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Title: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Tapeworm on April 12, 2010, 06:39:13 PM
Inspirational stuff.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/1038991/steven-seagal-sued-for-sexual-assault-trafficking

Steven Seagal has reportedly been accused of sexually assaulting and trafficking women in a lawsuit by a former employee.

Kayden Nguyen, a 23-year-old former model, was hired by the actor as his executive assistant last February, entertainment website TMZ.com reports.

Nguyen claims in the suit that she discovered Seagal kept two female staff members on call to satisfy his sexual urges.

"Mr Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian 'Attendants' on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week," TMZ.com quoted Nguyen as saying in the court documents.  ;D

Nguyen alleged one of the so-called attendants had quit and it was actually this role that Seagal wanted her to fill.

The former model claims the Under Siege star began treating her as a "sex toy" from her first night on the job.

Seagal tried to touch her breasts, pushed his hand up her skirt and down her pants, court documents said.

Nguyen said she complained the next morning but nothing was done.

Seagal continued to assault her and at one point forced her to consume illegal pills, Ngyyen said.

Nguyen said Seagal told her, "My wife wouldn't mind if you and I had a sexual relationship."

But Seagal is not married. His last wife was Kelly LeBrock, who he divorced in 1996.
  ??? ??? ???

Seagal is yet to comment on the allegations.

Nguyen is suing Seagal for US$1 million ($1.07 million).
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Post by: ShipSekki on April 12, 2010, 06:42:02 PM
 Awesome. If I was Seagal i'd do the same thing.
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Post by: tendonitis on April 12, 2010, 06:45:15 PM
The Ben Roethlisburger of the acting world.
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Post by: Chick on April 12, 2010, 06:56:51 PM
Inspirational stuff.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/1038991/steven-seagal-sued-for-sexual-assault-trafficking

Steven Seagal has reportedly been accused of sexually assaulting and trafficking women in a lawsuit by a former employee.

Kayden Nguyen, a 23-year-old former model, was hired by the actor as his executive assistant last February, entertainment website TMZ.com reports.

Nguyen claims in the suit that she discovered Seagal kept two female staff members on call to satisfy his sexual urges.

"Mr Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian 'Attendants' on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week," TMZ.com quoted Nguyen as saying in the court documents.  ;D

Nguyen alleged one of the so-called attendants had quit and it was actually this role that Seagal wanted her to fill.

The former model claims the Under Siege star began treating her as a "sex toy" from her first night on the job.

Seagal tried to touch her breasts, pushed his hand up her skirt and down her pants, court documents said.

Nguyen said she complained the next morning but nothing was done.

Seagal continued to assault her and at one point forced her to consume illegal pills, Ngyyen said.

Nguyen said Seagal told her, "My wife wouldn't mind if you and I had a sexual relationship."

But Seagal is not married. His last wife was Kelly LeBrock, who he divorced in 1996.
  ??? ??? ???

Seagal is yet to comment on the allegations.

Nguyen is suing Seagal for US$1 million ($1.07 million).



LOL..what a joke.

So, from the FIRST night, he treated her as a "sex toy"....but continued to return to work???


This dumb bitch aint going anywhere...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Tapeworm on April 12, 2010, 06:57:44 PM
With a fire down below and a hardon to kill, he put her under siege.

Poor Col. Kurtz.

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Post by: FREAKgeek on April 12, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
They call him the cock puncher.
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Post by: benchmstr on April 12, 2010, 06:58:56 PM
Is there a part 2??  You haven't talked about a crime yet.
it says he is being sued....not prosecuted...

civil..not criminal...

bench
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Tapeworm on April 12, 2010, 07:01:02 PM
it says he is being sued....not prosecuted...

civil..not criminal...

bench

She thinks she's above the law.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 12, 2010, 07:01:34 PM
He killed Screwface.  :D Two of them and abunch of Jamaicans.  8)
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Post by: dyslexic on April 12, 2010, 07:49:16 PM
Run Forest, run! (like Seagal)
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Post by: LatsMcGee on April 13, 2010, 03:39:40 AM
She must be marked for dick. 
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Post by: Mr Nobody on April 13, 2010, 04:14:49 AM
Seagal is doing an outstanding job no doubt.
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Post by: MAXX on April 13, 2010, 04:44:27 AM
like said these girls has only themselves to blame nobody forced them.

that said Seagal must be the biggest douchebag ever.

fake akido:


walking parody


lol
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Tapeworm on April 13, 2010, 04:57:10 AM
She must be marked for dick. 

