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Title: JNN
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 04:00:20 PM
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18856057
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 04:01:42 PM
Disturbia her boob-space is curiously wide.
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 04:02:03 PM
i opened that profile and, literally, said Whoa

you need to contact her cuz i'm off of POF
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 04:03:17 PM
btw

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18883186

what is up with canada?
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: benchmstr on April 08, 2010, 04:11:59 PM
btw

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18883186

what is up with canada?
she says she wants "intriguing conversation".....i don't think she is for you ;D

bench
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 04:22:24 PM
she says she wants "intriguing conversation".....i don't think she is for you ;D

bench

i've seen her profile

I think if i explained my theory about smurfette being the town whore in the smurf village she would think i'm a genius
plus, we work in the "industry"- we can talk about whether we prefer wearing thongs or g-strings......and trust me, their is a difference
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: io856 on April 08, 2010, 04:28:01 PM
looks like she is going for the health look
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 04:33:01 PM
There are alot of fat chicks on here.  >:(
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 04:49:10 PM
Some of these whores are looking for men who are fucking Millionares.  :o
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: ThaRealist on April 08, 2010, 05:16:24 PM
Some of these whores are looking for men who are fucking Millionares.  :o

Correction....Most of them are...They feel they are owed as much as that lol
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 06:04:12 PM
Correction....Most of them are...They feel they are owed as much as that lol

Look at the ones that want to start a family A.S.A.P.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: ThaRealist on April 08, 2010, 06:10:31 PM
Look at the ones that want to start a family A.S.A.P.  ::) ::) ::)

AKA: I want something to make sure I get a pay day out of your ass
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 06:19:04 PM
disturbia, please tell me you , at least, emailed this trollop

i don't care if you got a response- just tell me you emailed her
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 08, 2010, 06:27:11 PM
Josh's chances.. about 1 in 10,000,000

girl looks amazing... probably makes a good $150,000 / year stripping
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 06:36:11 PM
Josh's chances.. about 1 in 10,000,000

girl looks amazing... probably makes a good $150,000 / year stripping


lol at thinking my odds are that good
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: benchmstr on April 08, 2010, 06:38:55 PM
lol at thinking my odds are that good
bro, she's a stripper.....if you catch her at the right time she could be so fucked up on coke, and pills she might actually hook up with you!!!

bench
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: stuntmovie on April 08, 2010, 06:40:23 PM
Have yet to read any of this stuff shown above but I wanna talk to JNN here and the hell with the rest  of you GetBiggers unless you're just fu'king nosey or are genuinely interested in a GetBigger Good Guy's welfare.

JNN, take the following from a know-it-all or someone who thinks he knows-it-all, but I do know a lot of good shit and wanna pass the following on to ya because you are one of the Good Guys on this board and even the guys and gals who hate ya, like ya!

Nuff said on that subject.

Somewhere on one of these boards you said that you would be working in Las Vegas at Krave.

But are you aware that Krave is now the home for "The Amazing Jonathan" which is a big switch-over from its prior what-cha-ma-call-it for lack of a better word?

I don't know if that insinuates a permanent change, but it is a major change which could mean that you could  be the guy who disappears in a cloud of smoke or gets sawed in half in a coffin shaped box. (I know how those trix are done, btw. I was a 'foil' for a Copperfield a couple of times.)

Even if there is no change at all with its clientel and modus operandi, I think you would be more suited to inquire about a job with the Chippendale troupe who are presently appearing at the Rio. A friend of mine is employed there and his job is simply to stand by the ladies while the husbands take the picture.
And you get paid for doing that. And an occasional punch in the nose.

If the Chips don't like ya, there are a couple of other similar type shows in this town that may also be appropriate for a person such as yourself who is searching for a way to make some serious and legit cash in this desert town.

I hate to sound like a dad here, JNN, but a little half-assed guidance never hurt anyone unless they refused to even give it a bit of consideration.







Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 06:40:48 PM
bro, she's a stripper.....if you catch her at the right time she could be so fucked up on coke, and pills she might actually hook up with you!!!

bench

this  

seriously josh, you better write that bitch

if you don't- i might have to start another POF account and do it for you.........well, that or i could just get a sandwich
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 06:48:18 PM
Have yet to read any of this stuff shown above but I wanna talk to JNN here and the hell with the rest  of you GetBiggers unless you're just fu'king nosey or are genuinely interested in a GetBigger Good Guy's welfare.

