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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 06:17:27 AM
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I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...
Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?
;D
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Are you going to sue McDonalds ???
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are you asking or telling us
do a muscle pose and I'm sure she's molten liquid on your arms ;D
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I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...
Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?
;D
Depends, this maneuver can only be pulled off if doing an office most muscular at the same time.
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Depends, this maneuver can only be pulled off if doing an office most muscular at the same time.
that's what I said, he needs to stand up fast, take a shirt off and be all like; "POSE!"...
... then sit down, wink her... it's on after that I'm telling ya!
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Are you going to sue McDonalds ???
haha...
What the hell, everyone else is! Why not? ;D
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that's what I said, he needs to stand up fast, take a shirt off and be all like; "POSE!"...
... then sit down, wink her... it's on after that I'm telling ya!
Damn, wish I had this info about 10 minutes ago!!! :o
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I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...
Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?
;D
Call Terry man.
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I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...
Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?
;D
You are Endearingly Clumbsy Guy. Roll with it but don't injure her.
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You are Endearingly Clumbsy Guy. Roll with it but don't injure her.
I'm like a buff napoleon dynamite :(
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Smack the snivelling little shit sitting next to you saying "you call this coffee!" Sit back and watch how she thinks your the type of man who takes charge and gives orders
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Drug her and two more people and make a human centipede
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I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool
You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now... Face it, she knows you are a dork. Either she likes you or she doesnt. Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust. Time to get back to work.
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You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now... Face it, she knows you are a dork. Either she likes you or she doesnt. Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust. Time to get back to work.
King Avidan bringing the hammer down.
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throw the rest of the boiling hot coffee on her face in order to redeem some of your manliness/dignity
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YES
i didnt read the first post..im just responding to the thread title
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You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now... Face it, she knows you are a dork. Either she likes you or she doesnt. Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust. Time to get back to work.
An owning by Ron like I've never seen before!!!
;D >:( ;D
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I'm like a buff napoleon dynamite :(
Pictures to prove those lofty claims of buffness, stud?
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Pictures to prove those lofty claims of buffness, stud?
outed
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Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?
Yes, for going to McDonald's.
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outed
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;D
lol
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big mal is one of my favourite posters I have to say
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big mal is one of my favourite posters I have to say
Awwww. thanks broskie...likewise... we are few and far inbetween
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lol..."big_smel" loves to post, that's for sure.
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throw the rest of the boiling hot coffee on her face in order to redeem some of your manliness/dignity
QFT, once she's wiped the coffee off hit her upside the head with a nice but firm open handed slap while yelling, "dont ever be disrespecting me Bitch!" and then walk off...
It will take some time for her to stop crying but within days she'll be gobbling your cock in the parking lot during work breaks. She'll hate herself for doing it...but how's that your problem?
:)
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In the cosmopolitan magazine articles I read while standing in the check out line waiting to pay for my boneless skinless chicken breast, tuna, eggs, protein powder and Yankee Black Cherry scented candle (cause chicks dig the scent) they all seem to indicate they like a man who can laugh at himself.. since all those articles are true insights into the female psyche, I think it would be safe to say, had you recovered from the intense pain with a little self deprecating chuckle, you would have been golden.. Hope this helps..
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eyeball she probably has a facebook status to the like, you should of seen this fucking dumbass at work, cant drink coffee for shit
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eyeball she probably has a facebook status to the like, you should of seen this fucking dumbass at work, cant drink coffee for shit
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You need to corner that bitch and tell her 'you tell anyone about this and I'll fucking killl you!'
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Depends, this maneuver can only be pulled off if doing an office most muscular at the same time.
Micheal Scott pulled it off in front of Pam in the Dunder Mifflin office.
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You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now... Face it, she knows you are a dork. Either she likes you or she doesnt. Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust. Time to get back to work.
Geez Ron, what are you trying to do, end this kid's career here?
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eyeball she probably has a facebook status to the like, you should of seen this fucking dumbass at work, cant drink coffee for shit
hahahahahahahahah
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You need to corner that bitch and tell her 'you tell anyone about this and I'll fucking killl you!'
hahahahahahhahahahahah
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haha Cpt, he should grab her shirt while saying that
All seriousness eyeballie, fuck her, its not like she shits gold or something
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Depending upon her politicial affiliation, you should have examined your burned face and blamed Bush (or Obama).
You'd be in that pink by the weekend.
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haha Cpt, he should grab her shirt while saying that
All seriousness eyeballie, fuck her, its not like she shits gold or something
We actually both laughed, it wasn't as goofy as I made it out to be. ;D