Lol!  I'm not on facebook but this should be posted there repeatedly.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Seagal/100000043295364

Also notice that "Steven Seagal is a fan of: Steven Seagal"
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Post by: TrueGrit on April 13, 2010, 05:15:02 AM
She must be marked for dick. 

and Hard to Fuck
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Post by: michael arvilla on April 13, 2010, 06:39:14 AM
He"s taking her to the bank

    the blood bank
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Post by: wes on April 13, 2010, 07:09:14 AM
Fuck Nasser and the camel he rode in on !!  :)
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Post by: michael arvilla on April 13, 2010, 07:18:21 AM
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Post by: Parker on April 13, 2010, 07:27:21 AM
like said these girls has only themselves to blame nobody forced them.

that said Seagal must be the biggest douchebag ever.

fake akido:


I wouldn't say that is fake, my brother takes akido and he was saying that the pros look like that. You are taught how to roll, but the movement are done in a effortless manner...and he started doing them to me...I didn't know to roll, and when he began he didn't either.

That being said, his assistant should have made fun of his sensitive  Ponytail...that would have made him back off.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: The_Punisher on April 13, 2010, 07:27:48 AM
Inspirational stuff.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/1038991/steven-seagal-sued-for-sexual-assault-trafficking

Steven Seagal has reportedly been accused of sexually assaulting and trafficking women in a lawsuit by a former employee.

Kayden Nguyen, a 23-year-old former model, was hired by the actor as his executive assistant last February, entertainment website TMZ.com reports.

Nguyen claims in the suit that she discovered Seagal kept two female staff members on call to satisfy his sexual urges.

"Mr Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian 'Attendants' on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week," TMZ.com quoted Nguyen as saying in the court documents.  ;D

Nguyen alleged one of the so-called attendants had quit and it was actually this role that Seagal wanted her to fill.

The former model claims the Under Siege star began treating her as a "sex toy" from her first night on the job.

Seagal tried to touch her breasts, pushed his hand up her skirt and down her pants, court documents said.

Nguyen said she complained the next morning but nothing was done.

Seagal continued to assault her and at one point forced her to consume illegal pills, Ngyyen said.

Nguyen said Seagal told her, "My wife wouldn't mind if you and I had a sexual relationship."

But Seagal is not married. His last wife was Kelly LeBrock, who he divorced in 1996.
  ??? ??? ???

Seagal is yet to comment on the allegations.

Nguyen is suing Seagal for US$1 million ($1.07 million).


that stupid bitch should be smack in the face with a Brick
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: _bruce_ on April 13, 2010, 07:31:44 AM
Steve owns
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Post by: MAXX on April 13, 2010, 07:49:50 AM
I wouldn't say that is fake, my brother takes akido and he was saying that the pros look like that. You are taught how to roll, but the movement are done in a effortless manner...and he started doing them to me...I didn't know to roll, and when he began he didn't either.

That being said, his assistant should have made fun of his sensitive  Ponytail...that would have made him back off.
dude akido is bullshit...

and in the video with segal they are throwing themelves to make him look good. a retard could see that...
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Post by: Team Diver on April 13, 2010, 11:53:09 AM
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?!
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Post by: Kwon on April 13, 2010, 12:00:45 PM
dude akido is bullshit...

and in the video with segal they are throwing themelves to make him look good. a retard could see that...

