last place in every contest you enter and try to convince everyone the other comptetitors were good enough to go pro.  You enter no name contests and still take last.  You aren't welcome to enter NPC contests so you enter some off the wall contest.  Dude you are the perfect definition of pathetic and delusional.  If the writers for Websters Dictionary ever saw you they would immediately order a recall of every dictionary out there and put that photo of you where you can only see your eyes. 

Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 02:47:07 PM
You got one of your certificates or degrees from an online program  ::) ::)

Yes, one of my certifications are from an online course....so what??  Doesn't matter what you got hanging on the wall but how well you do in business.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 02:51:31 PM
You pathetic even more than anyone.  you take last place in everything you do.  You get fired for being incompetent but you call it laid-off.  You take last place in every contest you enter and try to convince everyone the other comptetitors were good enough to go pro.  You enter no name contests and still take last.  You aren't welcome to enter NPC contests so you enter some off the wall contest.  Dude you are the perfect definition of pathetic and delusional.  If the writers for Websters Dictionary ever saw you they would immediately order a recall of every dictionary out there and put that photo of you where you can only see your eyes.  



 ::)

Well, coming from a 600lb marshmellow who has to live with another guy to help pay his bills and cheated his former business partners out of money....you really don't have any room to talk.

I'm curious however as to why you and Basile follow every post I make???  If that isn't pathetic then what is??
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 02:53:46 PM
I have 2 certifications and a diploma however clients only care about results...not what's hanging on your wall.

In your case your certs don't mean shit.  And to top it off clients look at you and laugh there way to another REAL PT.  Goodrum do you have any clients that actually pay you.  Can't count your butt-buddy Vissy or any of your inbred family.  Also, I am pretty sure most of the people that see you wish you were hanging on your wall.  Face it Goodrum you try to cut corners with everything you do and it has all failed.  Online certs.  WOW.  What an accomplishment!  
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 02:55:54 PM
In your case your certs don't mean shit.  And to top it off clients look at you and laugh there way to another REAL PT.  Goodrum do you have any clients that actually pay you.  Can't count your butt-buddy Vissy or any of your inbred family.  Also, I am pretty sure most of the people that see you wish you were hanging on your wall.  Face it Goodrum you try to cut corners with everything you do and it has all failed.  Online certs.  WOW.  What an accomplishment!  

You are truly a sad little fat man aren't you???  I'm not a millionaire but I do ok
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: SF1900 on April 08, 2010, 02:58:50 PM
Yes, one of my certifications are from an online course....so what??  Doesn't matter what you got hanging on the wall but how well you do in business.

Either way, you should not be bragging about an online degree  ::) Shitty education, which is quite apparent by your physique.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: SF1900 on April 08, 2010, 03:00:26 PM
You are truly a sad little fat man aren't you???  I'm not a millionaire but I do ok
Is this your only job?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 03:02:47 PM
You are truly a sad little fat man aren't you???  I'm not a millionaire but I do ok

So you have net sales of about $10,000 to $13,000 out of that gross in 3 months.  I have no idea what your overhead is but I would thin low since we all have seen how you live.  Yes you are a hugely successful businessman.  I thought I heard Trump mention you a few times ::) ::)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 03:03:59 PM
Is this your only job?

He gives blowjobs to Vissy but doesn't get paid for it.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: SF1900 on April 08, 2010, 03:04:30 PM
So you have net sales of about $10,000 to $13,000 out of that gross in 3 months.  I have no idea what your overhead is but I would thin low since we all have seen how you live.  Yes you are a hugely successful businessman.  I thought I heard Trump mention you a few times ::) ::)

When you total it all up, it's not that impressive.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 03:07:38 PM
Is this your only job?

Its not a job.  Its my own business that I started from the ground up in 2001 when I trained people and sold Vitamin Power supplements from the back of my car and at the flea market every weekend.  

Nowadays it pays the bills and I don't have to work anymore for any company.  Companies hire employees for wholesale price and sell them for retail.  They tell you when to work, how much you make, and dictate how you live, and how you pay your bills.

 That's why I don't care what anyone says about my business.  I'd rather have my freedom than to be someone's slave
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 03:10:19 PM
When you total it all up, it's not that impressive.

Yea, I sure can't compete with all of these 7 figure making Getbiggers that fly around in Lear Jets and have their butlers wipe their asses and fix their supper for them..... ::)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 08, 2010, 03:12:06 PM
Vince tries to do something he loves rather than work in some 9-5 job with a fat boss smacking him over the head. In that regard I have to hand it to him for having guts no matter what his physique looks like. Most dont have the guts to give up material stuff to do what they love myself included.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 03:12:59 PM
HugeRipped I have a set of two questions for you ???

(1) What is the optimal static kinematic state (i.e. angular positions) for performing the bentover barbell row?  Please specify in both relative and absolute terms.  I prefer radians but degrees are ok too.

(2) How many cocks can you fit in your vagine?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: SF1900 on April 08, 2010, 03:15:14 PM
Yea, I sure can't compete with all of these 7 figure making Getbiggers that fly around in Lear Jets and have their butlers wipe their asses and fix their supper for them..... ::)

Stop trying to re-direct your own failures by projecting your sarcasm onto others  ::) ::)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 03:16:15 PM
So you have net sales of about $10,000 to $13,000 out of that gross in 3 months.  I have no idea what your overhead is but I would thin low since we all have seen how you live.  Yes you are a hugely successful businessman.  I thought I heard Trump mention you a few times ::) ::)

Well, you claimed to be making big money yet you can't even pay back your business partners that you cheated.  2,500 dollars isn't much money for a big time hustler such as yourself is it??????  ::)


Lets face it Keith, you can talk all you want about what you have but nothing really adds up to be honest.  The only income I could see is from web design and I'd seriously doubt that everyone is banging down your door to design any, especially with your sub-par skills and outdated graphics that I've seen on Muscle Mafia.  

Now stop bothering me because I don't care about you.  Go play in the ocean with the other whales or something.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 03:21:19 PM
Stop trying to re-direct your own failures by projecting your sarcasm onto others  ::) ::)


 ???

You need help my friend
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: SF1900 on April 08, 2010, 03:22:46 PM

 ???

You need help my friend

I do? Why? I'm just speaking the truth.

Maybe if you didn't talk so much shit, you wouldn't get so much flack.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 03:23:43 PM
Vince tries to do something he loves rather than work in some 9-5 job with a fat boss smacking him over the head. In that regard I have to hand it to him for having guts no matter what his physique looks like. Most dont have the guts to give up material stuff to do what they love myself included.


I only had to give up material things for a very short time.  Nowadays I can buy what I want but I'm very frugal with my money.  I spend it wisely and don't waste it on silly stuff  
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 03:26:33 PM
I do? Why? I'm just speaking the truth.

Maybe if you didn't talk so much shit, you wouldn't get so much flack.  ::) ::)


The truth is that you have no idea what you're talking about because you have no education or experience in the actual subject of this thread.....and I do. 

Now I have other things to do than to play with a child such as yourself.  Till then.... 
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: SF1900 on April 08, 2010, 03:28:15 PM

The truth is that you have no idea what you're talking about because you have no education or experience in the actual subject of this thread.....and I do. 

Now I have other things to do than to play with a child such as yourself.  Till then.... 

Please, you don't need to be a certified personal trainer to have knowledge about this subject.