JNN, take the following from a know-it-all or someone who thinks he knows-it-all, but I do know a lot of good shit and wanna pass the following on to ya because you are one of the Good Guys on this board and even the guys and gals who hate ya, like ya!

Nuff said on that subject.

Somewhere on one of these boards you said that you would be working in Las Vegas at Krave.

But are you aware that Krave is now the home for "The Amazing Jonathan" which is a big switch-over from its prior what-cha-ma-call-it for lack of a better word?

I don't know if that insinuates a permanent change, but it is a major change which could mean that you could  be the guy who disappears in a cloud of smoke or gets sawed in half in a coffin shaped box. (I know how those trix are done, btw. I was a 'foil' for a Copperfield a couple of times.)

Even if there is no change at all with its clientel and modus operandi, I think you would be more suited to inquire about a job with the Chippendale troupe who are presently appearing at the Rio. A friend of mine is employed there and his job is simply to stand by the ladies while the husbands take the picture.
And you get paid for doing that. And an occasional punch in the nose.

If the Chips don't like ya, there are a couple of other similar type shows in this town that may also be appropriate for a person such as yourself who is searching for a way to make some serious and legit cash in this desert town.

I hate to sound like a dad here, JNN, but a little half-assed guidance never hurt anyone unless they refused to even give it a bit of consideration.




great advice as always

most likely, i'm gonna come down for a week and do some interviewing to see what my prospects are in LV.

I already have a friend who will let me stay over.

I heard KRAVE was gonna be a good place to make money even though the clientele is what it is/was hahahah

don't worry about sounding like my dad- shit, someone should have to sound like my dad in my life cuz my dad wasn't there during those years i needed him haha
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 06:55:34 PM
this  

seriously josh, you better write that bitch

if you don't- i might have to start another POF account and do it for you.........well, that or i could just get a sandwich
i wrote her i wrote her---calm down there fancy pants   ;D ;D
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:02:07 PM
i wrote her i wrote her---calm down there fancy pants   ;D ;D

i will never calm down...i'm "The Sal-tuation"
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 07:11:09 PM
these girls in calgary never reply to messages---ive never been in a city where they dont reply as much as here
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2010, 07:12:09 PM
these girls in calgary never reply to messages---ive never been in a city where they dont reply as much as here

Do you call them girls in your messages to them?
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 07:18:11 PM
Do you call them girls in your messages to them?

im not supposed to?
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2010, 07:19:34 PM
im not supposed to?

 ;D

Maybe start out with whore, then move to road trash before dropping the c-word on em.
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 07:21:08 PM
ive decided that since im not getting shit for replies i am going to let getbig design my profile on that site for me

feel free to make one up, i will use it as long as it isnt vulgar, what do i care
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 07:21:45 PM
Check this one out Johnny.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18789154
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:23:52 PM
Check this one out Johnny.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18789154

i have never seen a girl that i both love AND hate

i fucking hate that bitch.................bu t god i want to fuck her
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 07:25:21 PM
i have never seen a girl that i both love AND hate

i fucking hate that bitch.................bu t god i want to fuck her

That is what i was thinking!  :o
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:27:38 PM
That is what i was thinking!  :o

i hate her because even though i'm very attractive and charming(let's face it- i am) she wouldn't give me the time of day

she is more into dudes who are like fred durst- i guarantee it
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: SaltShaker on April 08, 2010, 07:29:29 PM
i opened that profile and, literally, said Whoa

you need to contact her cuz i'm off of POF
what are you "on" now ?
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 07:30:05 PM
i hate her because even though i'm very attractive and charming(let's face it- i am) she wouldn't give me the time of day

she is more into dudes who are like fred durst- i guarantee it

Ewww...That dude does not even take showers.  >:(
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 07:33:12 PM
theres a midget stripper in Calgary from april 12-17
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 07:33:45 PM
theres a midget stripper in Calgary from april 12-17

 :D
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 07:34:36 PM
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18665887

Here is one for you Johnny.  8)
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:35:15 PM
what are you "on" now ?