I wouldn't say that is fake, my neighbour takes akido and he was saying that the pros look like that. You are taught how to roll, but the movement are done in a effortless manner...and he started doing them to me...I didn't know to roll, and when he began he didn't either.
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Post by: RJ DRIVER on April 13, 2010, 12:09:33 PM
She must be marked for dick. 
LMAO one of the best quotes I've seen onGB.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: MAXX on April 13, 2010, 12:11:05 PM
I wouldn't say that is fake, my neighbour takes akido and he was saying that the pros look like that. You are taught how to roll, but the movement are done in a effortless manner...and he started doing them to me...I didn't know to roll, and when he began he didn't either.
it's garbage.

if akido is so good then why dont you see anyone use it successfully in ufc or pride where the best fighters in the world compete. They use martial arts that work and akido doesn't applie in a real fight. akido only works when your opponent attacks you in a certain way and throws himself  ::)

I thought you where in to mma but you are clearly clueless.
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Post by: Natural Man on April 13, 2010, 12:15:12 PM
do you guys spend all day fighting with everyone ?
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Post by: jesusbod on April 13, 2010, 12:21:14 PM
I am surprised Gloria Allred isn't all over the TV and TMZ yet...
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Post by: hench on April 13, 2010, 01:58:04 PM
that video is laughable, i used to throw myself around like that play wrestling with my mates as a kid.
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Post by: Parker on April 13, 2010, 02:03:46 PM
dude akido is bullshit...

and in the video with segal they are throwing themelves to make him look good. a retard could see that...
exactly, you are suppose to...look at other akido vids. There is a reason why fat men do it  ;D
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Post by: James Blunt on April 13, 2010, 02:09:57 PM
This aikido appears to be retarded.
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Post by: mantronik on April 13, 2010, 08:59:28 PM
Haha, you guys are clueless yourself, don't even know how to spell it! (except for James Blunt)

it's garbage.

EVERY martial art has it's good and bad side, aikido too

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if akido is so good then why dont you see anyone use it successfully in ufc or pride where the best fighters in the world compete. They use martial arts that work and akido doesn't applie in a real fight.

UFC rules don't allow Aikido techniques to be applied

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akido only works when your opponent attacks you in a certain way and throws himself  ::)

In the beginning this is a way to train, like in any martial art: you attack like this, then I will practice to do that. It's called a DRILL and it exists in every sport also in MMA!!
You have to divide every martial art (or any other sport for that matter) into 2 sections: exercise and application.
First you practice on what to do (footwork, handwork, bodywork) then you try to apply it in a different situation.
If you have other methods to train then go ahead.
Football, tennis, basketball etc etc train with those principles.

Ofcourse as always and everywhere: Aikido TOO has some shady guys and you and I wonder what they are doing and where they get their shit from, but there are also aikido guys who I wouldn't want to get in a fight with not because they do aikido but because of what they know and how they apply their knowledge when push comes to shove (pun intended) and this goes for every martial art: not the martial that makes the person, the person makes the martial art.
Same guy who is awesome and dangerous in aikido could have been a master in kung fu or MMA or hockey or whatever if he had chosen a different direction.

With regards to the video from Steven's aikido demo on page 1: yes, it's true that a couple of those falls/rolls are bullshit and to not embarass Steven in front of the audience, BUT the throws and falls he DOES connect with those guys really don't just fly because they want to, but because it's either going with how you are thrown or locked or trying to just stand there and get smashed or injured.
Ever been in a martial art training, let's say muay thai and just stand there and receive a low kick without responding with a block or even moving a little with the kick you receive as opposed to just stand there?

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I thought you where in to mma but you are clearly clueless.

Seems like you're clueless to any sport in general?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: mantronik on April 13, 2010, 09:03:08 PM
I wouldn't say that is fake, my brother takes akido and he was saying that the pros look like that. You are taught how to roll, but the movement are done in a effortless manner...and he started doing them to me...I didn't know to roll, and when he began he didn't either.

Which city does he take class and for how long now?
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Post by: CARTEL on April 13, 2010, 09:28:19 PM
She thinks she's above the law.

"She ain't above mine."
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Post by: Jizzacked on April 14, 2010, 07:28:25 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/13/steven-seagal-accuser-tyra-banks-show-video/

Steven Seagal Accuser -- I Manipulate Men

Originally posted Apr 13th 2010 3:42 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

The woman accusing Steven Seagal of treating her like a "sex toy" once appeared on an episode of "The Tyra Banks Show" -- where she claimed to be a "lipstick lesbian," who can "trick" men.


