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Title: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 20, 2010, 08:51:09 AM
Fat dude: panting real hard "I want to cancel my gym membership"
hot counter chick: "why may I ask"?

Fat dude: "you have too many stairs to climb up to get in and there's too many people that workout here that are in great shape and it makes me feel fat"
hot counter chick: "but you are fat sir"

Fat dude: eating a snickers bar with full mouth "MUMGRSDUMNPH"
hot counter chick: finish eating first then talk.

Fat dude: "I want to go to the 24 hour KFC on Palomar to have a few double downs"
hot counter chick: "Sir I would suggest you don't go there for your own health"

Fat dude: stuffing his face with twinkies "I'm going to post this ownage on getbig and show you"
hot counter chick: "ownage!, the only person that got owned was your sorry fat ass, now leave before I call security"

Fate dude:  blank look on his face while finishing his third promax bar.
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: no one on April 20, 2010, 09:03:51 AM

ahahahahahaha

he won't recover.
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: ChristopherA on April 20, 2010, 09:08:21 AM
Classic!
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: Kwon on April 20, 2010, 09:09:31 AM
Well, there are many ways to Get bigger, but maybe he thought the main idea was "Getfatter".

Who was this getbigger? FP? :)
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: jon cole on April 20, 2010, 09:11:18 AM
"epic"  :D
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: kiwiol on April 20, 2010, 09:32:56 AM
Funny stuff, mon of stool
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: mwbbuilder on April 20, 2010, 09:43:12 AM
It's so funny how he doesn't realize that HE'S the TOOL!
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: big14 on April 20, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
it was cruel but funny  ;D
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: Fury on April 20, 2010, 09:50:40 AM
Fat dude: panting real hard "I want to cancel my gym membership"
hot counter chick: "why may I ask"?

Fat dude: "you have too many stairs to climb up to get in and there's too many people that workout here that are in great shape and it makes me feel fat"
hot counter chick: "but you are fat sir"

Fat dude: eating a snickers bar with full mouth "MUMGRSDUMNPH"
hot counter chick: finish eating first then talk.

Fat dude: "I want to go to the 24 hour KFC on Palomar to have a few double downs"
hot counter chick: "Sir I would suggest you don't go there for your own health"

Fat dude: stuffing his face with twinkies "I'm going to post this ownage on getbig and show you"
hot counter chick: "ownage!, the only person that got owned was your sorry fat ass, now leave before I call security"

Fate dude:  blank look on his face while finishing his third promax bar.

How did you feel after the counter chick owned you like that? Did you get a membership at a new gym?
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 20, 2010, 09:52:33 AM
How did you feel after the counter chick owned you like that? Did you get a membership at a new gym?

I just ate 4 double downs.  Two of them grilled so the guilt wasn't as bad.
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: disco_stu on April 20, 2010, 02:06:20 PM
Fat dude: panting real hard "I want to cancel my gym membership"
hot counter chick: "why may I ask"?

Fat dude: "you have too many stairs to climb up to get in and there's too many people that workout here that are in great shape and it makes me feel fat"
hot counter chick: "but you are fat sir"

Fat dude: eating a snickers bar with full mouth "MUMGRSDUMNPH"
hot counter chick: finish eating first then talk.

Fat dude: "I want to go to the 24 hour KFC on Palomar to have a few double downs"
hot counter chick: "Sir I would suggest you don't go there for your own health"

Fat dude: stuffing his face with twinkies "I'm going to post this ownage on getbig and show you"
hot counter chick: "ownage!, the only person that got owned was your sorry fat ass, now leave before I call security"

Fate dude:  blank look on his face while finishing his third promax bar.


this makes no sense at all. within 3 sentences he's eated like 4 meals..

lame attempt at smoe sort of misguided humour.

interesting to see the peons laughing though. small brains...
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: Fatpanda on April 20, 2010, 02:16:38 PM
Well, there are many ways to Get bigger, but maybe he thought the main idea was "Getfatter".

Who was this getbigger? FP? :)

kwon you are quite the passive aggressive little homo.
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: JasonH on April 20, 2010, 02:29:10 PM
I'd like to hear from Alex23 on this incident.
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: Hulkotron on April 20, 2010, 02:36:44 PM
I just ate 4 double downs.  Two of them grilled so the guilt wasn't as bad.

Hardcore bodybuilding meal right there.
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: regmac on April 20, 2010, 02:38:39 PM
Fat dude: panting real hard "I want to cancel my gym membership"
hot counter chick: "why may I ask"?

Fat dude: "you have too many stairs to climb up to get in and there's too many people that workout here that are in great shape and it makes me feel fat"
hot counter chick: "but you are fat sir"

Fat dude: eating a snickers bar with full mouth "MUMGRSDUMNPH"
hot counter chick: finish eating first then talk.

Fat dude: "I want to go to the 24 hour KFC on Palomar to have a few double downs"
hot counter chick: "Sir I would suggest you don't go there for your own health"

Fat dude: stuffing his face with twinkies "I'm going to post this ownage on getbig and show you"
hot counter chick: "ownage!, the only person that got owned was your sorry fat ass, now leave before I call security"

Fate dude:  blank look on his face while finishing his third promax bar.
Keep the SNickers out of it! >:(
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: Bossa on April 20, 2010, 02:47:25 PM
Funny stuff, mon of stool

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: kiwiol on April 20, 2010, 02:55:37 PM
;D ;D ;D

Haha a throwback to the good ol' days of MOS vs the squad right thurr ;)
Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 20, 2010, 03:36:03 PM
The fat dude probably needed Falcon punching principles to lose weight.

Title: Re: Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 21, 2010, 08:50:01 AM
I'd like to hear from Alex23 on this incident.
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