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Title: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 08:05:34 PM
LOL check this out;

Wife is making turkey burgers (she never cooks), she says mine is ready, I turn off my laptop walk into the kitchen, grab a pickle slice from the jar with my fingers, then hear a "scream" of how "gross" this is and she walks off, get in her car and leave. no where to be found LOL!!!!

Epic gas burning  induced PMSing.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Kwon on April 28, 2010, 08:07:19 PM
Epic overreaction!
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: pluck on April 28, 2010, 08:07:24 PM
Sounds like a prima donna.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: tbombz on April 28, 2010, 08:09:19 PM
HAHAHAHAH... sounds like my gf, or my mother.. but not that bad..
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 08:09:40 PM
LOl just went downstairs, the jar was in the garbage can, I took it out and eating the remaining as we speak ;D

if she walks in with a new jar, I may need a divorce lawyer. That OCD/germophobia is starting to get on my nerves...
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: CARTEL on April 28, 2010, 08:09:57 PM
How else are you supposed to get a pickle?

Time to bend her over and lay down the law Alex!
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Wee Laddy on April 28, 2010, 08:10:38 PM
As it is likely that you were fingering yourself while looking at muscle men in thongs, I can understand her reaction.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 08:11:21 PM
How else are you supposed to get a pickle?

Time to bend her over and lay down the law Alex!

Damn right  >:(.

Just locked both garage doors as a reprisal, let's see how "using the front door with no lights on" goes  >:(
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: SF1900 on April 28, 2010, 08:16:51 PM
How else are you supposed to get a pickle?

Time to bend her over and lay down the law Alex!

I don't know, use a fork :)
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 08:23:04 PM
HAHAHAHAH... sounds like my gf, or my mother.. but not that bad..

LOL shit, maybe it's a "black" thing ;D ...

blacks often go to extend to act or promote "cleanliness"... kinda ironic, maybe it's cultural..
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 08:26:01 PM
Fkc that. You worked hard, made your money, and bought your damned pickles. You eat that stuff anyway you want to. The lion doesn't justify to his pride how he eats. He just eats. And takes respect.

LOL that's pretty much the last thing I said before "she" slammed the garage door in my face...

fucken 7AM to 7PM, you come home, can't have a damn pickle >:(
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Natural Man on April 28, 2010, 08:27:42 PM
the beginning of the end?
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Hulkotron on April 28, 2010, 08:28:47 PM
Please keep us updated A23.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: SF1900 on April 28, 2010, 08:40:51 PM
LOL that's pretty much the last thing I said before "she" slammed the garage door in my face...

fucken 7AM to 7PM, you come home, can't have a damn pickle >:(

You can have a pickle, as long as its done in the appropriate manner  :D
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: CARTEL on April 28, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
I don't know, use a fork :)

I guess I could use tongs also.

Where were you before this whole fiasco started?  >:(
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: dyslexic on April 28, 2010, 08:47:13 PM
you shouldn't have told her what you were gonna do with that pickle..
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Post by: Coach is Back! on April 28, 2010, 08:50:20 PM
Ha, here's one for ya. Founfd out today my son needs about $5500 worth of metal put on his teeth..*meh*!
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 28, 2010, 08:52:45 PM
Ha, here's one for ya. Founfd out today my son needs about $5500 worth of metal put on his teeth..*meh*!

Won't he be covered under Obamacare?   ;D
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 28, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
LOL!!
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 08:56:09 PM
The culprit:

Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 28, 2010, 08:57:33 PM
The culprit:



That's no BBer's fridge.  I see no HGH, slin, or HCG in there.   >:(
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 08:58:44 PM
That's no BBer's fridge.  I see no HGH, slin, or HCG in there.   >:(

Butter compartment upper right door not shown.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Natural Man on April 28, 2010, 09:01:10 PM
Butter compartment upper right door not shown.
"french" moutarde, fits you well.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 28, 2010, 09:01:50 PM
Butter compartment upper right door not shown.

Haha noted.  But where is the tub of over-priced egg whites?  Expect a PM from Chick soon.   :D
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: K-1 on April 28, 2010, 09:02:23 PM
The culprit:



that bottle of patron needs to be put to rest.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 09:06:27 PM
Haha noted.  But where is the tub of over-priced egg whites?  Expect a PM from Chick soon.   :D

LOL!!!!!! That 2 days old snow crab also need to go.

K-1, the patron bottle has been warned. Now sitting outside puffing on a Camacho (many on here mentally translating to fluffing a cum macho) and enjoying the cold fresh air...
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: kiwiol on April 28, 2010, 09:11:34 PM
The culprit:



Haha is that the same fridge you had in the "Reaching for the insulin, Jay Cutler parody" pic from eons ago?
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: K-1 on April 28, 2010, 09:12:02 PM
LOL!!!!!! That 2 days old snow crab also need to go.

K-1, the patron bottle has been warned. Now sitting outside puffing on a Camacho (many on here mentally translating to fluffing a cum macho) and enjoying the cold fresh air...