Back in 2009, Kayden Nguyen appeared in an episode titled "The Gay Kingdom" -- in which she bragged, "I can use my sex appeal to get any girl that I want and trick any guy to getting what I want."

As TMZ first reported, Kayden filed a lawsuit against Seagal claiming she took a job as his executive assistant ... but was instead treated like a sex servant.

Kayden's episode was taped on January 29, 2009 -- roughly one year before her alleged sexual encounters with Steven Seagal.


looks like seagal showed this 'lipstick lesbian' what was up and gave her a long overdue reality check.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: MAXX on April 14, 2010, 08:24:39 AM
Haha, you guys are clueless yourself, don't even know how to spell it! (except for James Blunt)

EVERY martial art has it's good and bad side, aikido too

UFC rules don't allow Aikido techniques to be applied

In the beginning this is a way to train, like in any martial art: you attack like this, then I will practice to do that. It's called a DRILL and it exists in every sport also in MMA!!
You have to divide every martial art (or any other sport for that matter) into 2 sections: exercise and application.
First you practice on what to do (footwork, handwork, bodywork) then you try to apply it in a different situation.
If you have other methods to train then go ahead.
Football, tennis, basketball etc etc train with those principles.

Ofcourse as always and everywhere: Aikido TOO has some shady guys and you and I wonder what they are doing and where they get their shit from, but there are also aikido guys who I wouldn't want to get in a fight with not because they do aikido but because of what they know and how they apply their knowledge when push comes to shove (pun intended) and this goes for every martial art: not the martial that makes the person, the person makes the martial art.
Same guy who is awesome and dangerous in aikido could have been a master in kung fu or MMA or hockey or whatever if he had chosen a different direction.

With regards to the video from Steven's aikido demo on page 1: yes, it's true that a couple of those falls/rolls are bullshit and to not embarass Steven in front of the audience, BUT the throws and falls he DOES connect with those guys really don't just fly because they want to, but because it's either going with how you are thrown or locked or trying to just stand there and get smashed or injured.
Ever been in a martial art training, let's say muay thai and just stand there and receive a low kick without responding with a block or even moving a little with the kick you receive as opposed to just stand there?

Seems like you're clueless to any sport in general?
oh please...

aikido is just for show...doesn't work in a real fight. simulated attacks with sloooow punches and kicks that is not even ment to connect.. you have to be a real gullible moron not to see that.
http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13752

see what this aikido practitioner wrote about it for example after seeing it for what it is;
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After two years commited learning i feel the enviornment of the mat, the bowing, the measured, often slow mo attacks, and the spiritual aspect thats to heavily influenced the art, hasn't at all prepared me for real face to face confrontations and attacks. Nearly all the techniques ive learn are useless in a split second attack when a fist is flying at you, someone is up in your face, red faced BOOM they swing. Grapple you to the floor etc I feel very 'empty' with Aikido, and thats the only way i can describe it. In all honesty i've gone back to street fighting. But without the fists or feet as my job wont allow it. Jus basic throw downs, bear hugs etc. But no Aikido, it just doesnt work, or hasnt felt natural.
it's a pretty accurate description of what it is. (ie. useless)

(although now the guy is gullible again and wants to pursue krav maga which is also just simulated attacks and not practiced for real)

anyways i'm done talking about this subject. it's like talking to a religious person about logic.



Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Tapeworm on April 14, 2010, 09:12:29 AM
It pains me to see this good natured thread on the travels of Mr. Seagal's penis turn into an intemperate clash of wills.  :(
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Post by: mantronik on April 14, 2010, 09:25:14 AM
aikido is just for show...doesn't work in a real fight. simulated attacks with sloooow punches and kicks that is not even ment to connect.. you have to be a real gullible moron not to see that.
http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13752

You quoted me but you didn't understand a word from what I wrote: exercise-application being the key words here.
You're showing me a link but have you read all the replies and the guys whole story? It's actually a very good link to proof my point and I will save it. Thanks for this. It's saying what I said here already: the person makes the martial art (it works for some, because of how they train and they make it work)

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see what this aikido practitioner wrote about it for example after seeing it for what it is;it's a pretty accurate description of what it is. (ie. useless)

Yeah, take it from somebody who practiced 2 years aikido, now there is a credible source so his word MUST be true!

