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Title: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:11:29 AM: What do men and ladies prefer
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Post by: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:12:47 AM: no...The 80's and 90s are well past.
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Post by: che on May 01, 2010, 07:13:43 AM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:11:29 AM
What do men and ladies prefer
Tan lines
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Post by: CalvinH on May 01, 2010, 07:14:28 AM: Gstring line but no bikini top line for the ladies.
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Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:15:17 AM: okay so is it a yea or nay if a girl wears a shirt lets say going out and you can see her bikini top tan lines..
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Post by: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:17:07 AM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:15:17 AM
okay so is it a yea or nay if a girl wears a shirt lets say going out and you can see her bikini top tan lines..

it matters not. Unless the fella has a fetish for it.
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Post by: wes on May 01, 2010, 07:17:44 AM: I like both,but it depends on the womans body.
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Post by: G_Thang on May 01, 2010, 07:18:35 AM: (http://www.surfingthemag.com/surfing-photo-video/surfing-photo-dept/2005-brazil-bikini-part4/4-brazil-bikini-01.jpg)

still in around the globe. NA is real fad driven...so it might not be the in-thing today.
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Post by: SF1900 on May 01, 2010, 07:18:44 AM: It doesn't matter.
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Post by: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:19:04 AM: I think the redneck tan lines are fugly. Forearms and lower feet tanned but then you're pale as hell ???, ugly :-X, I think full tann or full pale.

that goes for women as well, however, if you have only underwear/bikini tann lines it doesn't matter at all in my oppinion. Only the redneck tan lines are repulsive :-X
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: JasonH on May 01, 2010, 07:19:32 AM: Quote from: wes on May 01, 2010, 07:17:44 AM
I like both,but it depends on the womans body.

x2

I would probably lean towards no tan lines but I can think of half a dozen women who's bodies look absolutely jaw-dropping with them.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:20:21 AM: i mean its easier not to have tan lines on top..i.e. laying on your tummy and undoing the top..but hard not to have them if laying on your back..bottoms your gonna have a tan line
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Post by: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:20:46 AM: Quote from: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:19:04 AM
I think the redneck tan lines are fugly. Forearms and lower feet tanned but then you're pale as hell ???, ugly :-X, I think full tann or full pale.

that goes for women as well, however, if you have only underwear/bikini tann lines it doesn't matter at all in my oppinion. Only the redneck tan lines are repulsive :-X

Please change your avatar. I'm an abductee and ask that you are sensitive in this matter.
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Post by: YoungBlood on May 01, 2010, 07:21:25 AM: Quote from: BigJ on May 01, 2010, 07:19:32 AM
x2

I would probably lean towards no tan lines but I can think of half a dozen women who's bodies look absolutely jaw-dropping with them.

x4
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Parker on May 01, 2010, 07:22:44 AM: Quote from: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:12:47 AM
no...The 80's and 90s are well past.
Many of Brazilian chicas posted got tan lines, Brasilians with tans=sexy.
If you have a booty and a brown complexion, tan lines help outlined the goodies.

A woman without booty and lacking a brown complexion= 80s looking.

So, to answer your question Newmom, tan lines are conditional. They look good on a swarthy complextioned person with a good body. On a Nordic looking woman, not that well.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: che on May 01, 2010, 07:24:12 AM: YEA

(http://tanlines.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hot-string-bikini-tan-lines-doggie-style.jpg)

NAY

(http://tanlines.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tanned-topless-wife-with-bright-tan-lines-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Butterbean on May 01, 2010, 07:24:37 AM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:15:17 AM
okay so is it a yea or nay if a girl wears a shirt lets say going out and you can see her bikini top tan lines..
Nay for me in that scenario
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 07:24:57 AM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:11:29 AM
What do men and ladies prefer
Clearly tan lines if I see a hot chick with tan lines its either smack down or masturbation within a hour.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:25:16 AM: Parker, I ask because at the gym this morning a very pale girl had tan lines..Very pretty and amazing bod for sure but it looked off. I tan easy being Im greek and italian..was just curious
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Post by: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:25:18 AM: If a chick is has a banging body, she has a banging body...Tans lines are a fetish...although I don't see the attraction, (like feet)
If a chicks body is not o.k...tan lines aren't going to help.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:26:11 AM: Quote from: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:20:46 AM
Please change your avatar. I'm an abductee and ask that you are sensitive in this matter.