And for what it's worth, my multiple degrees trump your shitty degrees any day. They are real degrees, loser.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 03:30:09 PM
Well, you claimed to be making big money yet you can't even pay back your business partners that you cheated.  2,500 dollars isn't much money for a big time hustler such as yourself is it??????  ::)


Lets face it Keith, you can talk all you want about what you have but nothing really adds up to be honest.  The only income I could see is from web design and I'd seriously doubt that everyone is banging down your door to design any, especially with your sub-par skills and outdated graphics that I've seen on Muscle Mafia.  

Now stop bothering me because I don't care about you.  Go play in the ocean with the other whales or something.

Just proves you have no idea anything about me.  Goodrum, a little advice don't try to pretend you are smarter than you are.  All you do is look even dumber.  You are obviously trying to make up for your inbreeding but you are failing.  The things you know about me is exactly what I want you and anyone else I want to know.  You live in a shithole your whole life.  I have lived in the most beautiful places on earth and very comfortably.  I have survived 50+ years so I think I am doing okay.  It is obvious your standard of living is far below normal and that is fine.  you are used to it.  But don't try to peddle off that you are anything more than low class.  It just doesn't work for you.  Your life, your lifestyle and your so-called accomplishments all support everything I say about you.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Nirvana on April 08, 2010, 03:41:40 PM
Goodrum vs HugeRipped

discuss
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 03:47:59 PM

I only had to give up material things for a very short time.  Nowadays I can buy what I want but I'm very frugal with my money.  I spend it wisely and don't waste it on silly stuff  

Goodrum how much did this set you back.  Does Vissy at least pay for half.  And maybe with all that dough you make you can get a gym membership and start training and get some muscle.  Quit cutting corners by thinking you can achieve some kind of muscularity by playing with balls (pardon the pun) and bands.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on April 08, 2010, 04:05:58 PM
noworries, why r u so obssessed with Goodrum?

Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 04:07:00 PM
Its not a job.  Its my own business that I started from the ground up in 2001 when I trained people and sold Vitamin Power supplements from the back of my car and at the flea market every weekend.  

Nowadays it pays the bills and I don't have to work anymore for any company.  Companies hire employees for wholesale price and sell them for retail.  They tell you when to work, how much you make, and dictate how you live, and how you pay your bills.

 That's why I don't care what anyone says about my business.  I'd rather have my freedom than to be someone's slave

hahahaha, you have said you have been laid-off so many jobs.  In reality you burnt match, you were fired from every job,  That is a fact.  You can't hold a job.  The only thing you can do is do something on your own.  No one would hire you.  You don't train people at a real gym because they won't let you,  Why don't you tell the fucking truth.  You are Mr. Excuse.  This is the only title you will ever have besides Mr. Delusional, Mr. Stupid, Mr. Last Place and some others.  You are so fucked up you admit no one even wants you as a slave
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 04:14:57 PM
noworries, why r u so obssessed with Goodrum?



Because I hate fuckers like him who pretend to be someone they are not and then peddle it off to others.  He cuts corners instead of doing the hard work it takes to be something.  He preaches to everyone on subjects he has NO experience in or knowledge and then ridicules those who have.  He tries so hard to act smart and comes off stupid.  He pretends to be an expert in everything.  he uses bullshit creditinials and then tries to pawn himself off to people as someone with expereince and knowledge.  He will talks about people like he actually knows them and their personal life.  He gets into peoples personal lives.  He talks shiot but can't back it up.  And he tries to convince us to see what he sees in his body.  Plus I hate when he tries to make it look like :he is in the know" like when he says my friend on the inside told me this top secret.  he is full of shit.  I have more but I have to eat.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 05:28:19 PM
Like the article says....

www.mpftrainingsystems.c om
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: jaejonna on April 08, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
hahah epic 'interned hall of famer' taking the time out of his day to dig up old threads hahahah  look like you win hahah ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Epic Two page 4 html inked meltdown hahahahha
jeez looks like i still got it, i must of really touched a nerve lol hahaha
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 08:24:44 PM
hahah epic 'interned hall of famer' taking the time out of his day to dig up old threads hahahah  look like you win hahah ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Epic Two page 4 html inked meltdown hahahahha
jeez looks like i still got it, i must of really touched a nerve lol hahaha


It did touch a nerve...the funny bone.... :D
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 08, 2010, 08:26:50 PM
Thats like saying a Bachelors or a Masters degree "don't mean shit" (to quote your perversion of the english language). In general, I have found that the people who regularly claim that standards of education and qualification do not mean anything are the ones that lack the intellectual or professional competency to obtain said academic certification.

LOL @ the fact that Coach probably makes 10x the amount of money you do..
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: ShipSekki on April 08, 2010, 08:32:02 PM
 Being a certified personal trainer is a step up from working at McDonalds at least.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2010, 08:36:30 PM
Like the article says....

www.mpftrainingsystems.c om


Which of course is nothing more than a crybaby article from trainers who are upset over not having as much success as trainers who have only been in the business for a very short time.  

What they should concentrate on including yourself is simply putting your ego in your pocket and take a hard look at your current business model and not care what someone else is doing down the road.  

EliteFTS may raise a few points but the problem is that the whole article is still pointless and without merit.  They or anyone else do not have the authority to decide good trainers from bad trainers.  
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: WillGrant on April 08, 2010, 08:44:00 PM
I have 2 certifications and a diploma however clients only care about results...not what's hanging on your wall.
If this guy does have certs thats proves they dont mean shit , just take a look at him hahahahaahaha
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 08:53:59 PM

Which of course is nothing more than a crybaby article from trainers who are upset over not having as much success as trainers who have only been in the business for a very short time.  

What they should concentrate on including yourself is simply putting your ego in your pocket and take a hard look at your current business model and not care what someone else is doing down the road.  

EliteFTS may raise a few points but the problem is that the whole article is still pointless and without merit.  They or anyone else do not have the authority to decide good trainers from bad trainers.  


This describes you to a tee.  Goodrum you have been asked numerous times how many clients you have and you have dodged the question everytime.  How long are you going to put up this charade about training people.  You cannot be a trainer when you have NO clients.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: pellius on April 08, 2010, 08:54:29 PM
Like the article says....

www.mpftrainingsystems.c om

I briefly scanned the article on nutrition and have a slight disagreement with the accessment that white sugar is high in calories. It's no higher than any other carbohydrate, 4 calories per gram. Fat, at 9 calories per gram, is over twice as high.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: pellius on April 08, 2010, 08:57:19 PM
HugeRipped is keeping things interesting around here.

HR, please answer the question about Bent Over rows. Do it in degrees not radians.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 08, 2010, 09:02:30 PM
HugeRipped is keeping things interesting around here.

HR, please answer the question about Bent Over rows. Do it in degrees not radians.

i am pretty sure hugeripped is Falcon gimmick
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 09:08:36 PM
i am pretty sure hugeripped is Falcon gimmick

Now that is an interesting hypothesis right there.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: pellius on April 08, 2010, 09:09:57 PM
i am pretty sure hugeripped is Falcon gimmick

Falcon is not as articulate. He can barely string a sentence together. Not dissing the Falcon. I kind of miss the old meth head. It was interesting watching him degenerate both physically and mentally over the last couple of years. Rec drugs really do a number on you. "Epic leans" lol, that always cracks me up.