haha  does it seem like i'm high


actually, i think it's a known fact that i'm usually under the influence of something so i kinda answered my own question

but, that bitch is hot...ish
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Parker on April 08, 2010, 07:38:25 PM
Josh's chances.. about 1 in 10,000,000

girl looks amazing... probably makes a good $150,000 / year stripping

And $149,000 of that is blown on shoes, clothes and drugs.
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:38:47 PM
midget and stripper are my two favorite words in the English language




http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18665887

Here is one for you Johnny.  8)

she is hot enough that i can overlook the fact that she has a 9 year old kid
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: SaltShaker on April 08, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
haha  does it seem like i'm high


actually, i think it's a known fact that i'm usually under the influence of something so i kinda answered my own question

but, that bitch is hot...ish

;) yeah it seems you always UI... just dont become like falcon, dont let that shit fuck you up too much....


any reason you stopped browsing POF? did you join a different site?
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 07:40:37 PM
midget and stripper are my two favorite words in the English language




she is hot enough that i can overlook the fact that she has a 9 year old kid

That is the one thing that i immediately saw.  :o
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 07:41:52 PM
fuk dem hoes, Im watching Top Gun
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 08, 2010, 07:41:58 PM
Do you call them girls in your messages to them?

You should try Toronto, lol.. most snobby bitches in all of North America..

Montreal is amazing tho.
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:42:47 PM
;) yeah it seems you always UI... just dont become like falcon, dont let that shit fuck you up too much....


any reason you stopped browsing POF? did you join a different site?

internet dating seems so inpersonal

not to sound corny, but i still see dating as something of a animal ritual where men go to a actual place to hunt for his mate.
most of the excitement of dating is talking to a stranger at a bar (or whereever) and the chance that she may say yes or no...internet dating takes that thrill away
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Natural Man on April 08, 2010, 07:43:32 PM
there a re a lot of young successful bodybuilded people everywhere nowadays, old people dont stand a chance....
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: disturbia on April 08, 2010, 07:44:48 PM
there a re a lot of young successful bodybuilded people everywhere nowadays, old people dont stand a chance....

uh what
that makes no sense
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: SaltShaker on April 08, 2010, 07:44:52 PM
internet dating seems so inpersonal

not to sound corny, but i still see dating as something of a animal ritual where men go to a actual place to hunt for his mate.
most of the excitement of dating is talking to a stranger at a bar (or whereever) and the chance that she may say yes or no...internet dating takes that thrill away
oh i totally agree, i fricking love picking up chicks.... some of them i know im gonna be fucking before they even know it themselves, and uts just awesome watching the pieces fall in place...
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 08, 2010, 07:46:22 PM
oh i totally agree, i fricking love picking up chicks.... some of them i know im gonna be fucking before they even know it themselves, and uts just awesome watching the pieces fall in place...

It's all a big game of TETRIS :)
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Parker on April 08, 2010, 07:48:11 PM
i have never seen a girl that i both love AND hate

i fucking hate that bitch.................bu t god i want to fuck her
She is just like all the other blonde chicas, all those pics put her in a "untouchable" light, when in fact, JNN you could have her melting in your hands like a snickers bar left in the car on a 90 degree day.
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: stuntmovie on April 08, 2010, 07:49:31 PM
Your wish is my command!

Swede, is that you in the second picture?
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
Johnny - This one is a good friend of mine but stuck up.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=282030874&albumID=1339044&imageID=21004348

On the Left and she runs a Tanning Salon + gives good deals on all the good beds.  8)
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:54:23 PM
She is just like all the other blonde chicas, all those pics put her in a "untouchable" light, when in fact, JNN you could have her melting in your hands like a snickers bar left in the car on a 90 degree day.


i would have to use "the accent" with her.  let me tell you Parker- i'm good normally but when i use "the accent" none of the girls have a chance...not even the white girls

however, i think i'm getting to old to use it...i want a girl to love me for me................lol, yeah right
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: SaltShaker on April 08, 2010, 07:55:31 PM
It's all a big game of TETRIS :)

yeah you can say that, like tetris on EASy and first level... YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA BEAT THAT LEVEL, and you just watch the pieces fall in place ... its so much cooler picking up a chick though, cuz you have to make slight changes based on the girl and the situation, but still the same shit
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 07:59:14 PM
Johnny - This one is a good friend of mine but stuck up.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=282030874&albumID=1339044&imageID=21004348