NICE! Enjoy!
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 09:12:42 PM
Haha is that the same fridge you had in the "Reaching for the insulin, Jay Cutler parody" pic from eons ago?

LOL... no that was two houses ago... and yea let's call it a "parody" ;D
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 28, 2010, 09:14:39 PM
 8)

Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 28, 2010, 09:17:33 PM
LOL... no that was two houses ago... and yea let's call it a "parody" ;D

Are you going to divorce her or is it Five across the eyes???  :o
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: titusisback on April 28, 2010, 09:42:20 PM
LOL check this out;

Wife is making turkey burgers (she never cooks), she says mine is ready, I turn off my laptop walk into the kitchen, grab a pickle slice from the jar with my fingers, then hear a "scream" of how "gross" this is and she walks off, get in her car and leave. no where to be found LOL!!!!

Epic gas burning  induced PMSing.

Let me get this straight - she's not cool with that, but has no problem eating your a$$hole? Makes no sense...  ???
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: SGT BARNES on April 28, 2010, 09:43:18 PM
i assume these are the same fingers you put up her snatch.

funny, ill bet she doesnt mind that or freak about cleanliness at that point
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: BIG ACH on April 28, 2010, 09:45:10 PM

Where do you think she went LOL?  ;D
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Natural Man on April 28, 2010, 09:48:10 PM
Where do you think she went LOL?  ;D
getting some black cock.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 09:48:56 PM
Let me get this straight - she's not cool with that, but has no problem eating your a$$hole? Makes no sense...  ???

I made the analogy... no comeback...  ???
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: SF1900 on April 28, 2010, 09:51:01 PM
8)



Didn't he say those needles were for his sick dogs or something?  ::)
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Kwon on April 28, 2010, 09:54:00 PM
getting some black cock.

Nah, his wife is black.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Natural Man on April 28, 2010, 09:54:42 PM
Nah, his wife is black.
I know. that's why i said "getting some black cock".
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 28, 2010, 09:55:25 PM
Didn't he say those needles were for his sick dogs or something?  ::)

The pic is of MY fridge.  I named it Jay Cutler for obvious reasons.  haha, but yeah, that sounds like some trash he'd say. 
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 09:56:39 PM
The pic is of MY fridge.  I named it Jay Cutler for obvious reasons.  haha, but yeah, that sounds like some trash he'd say. 

MYM, do you reuse 29g's with preloaded HCG in it?
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: muscularny on April 28, 2010, 09:57:11 PM
hahah same girl who just swallowed a guys load will go out with the guy to some diner and not want to share a straw with him

Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 28, 2010, 10:00:04 PM
MYM, do you reuse 29g's with preloaded HCG in it?

No.  Why would you ever reuse a slin pin? 
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 10:01:17 PM
No.  Why would you ever reuse a slin pin?  

to store the remaining 3/4 cc of pregnyl you're not using at the moment...
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 28, 2010, 10:04:33 PM
to store the remaining 3/4 cc of pregnyl you're not using at the moment...

No.  You just want to mix your solvent with the 1ml of water that comes with it.  Fill 10 slin pins (10 clicks on each pin) and you'll have 500IU per pin preloaded.  You never want to reuse needles of any kind for any reason. 
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 10:05:22 PM
No.  You just want to mix your solvent with the 1ml of water that comes with it.  Fill 10 slin pins (10 clicks on each pin) and you'll have 500IU per pin preloaded.  You never want to reuse needles of any kind for any reason. 

That's not bad advice....
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: BayGBM on April 28, 2010, 10:13:43 PM
LOL check this out;

Wife is making turkey burgers (she never cooks), she says mine is ready, I turn off my laptop walk into the kitchen, grab a pickle slice from the jar with my fingers, then hear a "scream" of how "gross" this is and she walks off, get in her car and leave. no where to be found LOL!!!!

Epic gas burning  induced PMSing.

You can reach into my pickle jar with your fingers anytime.  ;D
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 10:23:34 PM
You can reach into my pickle jar with your fingers anytime.  ;D

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"salty and sour" or "bread and butter"?

;D
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: epic_alien on April 28, 2010, 10:32:08 PM
i want to drink those bottles of champagne
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: BayGBM on April 28, 2010, 10:38:09 PM
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"salty and sour" or "bread and butter"?

;D

OK, but I get to reach into your jar too!  :P
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Option D on April 28, 2010, 10:43:07 PM
OK, but I get to reach into your jar too!  :P

 :-X
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Kwon on April 29, 2010, 01:44:59 AM
Ermm Bay...

What exactly do you mean with "reach into your jar" regarding Alex?

I dont quite fully understand.

Please elaborate in laymans terms.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Harry Spotter on April 29, 2010, 01:59:26 AM
Ermm Bay...

What exactly do you mean with "reach into your jar" regarding Alex?

I dont quite fully understand.

Please elaborate in laymans terms.

Essentially that Bay would rhim the fartleberries right from Alex's asshole.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Parker on April 29, 2010, 02:03:32 AM
How else are you supposed to get a pickle?