I like how his HugeRipped guy seems pretty oblivious to the flamings. Just keeps plugging away. That's what I like about GetBig, just when things start getting boring someone like him pops up.
 
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 08, 2010, 09:12:02 PM
HugeRipped is keeping things interesting around here.

HR, please answer the question about Bent Over rows. Do it in degrees not radians.

Regarding the proper form on Bent Over Barbell Rows, one must take individual physiology into account to assess and assign accurate ergonomics. To speak for the general population, though, perform Barbell Bent Over Rows with slight knee flexion, shoulder girdle pulled back and spinal erectors straightened so that the allignment of the back creates an even plane. To maintain proper form, one should keep his or her head facing forward; this will synergistically keep the back in the correct ergonomic position. One should keep his or her hips flexed so that the spine is close to parallel to the floor. Most people keep their back at a 45 degree angle, which is ergonomically incorrect and is used simply to create a physiological point of leverage to use more weight while sacrificing form. The back should remain in a linear position parallel to the floor.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: mogulgangi on April 08, 2010, 09:12:31 PM
I noticed an absence of a similar thread on this board, so I thought I would be the first to create it.

This thread is the official venue in which certified personal trainers can discuss important issues that relate to the fitness field; new exercise trends amongst the public, effective fat loss programs, muscle building for the layman, etc. If you are not a certified personal trainer, please do not bother posting in this thread unless you are asking us questions - but for the most part I'd like to keep this an exclusive means of discussing industry sensitive issues amongst qualified fitness professionals.

Also, if you recieved your certification via an entirely online program such as the ISSA, do not bother posting in here. While you may be possess a nationally recognized certification allowing you to work at the local LA Fitness or Bally's, any real fitness professional knows that true exercise science knowledge cannot be tested entirely behind a computer monitor.

I will kick this discussion off: how have you guys been able to maintain the sensitive equilibrium of nutrition in combination with the typical goal related exercise program?

- HR


r u gay
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 09:13:35 PM
What happens if I go to 74 deg. ???
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: SF1900 on April 08, 2010, 09:25:41 PM
What happens if I go to 74 deg. ???

YOUR SPINAL CORD WILL GET TORN FROM YOUR BACK!!!
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 10:34:45 PM

Which of course is nothing more than a crybaby article from trainers who are upset over not having as much success as trainers who have only been in the business for a very short time.  

What they should concentrate on including yourself is simply putting your ego in your pocket and take a hard look at your current business model and not care what someone else is doing down the road.  

EliteFTS may raise a few points but the problem is that the whole article is still pointless and without merit.  They or anyone else do not have the authority to decide good trainers from bad trainers.  


Thanks for proving your lack of comprehension and knowledge of who is successful in the industry is about nil with you. And yes, they do have the authority to analyze who is a bad trainer from a good trainer as do I. For example, If I asked you or this "hugeripped" clown to put together a strength program or even a basic fitness program for a healthy person, I'd be willing to bet you clowns couldn't put together a sound program if your life depended on it.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 08, 2010, 10:51:19 PM
Thanks for proving your lack of comprehension and knowledge of who is successful in the industry is about nil with you. And yes, they do have the authority to analyze who is a bad trainer from a good trainer as do I. For example, If I asked you or this "hugeripped" clown to put together a strength program or even a basic fitness program for a healthy person, I'd be willing to bet you clowns couldn't put together a sound program if your life depended on it.

I must have missed it where you stated what your Master's is in; mine is in Exercise Science.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 11:00:56 PM
I must have missed it where you stated what your Master's is in; mine is in Exercise Science.

LOL...who cares? Results count pal. But if it makes a difference to you I came about six months short of my degree......TWENTY SEVEN YEARS AGO, that being said I've had enough continuing education throughout the years that I still keep up on to basically bury you not only in knowledge but the results of my athletes, clients and my business. Quit bragging, show yourself and/or the results of your clients or go away.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 08, 2010, 11:07:19 PM
LOL...who cares? Results count pal. But if it makes a difference to you I came about six months short of my degree......TWENTY SEVEN YEARS AGO, that being said I've had enough continuing education throughout the years that I still keep up on to basically bury you not only in knowledge but the results of my athletes, clients and my business. Quit bragging, show yourself and/or the results of your clients or go away.

Translation: You still justify your failure to obtain any academic credentials after nearly three decades.

You can keep trying to rationalize your lack of real credentials by going on about how certifications and academic credentials dont mean anything, but the fact of the matter is that I am exponentially more qualified as a fitness professional than you are. My master's degree in Exercise Science says so and so does my CSCS certification. Perhaps after you have attended a university of higher learning and earned a diploma in a fitness related field, then I will take you seriously. 
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 08, 2010, 11:09:08 PM
HugeRipped is keeping things interesting around here.

HR, please answer the question about Bent Over rows. Do it in degrees not radians.

No doubt HR is an expert in anything having to do with bending over.   
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: ShipSekki on April 08, 2010, 11:09:34 PM
Translation: You still justify your failure to obtain any academic credentials after nearly three decades.

You can keep trying to rationalize your lack of real credentials by going on about how certifications and academic credentials dont mean anything, but the fact of the matter is that I am exponentially more qualified as a fitness professional than you are. My master's degree in Exercise Science says so and so does my CSCS certification. Perhaps after you have attended a university of higher learning and earned a diploma in a fitness related field, then I will take you seriously. 

 What's up with your shitty looking physique then?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
Translation: You still justify your failure to obtain any academic credentials after nearly three decades.

You can keep trying to rationalize your lack of real credentials by going on about how certifications and academic credentials dont mean anything, but the fact of the matter is that I am exponentially more qualified as a fitness professional than you are. My master's degree in Exercise Science says so and so does my CSCS certification. Perhaps after you have attended a university of higher learning and earned a diploma in a fitness related field, then I will take you seriously. 

Is this really Vince Goodrum? hahahahahahahahahah! Results dude, show me results.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 11:11:34 PM
What's up with your shitty looking physique then?

What do you mean? He has a "CSCS"....LOL
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 08, 2010, 11:13:01 PM
What's up with your shitty looking physique then?

My physique is right on par with my time spent engaging in regular resistance training. I started lifting weights for health purposes 7-8 years ago, I only started getting into bodybuilding in the last 2-3 years. In my profile picture, I am at about 10 percent bodyfat while still maintaining a solid level of muscularity for someone who has been bodybuilding for such an amount of time. You can see my serratus and abdominals while pulling off a stomach vaccuum without any overhead lighting or shadowing effects. I guarantee you that if you 1) got down to my level of bodyfat and 2) took a picture pulling off a front double biceps with total stomach vaccuum without ANY overhead lighting, I would make you look like a child.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: tbombz on April 08, 2010, 11:14:20 PM
omg i love ptc's..
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 08, 2010, 11:16:39 PM
What do you mean? He has a "CSCS"....LOL

Based on the posts I have read in this thread, you and "Vince Goodrum" appear to be in the exact same category of fraudulent fitness pseudo-professionals, scamming clients out of their money to recieve training from someone whose only credentials involve online certifications. Your credentials are on par with the trainers at your local LA Fitness.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 11:16:56 PM
My physique is right on par with my time spent engaging in regular resistance training. I started lifting weights for health purposes 7-8 years ago, I only started getting into bodybuilding in the last 2-3 years. In my profile picture, I am at about 10 percent bodyfat while still maintaining a solid level of muscularity for someone who has been bodybuilding for such an amount of time. You can see my serratus and abdominals while pulling off a stomach vaccuum without any overhead lighting or shadowing effects. I guarantee you that if you 1) got down to my level of bodyfat and 2) took a picture pulling off a front double biceps with total stomach vaccuum without ANY overhead lighting, I would make you look like a child.