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(although now the guy is gullible again and wants to pursue krav maga which is also just simulated attacks and not practiced for real)

Again: ALL martial arts are simulated attacks. How else do you want to practice the move before you can apply it?

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anyways i'm done talking about this subject. it's like talking to a religious person about logic.

At least we share the way we feel about eachother.
What is a sport you can relate to? (doesn't have to be a martial art)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: mantronik on April 14, 2010, 09:35:28 AM
The guy also mentioned:
-It takes way to long to learn, it's more of a life growth art, as opposed to something you can be good at in 6 months etc
-Of course there will be doormen who it works for and who use it. Perhaps they learned quicker, had better teachers etc or another art to back them up
-i've never actually used any Aikido technique, without knowing it im sure the endless tai sabaki's have helped me movement wise, they must have
-I personally feel in Aikido (because thats the only martial art i know) locks holds etc are not practical in a street situation. Unless you've had a good 5 or so years solid Aikido to perfect them? and thats just way to long.  ::)
(You prefer MMA but tell me which MMA guy has been training less then 5 years without another background and is good at it? Those that are are an exception to the rule and very few and hard to find)

-SNAP...thats how they normally come flying. Out of the blue. Move out the way fine, but what then?

he doesn't know what to do after moving out of the way, but a little later on Krav Maga:

-Also the point earlier on the guy makes about its not pretty, meant to be flowing, but simply meant to defend you, so you can run...

so if you do aikido and move out of the way you don't know what to do, but if you learn krav maga and move out of the way, you learn how to run?
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Post by: MAXX on April 14, 2010, 09:38:44 AM
The guy also mentioned:
-It takes way to long to learn, it's more of a life growth art, as opposed to something you can be good at in 6 months etc
-Of course there will be doormen who it works for and who use it. Perhaps they learned quicker, had better teachers etc or another art to back them up
-i've never actually used any Aikido technique, without knowing it im sure the endless tai sabaki's have helped me movement wise, they must have
-I personally feel in Aikido (because thats the only martial art i know) locks holds etc are not practical in a street situation. Unless you've had a good 5 or so years solid Aikido to perfect them? and thats just way to long.  ::)
(You prefer MMA but tell me which MMA guy has been training less then 5 years without another background and is good at it? Those that are are an exception to the rule and very few and hard to find)

-SNAP...thats how they normally come flying. Out of the blue. Move out the way fine, but what then?

he doesn't know what to do after moving out of the way, but a little later on Krav Maga:

-Also the point earlier on the guy makes about its not pretty, meant to be flowing, but simply meant to defend you, so you can run...

so if you do aikido and move out of the way you don't know what to do, but if you learn krav maga and move out of the way, you learn how to run?
what ever. I don't care what you do with your life. You're a gullible nerd like the rest aikido practitioners. If someone came at you punching you in the face you wouldn't know what the fuck to do. 'Take their wrist'  oh brother  ::)
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 14, 2010, 09:50:15 AM
I note a certain lack of bonhomie in the exchange.
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Post by: clownbaby on April 14, 2010, 09:57:16 AM
maxx, you are so clueless it is laughable.

Aikido is derived from jujuitsu and judo, the techniques of aikido were not even shown to people outside the Japanese race till after WWII. The true basis of the majority of Aikido moves involves neck and arm breaking, and the redirection of opponents energy.

Aikido defends against ALL angled attacks, which encompasses any form of punch or strike(including a strike with a knife, bottle, or other object) and not simply "take my wrist" as you try to simplify an incredibly complex marital art.

Aikidos techinques are taught to many police departments as well as used in military hand to hand training. I am sure the military and and police department like to waste time on "fake stuff" just like wrestling hahah.