what are you, racist ;D
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 07:27:13 AM: Quote from: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:26:11 AM
what are you, racist ;D
Wiggs is white.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:27:42 AM: che..i see what you mean..but the beach I go to down the street from me is a family beach, so you don't see g string bikini's
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 07:28:19 AM: Quote from: che on May 01, 2010, 07:24:12 AM
YEA

(http://tanlines.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hot-string-bikini-tan-lines-doggie-style.jpg)

NAY

(http://tanlines.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tanned-topless-wife-with-bright-tan-lines-2.jpg)
che is always bringing it a damn hot wife too.
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Post by: Kwon on May 01, 2010, 07:28:36 AM: Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 07:27:13 AM
Wiggs is white.

Isn't Figgs the black one?
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:28:38 AM: Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 07:27:13 AM
Wiggs is white.

yeah well aliens aren't human so you're racist for stating something like that no matter which race of homo sapiens sapiens he represents >:(
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:29:02 AM: Quote from: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:26:11 AM
what are you, racist ;D

I'm scared :'(
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Post by: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:29:47 AM: Quote from: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:29:02 AM
I'm scared :'(

prove to me you're not racist >:(, give me your daughter! Only way!
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:31:02 AM: Quote from: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:29:47 AM
prove to me you're not racist >:(, give me your daughter! Only way!

I have no children, how about you give me yours ;D
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:32:12 AM: Quote from: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:31:02 AM
I have no children, how about you give me yours ;D

nawh! you're the anti alien here ;D... so... how about you give me your cusine, and you have to watch as I show her what a REAl man can do :D
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Post by: noworries on May 01, 2010, 07:36:21 AM: nice
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Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:37:28 AM: what the fuck is that Keith
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Post by: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:39:28 AM: Quote from: noworries on May 01, 2010, 07:36:21 AM
nice

looks like a penis, is this a masonic sigil magic ;D
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: che on May 01, 2010, 07:40:39 AM: Quote from: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:39:28 AM
looks like a penis, is this a masonic sigil magic ;D
Only a true homosexual would see a penis in that pic.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Parker on May 01, 2010, 07:42:38 AM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:25:16 AM
Parker, I ask because at the gym this morning a very pale girl had tan lines..Very pretty and amazing bod for sure but it looked off. I tan easy being Im greek and italian..was just curious
Very pale with tan lines, you are correct, look off. Looks like she is trying too hard. When you tan easily the tan lines show off the curves, draws your eyes to the goodies---and keeps them there.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:43:52 AM: Quote from: che on May 01, 2010, 07:40:39 AM
Only a true homosexual would see a penis in that pic.

wow, no need to rage like a thousand storm meteorite apocalypse, dude ;D
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: CalvinH on May 01, 2010, 07:46:30 AM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:37:28 AM
what the fuck is that Keith

The perfect tan line...
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Post by: Kwon on May 01, 2010, 07:47:08 AM: If the body is banging, tanlines or not, doesnt matter
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Post by: BIG ACH on May 01, 2010, 07:50:30 AM: No Tan lines - its hot to think about the woman lying there in the buff!
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Post by: G.O.A.T. on May 01, 2010, 07:51:22 AM: It doesn't matter but it's good to change it up. My wife tans all year but in the summer she lays out and gets lines. I like the seasonal change. Switches it up a little. Kinda like when she fully shaves or just leaves the strip. Keeps you noticing and interested.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:52:01 AM: Quote from: G.O.A.T. on May 01, 2010, 07:51:22 AM
It doesn't matter but it's good to change it up. My wife tans all year but in the summer she lays out and gets lines. I like the seasonal change. Switches it up a little. Kinda like when she fully shaves or just leaves the strip. Keeps you noticing and interested.