Can't see that tiny distorted picture. Post it again in this thread.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 11:18:54 PM
Based on the posts I have read in this thread, you and "Vince Goodrum" appear to be in the exact same category of fraudulent fitness pseudo-professionals, scamming clients out of their money to recieve training from someone whose only credentials involve online certifications. Your credentials are on par with the trainers at your local LA Fitness.

AAaahahahahaha.....who's gimmick are you?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 08, 2010, 11:21:00 PM
AAaahahahahaha.....who's gimmick are you?

Unable to respond - imagine my shock.

Please address your lack of credentials and the fact that you parade yourself as someone more qualified than a trainer at Bally's when you have the exact same qualifications (or lack thereof).
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: ShipSekki on April 08, 2010, 11:22:58 PM
My physique is right on par with my time spent engaging in regular resistance training. I started lifting weights for health purposes 7-8 years ago, I only started getting into bodybuilding in the last 2-3 years. In my profile picture, I am at about 10 percent bodyfat while still maintaining a solid level of muscularity for someone who has been bodybuilding for such an amount of time. You can see my serratus and abdominals while pulling off a stomach vaccuum without any overhead lighting or shadowing effects. I guarantee you that if you 1) got down to my level of bodyfat and 2) took a picture pulling off a front double biceps with total stomach vaccuum without ANY overhead lighting, I would make you look like a child.

 You are obviously not a real person and just trolling for shits and giggles, but i'll play along....

 You look like you don't lift weights at all and never have. Low bodyfat, yes. But a total lack of muscularity. You have the body of a 15 year old kid.

 After 7-8 years of lifting, and 2-3 years of bodybuilding, you look like shit (if you were a real person, which you obviously are not).

 At the age of 16 I started lifting, and by 17 I already looked more impressive than you.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 08, 2010, 11:24:01 PM
Can't see that tiny distorted picture. Post it again in this thread.

Hope this helps
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 08, 2010, 11:25:12 PM
You are obviously not a real person and just trolling for shits and giggles, but i'll play along....

 You look like you don't lift weights at all and never have. Low bodyfat, yes. But a total lack of muscularity. You have the body of a 15 year old kid.

 After 7-8 years of lifting, and 2-3 years of bodybuilding, you look like shit (if you were a real person, which you obviously are not).

1) I am a "real person."
2) you lack any images of yourself on an online bodybuilding forum which makes me wonder what you are hiding - are you drastically overweight or do you simply not lift weights and choose to hide behind the monicker of a bodybuilder to pass judgement on others as some anger transferrance mechanism?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 11:25:26 PM
Unable to respond - imagine my shock.

Please address your lack of credentials and the fact that you parade yourself as someone more qualified than a trainer at Bally's when you have the exact same qualifications (or lack thereof).

Actually, I'm more qualified than you. Put that piece of paper back in your pocket son, you'll get hurt. And BTW, I don't buy into commercial gyms. Who is your target clientele again?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 11:27:34 PM
Hope this helps

He's another gimmick Ron let in. This clown doesn't know the difference between a wrist curl and a squat.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 08, 2010, 11:33:32 PM
Actually, I'm more qualified than you. Put that piece of paper back in your pocket son, you'll get hurt. And BTW, I don't buy into commercial gyms. Who is your target clientele again?

I am unsure if you understand the concept of "irony" since you have already admitted to your academic ignorance but I will go out on a limb and assume that you picked up the comprehension of the abstract noun somewhere in your life (if you need me to reword my response in a more high school graduate level, let me know); it is ironic that someone who lacks any form of credentials besides three "certifications" (i can only guess how many were taken online only) can claim they are more qualified a field that I possess a Master's degree in. Your arrogant attitude toward commercial gyms is unfounded, since you have the exact same pseudo-credentials and blaring lack of education of every other trainer at the local LA Fitness or Bally's. Why should I explain my target clientele to you? Suffice to say that you would not be elligible to interview at my place of work, you lack the academic qualifications.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: ShipSekki on April 08, 2010, 11:38:34 PM
1) I am a "real person."
2) you lack any images of yourself on an online bodybuilding forum which makes me wonder what you are hiding - are you drastically overweight or do you simply not lift weights and choose to hide behind the monicker of a bodybuilder to pass judgement on others as some anger transferrance mechanism?

 You have the bare minimum muscle mass. You have the muscle mass of an adolescent boy, or perhaps a woman. That's all.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: outby43 on April 08, 2010, 11:39:56 PM
He's another gimmick Ron let in. This clown doesn't know the difference between a wrist curl and a squat.

x2.  Just looking at the post history you can tell he doesn't do shit.  He post from 9:00am to 1:00am exclusively.  How can you train clients posting everyday during those times?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Topskin69 on April 08, 2010, 11:42:23 PM
HugeRipped I have a set of two questions for you ???

(1) What is the optimal static kinematic state (i.e. angular positions) for performing the bentover barbell row?  Please specify in both relative and absolute terms.  I prefer radians but degrees are ok too.

(2) How many cocks can you fit in your vagine?

Post of the month right here folks!
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 11:45:22 PM
I am unsure if you understand the concept of "irony" since you have already admitted to your academic ignorance but I will go out on a limb and assume that you picked up the comprehension of the abstract noun somewhere in your life (if you need me to reword my response in a more high school graduate level, let me know); it is ironic that someone who lacks any form of credentials besides three "certifications" (i can only guess how many were taken online only) can claim they are more qualified a field that I possess a Master's degree in. Your arrogant attitude toward commercial gyms is unfounded, since you have the exact same pseudo-credentials and blaring lack of education of every other trainer at the local LA Fitness or Bally's. Why should I explain my target clientele to you? Suffice to say that you would not be elligible to interview at my place of work, you lack the academic qualifications.

1. You don't have a clientele thats why you can't give me one. It's not a big deal dude, I don't know you, how come you can't give a target? What type of clients to you deal with?

2. I don't work for anyone but MY CLIENTS. I wouldn't be an employee, that would mean taking a pay cut.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 08, 2010, 11:49:12 PM
1. You don't have a clientele thats why you can't give me one. It's not a big deal dude, I don't know you, how come you can't give a target? What type of clients to you deal with?

2. I don't work for anyone but MY CLIENTS. I wouldn't be an employee, that would mean taking a pay cut.

I hate to say anything, but why are you arguing with SkinnyFat and not next door throwing a hump into Sandra B?  Chances are she's lookin to get back at that Jesse James loser. 
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Topskin69 on April 08, 2010, 11:51:18 PM

Look guys... this guy is obviously a Gimmick, and from the looks of things, a rather successful one thus far, so why feed him? Just ignore his obvious baiting....

Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2010, 11:57:10 PM
I hate to say anything, but why are you arguing with SkinnyFat and not next door throwing a hump into Sandra B?  Chances are she's lookin to get back at that Jesse James loser. 

