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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #75 on: May 01, 2010, 03:29:59 PM »
worry about the "body" first, and it won't matter whether you have tan lines or not.  women always worry about the stupidest things isntead of fixing the one things guys are interested in.  

you take a smoking hot girl and give her tan lines like a zebra and guys will still think shes hot and sleep with her.  if you have a girl who's DOESNT havea  smokin hot body and no matter whether she is completely tan, or has 'good' tan lines...guys wont care b/c they arent interested int eh first place.

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #76 on: May 01, 2010, 04:58:04 PM »
Mr. can verify beach photos

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #77 on: May 01, 2010, 05:02:20 PM »
You truly are a hideous thing.  Please keep your posts contained to the gay section of the sex board.  Thanks

I agree.

pubic hair adds character to the pussy - no two look exactly the same.

shaving takes this away.
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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #78 on: May 01, 2010, 05:02:34 PM »
i personally like no tan lines on a woman.....i like to know my favorite place to eat has fresh air on it every once in awhile...


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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #79 on: May 01, 2010, 05:02:59 PM »
Mr. can verify beach photos
I dont see any tan lines but very acceptable.

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #80 on: May 01, 2010, 05:11:43 PM »
I dont see any tan lines but very acceptable.
After a second look I just cracked one off, its unbelievable you lost all that weight.

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #81 on: May 01, 2010, 05:13:16 PM »
lmaoooooo its a family beach..whatcha expect

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #82 on: May 01, 2010, 05:14:30 PM »
Please change your avatar.  I'm an abductee and ask that you are sensitive in this matter.
Please change you avatar. Romano was raped in jail, and is sensitive in this matter.
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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #83 on: May 01, 2010, 05:14:54 PM »

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #84 on: May 01, 2010, 05:15:43 PM »
lmaoooooo its a family beach..whatcha expect
Cant you like put a makeshift fence and strip down get the kids a snow cone or something?

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #85 on: May 01, 2010, 05:16:58 PM »
Cant you like put a makeshift fence and strip down get the kids a snow cone or something?
i live near the beach....its public...people always tan naked out there...

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #86 on: May 01, 2010, 05:17:18 PM »
seems like a nude beach no

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #87 on: May 01, 2010, 05:18:07 PM »
i live near the beach....its public...people always tan naked out there...

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nude beaches suck
http://www.hippiehollow.com/
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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #88 on: May 01, 2010, 05:18:35 PM »
seems like a nude beach no
i am nude at the moment....i think i have a tan line!!!!!

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #89 on: May 01, 2010, 05:19:45 PM »
nude beaches suck
http://www.hippiehollow.com/
i would never go to a nude beach....100's of horny dudes waiting for 1 ugly ass female to show up....sad, just sad...

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #90 on: May 01, 2010, 05:20:31 PM »
lmaooooooooooooo bench

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #91 on: May 01, 2010, 05:23:53 PM »
i would never go to a nude beach....100's of horny dudes waiting for 1 ugly ass female to show up....sad, just sad...

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #92 on: May 01, 2010, 05:26:09 PM »
i live near the beach....its public...people always tan naked out there...

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I'm going on Priceline for tickets although I prefer tan lines maybe I can cut a deal with a hot chick to wear a thong for a couple hours then remove it.

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #93 on: May 01, 2010, 05:28:52 PM »
I'm going on Priceline for tickets although I prefer tan lines maybe I can cut a deal with a hot chick to wear a thong for a couple hours then remove it.
ok...benchmstr guid to why tan lines are bad!!!

lets look at the vagina.....its damp, warm, and kept away from light...THATS JUST ASKING FOR MILDEW!!!!

if no tan lines are present...that means the vagina's keeper has givin it the chance to breath, and enjoy the sunlight....

BENCH HAS SPOKEN!!!!

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #94 on: May 01, 2010, 05:31:50 PM »
oh my goodness bench..

looks like me and mr. heading your way...break out the bbq for me

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #95 on: May 01, 2010, 05:34:55 PM »
oh my goodness bench..

looks like me and mr. heading your way...break out the bbq for me
my bro science is strong!!!!

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #96 on: May 01, 2010, 05:41:46 PM »
ok...benchmstr guid to why tan lines are bad!!!

lets look at the vagina.....its damp, warm, and kept away from light...THATS JUST ASKING FOR MILDEW!!!!

if no tan lines are present...that means the vagina's keeper has givin it the chance to breath, and enjoy the sunlight....

BENCH HAS SPOKEN!!!!

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Are you saying vaginas need fresh air?

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #97 on: May 01, 2010, 05:42:43 PM »
Are you saying vaginas need fresh air?
yes...or they will rust/mildew shut!!!!

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #98 on: May 01, 2010, 05:44:29 PM »
lmao maybe some females need to hang that tree car freshner near the cookie

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Re: Tan or No Tan Lines
« Reply #99 on: May 01, 2010, 05:45:48 PM »
lmao maybe some females need to hang that tree car freshner near the cookie
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