Pretty smart wife there GOAT
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Post by: FREAKgeek on May 01, 2010, 07:55:08 AM: Why are aliens so obsessed with the human anus?
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Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 07:56:23 AM: Quote from: FREAKgeek on May 01, 2010, 07:55:08 AM
Why are aliens so obsessed with the human anus?
They could be shit eaters.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Kwon on May 01, 2010, 07:57:33 AM: Although tan-lines CAN be enhancing/improving the look, on the right person/body.

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/119011/LULZ/avalancheroof.gif)
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/5500/spanking4374707.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/rHyDG.gif)
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/b18out/brock-sampson-owns.gif)
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g282/Mrjumpy/Dancing_cats.gif)
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Post by: 240 is Back on May 01, 2010, 08:22:02 AM: tan lines and nipple rings will go away when you get married fellahs... mark my words
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Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 08:23:32 AM: Quote from: 240 is Back on May 01, 2010, 08:22:02 AM
tan lines and nipple rings will go away when you get married fellahs... mark my words
A fine reason not to get married.
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Post by: Doug_Steele on May 01, 2010, 08:31:40 AM: I tan in the Nude. :D No Tan Lines what so ever. 8)
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Post by: Kwon on May 01, 2010, 08:34:51 AM: Quote from: Doug_Steele on May 01, 2010, 08:31:40 AM
I tan in the Nude. :D No Tan Lines what so ever. 8)

Since when are dudes supposed to have tanlines, Doug? ::)

(http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad107/tararankin_2009/WetT-shirt.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/SliderGTP/Penelope_Cruz_Volver.gif)
(http://www.celebritybigbrother.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/grande-fratello-amazing-hot-girl-touching-her-boobs-animated-gif.gif)
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 01, 2010, 08:36:14 AM: Quote from: Kwon on May 01, 2010, 08:34:51 AM
Since when are dudes supposed to have tanlines, Doug? ::)

"Some" Girls like them on guys....do not have a clue as to why? ???
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Cleanest Natural on May 01, 2010, 08:53:48 AM: tan lines are hot

but it depends on whom ;D

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/barrefaelivideo_450x250.jpg)
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: noworries on May 01, 2010, 08:54:21 AM: Quote from: devilsmile on May 01, 2010, 07:39:28 AM
looks like a penis, is this a masonic sigil magic ;D

Dude honestly if you see anything in that pic that looks like a penis you might be gay.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Tapeworm on May 01, 2010, 09:21:53 AM: Quote from: Hulkster on May 01, 2010, 08:41:26 AM
tan lines can be a nice frame for the bush

I'll sign your petition to bring back the bush as long as those tan lines aren't riding the same ballot.
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Post by: Parker on May 01, 2010, 09:47:17 AM: Quote from: Hulkster on May 01, 2010, 08:41:26 AM
tan lines can be a nice frame for the bush
Thats an example of the wrong type of tan lines. The 70s tan line looks god awful. American, do the South American women gotta show you everything?
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Post by: Doug_Steele on May 01, 2010, 09:51:41 AM: Quote from: Parker on May 01, 2010, 09:47:17 AM
Thats an example of the wrong type of tan lines. The 70s tan line looks god awful. American, do the South American women gotta show you everything?