I finally have half a day off tomorrow, have a 9:30 tee time for the first time in months on a friday and f**king with a gimmick is fun. As for Sandra B.....I think shes long gone from Jesse and rightfully so. Where did you see she was giving him another chance?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 09, 2010, 01:12:24 AM
Translation: You still justify your failure to obtain any academic credentials after nearly three decades.

You can keep trying to rationalize your lack of real credentials by going on about how certifications and academic credentials dont mean anything, but the fact of the matter is that I am exponentially more qualified as a fitness professional than you are. My master's degree in Exercise Science says so and so does my CSCS certification. Perhaps after you have attended a university of higher learning and earned a diploma in a fitness related field, then I will take you seriously. 

I gotta tell you, it's hard to take you seriously when all you do is type what you want to say.  Hell anyone can type they have the credentials you have.  You talk the talk but so far you have not proven you walk the walk.  Coach has proven everything he says.  He is not afraid to list names, show photos and tell everything.  He has nothing to hide.  That makes him VERY believable.  You on the other hand talk alot of shit but don't produce anything.  Goodrum because of his lack of intelligence post photos and whatever and they always seem to support all the shit everyone talks about.  They never support his side.  But, at least he posts no matter how shitty he is in real life.  You ONLY talk.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: pugalist666 on April 09, 2010, 01:13:56 AM
Hope this helps
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: buffdnet on April 09, 2010, 03:28:46 AM
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I'm curious however as to why you and Basile follow every post I make???  If that isn't pathetic then what is??
a negro homosexual having unprotected sex and spreading aids??
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: WillGrant on April 09, 2010, 03:30:50 AM
Hope this helps
No way you are 10 %///you are skinny fat.. ::)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 09, 2010, 05:53:50 AM
Thanks for proving your lack of comprehension and knowledge of who is successful in the industry is about nil with you. And yes, they do have the authority to analyze who is a bad trainer from a good trainer as do I. For example, If I asked you or this "hugeripped" clown to put together a strength program or even a basic fitness program for a healthy person, I'd be willing to bet you clowns couldn't put together a sound program if your life depended on it.

No-one has the authority to judge who is a good personal trainer and who isn't....period. 

The most successful personal trainers out there just do their jobs and not worry about what every other trainer does.  If you're not making the money that you think you should be, then you should change your business model
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: NCNPC29 on April 09, 2010, 06:38:19 AM
Hope this helps

Wow...just when you think a person couldn't possess a worse physique than Vince this clown comes out of the closet woods. Bro, if you have a Masters then you are the epitome of a wasted education. Your body looks like warm dog shit on a summers evening. It literally looks like you have never touched a weight in your life. Seriously. When it comes to personal training it's like Coach and everyone else says. It's about results. Why on earth would anyone put any faith in someone that looks like absolute garbage? Who cares what your credentials are when you can't even utilize this vast knowledge you supposedly have on your own body?!?!? What worries me most is that this might not be a gimmick and the population of bullshit trainers in the commercial gyms is now +1
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Devon97 on April 09, 2010, 08:14:00 AM
I am unsure if you understand the concept of "irony" since you have already admitted to your academic ignorance but I will go out on a limb and assume that you picked up the comprehension of the abstract noun somewhere in your life (if you need me to reword my response in a more high school graduate level, let me know); it is ironic that someone who lacks any form of credentials besides three "certifications" (i can only guess how many were taken online only) can claim they are more qualified a field that I possess a Master's degree in. Your arrogant attitude toward commercial gyms is unfounded, since you have the exact same pseudo-credentials and blaring lack of education of every other trainer at the local LA Fitness or Bally's. Why should I explain my target clientele to you? Suffice to say that you would not be elligible to interview at my place of work, you lack the academic qualifications.  

NewsFlash.

Experts don't "interview" at places of work.... they work for themselves and have people working for them!

BOOOOOOM!
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Devon97 on April 09, 2010, 08:15:48 AM
No-one has the authority to judge who is a good personal trainer and who isn't....period.   The most successful personal trainers out there just do their jobs and not worry about what every other trainer does.  If you're not making the money that you think you should be, then you should change your business model


What about someone who is more experienced and has produced better results over time?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 09, 2010, 08:42:38 AM
NewsFlash.

Experts don't "interview" at places of work.... they work for themselves and have people working for them!

BOOOOOOM!

What kind of absurd logic is that? There are plenty of experts relative to their field who are still employees of a greater organization. Chief doctors who run departments in cardiology or oncology, for example, still directly work for and report to a hospital administration hierarchy - does this not make them an expert in their field? My point was, that at my place of work, a MAsters degree in a fitness related field is mandatory to even be considered for employment and thus "The Coach" would not even be eligible to interview with us.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Devon97 on April 09, 2010, 08:51:14 AM
What kind of absurd logic is that? There are plenty of experts relative to their field who are still employees of a greater organization. Chief doctors who run departments in cardiology or oncology, for example, still directly work for and report to a hospital administration hierarchy - does this not make them an expert in their field? My point was, that at my place of work, a MAsters degree in a fitness related field is mandatory to even be considered for employment and thus "The Coach" would not even be eligible to interview with us.


I will take you back to school right now- free of charge.

The REAL Experts DO NOT work for other people. They have people working for them. This is absolute common sense.

The BEST M.D.'s own their own practice!

I am sure the Coach has no interest in working for an agency or instuition for nickles and dimes when he is pulling in GOOD $$ owing and running his own sports performance training biz.

Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on April 09, 2010, 08:52:10 AM
I went to a few Sport Sciences modules because I wanted to see what the course was about...
Wasnt really my thing, dont see much relevance on methane being created in the stomach of cows?

Just train hard and eat right, end of
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: No Patience on April 09, 2010, 08:53:23 AM
Thats like saying a Bachelors or a Masters degree "don't mean shit" (to quote your perversion of the english language). In general, I have found that the people who regularly claim that standards of education and qualification do not mean anything are the ones that lack the intellectual or professional competency to obtain said academic certification.

personal certifications don't mean shit

the only reason to have one is credentials when working with clients...they trust
your guidance more

i am certified in WITS...which i would say is one of the more involved certifications....but i still think it was
a waste of my fucking time...i already know how to write programs for people and have been doing so long
before i ever got certified

your credentials are sub par at best, yet you act as if you are a doctor from some very prestigious school

you are a overcompensator, which looking at your avatar, i understand why
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 09, 2010, 09:00:15 AM
The BEST M.D.'s own their own practice!

I am sure the Coach has no interest in working for an agency or instuition for nickles and dimes when he is pulling in GOOD $$ owing and running his own sports performance training biz.

On what factual evidence do you base your statement that the best MD's do not work for hospitals? Please provide patient mortality rates and QOL statistics between the two groups in a given related medical field if you want to be taken seriously.