Time to bend her over and lay down the law Alex!
Stick a fork in and get it. There was no mention of Alex saying that he washed his hands. He coulda been scratching his ass while he was on he lap top for all we know. Playing scratch n sniff then dippin for pickles with said hand....
Of course that is an extreme, but you use a utensil to get the pickle. Thereby avoiding of contamination of the food. When visiting my parents, my mom yells at my dad for taking the lid off the pots and putting his face in...there have been some serious yelling going on because of that.

So, Alex be prepared for a lifetime of excalating ill mannered hygiene comments and responses, unless YOU change.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: newmom on April 29, 2010, 02:22:31 AM
maybe she ran to robertos or something...you should be making her food Alex
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: James Blunt on April 29, 2010, 02:37:30 AM
Stick a fork in and get it. There was no mention of Alex saying that he washed his hands. He coulda been scratching his ass while he was on he lap top for all we know. Playing scratch n sniff then dippin for pickles with said hand....
Of course that is an extreme, but you use a utensil to get the pickle. Thereby avoiding of contamination of the food. When visiting my parents, my mom yells at my dad for taking the lid off the pots and putting his face in...there have been some serious yelling going on because of that.

So, Alex be prepared for a lifetime of excalating ill mannered hygiene comments and responses, unless YOU change.
So simple, but some can make it so hard.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2010, 03:30:24 AM
It's not about pickles.  Don't talk about the pickles.  It's not about the pickles.  Heed these words.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 29, 2010, 04:32:58 AM
there are so many things wrong in that refrigerator shot. 
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 29, 2010, 04:46:25 AM
I like to use the shock and awe approach right after changing the oil in my car with nasty hands get a pickle with my fingers builds your  immune system and tests the womans love for you. ;D
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: dr.chimps on April 29, 2010, 04:49:27 AM
You can reach into my pickle jar with your fingers anytime.  ;D
LOL. Spat hasn't been resolved and Bay has thrown his hat into the ring. Fortune favours the bold.   ;D
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Petrucci on April 29, 2010, 04:52:50 AM
Please keep us updated A23.

exactly, please twitt all of this, i will see in my musclephone
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: no one on April 29, 2010, 05:11:00 AM
LOL check this out;

Wife is making turkey burgers (she never cooks), she says mine is ready, I turn off my laptop walk into the kitchen, grab a pickle slice from the jar with my fingers, then hear a "scream" of how "gross" this is and she walks off, get in her car and leave. no where to be found LOL!!!!

Epic gas burning  induced PMSing.



sounds like your broad is a real prize.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: CalvinH on April 29, 2010, 06:32:59 AM
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"salty and sour" or "bread and butter"?

;D



Who paid for these said pickles ???

...if you paid you should eat them anyway you want >:(
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Oaf on April 29, 2010, 06:35:07 AM
It's not about pickles.  Don't talk about the pickles.  It's not about the pickles.  Heed these words.

This is the smartest comment in this thread.

Married men who have learnt anything will know this.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Stark on April 29, 2010, 06:40:55 AM
Ermm Bay...

What exactly do you mean with "reach into your jar" regarding Alex?

I dont quite fully understand.

Please elaborate in laymans terms.

If you cannot figure that shit out yourself - well let me put it in laymans terms... you don't need to know.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Natural Man on April 29, 2010, 08:09:43 AM
it's her instinct of survival taking over. She wants to have kids with you so she s -unconsciously- more focused on health and bacterias. She's thinking "what if that nasty moron scratches his ass while feeding our kids ? they might fall ill because of him, hence reducing their chances of survival".

The funny is she's right and you're wrong.
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 29, 2010, 09:44:25 AM
it's her instinct of survival taking over. She wants to have kids with you so she s -unconsciously- more focused on health and bacterias. She's thinking "what if that nasty moron scratches his ass while feeding our kids ? they might fall ill because of him, hence reducing their chances of survival".

The funny is she's right and you're wrong.
the refrigerator as shown is filthy
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: jon cole on April 29, 2010, 10:00:37 AM
Woman are all whore except our mother.

My couple was o.k and brutally, she send me a sms one month ago to say "it's finish, got no feeling for you, can't say that in front of you etc etc etc (and to finish) don't be furious against me"  

they break your heart, and say stupid thing like "don't be furious against me".


They're all whore, except our mother.



to celebrate this " aventure" i started a cutting diet and ordered several thousand euros of gear. 
Title: Re: Epic household crisis.
Post by: Ursus on April 29, 2010, 10:15:28 AM
Ha, here's one for ya. Founfd out today my son needs about $5500 worth of metal put on his teeth..*meh*!

Wow thank God for the NHS were I am.

Any healthcare/dentist treatment (Under 19 and in full time education) is free!
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: Wiggs on April 29, 2010, 10:19:16 AM
Alex are you Bay's punk?
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Post by: tbombz on April 29, 2010, 10:20:55 AM
Butter compartment upper right door not shown.
more like.. fully loaded mini fridge in bedroom not shown..   ;D
Title: Re: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic)
Post by: G_Thang on April 29, 2010, 10:24:17 AM
Alex are you Bay's punk?

fata$$ too manly n ugly.  i got the ticket to NYC for bay.

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