Can we see another example?? ;D
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Post by: Steve Namat on May 01, 2010, 09:59:58 AM: I don't like the tan lines...but anyway can anybody tell me where can we (with my wife) tanning naked? As I know here in Florida even the thong is not allowed on the beach. When we arrived to Florida last year my wife was start tanning next to our apartment at the pool...in thong and without top. Within 10 minutes somebody called the office...Lol!
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Cleanest Natural on May 01, 2010, 10:04:43 AM: Quote from: Steve Namat on May 01, 2010, 09:59:58 AM
I don't like the tan lines...but anyway can anybody tell me where can we (with my wife) tanning naked? As I know here in Florida even the thong is not allowed on the beach. When we arrived to Florida last year my wife was start tanning next to our apartment at the pool...in thong and without top. Within 10 minutes somebody called the office...Lol!
hahha

funny sTEVE

also in Cali is shot 90 % of world porn but you cannot tan topless
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: che on May 01, 2010, 10:07:56 AM: Quote from: Steve Namat on May 01, 2010, 09:59:58 AM
I don't like the tan lines...but anyway can anybody tell me where can we (with my wife) tanning naked? As I know here in Florida even the thong is not allowed on the beach. When we arrived to Florida last year my wife was start tanning next to our apartment at the pool...in thong and without top. Within 10 minutes somebody called the office...Lol!
I don't know naked but at the beach in South Beach topless and thongs are legal.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: YngiweRhoads on May 01, 2010, 10:10:57 AM: (http://www.yourcelebritystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kim-kardashian-sunburn.jpg)
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Post by: jtsunami on May 01, 2010, 10:18:57 AM: no tans lines and completely shaved, this is 2010 now, not 1970
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Post by: Doug_Steele on May 01, 2010, 10:20:46 AM: Quote from: Steve Namat on May 01, 2010, 09:59:58 AM
I don't like the tan lines...but anyway can anybody tell me where can we (with my wife) tanning naked? As I know here in Florida even the thong is not allowed on the beach. When we arrived to Florida last year my wife was start tanning next to our apartment at the pool...in thong and without top. Within 10 minutes somebody called the office...Lol!

Go to South Beach Steve!! There is one in Miami but you have been warned...FULL OF OLD PEOPLE/ >:(

You will see shit sag that you did not even think was possible. :o
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: jtsunami on May 01, 2010, 10:28:35 AM: Quote from: Doug_Steele on May 01, 2010, 10:20:46 AM
Go to South Beach Steve!! There is one in Miami but you have been warned...FULL OF OLD PEOPLE/ >:(

You will see shit sag that you did not even think was possible. :o

doug btw the shaving tips, love them, non alcoholic cream and aloe, so smooth! How often do you shave?
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Post by: emn1964 on May 01, 2010, 10:36:55 AM: Quote from: Steve Namat on May 01, 2010, 09:59:58 AM
I don't like the tan lines...but anyway can anybody tell me where can we (with my wife) tanning naked? As I know here in Florida even the thong is not allowed on the beach. When we arrived to Florida last year my wife was start tanning next to our apartment at the pool...in thong and without top. Within 10 minutes somebody called the office...Lol!

Haulover Beach near Miami
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 01, 2010, 10:46:21 AM: Quote from: jtsunami on May 01, 2010, 10:28:35 AM
doug btw the shaving tips, love them, non alcoholic cream and aloe, so smooth! How often do you shave?

It differs but i can do it every day in a Luke Warm shower because i hate getting that Fuz back quick. >:( It depends on your skin texture and but make sure that you are using women's Razors on your body because they are much better on the skin, then say, Fusion razors in which i use those on my neck.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 10:46:34 AM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:11:29 AM
What do men and ladies prefer
Are you saying you are trying to decide on tan lines or not new? It would be easier if you just put a thong shot and we could make a clear choice would that help?
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: johnnynoname on May 01, 2010, 11:10:03 AM: tan lines are hot

i can beat off just to pic's of girls with tan lines
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on May 01, 2010, 11:13:44 AM: Quote from: Doug_Steele on May 01, 2010, 10:20:46 AM
Go to South Beach Steve!! There is one in Miami but you have been warned...FULL OF OLD PEOPLE/ >:(

You will see shit sag that you did not even think was possible. :o
I was there last week - South Beach. There were a few hot bizznatches out there. The wife caught me looking
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 01, 2010, 11:15:19 AM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on May 01, 2010, 11:13:44 AM
I was there last week - South Beach. There were a few hot bizznatches out there. The wife caught me looking

