JNN

[johnnynoname]

She is just like all the other blonde chicas, all those pics put her in a "untouchable" light, when in fact, JNN you could have her melting in your hands like a snickers bar left in the car on a 90 degree day.

i would have to use "the accent" with her.  let me tell you Parker- i'm good normally but when i use "the accent" none of the girls have a chance...not even the white girls

however, i think i'm getting to old to use it...i want a girl to love me for me................lol, yeah right

[SaltShaker]

It's all a big game of TETRIS

yeah you can say that, like tetris on EASy and first level... YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA BEAT THAT LEVEL, and you just watch the pieces fall in place ... its so much cooler picking up a chick though, cuz you have to make slight changes based on the girl and the situation, but still the same shit

[johnnynoname]

Johnny - This one is a good friend of mine but stuck up.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=282030874&albumID=1339044&imageID=21004348

On the Left and she runs a Tanning Salon + gives good deals on all the good beds. 

her pics are unviewable cuz her myspace is private but i'll take your word for it

this reminds me of when i had a chance to bang a really hot girl who worked at this tanning salon that had this awesome 10 minute bed. 
Now, i knew that if i dated her, it would have ended badly and i would never be able to use that 10 minute bed again.  So, naturally, i chose to not ask her out and use the bed again



oh shit, i realized that i told that story on GB before...didn't mean to repeat a story

[johnnynoname]

yeah you can say that, like tetris on EASy and first level... YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA BEAT THAT LEVEL, and you just watch the pieces fall in place ... its so much cooler picking up a chick though, cuz you have to make slight changes based on the girl and the situation, but still the same shit

see, that's much funner than online dating.

to be frank, online dating is WAY easy

[Doug_Steele]

her pics are unviewable cuz her myspace is private but i'll take your word for it

this reminds me of when i had a chance to bang a really hot girl who worked at this tanning salon that had this awesome 10 minute bed. 
Now, i knew that if i dated her, it would have ended badly and i would never be able to use that 10 minute bed again.  So, naturally, i chose to not ask her out and use the bed again



oh shit, i realized that i told that story on GB before...didn't mean to repeat a story

Private?? Damn....They were really nice!!

[Captain Equipoise]

her pics are unviewable cuz her myspace is private but i'll take your word for it

this reminds me of when i had a chance to bang a really hot girl who worked at this tanning salon that had this awesome 10 minute bed. 
Now, i knew that if i dated her, it would have ended badly and i would never be able to use that 10 minute bed again.  So, naturally, i chose to not ask her out and use the bed again



oh shit, i realized that i told that story on GB before...didn't mean to repeat a story

Translation = she caught you drooling over her and shot you down in flames

[Croatch]

Implants are honestly, man's worst invention.
Every midwest skank with a butterface, actually gets noticed by douchebags...by having these horrid plastic bags in her chest.
Sometimes, I'd like to just take a knife, cut them out and feed them to her...appalling.
Everything that's wrong with Vegas, right there.  These whores need to be taught a lesson on real beauty, and how they do not possess it....ahah

[Doug_Steele]

Implants are honestly, man's worst invention.
Every midwest skank with a butterface, actually gets noticed by douchebags...by having these horrid plastic bags in her chest.
Sometimes, I'd like to just take a knife, cut them out and feed them to her...appalling.
Everything that's wrong with Vegas, right there.  These whores need to be taught a lesson on real beauty, and how they do not possess it....ahah

You have a good attitude towards life. 

[Hulkotron]

Maybe start out with whore, then move to road trash before dropping the c-word on em.

I am a fan of the slur "trailer hooker"!

[StuartR]

You should try Toronto, lol.. most snobby bitches in all of North America..

Montreal is amazing tho.

this is absolutely true. As a college student i can pull down 7s if im lucky in my hometown of toronto, 9s in montreal.

[io856]

Implants are honestly, man's worst invention.
Every midwest skank with a butterface, actually gets noticed by douchebags...by having these horrid plastic bags in her chest.
Sometimes, I'd like to just take a knife, cut them out and feed them to her...appalling.
Everything that's wrong with Vegas, right there.  These whores need to be taught a lesson on real beauty, and how they do not possess it....ahah

if you weren't 5'7" maybe you could tell them to their face exactly what you thought


Its very satisfying to say the least

[Parker]

see, that's much funner than online dating.

to be frank, online dating is WAY easy

Which ihas allowed those who otherwise would have been shotdon ,access o those women..its disrming them. This has effed up natural selection. Women are men's quality control keepers. You lower the standards, the standards of men will (and have) fall---dramatically.

[io856]

Which ihas allowed those who otherwise would have been shotdon ,access o those women..its disrming them. This has effed up natural selection. Women are men's quality control keepers. You lower the standards, the standards of men will (and have) fall---dramatically.

alcohol has always been used 

[Parker]

alcohol has always been used 

quite true...Foghorn Leghorn's nephew looks like Brad Pitt after a Incredible Hulk and a Junebug.