As a general rule, if you know nothing about a subject, do not make blanket statements or comments or you will come of sounding ignorant, which in this case your are.
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Post by: MAXX on April 14, 2010, 10:03:37 AM
maxx, you are so clueless it is laughable.

Aikido is derived from jujuitsu and judo, the techniques of aikido were not even shown to people outside the Japanese race till after WWII. The true basis of the majority of Aikido moves involves neck and arm breaking, and the redirection of opponents energy.

Aikido defends against ALL angled attacks, which encompasses any form of punch or strike(including a strike with a knife, bottle, or other object) and not simply "take my wrist" as you try to simplify an incredibly complex marital art.

Aikidos techinques are taught to many police departments as well as used in military hand to hand training. I am sure the military and and police department like to waste time on "fake stuff" just like wrestling hahah.

As a general rule, if you know nothing about a subject, do not make blanket statements or comments or you will come of sounding ignorant, which in this case your are.

another nerd  ;D

judo and jujuitsu practitioners would be embarrassed to be associated with aikido
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: clownbaby on April 14, 2010, 10:05:15 AM
Maxx, this is a life lesson for you if you know nothing about a subject keep your mouth shut.

thank clownbaby later for the advice
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: MAXX on April 14, 2010, 10:07:16 AM
Maxx, this is a life lesson for you if you know nothing about a subject keep your mouth shut.

thank clownbaby later for the advice
eat a dick clown
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: johnnynoname on April 14, 2010, 10:08:31 AM
seagal starred in  "Above the Law" therefore he can do no wrong in my eyes
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Post by: clownbaby on April 14, 2010, 10:09:03 AM
keeping displaying a low iq maxx
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 14, 2010, 10:09:53 AM
A want of the usual brotherly spirit.
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Post by: mantronik on April 14, 2010, 10:11:38 AM
As a matter of fact: serious judo, jiu-jitsu and aikido practitioners cross train alot to complete their style because it's all so similar
Keep on trucking "MAXX"
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Post by: mantronik on April 14, 2010, 10:16:27 AM
http://lyotomachida.net/lyoto-machida-bio/

“I believe Machida is one of the most exciting fighters to watch because of his unbelievable ability in so many areas. He’s had fights with decent opposition recently in Hogar, Heath and Nakamura, yet he made all of them look very very below par. The mixture of ultra-disciplined karate, sumo, bjj and what looks like some Aikido is proving to be a unbeatable combination.”
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Post by: MAXX on April 14, 2010, 10:18:53 AM
lmfao  :D



Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: mantronik on April 14, 2010, 10:30:20 AM
Funny you don't mention your hero sport MMA and one of the champions in it (Machida) using Aikido as well
There is a clip floating around on the net where it shows Machida in the UFC using Aikido techniques and moves but I can't find it at the moment.
Once I have it I will post it for you.
In the meantime keep proving my point about you being clueless about the difference exercise and application and posting these videos to show it.  :-*
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 14, 2010, 10:32:19 AM
Aikido is a waste of time, unless you have a lifetime to devote to the art, it's too spiritual, most of it is the same b.s the inverted arms locks and hip throws, my buddy dropped it after 7 years, he said after 7 years of religiously studying it he didn't feel confident in a real life fight situation , and ended up getting his ass kicked several times by guys with no martial arts experience. He later switched to muay thai with me and tried a few other styles that actually work.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: mantronik on April 14, 2010, 10:37:41 AM
Aikido is a waste of time for him and it's his right and choice to look for other better suited martial arts.
Muay thai is great as well, tough/intense training, developing nice/hard shins.
I love Muay Thai!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 14, 2010, 10:46:32 AM
Aikido is a waste of time for him and it's his right and choice to look for other better suited martial arts.
Muay thai is great as well, tough/intense training, developing nice/hard shins.
I love Muay Thai!

x2

I did it for 4-5 years, great style, you can use it effectively in a fight after a few months.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Team Diver on April 14, 2010, 10:48:05 AM
Aikido is a waste of time for him and it's his right and choice to look for other better suited martial arts.
Muay thai is great as well, tough/intense training, developing nice/hard shins.
I love Muay Thai!