You are a Georgia guy - So you gave her five across the eyes?? :o
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 11:18:16 AM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on May 01, 2010, 11:13:44 AM
I was there last week - South Beach. There were a few hot bizznatches out there. The wife caught me looking
Damn Jimmy you got always wear sunglasses so your eye direction is not detected.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 03:10:09 PM: well I owned myself..Brutal tan lines after 6 hours in the sun
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Post by: Parker on May 01, 2010, 03:16:28 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 03:10:09 PM
well I owned myself..Brutal tan lines after 6 hours in the sun
Pics please...or a pm.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: JP_RC on May 01, 2010, 03:17:51 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 07:11:29 AM
What do men and ladies prefer

Both.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 03:20:28 PM: I hear what your saying simply..my body will never be perfect..Woman are usually never satisfied with their looks
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 03:22:59 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 03:10:09 PM
well I owned myself..Brutal tan lines after 6 hours in the sun
Hell yea we got to see this.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 03:23:34 PM: Mr. I'll email you some beach pics
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Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 03:28:20 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Mr. I'll email you some beach pics
Nude beach pics are hot.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: drkaje on May 01, 2010, 03:29:59 PM: Quote from: SimplyHuge on May 01, 2010, 03:17:35 PM
worry about the "body" first, and it won't matter whether you have tan lines or not. women always worry about the stupidest things isntead of fixing the one things guys are interested in.

you take a smoking hot girl and give her tan lines like a zebra and guys will still think shes hot and sleep with her. if you have a girl who's DOESNT havea smokin hot body and no matter whether she is completely tan, or has 'good' tan lines...guys wont care b/c they arent interested int eh first place.

QFMFT!!
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 04:58:04 PM: Mr. can verify beach photos
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Hulkster on May 01, 2010, 05:02:20 PM: Quote from: MadeYaMelt on May 01, 2010, 11:08:09 AM
You truly are a hideous thing. Please keep your posts contained to the gay section of the sex board. Thanks

I agree.

pubic hair adds character to the pussy - no two look exactly the same.

shaving takes this away.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:02:34 PM: i personally like no tan lines on a woman.....i like to know my favorite place to eat has fresh air on it every once in awhile...

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:02:59 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 04:58:04 PM
Mr. can verify beach photos
I dont see any tan lines but very acceptable.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:11:43 PM: Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:02:59 PM
I dont see any tan lines but very acceptable.
After a second look I just cracked one off, its unbelievable you lost all that weight.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:13:16 PM: lmaoooooo its a family beach..whatcha expect
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: HTexan on May 01, 2010, 05:14:30 PM: Quote from: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 07:20:46 AM
Please change your avatar. I'm an abductee and ask that you are sensitive in this matter.
Please change you avatar. Romano was raped in jail, and is sensitive in this matter.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:14:54 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:13:16 PM
lmaoooooo its a family beach..whatcha expect
that doesnt stop some people...

http://www.newsfilter.org/video/58512/Horny_assholes_scar_children_for_life_by_fucking_on_a_public_beach/

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:15:43 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:13:16 PM
lmaoooooo its a family beach..whatcha expect
Cant you like put a makeshift fence and strip down get the kids a snow cone or something?
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:16:58 PM: Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:15:43 PM
Cant you like put a makeshift fence and strip down get the kids a snow cone or something?
i live near the beach....its public...people always tan naked out there...

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:17:18 PM: seems like a nude beach no
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: HTexan on May 01, 2010, 05:18:07 PM: Quote from: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:16:58 PM
i live near the beach....its public...people always tan naked out there...

bench
nude beaches suck
http://www.hippiehollow.com/
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:18:35 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:17:18 PM
seems like a nude beach no
i am nude at the moment....i think i have a tan line!!!!!

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:19:45 PM: Quote from: HTexan on May 01, 2010, 05:18:07 PM
nude beaches suck
http://www.hippiehollow.com/
i would never go to a nude beach....100's of horny dudes waiting for 1 ugly ass female to show up....sad, just sad...