On the Left and she runs a Tanning Salon + gives good deals on all the good beds.  8)

her pics are unviewable cuz her myspace is private but i'll take your word for it

this reminds me of when i had a chance to bang a really hot girl who worked at this tanning salon that had this awesome 10 minute bed. 
Now, i knew that if i dated her, it would have ended badly and i would never be able to use that 10 minute bed again.  So, naturally, i chose to not ask her out and use the bed again



oh shit, i realized that i told that story on GB before...didn't mean to repeat a story
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: johnnynoname on April 08, 2010, 08:01:17 PM
yeah you can say that, like tetris on EASy and first level... YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA BEAT THAT LEVEL, and you just watch the pieces fall in place ... its so much cooler picking up a chick though, cuz you have to make slight changes based on the girl and the situation, but still the same shit

see, that's much funner than online dating.

to be frank, online dating is WAY easy
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 08:01:29 PM
her pics are unviewable cuz her myspace is private but i'll take your word for it

this reminds me of when i had a chance to bang a really hot girl who worked at this tanning salon that had this awesome 10 minute bed. 
Now, i knew that if i dated her, it would have ended badly and i would never be able to use that 10 minute bed again.  So, naturally, i chose to not ask her out and use the bed again



oh shit, i realized that i told that story on GB before...didn't mean to repeat a story

Private?? Damn....They were really nice!!
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 08, 2010, 08:23:45 PM
her pics are unviewable cuz her myspace is private but i'll take your word for it

this reminds me of when i had a chance to bang a really hot girl who worked at this tanning salon that had this awesome 10 minute bed. 
Now, i knew that if i dated her, it would have ended badly and i would never be able to use that 10 minute bed again.  So, naturally, i chose to not ask her out and use the bed again



oh shit, i realized that i told that story on GB before...didn't mean to repeat a story

Translation = she caught you drooling over her and shot you down in flames :)
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Croatch on April 08, 2010, 08:56:29 PM
Implants are honestly, man's worst invention.
Every midwest skank with a butterface, actually gets noticed by douchebags...by having these horrid plastic bags in her chest.
Sometimes, I'd like to just take a knife, cut them out and feed them to her...appalling.
Everything that's wrong with Vegas, right there.  These whores need to be taught a lesson on real beauty, and how they do not possess it....ahah
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2010, 09:00:45 PM
Implants are honestly, man's worst invention.
Every midwest skank with a butterface, actually gets noticed by douchebags...by having these horrid plastic bags in her chest.
Sometimes, I'd like to just take a knife, cut them out and feed them to her...appalling.
Everything that's wrong with Vegas, right there.  These whores need to be taught a lesson on real beauty, and how they do not possess it....ahah

You have a good attitude towards life.  ;D
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 09:12:24 PM
;D

Maybe start out with whore, then move to road trash before dropping the c-word on em.

I am a fan of the slur "trailer hooker"!
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: StuartR on April 08, 2010, 09:25:16 PM
You should try Toronto, lol.. most snobby bitches in all of North America..

Montreal is amazing tho.


this is absolutely true. As a college student i can pull down 7s if im lucky in my hometown of toronto, 9s in montreal.
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: io856 on April 09, 2010, 12:11:09 AM
Implants are honestly, man's worst invention.
Every midwest skank with a butterface, actually gets noticed by douchebags...by having these horrid plastic bags in her chest.
Sometimes, I'd like to just take a knife, cut them out and feed them to her...appalling.
Everything that's wrong with Vegas, right there.  These whores need to be taught a lesson on real beauty, and how they do not possess it....ahah
if you weren't 5'7" maybe you could tell them to their face exactly what you thought


Its very satisfying to say the least
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Parker on April 09, 2010, 12:44:17 AM
see, that's much funner than online dating.

to be frank, online dating is WAY easy
Which ihas allowed those who otherwise would have been shotdon ,access o those women..its disrming them. This has effed up natural selection. Women are men's quality control keepers. You lower the standards, the standards of men will (and have) fall---dramatically.
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: io856 on April 09, 2010, 12:46:24 AM
Which ihas allowed those who otherwise would have been shotdon ,access o those women..its disrming them. This has effed up natural selection. Women are men's quality control keepers. You lower the standards, the standards of men will (and have) fall---dramatically.
alcohol has always been used  :D
Title: Re: JNN
Post by: Parker on April 09, 2010, 01:17:20 AM
alcohol has always been used  :D
quite true...Foghorn Leghorn's nephew looks like Brad Pitt after a Incredible Hulk and a Junebug.