Based on "The Coach's" complete lack of education and qualifications, one can conclude that he "runs his own business" because he got tired of working at LA Fitness, Bally's or 24 Hour Fitness - since those are the only trainer jobs for which he is qualified. Out of curiousity, why do you feel it is your personal mission to justify his educational shortcomings? I am still amused that when asked if he had a Masters degree he felt the need to tell me that he dropped out within 6 months of graduation, as if that really matters - an obvious sign of regret and shame even after nearly three decades to live with such failure. I wonder if, when applying to work at the local Bally's he tells the hiring manager that he almost got a degree?

personal certifications don't mean shit

the only reason to have one is credentials when working with clients...they trust
your guidance more

i am certified in WITS...which i would say is one of the more involved certifications....but i still think it was
a waste of my fucking time...i already know how to write programs for people and have been doing so long
before i ever got certified

your credentials are sub par at best, yet you act as if you are a doctor from some very prestigious school

you are a overcompensator, which looking at your avatar, i understand why

Are you trying to compare my Master's in Exercise Science to a personal training certificaiton?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Devon97 on April 09, 2010, 09:14:15 AM
On what factual evidence do you base your statement that the best MD's do not work for hospitals? Please provide patient mortality rates and QOL statistics between the two groups in a given related medical field if you want to be taken seriously.

Based on "The Coach's" complete lack of education and qualifications, one can conclude that he "runs his own business" because he got tired of working at LA Fitness, Bally's or 24 Hour Fitness - since those are the only trainer jobs for which he is qualified. Out of curiousity, why do you feel it is your personal mission to justify his educational shortcomings? I am still amused that when asked if he had a Masters degree he felt the need to tell me that he dropped out within 6 months of graduation, as if that really matters - an obvious sign of regret and shame even after nearly three decades to live with such failure. I wonder if, when applying to work at the local Bally's he tells the hiring manager that he almost got a degree?

Are you trying to compare my Master's in Exercise Science to a personal training certificaiton?

LOL No one in their right mind would work as an employee when they could make more money and play by their own set of rules running their own biz. TO even argue such a thing is outrageous LOL

Who in the hell says " When I grown up I want to work as a sheep for someone else!" ??

Bottom line my small friend, if you were truely an expert you would have private clients paying you and would not have to seek out employment from an institution or agency.

Working for someone else = being someone's bitch!
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 09, 2010, 09:15:17 AM
On what factual evidence do you base your statement that the best MD's do not work for hospitals? Please provide patient mortality rates and QOL statistics between the two groups in a given related medical field if you want to be taken seriously.

Based on "The Coach's" complete lack of education and qualifications, one can conclude that he "runs his own business" because he got tired of working at LA Fitness, Bally's or 24 Hour Fitness - since those are the only trainer jobs for which he is qualified. Out of curiousity, why do you feel it is your personal mission to justify his educational shortcomings? I am still amused that when asked if he had a Masters degree he felt the need to tell me that he dropped out within 6 months of graduation, as if that really matters - an obvious sign of regret and shame even after nearly three decades to live with such failure. I wonder if, when applying to work at the local Bally's he tells the hiring manager that he almost got a degree?

Are you trying to compare my Master's in Exercise Science to a personal training certificaiton?

Haha, I've never been an employee of any fitness club in my life. And yes, I WILL compare my training knowledge to your "Masters" degree. You don't seem to get that although it's great to obtain your 'Masters" degree, real knowledge doesn't come until years down the road. You really think just because you get a piece of paper that says "I've passed tests" that automatically makes you an expert? Fuck you've got a lot to learn.

Do me a favor, give an example of program you would recommend for an athlete, say a football player. I'll be waiting for your response.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 09, 2010, 09:23:41 AM
LOL No one in their right mind would work as an employee when they could make more money and play by their own set of rules running their own biz. TO even argue such a thing is outrageous LOL

Who in the hell says " When I grown up I want to work as a sheep for someone else!" ??

Bottom line my small friend, if you were truely an expert you would have private clients paying you and would not have to seek out employment from an institution or agency.

Almost everybody in the world works for somebody else, most adults are able to grasp that concept.

I cant help but notice you failed to reply with mortality rates and QOL stats in reference to your odd claim about more competent MD's owning private practices. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are working on putting together a statistic composite to assist in arguing your point. Since you are now trying argue that owning one's own business generates more revenue on average, please provide the appropriate factual basis (with citations) to support that theory.

To recapitulate: I will take your odd claims seriously once you can provide any factual evidence to back them. Based on the interesting statements you have made this requires mortality rates and patient QOL statistics for doctors working in a private practice vs doctors working directly for a hospital organization. Also, please provide average annual salaries of doctors who run their own private practice vs chief MD's of a given department in a hospital. Try to keep the medical field the same throughout to avoid compounding variables, thanks in advance.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Natural Man on April 09, 2010, 09:27:53 AM
nobody needs a "personnal trainer"... all you need is a brain and the ability to read...

watch videos on the internet and you ll learn how to "lift weights"...
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 09, 2010, 09:30:19 AM
Haha, I've never been an employee of any fitness club in my life. And yes, I WILL compare my training knowledge to your "Masters" degree. You don't seem to get that although it's great to obtain your 'Masters" degree, real knowledge doesn't come until years down the road. You really think just because you get a piece of paper that says "I've passed tests" that automatically makes you an expert? Fuck you've got a lot to learn.

Do me a favor, give an example of program you would recommend for an athlete, say a football player. I'll be waiting for your response.

Actually, i know that my Master's degree in Exercise Science makes me exponentially more qualified in the fitness industry than someone devoid of any education (you).

As much as I would love to explain my training programs to you, I am concerend that it may fall on proverbially deaf ears. I focus my training on advanced level Exercise Science, learned and mastered by those with the intellectual fortitute to complete post-graduate education. If you are interested in recieving a training seminar in advanced personal training techniques for special demographics, that is something my business offers, and you can private message me for prices.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Devon97 on April 09, 2010, 09:31:20 AM
Almost everybody in the world works for somebody else, most adults are able to grasp that concept.

I cant help but notice you failed to reply with mortality rates and QOL stats in reference to your odd claim about more competent MD's owning private practices. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are working on putting together a statistic composite to assist in arguing your point. Since you are now trying argue that owning one's own business generates more revenue on average, please provide the appropriate factual basis (with citations) to support that theory.

To recapitulate: I will take your odd claims seriously once you can provide any factual evidence to back them. Based on the interesting statements you have made this requires mortality rates and patient QOL statistics for doctors working in a private practice vs doctors working directly for a hospital organization. Also, please provide average annual salaries of doctors who run their own private practice vs chief MD's of a given department in a hospital. Try to keep the medical field the same throughout to avoid compounding variables, thanks in advance.


You will make a good sheep for someone lol

The wealthiest people in the country and the world work for them selves and own their own biz.

Can you see Steve Jobs showing up for the paycheck? LOLOL!
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 09, 2010, 09:33:09 AM
Almost everybody in the world works for somebody else, most adults are able to grasp that concept.

I cant help but notice you failed to reply with mortality rates and QOL stats in reference to your odd claim about more competent MD's owning private practices. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are working on putting together a statistic composite to assist in arguing your point. Since you are now trying argue that owning one's own business generates more revenue on average, please provide the appropriate factual basis (with citations) to support that theory.

To recapitulate: I will take your odd claims seriously once you can provide any factual evidence to back them. Based on the interesting statements you have made this requires mortality rates and patient QOL statistics for doctors working in a private practice vs doctors working directly for a hospital organization. Also, please provide average annual salaries of doctors who run their own private practice vs chief MD's of a given department in a hospital. Try to keep the medical field the same throughout to avoid compounding variables, thanks in advance.

