Author Topic: Epic household crisis. (updated with a pic) (Read 6053 times)

Alex23 · « **on:** April 28, 2010, 08:05:34 PM »

LOL check this out;

Wife is making turkey burgers (she never cooks), she says mine is ready, I turn off my laptop walk into the kitchen, grab a pickle slice from the jar with my fingers, then hear a "scream" of how "gross" this is and she walks off, get in her car and leave. no where to be found LOL!!!!

Epic gas burning induced PMSing.

Kwon · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:07:19 PM »

Epic overreaction!

pluck · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:07:24 PM »

Sounds like a prima donna.

tbombz · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:09:19 PM »

HAHAHAHAH... sounds like my gf, or my mother.. but not that bad..

Alex23 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:09:40 PM »

LOl just went downstairs, the jar was in the garbage can, I took it out and eating the remaining as we speak

if she walks in with a new jar, I may need a divorce lawyer. That OCD/germophobia is starting to get on my nerves...

CARTEL · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:09:57 PM »

How else are you supposed to get a pickle?

Time to bend her over and lay down the law Alex!

Wee Laddy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:10:38 PM »

As it is likely that you were fingering yourself while looking at muscle men in thongs, I can understand her reaction.

Alex23 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:11:21 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on April 28, 2010, 08:09:57 PM

How else are you supposed to get a pickle?

Time to bend her over and lay down the law Alex!

Damn right

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Just locked both garage doors as a reprisal, let's see how "using the front door with no lights on" goes

SF1900 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:16:51 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on April 28, 2010, 08:09:57 PM

How else are you supposed to get a pickle?

Time to bend her over and lay down the law Alex!

I don't know, use a fork

Alex23 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:23:04 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on April 28, 2010, 08:09:19 PM

HAHAHAHAH... sounds like my gf, or my mother.. but not that bad..

LOL shit, maybe it's a "black" thing

...

blacks often go to extend to act or promote "cleanliness"... kinda ironic, maybe it's cultural..

Alex23 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:26:01 PM »

Quote from: snx on April 28, 2010, 08:23:29 PM

Fkc that. You worked hard, made your money, and bought your damned pickles. You eat that stuff anyway you want to. The lion doesn't justify to his pride how he eats. He just eats. And takes respect.

LOL that's pretty much the last thing I said before "she" slammed the garage door in my face...

fucken 7AM to 7PM, you come home, can't have a damn pickle

Natural Man · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:27:42 PM »

the beginning of the end?

Hulkotron · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:28:47 PM »

Please keep us updated A23.

SF1900 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:40:51 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on April 28, 2010, 08:26:01 PM

LOL that's pretty much the last thing I said before "she" slammed the garage door in my face...

fucken 7AM to 7PM, you come home, can't have a damn pickle

You can have a pickle, as long as its done in the appropriate manner