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:20:31 PM: lmaooooooooooooo bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: HTexan on May 01, 2010, 05:23:53 PM: Quote from: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:19:45 PM
i would never go to a nude beach....100's of horny dudes waiting for 1 ugly ass female to show up....sad, just sad...

bench
truth.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:26:09 PM: Quote from: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:16:58 PM
i live near the beach....its public...people always tan naked out there...

bench
I'm going on Priceline for tickets although I prefer tan lines maybe I can cut a deal with a hot chick to wear a thong for a couple hours then remove it.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:28:52 PM: Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:26:09 PM
I'm going on Priceline for tickets although I prefer tan lines maybe I can cut a deal with a hot chick to wear a thong for a couple hours then remove it.
ok...benchmstr guid to why tan lines are bad!!!

lets look at the vagina.....its damp, warm, and kept away from light...THATS JUST ASKING FOR MILDEW!!!!

if no tan lines are present...that means the vagina's keeper has givin it the chance to breath, and enjoy the sunlight....

BENCH HAS SPOKEN!!!!

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:31:50 PM: oh my goodness bench..

looks like me and mr. heading your way...break out the bbq for me
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:34:55 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:31:50 PM
oh my goodness bench..

looks like me and mr. heading your way...break out the bbq for me
my bro science is strong!!!!

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:41:46 PM: Quote from: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:28:52 PM
ok...benchmstr guid to why tan lines are bad!!!

lets look at the vagina.....its damp, warm, and kept away from light...THATS JUST ASKING FOR MILDEW!!!!

if no tan lines are present...that means the vagina's keeper has givin it the chance to breath, and enjoy the sunlight....

BENCH HAS SPOKEN!!!!

bench
Are you saying vaginas need fresh air?
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:42:43 PM: Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:41:46 PM
Are you saying vaginas need fresh air?
yes...or they will rust/mildew shut!!!!

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:44:29 PM: lmao maybe some females need to hang that tree car freshner near the cookie
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:45:48 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:44:29 PM
lmao maybe some females need to hang that tree car freshner near the cookie
LMAO ;D
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:46:56 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:44:29 PM
lmao maybe some females need to hang that tree car freshner near the cookie
no way...i like to eat at that restaurant!!!

"if it smells like Cologne leave it alone..it it smells like fish, than its a dish"

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:48:11 PM: Quote from: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:46:56 PM
no way...i like to eat at that restaurant!!!

"if it smells like Cologne leave it alone..it it smells like fish, than its a dish"

bench

lmao I posted that a few weeks ago...but its been around forever..I was kidding u dink
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:51:41 PM: Quote from: newmom on May 01, 2010, 05:48:11 PM
lmao I posted that a few weeks ago...but its been around forever..I was kidding u dink
i heard that from some old guy at a strip club when i was 18 ;D

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: WillGrant on May 01, 2010, 05:55:19 PM: Wow look at those eyes dammmmmmmmmmmm :o

(http://tanlines.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hot-string-bikini-tan-lines-doggie-style.jpg)
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:56:33 PM: Quote from: WillGrant on May 01, 2010, 05:55:19 PM
Wow look at those eyes dammmmmmmmmmmm :o

(http://tanlines.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hot-string-bikini-tan-lines-doggie-style.jpg)
almost a shame you dont see them while fucking her in the ass :'(

bench
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 05:57:03 PM: Quote from: WillGrant on May 01, 2010, 05:55:19 PM
Wow look at those eyes dammmmmmmmmmmm :o

(http://tanlines.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hot-string-bikini-tan-lines-doggie-style.jpg)
I didnt even see them Will I'm checking the ass tan lines.
Title: Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
Post by: WillGrant on May 01, 2010, 06:02:21 PM: Quote from: benchmstr on May 01, 2010, 05:56:33 PM
almost a shame you dont see them while fucking her in the ass :'(

bench
Bend her over in front of a mirror ;D