Saw brutal ownage of Fat dude trying to cancel his fitness membership

[El Diablo Blanco]

Fat dude: panting real hard "I want to cancel my gym membership"
hot counter chick: "why may I ask"?

Fat dude: "you have too many stairs to climb up to get in and there's too many people that workout here that are in great shape and it makes me feel fat"
hot counter chick: "but you are fat sir"

Fat dude: eating a snickers bar with full mouth "MUMGRSDUMNPH"
hot counter chick: finish eating first then talk.

Fat dude: "I want to go to the 24 hour KFC on Palomar to have a few double downs"
hot counter chick: "Sir I would suggest you don't go there for your own health"

Fat dude: stuffing his face with twinkies "I'm going to post this ownage on getbig and show you"
hot counter chick: "ownage!, the only person that got owned was your sorry fat ass, now leave before I call security"

Fate dude:  blank look on his face while finishing his third promax bar.

[no one]

ahahahahahaha

he won't recover.

[ChristopherA]

Classic!

[Kwon]

Well, there are many ways to Get bigger, but maybe he thought the main idea was "Getfatter".

Who was this getbigger? FP?

[jon cole]

"epic"  

[kiwiol]

Funny stuff, mon of stool

[mwbbuilder]

It's so funny how he doesn't realize that HE'S the TOOL!

[big14]

it was cruel but funny 

[Fury]

Fat dude: panting real hard "I want to cancel my gym membership"
hot counter chick: "why may I ask"?

Fat dude: "you have too many stairs to climb up to get in and there's too many people that workout here that are in great shape and it makes me feel fat"
hot counter chick: "but you are fat sir"

Fat dude: eating a snickers bar with full mouth "MUMGRSDUMNPH"
hot counter chick: finish eating first then talk.

Fat dude: "I want to go to the 24 hour KFC on Palomar to have a few double downs"
hot counter chick: "Sir I would suggest you don't go there for your own health"

Fat dude: stuffing his face with twinkies "I'm going to post this ownage on getbig and show you"
hot counter chick: "ownage!, the only person that got owned was your sorry fat ass, now leave before I call security"

Fate dude:  blank look on his face while finishing his third promax bar.

How did you feel after the counter chick owned you like that? Did you get a membership at a new gym?

[El Diablo Blanco]

How did you feel after the counter chick owned you like that? Did you get a membership at a new gym?

I just ate 4 double downs.  Two of them grilled so the guilt wasn't as bad.

[disco_stu]

Fat dude: panting real hard "I want to cancel my gym membership"
hot counter chick: "why may I ask"?

Fat dude: "you have too many stairs to climb up to get in and there's too many people that workout here that are in great shape and it makes me feel fat"
hot counter chick: "but you are fat sir"

Fat dude: eating a snickers bar with full mouth "MUMGRSDUMNPH"
hot counter chick: finish eating first then talk.

Fat dude: "I want to go to the 24 hour KFC on Palomar to have a few double downs"
hot counter chick: "Sir I would suggest you don't go there for your own health"

Fat dude: stuffing his face with twinkies "I'm going to post this ownage on getbig and show you"
hot counter chick: "ownage!, the only person that got owned was your sorry fat ass, now leave before I call security"

Fate dude:  blank look on his face while finishing his third promax bar.

this makes no sense at all. within 3 sentences he's eated like 4 meals..

lame attempt at smoe sort of misguided humour.

interesting to see the peons laughing though. small brains...

[Fatpanda]

Well, there are many ways to Get bigger, but maybe he thought the main idea was "Getfatter".

Who was this getbigger? FP?

kwon you are quite the passive aggressive little homo.

[JasonH]

I'd like to hear from Alex23 on this incident.

[Hulkotron]

I just ate 4 double downs.  Two of them grilled so the guilt wasn't as bad.

Hardcore bodybuilding meal right there.

[regmac]

Fat dude: panting real hard "I want to cancel my gym membership"
hot counter chick: "why may I ask"?

Fat dude: "you have too many stairs to climb up to get in and there's too many people that workout here that are in great shape and it makes me feel fat"
hot counter chick: "but you are fat sir"

Fat dude: eating a snickers bar with full mouth "MUMGRSDUMNPH"
hot counter chick: finish eating first then talk.

Fat dude: "I want to go to the 24 hour KFC on Palomar to have a few double downs"
hot counter chick: "Sir I would suggest you don't go there for your own health"

Fat dude: stuffing his face with twinkies "I'm going to post this ownage on getbig and show you"
hot counter chick: "ownage!, the only person that got owned was your sorry fat ass, now leave before I call security"

Fate dude:  blank look on his face while finishing his third promax bar.

Keep the SNickers out of it!

[Bossa]

Funny stuff, mon of stool

 

[kiwiol]

Haha a throwback to the good ol' days of MOS vs the squad right thurr

[Mr Nobody]

The fat dude probably needed Falcon punching principles to lose weight.

[The Wizard of Truth]

I'd like to hear from Alex23 on this incident.

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