Based on this, Van Damme would kick Seagal's ass!!! Nak su kao! Nak su kao! Nak su kao! Nak su kao!

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/jcvd/(170409191408)kickboxer_4.jpg)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: mantronik on April 14, 2010, 11:02:13 AM
x2

I did it for 4-5 years, great style, you can use it effectively in a fight after a few months.

I agree. How cool were your first few weeks in muay thai where you could barely could stand the feeling of your jeans resting on newly bruised shins?  :D Showing off your black and blue shins with pride to your friends was the way to go back then!
I train aikido since 1991, muay thai since 1996 and jiu jitsu for 2 years now.
Love the fact I that I can handle situations up close with aikido and muay thai (clinching, knees, elbows) and am also not afraid anymore if it ends up on the ground but ofcourse with my limited 2 year training on the floor there are lots of areas that still need to be covered on the floor.
Having that said: all 3 of those martial arts have their strong and weak points, but cross training seems to be the key word here especially now with the MMA where everybody is cross training as well.

Happy shin icing!!  ;)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: mantronik on April 14, 2010, 11:04:46 AM
Based on this, Van Damme would kick Seagal's ass!!! Nak su kao! Nak su kao! Nak su kao! Nak su kao!

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/jcvd/(170409191408)kickboxer_4.jpg)

Haha, I saw van Damme in a club once and was surprised at how short he is in real life.
Also attended a 3 day seminar with Seagal in 1994 and was also surprised at how tall he is.
van Dammes high kick might reach Seagals chest when fully extended  ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 14, 2010, 12:32:11 PM
though this girl seems to think shes out for justice, she is going to find that Steven is quite a hard target. shes treading on deadly ground here.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 14, 2010, 01:31:51 PM
though this girl seems to think shes out for justice, she is going to find that Steven is quite a hard target. shes treading on deadly ground here.

That bitch's vagina is UNDER SIEGE.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: clownbaby on April 14, 2010, 01:56:28 PM
Aikido is a waste of time, unless you have a lifetime to devote to the art, it's too spiritual, most of it is the same b.s the inverted arms locks and hip throws, my buddy dropped it after 7 years, he said after 7 years of religiously studying it he didn't feel confident in a real life fight situation , and ended up getting his ass kicked several times by guys with no martial arts experience. He later switched to muay thai with me and tried a few other styles that actually work.


As someone who has trained Aikido for years you do not need a lifetime of training to apply Aikido to real life fight situations.  You can redirect punches and kicks of attackers rather effortlessly if you understand some of the basic concepts, and many people misconstrue Aikido to be all "arm locks" or "throws", whereas most of these moves are simply a byproduct of the redirection of your opponents energy. 

In the case of your friend his instructors and his own capability may be the reason he feels that he cannot translate what he has learned into useful tactics in real life confrontations.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 14, 2010, 02:00:06 PM
As someone who has trained Aikido for years you do not need a lifetime of training to apply Aikido to real life fight situations.  You can redirect punches and kicks of attackers rather effortlessly if you understand some of the basic concepts, and many people misconstrue Aikido to be all "arm locks" or "throws", whereas most of these moves are simply a byproduct of the redirection of your opponents energy. 

In the case of your friend his instructors and his own capability may be the reason he feels that he cannot translate what he has learned into useful tactics in real life confrontations.

I doubt it, he is an extremely athletic guy, played hockey, basketball, baseball, ran track and field, well built, good size..  He just found it extremely lacking and overall too defensive (the whole transfer of motion/energy b.s) guys that know how to fight will destroy most aikido practitioners, it seems aikido only really works on drunk bar brawlers who've never been in a real fight and run towards their opponent blindly with their eyes closed at full speed, like you see in most aikido videos.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Parker on April 14, 2010, 04:57:46 PM
Which city does he take class and for how long now?
In Severna Park, MD. He took it for about 6 months. He was using me "for practice"...
He stopped due to work...I supported him in finding something that he liked, that he wanted to learn from.

