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Title: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 06:17:27 AM
I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...

Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?

 ;D
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: Butterbean on May 04, 2010, 06:21:24 AM


Are you going to sue McDonalds ???
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: devilsmile on May 04, 2010, 06:22:20 AM
are you asking or telling us

do a muscle pose and I'm sure she's molten liquid on your arms  ;D
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: Army of One on May 04, 2010, 06:24:18 AM
I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...

Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?

 ;D

Depends, this maneuver can only be pulled off if doing an office most muscular at the same time.
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: devilsmile on May 04, 2010, 06:25:35 AM
Depends, this maneuver can only be pulled off if doing an office most muscular at the same time.

that's what I said, he needs to stand up fast, take a shirt off and be all like; "POSE!"...

... then sit down, wink her... it's on after that I'm telling ya!
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 06:27:47 AM

Are you going to sue McDonalds ???

haha...

What the hell, everyone else is!  Why not?  ;D
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 06:28:38 AM
that's what I said, he needs to stand up fast, take a shirt off and be all like; "POSE!"...

... then sit down, wink her... it's on after that I'm telling ya!

Damn, wish I had this info about 10 minutes ago!!!  :o
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 04, 2010, 06:29:04 AM
I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...

Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?

 ;D
Call Terry man.
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: Tapeworm on May 04, 2010, 06:52:46 AM
I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...

Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?

 ;D

You are Endearingly Clumbsy Guy.  Roll with it but don't injure her.
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 07:24:17 AM
You are Endearingly Clumbsy Guy.  Roll with it but don't injure her.

I'm like a buff napoleon dynamite  :(
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: Norbert on May 04, 2010, 08:50:08 AM
Smack the snivelling little shit sitting next to you saying "you call this coffee!" Sit back and watch how she thinks your the type of man who takes charge and gives orders
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Post by: nder98 on May 04, 2010, 08:54:51 AM
Drug her and two more people and make a human centipede
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Ron on May 04, 2010, 09:15:01 AM
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I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool

You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now...    Face it, she knows you are a dork.  Either she likes you or she doesnt.  Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust.  Time to get back to work.
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Fury on May 04, 2010, 09:16:52 AM
You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now...    Face it, she knows you are a dork.  Either she likes you or she doesnt.  Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust.  Time to get back to work.

King Avidan bringing the hammer down.
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 04, 2010, 09:50:43 AM
throw the rest of the boiling hot coffee on her face in order to redeem some of your manliness/dignity
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Option D on May 04, 2010, 09:52:20 AM
YES


i didnt read the first post..im just responding to the thread title


Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 10:05:14 AM
You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now...    Face it, she knows you are a dork.  Either she likes you or she doesnt.  Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust.  Time to get back to work.

An owning by Ron like I've never seen before!!!

 ;D >:( ;D
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: wavelength on May 04, 2010, 10:23:47 AM
I'm like a buff napoleon dynamite  :(

Pictures to prove those lofty claims of buffness, stud?
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Post by: Option D on May 04, 2010, 11:25:00 AM
Pictures to prove those lofty claims of buffness, stud?

outed
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Tre on May 04, 2010, 11:27:58 AM
Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?

Yes, for going to McDonald's.
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: wavelength on May 04, 2010, 12:33:16 PM
outed

;D
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: Option D on May 04, 2010, 01:45:40 PM
;D

lol
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: wavelength on May 04, 2010, 01:47:48 PM
big mal is one of my favourite posters I have to say
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Option D on May 04, 2010, 01:48:50 PM
big mal is one of my favourite posters I have to say

Awwww. thanks broskie...likewise... we are few and far inbetween
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: American Muscle on May 04, 2010, 02:09:29 PM
lol..."big_smel" loves to post, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Voice of Doom on May 04, 2010, 03:36:32 PM
throw the rest of the boiling hot coffee on her face in order to redeem some of your manliness/dignity

QFT, once she's wiped the coffee off hit her upside the head with a nice but firm open handed slap while yelling, "dont ever be disrespecting me Bitch!" and then walk off...
 
It will take some time for her to stop crying but within days she'll be gobbling your cock in the parking lot during work breaks.  She'll hate herself for doing it...but how's that your problem?

 :)
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Agnostic007 on May 04, 2010, 03:54:34 PM
In the cosmopolitan magazine articles I read while standing in the check out line waiting to pay for my boneless skinless chicken breast, tuna, eggs, protein powder and Yankee Black Cherry scented candle (cause chicks dig the scent) they all seem to indicate they like a man who can laugh at himself.. since all those articles are true insights into the female psyche, I think it would be safe to say, had you recovered from the intense pain with a little self deprecating chuckle, you would have been golden.. Hope this helps..
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: newmom on May 04, 2010, 04:25:07 PM
eyeball she probably has a facebook status to the like, you should of seen this fucking dumbass at work, cant drink coffee for shit
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 04, 2010, 04:32:23 PM
eyeball she probably has a facebook status to the like, you should of seen this fucking dumbass at work, cant drink coffee for shit

x2

You need to corner that bitch and tell her 'you tell anyone about this and I'll fucking killl you!'
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe...
Post by: Howard on May 04, 2010, 04:54:37 PM
Depends, this maneuver can only be pulled off if doing an office most muscular at the same time.

Micheal Scott pulled it off in front of Pam in the Dunder Mifflin office.
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: OneMoreRep on May 04, 2010, 05:01:19 PM
You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now...    Face it, she knows you are a dork.  Either she likes you or she doesnt.  Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust.  Time to get back to work.

Geez Ron, what are you trying to do, end this kid's career here?

"1"
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 06:00:42 PM
eyeball she probably has a facebook status to the like, you should of seen this fucking dumbass at work, cant drink coffee for shit

hahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 06:02:29 PM
x2

You need to corner that bitch and tell her 'you tell anyone about this and I'll fucking killl you!'


hahahahahahhahahahahah
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: newmom on May 04, 2010, 06:07:48 PM
haha Cpt, he should grab her shirt while saying that

All seriousness eyeballie, fuck her, its not like she shits gold or something
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Nirvana on May 04, 2010, 06:13:09 PM
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Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 04, 2010, 06:26:54 PM
Depending upon her politicial affiliation, you should have examined your burned face and blamed Bush (or Obama).

You'd be in that pink by the weekend.
Title: Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 06:38:28 PM
haha Cpt, he should grab her shirt while saying that

All seriousness eyeballie, fuck her, its not like she shits gold or something

We actually both laughed, it wasn't as goofy as I made it out to be.  ;D