Here's something pretty factual. The average S&C coach for a D1 school with a masters + a CSCS makes between $85-150K. I have my own business and double that, with successful clientele, athletes (from high school to professional) and celebrities. You make how much? You know how much? How long have you been a trainer for? Who is your clientele (I've asked this before, but like Goodrum you can't answer).
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 09, 2010, 09:33:20 AM

You will make a good sheep for someone lol

The wealthiest people in the country and the world work for them selves and own their own biz.

Can you see Steve Jobs showing up for the paycheck? LOLOL!

You appear to be struggling to come to terms with the concept of a company and how hierarchical infrastructure works. I am still waiting for those statistics.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 09, 2010, 09:35:23 AM
Here's something pretty factual. The average S&C coach for a D1 school with a masters + a CSCS makes between $85-150K. I have my own business and double that, with successful clientele, athletes (from high school to professional) and celebrities. You make how much? You know how much? How long have you been a trainer for? Who is your clientele (I've asked this before, but like Goodrum you can't answer).

Perhaps if you graduated with a degree (maybe you missed statistics in those last 6 months) you would understand the concept of a confounding variable. You are comparing a D1 school coach to one who trains a demographic so wide it includes celebrities and professionals. Do you see the massive discrepancy that immediately invalidates your comparison or do I need to explain further?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Devon97 on April 09, 2010, 09:36:36 AM
You appear to be struggling to come to terms with the concept of a company and how hierarchical infrastructure works. I am still waiting for those statistics.

Trump, Gates, Steve Jobs, Paul Allen,  W.B.....  NONE of them show up for the paycheck!

Don't worry , I'll hire you to run errands for me when you get tired of slaving away for $ 2,500/month lol
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: CT_Muscle on April 09, 2010, 09:37:47 AM
HugeRipped = TA
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 09, 2010, 09:40:52 AM
Perhaps if you graduated with a degree (maybe you missed statistics in those last 6 months) you would understand the concept of a confounding variable. You are comparing a D1 school coach to one who trains a demographic so wide it includes celebrities and professionals. Do you see the massive discrepancy that immediately invalidates your comparison or do I need to explain further?

No but you do. Kinda works like this junior, if you can train an athlete successfully you can train just about anyone, it doesn't work the other way around. See what I'm getting at?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: SF1900 on April 09, 2010, 09:41:29 AM
nobody needs a "personnal trainer"... all you need is a brain and the ability to read...

watch videos on the internet and you ll learn how to "lift weights"...

 :D
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: CT_Muscle on April 09, 2010, 09:41:38 AM
No but you do. Kinda works like this junior, if you can train an athlete successfully you can train just about anyone, it doesn't work the other way around. See what I'm getting at?

I have to agree with Coach here. And if he is making 300K a yr can you argue that?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: SF1900 on April 09, 2010, 09:42:24 AM
nobody needs a "personnal trainer"... all you need is a brain and the ability to read...

watch videos on the internet and you ll learn how to "lift weights"...

This is the best post I have ever read on GB   :D
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Option D on April 09, 2010, 09:43:04 AM
Certs don't mean shit.


lmao..hilarious...true.. .but hilarious
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 09, 2010, 09:43:18 AM
Hugeripped are you saying that someone like you who has (from what you have written) a tremendous amount of education and book reading can put someone on a weight training program without themselves ever being in a gym and actually have used weights and various machines.  God I hope not.  Cause it is trainers like that, that have no business being trainers.  All the fancy certification and mail order degrees can't beat actual experience.  Man I loved it back when I started.  If you had a questions or wanted to train with somebody you just ask.  I would do curls with Lou and learn more from him and Roy Callendar than any trainer.  Just watching that little fucker Chris Dickerson trains abs was a clinic.  And it was all free
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 09, 2010, 09:52:36 AM
No but you do. Kinda works like this junior, if you can train an athlete successfully you can train just about anyone, it doesn't work the other way around. See what I'm getting at?

All I see is that you tried to pass off a statistically invalid comparison as a pseudo factual basis for some unfounded claim. Education and credentials speak for themselves. I have an M.S. in Exercise Science after my name and a degree from one of the best schools in the country hanging on my wall. You have 3 online certifications and the claim that you were "6 months from graduating." If you want, you can use me as a reference on your next application to Bally's.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 09, 2010, 09:55:40 AM
All I see is that you tried to pass off a statistically invalid comparison as a pseudo factual basis for some unfounded claim. Education and credentials speak for themselves. I have an M.S. in Exercise Science after my name and a degree from one of the best schools in the country hanging on my wall. You have 3 online certifications and the claim that you were "6 months from graduating." If you want, you can use me as a reference on your next application to Bally's.

Haha...f**king Ron and his gimmick screenings.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 09, 2010, 10:02:47 AM
Haha, I've never been an employee of any fitness club in my life. And yes, I WILL compare my training knowledge to your "Masters" degree. You don't seem to get that although it's great to obtain your 'Masters" degree, real knowledge doesn't come until years down the road. You really think just because you get a piece of paper that says "I've passed tests" that automatically makes you an expert? Fuck you've got a lot to learn.

Do me a favor, give an example of program you would recommend for an athlete, say a football player. I'll be waiting for your response.

1. You would have to be utterly retarded to get a 'Masters' in fitness... ROFL I could understand your passion if it was a real field like chemistry, biology, literature, etc. But you're like the gold medal winner at the Special Olympics, anyway you cut it you're still retarded

2. Coach has a proven income of between a quarter and half a million dollars a year, what do you make? $23.50 an hour !?

3. LOL just LOL

4. I'm a certified personal trainer in Canada, I have a CFP certification so I'm not talking out my ass. LOL it was a weekend course I did when I was 20 and it means jack shit if you don't know what you're doing or you look like shit.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: buffdnet on April 09, 2010, 10:05:04 AM
show me a big ladies man, I'll show you a big koksucker.
if this assclown isn't a gimmick he's yet another educated idiot
who has people doing excercises on those idiot balls.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 09, 2010, 10:08:42 AM
So what certification is the best...does it even matter?

I have  people asking me to train them daily....do i even need a cert to take their money on the weekends?
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 09, 2010, 10:09:25 AM
1. You would have to be utterly retarded to get a 'Masters' in fitness... ROFL I could understand your passion if it was a real field like chemistry, biology, literature, etc. But you're like the gold medal winner at the Special Olympics, anyway you cut it you're still retarded

2. Coach has a proven income of between a quarter and half a million dollars a year, what do you make? $23.50 an hour !?

3. LOL just LOL

4. I'm a certified personal trainer in Canada, I have a CFP certification so I'm not talking out my ass. LOL it was a weekend course I did when I was 20 and it means jack shit if you don't know what you're doing or you look like shit.


Can-Fit-Pro is the joke of all personal training certifications in North America. The fact that you tried to qualify yourself with a CFP certification completely invalidates your opinion. I only blame myself, I should have been more clear in my initial post that such scam certifications as the ISSA and the CFP are not welcome in this thread. Thanks for posting.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Option D on April 09, 2010, 10:11:31 AM
So what certification is the best...does it even matter?

I have  people asking me to train them daily....do i even need a cert to take their money on the weekends?
no
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 09, 2010, 10:12:27 AM
All I see is that you tried to pass off a statistically invalid comparison as a pseudo factual basis for some unfounded claim. Education and credentials speak for themselves. I have an M.S. in Exercise Science after my name and a degree from one of the best schools in the country hanging on my wall. You have 3 online certifications and the claim that you were "6 months from graduating." If you want, you can use me as a reference on your next application to Bally's.