I think Americans spend too much time trying to find something that they can "kicks someone ass", basically because they influenced by pop culture, tv,movies and want to be hard asses.
Your ass gets arrested for assault, the martial arts don't protect you from being found guilty nor if you are in jail, when 4 dudes who outweigh you by 50-100 pounds come at you at the same time...you better know some deep breathing and MMA rectal clentches---cause that is your ass...
And many times now, dudes who lose fights go and "pop the trunk"...something I think is cowardly, but that is the way it is, lose a fight, then it's the way of the gun.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 14, 2010, 07:20:43 PM
Based on this, Van Damme would kick Seagal's ass!!! Nak su kao! Nak su kao! Nak su kao! Nak su kao!

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/jcvd/(170409191408)kickboxer_4.jpg)

One of the best films ever made.  8)

He Fucked Tong-Po up!

That is what you get for fucking with the Sloan Brothers.  :D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: _bruce_ on April 15, 2010, 05:41:08 AM
That bitch's vagina is UNDER SIEGE.


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 15, 2010, 05:53:47 AM
Whomever thinks aikido is not effective in a real fight is smoking crack. Some old masters are so adanced even trained MMA fighters cannot handle them

Let me illustrate my point

Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: drkaje on April 15, 2010, 02:24:53 PM
Most upper level martial arts practitioners aren't using a lot of effort. When you look at old Gracie, Ueshiba (sp?), and other masters they are expending the minimal amount of energy possible.

I'm no fan but Segal is a 7th Dan and ran a dojo in Japan.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: MAXX on April 15, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
Most upper level martial arts practitioners aren't using a lot of effort. When you look at old Gracie, Ueshiba (sp?), and other masters they are expending the minimal amount of energy possible.

I'm no fan but Segal is a 7th Dan and ran a dojo in Japan.
is that supposed to be impressive?

akido = showboating bullshit. doesn't work in a real fight.

and gracie never did aikido lol
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: drkaje on April 15, 2010, 05:02:18 PM
is that supposed to be impressive?

akido = showboating bullshit. doesn't work in a real fight.

and gracie never did aikido lol

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess reading isn't one of your strong points, LOL!

Aikido's founder was a 100% proven badass. In fact he's still hated by many Russians.

When someone's really skilled things look easy. White guy running a successful Aikido dojo in Japan is huge.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: clownbaby on April 15, 2010, 05:04:56 PM
is that supposed to be impressive?

akido = showboating bullshit. doesn't work in a real fight.

and gracie never did aikido lol

gracie was a Brazilian jujitsu practitioner . Aikido is based on jujitsu and judo.  

You are extremely stupid, have a nice evening
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 15, 2010, 05:22:00 PM
gracie was a Brazilian jujitsu practitioner . Aikido is based on jujitsu and judo.  

You are extremely stupid, have a nice evening

Are you sure Babyclown??  :D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: MAXX on April 15, 2010, 05:35:04 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess reading isn't one of your strong points, LOL!

Aikido's founder was a 100% proven badass. In fact he's still hated by many Russians.

When someone's really skilled things look easy. White guy running a successful Aikido dojo in Japan is huge.
ofcourse it looks easy when people throws themselves and attacks slowly  ::)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 15, 2010, 05:54:52 PM
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/jcvd/(170409191408)kickboxer_4.jpg)
[/quote]

I WANT TONG PO
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on April 15, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
I wouldn't say that is fake, my brother takes akido and he was saying that the pros look like that. You are taught how to roll, but the movement are done in a effortless manner...and he started doing them to me...I didn't know to roll, and when he began he didn't either.

That being said, his assistant should have made fun of his sensitive  Ponytail...that would have made him back off.

 ::)  You know nothing about real fighting.....please tell your brother don't ever get into a fight.....same goes for yourself.......you'll both get your asses kicked if you think what is in that video is real or in the least bit effective.  LOL........
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: ShipSekki on April 15, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
 What martial art is Van Damme trained in? Karate or Tae Kwon Doe or what?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
Post by: drkaje on April 15, 2010, 06:59:29 PM
ofcourse it looks easy when people throws themselves and attacks slowly  ::)

You should just show up at an Aikido school and go all Wu Tang Clan on their asses.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
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Title: Re: Steven Seagal puts it wherever he wants to!
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