With all that so-called education and you make less than most normal people with no college education.  Not sure who is dumber.  You with all the wasted time in school or Goodrum with just a whole life of waste.  Coach is killing you.  How much more can you take.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: buffdnet on April 09, 2010, 10:13:41 AM
I am from this point forward shall be known and addressed as
buffdnet ISSA,CFP,LMNOP
alot here been training longer than this twerp been alive
and actually dieted
and did bodybuilding shows

groink feel free to join me in certifying yourself and gatherin the dolla dolla bills
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 09, 2010, 10:13:50 AM
With all that so-called education and you make less than most normal people with no college education.  Not sure who is dumber.  You with all the wasted time in school or Goodrum with just a whole life of waste.  Coach is killing you.  How much more can you take.

x2 they definetly belong in the same boat together... let's see a pic of hugeripped so we can all have a laugh at his goodrumesque physique.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: HugeRipped on April 09, 2010, 10:14:14 AM
So what certification is the best...does it even matter?

I have  people asking me to train them daily....do i even need a cert to take their money on the weekends?

You should have a nationally accredited certification for insurance purposes. If you have a B.S. then the CSCS certification is best. If you did not graduate from college go with the NCSF.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 09, 2010, 10:14:58 AM
I will say this about having a certification(s). You have to have one to keep insurance and you have to have a certain amount of CEU's (which is a good thing) to keep them active. Other than they don't mean shit. What this idiot doesn't get is even a doctor when he/she gets that degree has to put in some serious real world internship before he/she can even call themselves a "Doctor" why? Because all that degree (any degree) means is you have met the MINIMUM requirements to earn that degree.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 09, 2010, 10:17:07 AM
Hey, I found a pic of our threadstarting hero, hugeripped :)

(http://img.moronail.net/img/0/5/905.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 09, 2010, 10:18:41 AM
You should have a nationally accredited certification for insurance purposes. If you have a B.S. then the CSCS certification is best. If you did not graduate from college go with the NCSF.

I don't have a CSCS but I have 2 that work for me. I do need an intern for clerical work.....you just might fit the bill.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: buffdnet on April 09, 2010, 10:19:39 AM
Quote
you have met the MINIMUM requirements to earn that degree.
is that what you younger gentlemen called pwned? (http://www.freejunknstuff.com/laf.gif)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 09, 2010, 10:19:54 AM
Hey, I found a pic of our threadstarting hero, hugeripped :)

(http://img.moronail.net/img/0/5/905.jpg)

LMAO!
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: buffdnet on April 09, 2010, 10:21:58 AM
I have a lmnop cert. (http://www.freejunknstuff.com/fork.gif) you all
(http://www.freejunknstuff.com/hom.gif)
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 09, 2010, 10:25:13 AM
You should have a nationally accredited certification for insurance purposes. If you have a B.S. then the CSCS certification is best. If you did not graduate from college go with the NCSF.

Like I said it was a weekend course, I worked as a personal trainer for less then a year, lol when I was 21
then I went on a got a real degree.. congratulations on wasting 6 years of your life in school to.....wait for it..

be a personal trainer and make gas money....Bwahahahaha
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: dyslexic on April 09, 2010, 12:02:24 PM
I won't work hard enough for 300K a year. I hate people too much. Fucking bitches with all their dirty laundry ain't worth the time.


I will do around 100- 125K a year and set my own hours. Fuck that.


I have other bitches do my initial consults for me just so they can weed through the stalkers and head cases. ("head" as in psycho)...
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on April 09, 2010, 12:23:26 PM
this gimmick is either TA or Leafy.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2010, 12:55:24 PM
I won't work hard enough for 300K a year. I hate people too much. Fucking bitches with all their dirty laundry ain't worth the time.


I will do around 100- 125K a year and set my own hours. Fuck that.


I have other bitches do my initial consults for me just so they can weed through the stalkers and head cases. ("head" as in psycho)...

haha, classic..... ;D
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 09, 2010, 01:54:11 PM

What about someone who is more experienced and has produced better results over time?

No, because I've ran into people who have been a personal trainer for 20 years at a gym and the only thing they did was count reps and write it down on a clipboard while walking them through the group of machine.   

That type of skill can be easily obtained from watching Sesame Street for a few weeks. 




Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: noworries on April 09, 2010, 02:02:21 PM
No, because I've ran into people who have been a personal trainer for 20 years at a gym and the only thing they did was count reps and write it down on a clipboard while walking them through the group of machine.   

That type of skill can be easily obtained from watching Sesame Street for a few weeks. 






u have proved that one
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 09, 2010, 02:41:23 PM
HugeRipped = all the way a big dude.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on April 09, 2010, 03:06:21 PM
throwing a hump into

Haha I have not heard this terminology before but I like it!
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 09, 2010, 05:02:44 PM
No, because I've ran into people who have been a personal trainer for 20 years at a gym and the only thing they did was count reps and write it down on a clipboard while walking them through the group of machine.   

That type of skill can be easily obtained from watching Sesame Street for a few weeks. 






That made no sense.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: mogulgangi on April 09, 2010, 06:41:07 PM
Actually, i know that my Master's degree in Exercise Science makes me exponentially more qualified in the fitness industry than someone devoid of any education (you).

As much as I would love to explain my training programs to you, I am concerend that it may fall on proverbially deaf ears. I focus my training on advanced level Exercise Science, learned and mastered by those with the intellectual fortitute to complete post-graduate education. If you are interested in recieving a training seminar in advanced personal training techniques for special demographics, that is something my business offers, and you can private message me for prices.


epic close door marketing scheme behind this thread
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Krankenstein on April 10, 2010, 04:50:58 AM
All I see is that you tried to pass off a statistically invalid comparison as a pseudo factual basis for some unfounded claim. Education and credentials speak for themselves. I have an M.S. in Exercise Science after my name and a degree from one of the best schools in the country hanging on my wall. You have 3 online certifications and the claim that you were "6 months from graduating." If you want, you can use me as a reference on your next application to Bally's.

Once again....where, oh where, is your degree from.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on April 10, 2010, 05:13:14 AM
Once again....where, oh where, is your degree from.

he never actually got it due to a disagreement over parking ticket charges.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 10, 2010, 01:13:18 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: disco_stu on April 10, 2010, 03:04:00 PM
HugeRipped I have a set of two questions for you ???

(1) What is the optimal static kinematic state (i.e. angular positions) for performing the bentover barbell row?  Please specify in both relative and absolute terms.  I prefer radians but degrees are ok too.

(2) How many cocks can you fit in your vagine?

classic. im sure HR doesnt even comprehend your question let alone able to answer it.

to be fair though- he should be able to answer Q2.
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on April 10, 2010, 03:21:22 PM
classic. im sure HR doesnt even comprehend your question let alone able to answer it.

to be fair though- he should be able to answer Q2.

I asked him another question about scaling and strength that he ignored :(  I don't think HR likes me
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: WillGrant on April 10, 2010, 08:51:24 PM
>:(
Turning yourself white doesnt change the fact you still look like shit
Title: Re: The Official Certified Personal Trainers ONLY Thread
Post by: viking1 on April 10, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
Certs don't mean shit.




Word!!!